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Adam K:
Who goes there?

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Aaron:
Oh, the bearer of bad news for
anti-torture fans.

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Adam K:
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Adam K:
Hold on.

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Adam K:
I need to finish watching this
Mitch McConnell video.

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Adam K:
He's reviewing the slate truck.

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It's pretty good.

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Adam K:
I mean, he he's got a few good

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thoughts about it, but, um, I

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don't know.

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Adam K:
I mean, looks he looks healthy.

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Aaron:
Well, I like anything that you
can, uh, mess with yourself and

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Aaron:
try to drive away.

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Aaron:
Right.

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Aaron:
Uh.

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Adam K:
I think he's probably more
silent than that.

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Aaron:
Yeah, he's he's not as clear and
as as, uh, loud.

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Adam K:
Yeah. When the voodoo music
starts playing and he's, he's

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dancing in the living room.

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Adam K:
That's when you know, it's, it's
jump the shark.

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Aaron:
Well, I've been in the hospital
for three weeks.

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Aaron:
A Jamaican priest came up here
and she, uh, some dust

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Adam K:
You

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Aaron:
and dirt

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Adam K:
need

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Aaron:
over

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Adam K:
you

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Aaron:
my.

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Adam K:
need to sound more like Foghorn
Leghorn, though.

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Aaron:
It

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I'll

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did.

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say, I'll say.

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Aaron:
I don't.

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Aaron:
I don't know if he gets.

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Aaron:
I guess he used to get that
animated, but lately it's.

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Well, especially lately, it's

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more just like, oh, I'm getting

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better, but I just, I don't, I

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maybe just get a little Foghorn

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Aaron:
Leghorn.

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Adam K:
Hello.

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Adam K:
I mean, he's very southern.

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Adam K:
Was is.

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Adam K:
Anyway, I don't know.

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I'm.

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Aaron:
May he rest in peace and good.

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Aaron:
Good job.

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Aaron:
He's still alive.

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Adam K:
It's just weird in this.

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Adam K:
This happened.

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Adam K:
There was some California Senate
or whatever where they were like

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Adam K:
wheeling her out and she just.

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Aaron:
Feinstein.

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Adam K:
Was it fine saying.

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Adam K:
Yeah. And it was just like, this
is this is elder abuse.

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Adam K:
This is bad.

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Aaron:
Yeah, I think I mentioned this.

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Aaron:
Maybe I haven't mentioned this

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before, but like during that UFC

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fight at, at, uh, the white

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House, you know, how everyone

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was there and they all wanted to

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be there and they, the

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Aaron:
designated survivor was Chuck

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Grassley.

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Adam K:
I don't know who that is.

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Aaron:
He is the oldest senator.

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Aaron:
Right now he's ninety three, I
think, and he's

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Adam K:
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Aaron:
just he's just barely a human
being at this point.

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Aaron:
And they're like, this will be

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the man who rebuilds the

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Aaron:
government.

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Aaron:
And we're like, statistically,
he could have died in his sleep

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Aaron:
that night during the UFC fight.

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Adam K:
It's just.

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Adam K:
It's weird that he had a front
seat view of the Gettysburg

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Address, and he's still
legislating, you know.

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Aaron:
When he was trying to talk the

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Aaron:
founders out of signing the

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Aaron:
document before

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Adam K:
Mhm.

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Aaron:
they reviewed it a little more.

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You know?

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Adam K:
Yeah. You know, don't.

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Adam K:
This is a little too clear on
some aspects.

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Adam K:
Maybe we can, I don't know, make

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Aaron:
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Adam K:
it

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Aaron:
know

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Adam K:
just.

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Aaron:
everyone's trying to take off

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Aaron:
for, uh, July because they gotta

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Aaron:
get back to the plantations and

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Aaron:
such for the crop yield, but

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Aaron:
let's maybe we'll have a recess

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Aaron:
until September.

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Aaron:
It'll be cooler in Washington.

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Aaron:
We come back and they're like,
Chuck, let's get this done now.

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Aaron:
Chuck.

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Adam K:
Wow.

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Aaron:
I think Chuck Grassley, I also
think talks like Foghorn

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Aaron:
Leghorn, if I remember

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Adam K:
They

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Aaron:
correctly,

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Adam K:
all do.

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Aaron:
maybe

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Adam K:
These are

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Aaron:
just

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Adam K:
the.

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Aaron:
you get so jowly when you get
that old, you just naturally

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Aaron:
talk like this.

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Adam K:
That's.

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Adam K:
That's a thing with aging, where

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the Earth's gravity just

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Adam K:
naturally, you know, pulls our

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Adam K:
skin down.

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And that's just that, you know,

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Adam K:
that's why your spine does funny

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Adam K:
things.

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Adam K:
So if we as a species find a way

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Adam K:
to live on the moon or Mars,

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Adam K:
that we might, that might be the

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Adam K:
max looking trick and not

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Adam K:
injecting gold into your septum

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Adam K:
or whatever.

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Aaron:
You know, like that guy.

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Aaron:
I told you that I ran into that
guy a couple times in Austin.

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Aaron:
Connor.

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Adam K:
Yeah,

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Aaron:
Connor. Connor.

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Aaron:
Murphy.

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Adam K:
yeah.

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Adam K:
Right.

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Adam K:
May he rest in peace.

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Adam K:
Um, though I think he has a some
other review video coming out

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Adam K:
too later today.

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Aaron:
He he would, uh, he had like an

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Aaron:
OnlyFans, I think for a little

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Aaron:
while.

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Aaron:
And like a couple of my friends

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Aaron:
who were girls would like, see

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Aaron:
him running around and he was

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Aaron:
always trying to like, fuck them

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Aaron:
out in the woods for content

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Aaron:
and, uh,

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Adam K:
Right.

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Aaron:
and he'd show up at gyms and

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Aaron:
some people would recognize him

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Aaron:
and the girls would just be

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like, he's like an oddity, like

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Aaron:
a hot oddity at the time where

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Aaron:
they would take a picture with

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Aaron:
him.

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Aaron:
Yeah.

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Aaron:
Oddity.

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Aaron:
And, uh, and then, you know,
then he'd try and like rope him

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Aaron:
into his, his OnlyFans deal.

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Aaron:
Um, which, you know, what a poor
guy, you know, it happens to the

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Aaron:
best of them.

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Aaron:
Um.

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Adam K:
Does it?

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Adam K:
I mean, it's been happening to a
lot of them.

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Adam K:
Even the the guys whose entire

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Adam K:
mission it is just to look like

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Adam K:
the Incredible Hulk at all

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Adam K:
times.

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Adam K:
And they're just these it's just
muscles on muscle.

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Adam K:
I mean, it's just the eighties

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Adam K:
repeating itself, but now you

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Adam K:
just order your your shit from

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Adam K:
discord.

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Adam K:
So.

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Aaron:
I gotta think that, like, I

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Aaron:
don't know, maybe this is the

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Aaron:
cusp of things where you're

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Aaron:
like, where famous people are

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Aaron:
dying from injecting gold to

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Aaron:
themselves.

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Aaron:
Like it's just, it's so
cartoonish that you, you just,

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Aaron:
if you wrote it, people would be
like, this is so stupid.

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Aaron:
What you just wrote.

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And, uh, but it's reality.

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Aaron:
Whatever.

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Aaron:
Who cares?

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Adam K:
Are you.

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Adam K:
You're saying like, much like

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Adam K:
the fentanyl epidemic or opioid

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crisis, there's going to be a,

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Adam K:
like a briefing of like today's

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Adam K:
youth is injecting too much gold

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Adam K:
into their bodies and their, uh,

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Adam K:
their Taiwanese apartments or

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Adam K:
Bangkok

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Aaron:
No, I

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Adam K:
affordable

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Aaron:
love the

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Adam K:
Bangkok

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Aaron:
Trump administration.

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Adam K:
apartment.

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Aaron:
The Trump administration like
issues this warning to Ghana and

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Aaron:
their gold exports because it's
killing our rich youth.

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Aaron:
And

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Adam K:
Right.

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Aaron:
they don't, you know, they
they're going to do something

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Aaron:
about the gold cartels, and
they're not going to allow gold

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Aaron:
out on the streets.

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Adam K:
What you do is you chop down one
of those flock cameras or any of

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Adam K:
the speed light cameras.

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Adam K:
There's something like three
ounces of gold in each of those.

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Adam K:
You melt that down.

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Adam K:
You find a guy with a syringe,

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Adam K:
you put it between your toes,

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Adam K:
you'll be the neck, and then

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Adam K:
you'll.

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Adam K:
Next thing you know, you're
making sweet love to a stranger

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Adam K:
in the woods.

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Aaron:
John Prine has a song.

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Aaron:
Uh, what was it?

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Aaron:
There's a hole in my soul where

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Aaron:
all the money goes, uh, uh,

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Aaron:
whatever.

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Aaron:
It was one of his original

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Aaron:
albums, but he has this line

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Aaron:
about, like.

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Aaron:
And the gold rolled through his

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Aaron:
veins like a thousand railroad

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Aaron:
trains.

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Aaron:
It was about this, this vet who
was, you know, doing heroin

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Aaron:
after the war to ease the pain.

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Aaron:
Now it's literally gold rolling
through the veins, and it's just

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Aaron:
a rich fuck who's OnlyFans has
failed killing himself?

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Adam K:
This is

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Aaron:
I'm sorry, John Prine.

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Adam K:
you should not take the lyrics
literally.

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Adam K:
That's the problem.

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Aaron:
That guy never listened to John
Prine album.

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Aaron:
He probably listened to his own

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fucking shitty EDM music that he

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made as he was injecting himself

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with whatever new peptides that

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he found.

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Adam K:
It's just talking to some
friends over the weekend and,

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you know, talking about, you
know, uh, one of them takes the

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metro around here in LA for work
and just talking about like, you

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Adam K:
see the fentanyl people
sometimes where they're just,

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Aaron:
Zombie ING around.

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Adam K:
yeah, but it's like they're
planted on the ground.

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Like they can't, they're not

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falling over, but they're about

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to, but it's just this weird,

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almost like cosmic horror

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entity, you know, where it's

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like, it's freaky, but, um, just

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saying that when we were kids,

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not to get all nostalgic, but

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it's like one of them was just

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saying, like, you know,

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realistically we had like three

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drugs.

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That was really all we had at
our disposal.

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And one of them was weed.

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And the two other ones were

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like, I don't know, maybe

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cocaine, maybe, you know, or

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alcohol.

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And then like, you know, a wild
card wherever you grew up and,

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you know, maybe acid, whatever.

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Aaron:
What are you talking

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Adam K:
But.

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Aaron:
about?

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Aaron:
When we were kids, like you're
talking about teenagers,

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Adam K:
Teenagers.

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Aaron:
okay?

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Adam K:
Yeah,

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Aaron:
I

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Adam K:
yeah.

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Aaron:
thought you're talking about
like, little kids.

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I was like,

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Adam K:
When

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Aaron:
that would

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Adam K:
I

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Aaron:
have

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Adam K:
was

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Aaron:
been

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Adam K:
four.

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Aaron:
crack.

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Adam K:
Yeah. I'm just saying, like, in
terms of what was accessible, it

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Adam K:
I'm sure it changes like
neighborhood, neighborhood,

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Adam K:
like, so like where I lived, it
was alcohol pot.

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Adam K:
And that was really it.

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Adam K:
I don't, I didn't know any other

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kids doing anything harder than

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Adam K:
that.

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Adam K:
Um, I had a couple friends
talking about acid, but I don't

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Adam K:
think they knew where to get it.

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Adam K:
Uh, but now it's just with how
much synthetic stuff you can

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Adam K:
just make in your kitchen.

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Adam K:
It they were saying there's
something like over like two

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Adam K:
thousand two hundred different
chemical compounds that you

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Adam K:
just, you can't some of them you
can't even trace.

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Adam K:
It's crazy.

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Aaron:
I think it'd be cool.

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Aaron:
Like because they have these

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Aaron:
apps right now that looks at

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Aaron:
everything in your fridge and

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Aaron:
tells you what you could make

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Aaron:
for dinner with just, you know,

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Aaron:
all the random ingredients you

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Aaron:
have.

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Aaron:
If you have the same app for
drugs and you just list like,

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Aaron:
well, I got all this Clorox and
light bulbs and I've got some

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Aaron:
potpourri and all this other and
it's like, oh yeah, you can

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Aaron:
make, you know, two CB if you
want and you get

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Adam K:
Right.

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Aaron:
high off your ass and you just
sell

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Adam K:
Yeah. You're

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Aaron:
it in the App store.

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Adam K:
you're a little scurrying on, on
front of the fridge is just

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Adam K:
showing you the chemical
compound that you can make.

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Adam K:
And some people in your
neighborhood, you could maybe

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Adam K:
sell it to.

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Aaron:
I should show it somewhere else.

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Aaron:
Just show it like, I don't know,
in your bathtub or something,

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Aaron:
some screen somewhere else.

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Adam K:
The one behind my toilet.

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Aaron:
And it should connect your
Amazon.

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Aaron:
So like whenever you run out of,
you know, baking soda or

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Aaron:
whatever you need, it's just, it
automatically orders all your.

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Adam K:
Is just a giant drum barrel of a
mystery liquid with some Chinese

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Adam K:
characters on the front.

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Aaron:
You can, you can get this

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Aaron:
hydrochloric acid prime

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Aaron:
delivered.

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Adam K:
You probably can.

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Adam K:
Anyway, um.

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Adam K:
Yeah, so I forgot why.

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Adam K:
I feel like I had a question for
you, but I don't anymore.

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Adam K:
I think you may have
accidentally answered it.

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Aaron:
Yeah,

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Adam K:
Yeah.

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Aaron:
I am I just going in a loop, but
my brain is kind of fried.

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Aaron:
I, I told you about my friends
who hosted Coolio in college and

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Aaron:
his like contract writer that he
had I, I.

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Adam K:
No, but it's weird.

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Adam K:
You mentioned that because I
listen to Coolio last week kind

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Adam K:
of on accident, but continue.

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Aaron:
I can't tell me if I'm repeating

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Aaron:
this, but like it was when I was

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Aaron:
in college.

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Aaron:
Uh, I was a freshman.

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Aaron:
Like one of the first things

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Aaron:
that happened was they, uh, some

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Aaron:
friends of mine were in a

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Aaron:
fraternity.

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Aaron:
I wasn't, but I always got the
benefits of the party things.

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Aaron:
And they Coolio was going to

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Aaron:
throw like the opening, like

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Aaron:
semester party.

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Aaron:
Well, not he was throwing it.

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Aaron:
They were throwing party.

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Aaron:
Coolio was going to be the
performance there.

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Adam K:
Okay.

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Aaron:
And so Coolio, you know, was

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Aaron:
kind of in a weird, I guess,

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Aaron:
career position at the time

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Aaron:
where.

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Adam K:
Was this before or after cooking
with Coolio?

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Aaron:
I have no idea.

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Aaron:
This had been like two thousand
and five.

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Aaron:
And he's, he's performing at a
frat house.

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Aaron:
So you, you figure it out.

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Aaron:
But like he's, he's has this
contract, right?

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Aaron:
That's like he wants this amount
of money.

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Aaron:
He needs, you know, this food
and this liquor there.

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Aaron:
And also it said it needed, he
needed a huge crack rock.

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Adam K:
MM.

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Aaron:
And so these guys, this guy I
knew Matt was like, and he

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Aaron:
talked with Liz.

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Aaron:
He's like Coolio said, he needs
a fucking crack rock.

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Aaron:
We we gotta go get a crack rock
or he's not going to go on.

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Aaron:
And I was like, how are you
going to do that?

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Aaron:
So they it was these scared
white boys.

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Aaron:
They went to the east side to

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Aaron:
try and score crack rock for

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Aaron:
Coolio.

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Aaron:
And they started interacting
with some of the people who sell

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Aaron:
crack rocks, and they got scared
and drove off.

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Aaron:
So what they did instead is they
sourced a bunch of cocaine from,

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Aaron:
you know, rich white kids, and
they looked up on the internet

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Aaron:
how to cook crack.

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Aaron:
And they cooked crack in their
in their fraternity and made

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Aaron:
like this huge crack rock that
they were like, it was way too

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Aaron:
big because they used like all
the cocaine they had bought.

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Aaron:
And Coolio was apparently very
pleased with what they had done.

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Aaron:
And he gave a great show that
night.

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Aaron:
But,

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Adam K:
Well,

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Aaron:
uh.

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Adam K:
yeah, because they kind of did
the opposite of what crack is

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Adam K:
supposed to accomplish, right?

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Adam K:
It's supposed to cover the fact
that it doesn't have much

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Adam K:
cocaine in it.

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Aaron:
Yeah, but they didn't know that.

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Aaron:
They

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Adam K:
Right.

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Aaron:
just they just knew they needed
a thing that I think they were

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Aaron:
thinking like Congo or something
like a huge diamond, like

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Aaron:
beautiful thing, you know,
because they, they'd been

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Aaron:
promoting that Coolio was going
to perform all this time.

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Aaron:
And they're not, you know, they
had to pull out all the stops to

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Aaron:
try and make it happen.

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Aaron:
And part one of that is they
learned how to make drugs from

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Adam K:
Wow.

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Aaron:
what the chemicals they had at
the house.

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Adam K:
Did they take those skills on to
do other things in their life?

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Aaron:
Uh, well, one dude became he's
pretty high up in the Houston

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Aaron:
police force now.

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Aaron:
And, uh, and then the other
guy's in politics.

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Aaron:
Wow.

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Aaron:
So.

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Adam K:
And those are two positions
where you need to recognize a

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Adam K:
crack, a crack rock.

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Adam K:
So.

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Aaron:
Yeah. You know, and they go, how
do you know?

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Aaron:
It's like my training.

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Adam K:
Mhm.

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Aaron:
Okay.

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Adam K:
My frat.

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Adam K:
Listen.

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Adam K:
Listen.

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Aaron:
Listen,

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Adam K:
Here.

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Aaron:
guys, I

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Adam K:
Yeah.

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Aaron:
made a crack rock for Coolio and
it was fucking awesome.

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Adam K:
Yeah. This is a trial
deposition.

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Aaron:
Everything I've said, if there's

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Aaron:
no way they'd ever know this,

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Aaron:
but immediately they'd know who

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Aaron:
they were, who I was talking

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Aaron:
about.

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Aaron:
But I haven't been specific
enough to like, which is great.

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Adam K:
That's

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Aaron:
That's

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Adam K:
fair.

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Aaron:
the perfect

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Adam K:
You're

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Aaron:
thing.

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Adam K:
you're doing a better job than

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Adam K:
any of the male escorts

453
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Adam K:
describing, uh, Lindsey Graham's

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Adam K:
undercarriage.

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Aaron:
Ladybugs.

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Aaron:
Ladybugs.

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Adam K:
I wish I didn't know that I

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Adam K:
actually looked it up this

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Adam K:
morning because I've always seen

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Adam K:
it.

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Adam K:
The whole ladybugs.

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Adam K:
I never went that deep because

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Adam K:
I'm just like, I'm not that

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Adam K:
interested.

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Adam K:
And then I read it the, you

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Adam K:
know, the supposed claim and

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Adam K:
threw up a little bit in my

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Adam K:
mouth.

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Adam K:
So.

470
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:27,014
Aaron:
My uncle and I were working on
the Chevy this weekend and he

471
00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:31,933
Aaron:
was like, yeah, something about
he's like, it's, it's, uh, quite

472
00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:35,134
Aaron:
the thing that Putin managed to
kill Graham this weekend.

473
00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:35,734
Aaron:
And I was

474
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:36,049
Adam K:
Sure.

475
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:38,933
Aaron:
like, I was like, you know, it
could happen.

476
00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:39,774
Aaron:
It could have happened.

477
00:14:39,774 --> 00:14:40,653
Aaron:
Who knows?

478
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:41,570
Adam K:
Maybe.

479
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:45,533
Aaron:
Or I asked, uh, Mika about it

480
00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:47,094
Aaron:
and she's like, yeah, an aortic

481
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:47,573
Aaron:
rupture.

482
00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:49,374
Aaron:
You're you're dead in a couple
minutes.

483
00:14:49,374 --> 00:14:50,614
Aaron:
You know, that's just.

484
00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:51,690
Adam K:
But that could have been from a

485
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,409
Adam K:
blowfish dart or, I don't know,

486
00:14:54,409 --> 00:14:55,409
Adam K:
some poppers.

487
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,974
Aaron:
Or a Russian twink that slipped
him something between his toes,

488
00:14:58,974 --> 00:15:01,333
Aaron:
some liquid gold into his toes.

489
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,009
Adam K:
Yes, I will, I will lick your
ladybugs.

490
00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:06,049
Adam K:
Just sniff this, please.

491
00:15:06,014 --> 00:15:08,573
Aaron:
Mr. lady, comrade ladybug.

492
00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,970
Adam K:
This will express your anal
glands.

493
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,090
Adam K:
Very powerful.

494
00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,809
Adam K:
Good for me to get deep inside
tissue.

495
00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:17,774
Aaron:
Russia. I mean, Russia's getting

496
00:15:17,774 --> 00:15:19,134
Aaron:
to the point where it might do

497
00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:19,413
Aaron:
anything.

498
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:22,333
Aaron:
They might shove a nuclear bomb
up.

499
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,374
Aaron:
You know, another gay senator's
ass who knows that they're,

500
00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:26,614
Aaron:
like, getting really desperate.

501
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:29,573
Aaron:
So I wouldn't be surprised.

502
00:15:29,573 --> 00:15:30,553
Aaron:
Of course,

503
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:30,529
Adam K:
Oh, so.

504
00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:32,943
Aaron:
you can't disprove conspiracy
theory, so.

505
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:34,669
Adam K:
Speaking of inedible things,

506
00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:38,330
Adam K:
what what was the your your

507
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:39,370
Adam K:
determining factor about

508
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:39,870
Adam K:
torches?

509
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:42,350
Adam K:
Did you find something new or.

510
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,190
Adam K:
No, it's just the fake.

511
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:46,389
Adam K:
The fake shit you were talking

512
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:46,504
Aaron:
I

513
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:46,789
Adam K:
about.

514
00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:46,903
Aaron:
just don't know.

515
00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:49,823
Aaron:
I, I my theory.

516
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:54,943
Aaron:
So this is the I think this is
might be the third post I've

517
00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:58,344
Aaron:
seen on Reddit of someone who
has taken a picture at a

518
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:04,344
Aaron:
Torchy's and then used AI to put
some sort of sign that says our

519
00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:06,543
Aaron:
employees work for tips.

520
00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:07,783
Aaron:
You need to tip.

521
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:09,604
Aaron:
And it'll say like, you know,

522
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:10,984
Aaron:
they they make two thirteen an

523
00:16:10,984 --> 00:16:11,543
Aaron:
hour.

524
00:16:11,543 --> 00:16:15,303
Aaron:
You need to tip some something
like that, like a very like, uh,

525
00:16:15,303 --> 00:16:20,224
Aaron:
uh, passive aggressive, weird
note that like, who would put

526
00:16:20,224 --> 00:16:20,783
Aaron:
that up there?

527
00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:23,624
Aaron:
But anyway, so this is like the
third time I've seen that

528
00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:26,224
Aaron:
specifically for Torchy's,
specifically for Houston.

529
00:16:26,224 --> 00:16:29,844
Aaron:
My theory is it's the employees

530
00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:32,283
Aaron:
are fucking pissed off because

531
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,043
Aaron:
Torchy's has implemented this,

532
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,464
Aaron:
like, uh, these POS systems that

533
00:16:36,464 --> 00:16:38,344
Aaron:
completely negate the need for

534
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,624
Aaron:
employees.

535
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,823
Aaron:
Like it's, it's just a kiosk
thing.

536
00:16:41,823 --> 00:16:43,703
Aaron:
You know, like how McDonald's

537
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,864
Aaron:
and all the others are doing it,

538
00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:46,783
Aaron:
but I think it's a disgruntled

539
00:16:46,783 --> 00:16:47,823
Aaron:
employee that keeps posting

540
00:16:47,823 --> 00:16:48,224
Aaron:
these things.

541
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,423
Aaron:
But what's, what's happening is,
I mean, Reddit's falling for it.

542
00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:53,823
Aaron:
They're getting huge numbers on

543
00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:55,323
Aaron:
these posts of people, you know,

544
00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:57,303
Aaron:
commenting and being like, you

545
00:16:57,303 --> 00:16:59,524
Aaron:
know, I can't believe that like

546
00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:00,663
Aaron:
servers don't make a living

547
00:17:00,663 --> 00:17:00,864
Aaron:
wage.

548
00:17:00,864 --> 00:17:03,504
Aaron:
What's wrong with, you know,
what's wrong with the US?

549
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:04,544
Aaron:
Why do they post these things?

550
00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:05,983
Aaron:
Why does it fall on the
consumer?

551
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,743
Aaron:
All this stuff.

552
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:10,144
Aaron:
And I finally today like

553
00:17:10,144 --> 00:17:11,703
Aaron:
responded to one of them where I

554
00:17:11,703 --> 00:17:13,624
Aaron:
was like, you know, guys, this

555
00:17:13,624 --> 00:17:14,104
Aaron:
is AI.

556
00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:15,223
Aaron:
Look at this.

557
00:17:15,223 --> 00:17:19,523
Aaron:
Look at the card reader next to
the card reader result is just a

558
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:19,930
Adam K:
Mhm.

559
00:17:19,324 --> 00:17:20,824
Aaron:
jumbled gobbledygook.

560
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,144
Aaron:
I was like, this is AI.

561
00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:25,183
Aaron:
Look, I don't particularly like
Torchy's.

562
00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:27,064
Aaron:
It's whatever, you know, it's

563
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,483
Aaron:
like white people tacos, you

564
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,144
Aaron:
know, but,

565
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:29,750
Adam K:
Mhm.

566
00:17:29,943 --> 00:17:31,763
Aaron:
uh, and I think, you know,

567
00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:33,104
Aaron:
obviously service industry needs

568
00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:34,763
Aaron:
to be paid a living wage, but

569
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,743
Aaron:
just look at first of all, look

570
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:37,983
Aaron:
at this image, look at this part

571
00:17:37,983 --> 00:17:40,223
Aaron:
and then think about who would

572
00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:42,844
Aaron:
put this up in a torchy's who

573
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,703
Aaron:
and what manager would let this

574
00:17:44,703 --> 00:17:45,304
Aaron:
stay up?

575
00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:46,423
Aaron:
Like it?

576
00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:47,963
Aaron:
The big thing, like with AI

577
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,624
Aaron:
imagery, is people always

578
00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,983
Aaron:
looking for, you know, the weird

579
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,824
Aaron:
patterns or fingers or, you

580
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,084
Aaron:
know, whatever the thing is, but

581
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:58,784
Aaron:
like the broad, like why or, you

582
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:00,703
Aaron:
know, or for what reason would

583
00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:01,223
Aaron:
this exist?

584
00:18:01,223 --> 00:18:04,824
Aaron:
Or how would someone be
recording at this exact moment?

585
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:06,144
Aaron:
You know, the kind of like the

586
00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:08,983
Aaron:
bigger like think logic

587
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:10,463
Aaron:
questions

588
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:10,910
Adam K:
Mhm.

589
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,104
Aaron:
get bypassed.

590
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:16,703
Aaron:
And this is a long way of saying
someone's trying to take torches

591
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,423
Aaron:
down and I don't really care.

592
00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:20,824
Aaron:
But I thought it was
interesting.

593
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:28,670
Adam K:
I mean, I, I have not done any
research, but is it legal to pay

594
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:33,130
Adam K:
employees in the state of Texas
two dollars twenty five cents

595
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,634
Aaron:
Two dollars thirteen cents.

596
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:35,273
Aaron:
Yeah.

597
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,049
Adam K:
or whatever

598
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:36,114
Aaron:
And

599
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:36,329
Adam K:
it

600
00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:36,394
Aaron:
that's

601
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:36,849
Adam K:
is

602
00:18:36,193 --> 00:18:36,854
Aaron:
been

603
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:37,369
Adam K:
that's

604
00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:37,634
Aaron:
that's been.

605
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:37,769
Adam K:
legal?

606
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,693
Aaron:
Yeah. Because the, the

607
00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:39,529
Adam K:
Oh.

608
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,753
Aaron:
idea for like, if you haven't
worked in the service industry

609
00:18:42,753 --> 00:18:48,554
Aaron:
and you don't know is you get
paid this base rate, right?

610
00:18:48,554 --> 00:18:49,153
Aaron:
Assuming

611
00:18:48,569 --> 00:18:49,049
Adam K:
Yeah.

612
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,814
Aaron:
that you're going to be paid
tips, the amount of your tips,

613
00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:56,114
Aaron:
if it does, if at the end of
your shift, the amount of your

614
00:18:56,114 --> 00:19:01,513
Aaron:
tips plus your base rate, uh,
don't equal minimum wage.

615
00:19:01,513 --> 00:19:04,473
Aaron:
I in Texas, it's seven fifty an
hour.

616
00:19:04,473 --> 00:19:05,114
Aaron:
I think.

617
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:10,413
Aaron:
Now if they don't meet that,
then your employer has to make

618
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:12,713
Aaron:
up that difference.

619
00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:19,114
Aaron:
But then also if you anything
that you make over minimum wage,

620
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,834
Aaron:
you have to claim on your taxes.

621
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,193
Aaron:
I think this is how it goes.

622
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:26,314
Aaron:
But anyway, so the idea is
you're the minimum wage is is

623
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:29,673
Aaron:
supposed to be at least attained
by the tips that you get.

624
00:19:29,673 --> 00:19:33,713
Aaron:
And in theory, and how it used
to be is that, well, you can

625
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:37,394
Aaron:
make pretty good tips from a
service industry and it's all

626
00:19:37,394 --> 00:19:41,233
Aaron:
cash and cash you don't need to
pay taxes on because you just

627
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:42,554
Aaron:
don't, you don't claim it.

628
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,513
Aaron:
And, uh, and you're good.

629
00:19:44,513 --> 00:19:46,554
Aaron:
The thing is, no one pays cash
for anything anymore.

630
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,953
Aaron:
So that benefit is gone.

631
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:53,574
Aaron:
So you're paying taxes on
everything, which is not a it's,

632
00:19:53,574 --> 00:19:56,513
Aaron:
you know, at most restaurants
and most service industry jobs

633
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,153
Aaron:
is not that great.

634
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,794
Aaron:
So but the laws, I mean, you

635
00:20:01,794 --> 00:20:06,713
Aaron:
know, uh, uh, minimum wage laws,

636
00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:09,233
Aaron:
they're shit everywhere except

637
00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,673
Aaron:
for Washington and California or

638
00:20:11,673 --> 00:20:12,713
Aaron:
whatever.

639
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,634
Aaron:
And yeah, it's it's legal.

640
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:19,074
Aaron:
It's totally legal to pay two
thirteen an hour.

641
00:20:19,074 --> 00:20:22,433
Aaron:
And it's basically if you don't,
it basically covers your taxes

642
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,433
Aaron:
is what it literally covers.

643
00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:25,049
Adam K:
Mhm.

644
00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,713
Aaron:
Some paychecks, some it used to

645
00:20:27,713 --> 00:20:30,354
Aaron:
be like a paycheck that they'd

646
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,054
Aaron:
get was just it just all went to

647
00:20:33,054 --> 00:20:33,794
Aaron:
taxes.

648
00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:34,993
Aaron:
And then they would keep all the

649
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:36,433
Aaron:
cash and that would be their

650
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,273
Aaron:
income.

651
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:40,769
Adam K:
I prefer the European slash.

652
00:20:40,769 --> 00:20:45,049
Adam K:
I guess maybe the rest of the
world method where the waiters

653
00:20:45,049 --> 00:20:46,130
Adam K:
make the same no matter what.

654
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:47,250
Adam K:
They don't expect a tip.

655
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,410
Adam K:
But also they expect you to sit
at that restaurant for three and

656
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:51,450
Adam K:
a half hours.

657
00:20:51,713 --> 00:20:58,354
Aaron:
Yeah. They, you finish your food
and then sometime the next day,

658
00:20:58,354 --> 00:20:59,973
Aaron:
they bring you your check

659
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,529
Adam K:
Mhm.

660
00:21:00,773 --> 00:21:02,554
Aaron:
after you wake up.

661
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:02,913
Aaron:
And

662
00:21:02,569 --> 00:21:03,170
Adam K:
Are

663
00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:03,273
Aaron:
then you

664
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:03,470
Adam K:
you

665
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,153
Aaron:
go, oh

666
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:04,369
Adam K:
are you still here?

667
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:05,130
Adam K:
Okay.

668
00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:05,874
Aaron:
yeah.

669
00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:10,794
Aaron:
And which I don't know which
system I, I prefer, I think I

670
00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:16,034
Aaron:
know, uh, but yeah, I didn't, I
think it's so interesting that

671
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:18,713
Aaron:
people don't, I guess if you,
you haven't worked a service

672
00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:25,084
Aaron:
industry job, you don't know how
shitty it is and was, uh, you

673
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,564
Aaron:
know, pay wise, like

674
00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:27,470
Adam K:
Mhm.

675
00:21:27,364 --> 00:21:29,463
Aaron:
base level because that two

676
00:21:29,463 --> 00:21:33,723
Aaron:
thirteen our like people at, uh,

677
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:35,423
Aaron:
you know, actually a place like

678
00:21:35,423 --> 00:21:36,683
Aaron:
Torchy's they might make more

679
00:21:36,683 --> 00:21:37,403
Aaron:
because it's not like a

680
00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:38,463
Aaron:
traditional service, but okay,

681
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:38,844
Aaron:
so

682
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:38,950
Adam K:
I was

683
00:21:38,644 --> 00:21:39,564
Aaron:
you

684
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,630
Adam K:
going to say, is there not
waiters?

685
00:21:40,364 --> 00:21:41,544
Aaron:
might

686
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:41,069
Adam K:
So.

687
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,183
Aaron:
say, okay,

688
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:42,309
Adam K:
Yeah.

689
00:21:41,983 --> 00:21:43,963
Aaron:
Applebee's, right?

690
00:21:43,963 --> 00:21:48,403
Aaron:
A server Applebee's is making
two thirteen an hour

691
00:21:48,029 --> 00:21:49,710
Adam K:
Sitting on your dad's lap.

692
00:21:49,203 --> 00:21:52,203
Aaron:
sitting on my dad's lap
listening to his story that he

693
00:21:52,203 --> 00:21:53,923
Aaron:
told her last week.

694
00:21:53,923 --> 00:21:55,963
Aaron:
But and then a person at Ruth's

695
00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:57,824
Aaron:
Chris, a server at Ruth's, Chris

696
00:21:57,824 --> 00:21:59,124
Aaron:
is making two thirteen an hour

697
00:21:59,124 --> 00:21:59,844
Aaron:
as well.

698
00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:00,829
Adam K:
Mhm.

699
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,604
Aaron:
But the Ruth's Chris server is
getting well.

700
00:22:02,604 --> 00:22:03,084
Aaron:
It's all you know.

701
00:22:03,084 --> 00:22:06,044
Aaron:
And that's my dad again there,
you know, for special occasion.

702
00:22:06,044 --> 00:22:07,683
Aaron:
But they're getting tipped way

703
00:22:07,683 --> 00:22:09,443
Aaron:
more and it might be in cash

704
00:22:09,443 --> 00:22:10,523
Aaron:
actually sometimes.

705
00:22:10,523 --> 00:22:14,003
Aaron:
But you know, it's the
difference between you're making

706
00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:16,443
Aaron:
three hundred dollars or four
hundred dollars a shift versus

707
00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:17,963
Aaron:
fifty dollars a shift.

708
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,049
Adam K:
Right. Well, everything I know
about tipping.

709
00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:22,049
Adam K:
I learned from the intro of
Reservoir Dogs.

710
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,009
Adam K:
So that's pretty much what I go
off of.

711
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:32,670
Adam K:
And I lean more towards Harvey
Keitel's side of it, but also

712
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:33,690
Adam K:
the way I've been taught.

713
00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:36,009
Adam K:
The tip is you just double the
tax.

714
00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:38,690
Adam K:
Um, but now they bring a screen
to you and your three.

715
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,730
Adam K:
Yeah.

716
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:40,890
Adam K:
They only give you three choices

717
00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,089
Adam K:
and it usually starts at twenty

718
00:22:42,089 --> 00:22:43,930
Adam K:
percent and it goes all the way

719
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:44,289
Adam K:
up.

720
00:22:44,289 --> 00:22:46,730
Adam K:
But it's like, I guess I, I

721
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,609
Adam K:
always thought it was fifteen

722
00:22:47,609 --> 00:22:47,970
Adam K:
percent.

723
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:48,930
Adam K:
That's what you tip.

724
00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:52,529
Adam K:
That's just that was normalized
for me.

725
00:22:52,529 --> 00:22:56,730
Adam K:
Uh, but I guess in the Reservoir
Dogs universe, you can just kind

726
00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:00,609
Adam K:
of, you just kind of guess a
number, I don't know.

727
00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:02,223
Aaron:
First of all, that was nineteen
ninety one,

728
00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:03,250
Adam K:
That's true.

729
00:23:03,023 --> 00:23:05,403
Aaron:
but also fifteen percent.

730
00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:10,284
Aaron:
That's like, again, that's like
someone who not to put you down.

731
00:23:10,284 --> 00:23:11,923
Aaron:
You've had a very, uh, lovely

732
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,483
Aaron:
career, but like, that's someone

733
00:23:13,483 --> 00:23:14,564
Aaron:
who's not necessarily worked in

734
00:23:14,564 --> 00:23:15,503
Aaron:
the service industry because

735
00:23:15,503 --> 00:23:17,483
Aaron:
like fifteen percent is in my

736
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:21,284
Aaron:
view, you you acknowledge that

737
00:23:21,284 --> 00:23:23,243
Aaron:
the server needs to make money,

738
00:23:23,243 --> 00:23:24,683
Aaron:
but you did not like what they

739
00:23:24,683 --> 00:23:25,683
Aaron:
did.

740
00:23:25,683 --> 00:23:28,683
Aaron:
Like that's what it is to me
because twenty percent is, is

741
00:23:28,683 --> 00:23:32,463
Aaron:
basically the baseline of like,
this is what I need to survive

742
00:23:32,463 --> 00:23:33,763
Aaron:
kind of thing.

743
00:23:33,763 --> 00:23:36,203
Aaron:
And most people don't get most
people in the US.

744
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:38,044
Aaron:
And then definitely people
outside the US, they don't

745
00:23:38,044 --> 00:23:42,683
Aaron:
understand that like, no, no,
no, the twenty percent is like

746
00:23:42,683 --> 00:23:44,884
Aaron:
what I need to survive because
there are other people who are

747
00:23:44,884 --> 00:23:46,084
Aaron:
just not going to tip.

748
00:23:46,084 --> 00:23:49,203
Aaron:
So it's really an it's a law of
averages kind of thing.

749
00:23:49,203 --> 00:23:50,523
Aaron:
So you're going to

750
00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:50,789
Adam K:
I.

751
00:23:50,324 --> 00:23:51,284
Aaron:
get three

752
00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:51,470
Adam K:
Yeah.

753
00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:54,003
Aaron:
people with twenty percent, one
person with zero percent.

754
00:23:54,003 --> 00:23:56,683
Aaron:
And that's, you know, that is
what it is.

755
00:23:56,683 --> 00:23:57,163
Aaron:
That's how

756
00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:57,670
Adam K:
Right.

757
00:23:56,963 --> 00:23:58,644
Aaron:
you get your fifteen percent.

758
00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:04,210
Adam K:
But I, I, I like that concept
too, because it's as if they're

759
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:08,910
Adam K:
this is some law ordained by God
himself of like, we have to pay

760
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:13,029
Adam K:
our waiters a non living wage
and you need to pay them more.

761
00:24:13,029 --> 00:24:15,470
Adam K:
And like, this system seems

762
00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:17,769
Adam K:
fucked up from the beginning,

763
00:24:17,769 --> 00:24:18,890
Adam K:
from the get go that you just

764
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,009
Adam K:
can't.

765
00:24:20,009 --> 00:24:25,130
Adam K:
There's an entire industry that
cannot survive based on just

766
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,809
Adam K:
giving people a living wage.

767
00:24:26,809 --> 00:24:29,410
Adam K:
Because I know restaurants fail
constantly.

768
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:30,130
Adam K:
It's like one.

769
00:24:30,130 --> 00:24:32,250
Adam K:
The margins are so thin.

770
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,450
Adam K:
Just, I don't know it.

771
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:35,529
Adam K:
It's a bigger thing.

772
00:24:35,529 --> 00:24:36,210
Adam K:
Obviously,

773
00:24:35,894 --> 00:24:36,334
Aaron:
I

774
00:24:36,009 --> 00:24:36,410
Adam K:
old

775
00:24:36,134 --> 00:24:36,653
Aaron:
actually

776
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:36,750
Adam K:
man,

777
00:24:36,453 --> 00:24:36,894
Aaron:
don't

778
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:36,990
Adam K:
I

779
00:24:36,693 --> 00:24:37,253
Aaron:
know.

780
00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:37,970
Adam K:
just don't go out anymore.

781
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:38,369
Adam K:
That's it.

782
00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:40,089
Adam K:
I just I make my own food.

783
00:24:40,693 --> 00:24:41,413
Aaron:
Covid

784
00:24:40,769 --> 00:24:41,930
Adam K:
It's too complicated.

785
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,374
Aaron:
fucked up my ticket.

786
00:24:42,374 --> 00:24:44,574
Aaron:
I mean, it didn't fuck it up in
a bad way, but it just made it

787
00:24:44,574 --> 00:24:48,193
Aaron:
to where like during Covid, I
was tipping like fifty percent

788
00:24:48,193 --> 00:24:52,213
Aaron:
because I was still working.

789
00:24:52,213 --> 00:24:53,213
Aaron:
Lucky enough to work.

790
00:24:53,213 --> 00:24:54,013
Aaron:
And then there were all these

791
00:24:54,013 --> 00:24:55,614
Aaron:
other people, you know, the

792
00:24:55,614 --> 00:24:57,013
Aaron:
people at Torchy's were deemed

793
00:24:57,013 --> 00:24:58,294
Aaron:
essential workers.

794
00:24:58,294 --> 00:25:02,733
Aaron:
So I was like, well, if I'm
getting this hillbilly queso and

795
00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:05,094
Aaron:
they have to be there, I'm going
to give them, you know, fifty

796
00:25:05,094 --> 00:25:06,134
Aaron:
percent of the thing.

797
00:25:06,134 --> 00:25:10,094
Aaron:
And then that just I think that
is how it got to be where it is

798
00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:13,094
Aaron:
now, where like the minimum, you
know, on the screen when you're

799
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,973
Aaron:
tipping is like, do you want to
tip seventy five or eighty

800
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,173
Aaron:
percent, you know, or whatever

801
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:17,390
Adam K:
Mhm.

802
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,334
Aaron:
it is now it's usually now it's
like twenty or twenty five.

803
00:25:20,334 --> 00:25:21,933
Aaron:
No. Now it's like, well, in

804
00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:23,314
Aaron:
Austin, it was twenty twenty

805
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:24,733
Aaron:
five or thirty when I was last

806
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:25,054
Aaron:
there.

807
00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:28,034
Aaron:
A few places I was like, God
damn, but,

808
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:27,950
Adam K:
Mhm.

809
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,894
Aaron:
uh, sounded like an old man.

810
00:25:29,894 --> 00:25:31,473
Aaron:
But I

811
00:25:30,910 --> 00:25:31,430
Adam K:
Yeah.

812
00:25:31,273 --> 00:25:35,334
Aaron:
don't know where tip like how

813
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,973
Aaron:
this, this, I guess, mechanism

814
00:25:37,973 --> 00:25:39,753
Aaron:
for paying servers in the US

815
00:25:39,753 --> 00:25:40,334
Aaron:
originated.

816
00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:41,614
Aaron:
I have no clue.

817
00:25:41,614 --> 00:25:43,554
Aaron:
Like because

818
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:43,730
Adam K:
I'm going

819
00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:43,773
Aaron:
it's

820
00:25:43,529 --> 00:25:43,829
Adam K:
to

821
00:25:43,574 --> 00:25:43,993
Aaron:
such

822
00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:44,150
Adam K:
guess

823
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:44,213
Aaron:
an

824
00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:44,509
Adam K:
some

825
00:25:44,013 --> 00:25:45,074
Aaron:
odd,

826
00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:45,789
Adam K:
form of lobbying.

827
00:25:45,874 --> 00:25:48,153
Aaron:
I don't know, it's such an odd,

828
00:25:48,153 --> 00:25:52,294
Aaron:
like how did this system work

829
00:25:52,294 --> 00:25:53,253
Aaron:
where.

830
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:55,094
Aaron:
So I guess the Fair Labor Act of

831
00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:56,094
Aaron:
nineteen thirty eight, I think

832
00:25:56,094 --> 00:25:57,253
Aaron:
that's where the minimum wage

833
00:25:57,253 --> 00:25:58,334
Aaron:
came from.

834
00:25:58,334 --> 00:26:01,173
Aaron:
But how did it come about where

835
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:02,253
Aaron:
maybe it's because the

836
00:26:02,253 --> 00:26:04,094
Aaron:
restaurants in the US were like,

837
00:26:04,094 --> 00:26:05,773
Aaron:
if we have to pay a minimum

838
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:06,733
Aaron:
wage, we will go out of

839
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:07,213
Aaron:
business.

840
00:26:07,213 --> 00:26:09,413
Aaron:
So let's create this scheme or
something.

841
00:26:09,413 --> 00:26:11,733
Aaron:
I should look into that because
I'm genuinely curious.

842
00:26:11,733 --> 00:26:13,013
Aaron:
I'll tie it to my.

843
00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:16,713
Aaron:
I'll write a blurb about how
there's a conspiracy against

844
00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:18,134
Aaron:
torches right now.

845
00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:22,809
Adam K:
I look forward to reading that.

846
00:26:22,809 --> 00:26:28,890
Adam K:
I just yeah, I just make sure to
tip the automated robot that

847
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:32,410
Adam K:
gives me a monster energy drink
as much as I can because he

848
00:26:32,410 --> 00:26:33,849
Adam K:
needs it for college.

849
00:26:35,614 --> 00:26:36,294
Aaron:
The.

850
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:36,549
Adam K:
Little,

851
00:26:36,134 --> 00:26:36,653
Aaron:
Uh.

852
00:26:36,349 --> 00:26:37,569
Adam K:
little robot arm.

853
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:38,574
Aaron:
Yeah, yeah,

854
00:26:38,369 --> 00:26:38,930
Adam K:
Yeah.

855
00:26:38,374 --> 00:26:44,013
Aaron:
I was just thinking like I was
at torches a week ago, and when

856
00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:48,134
Aaron:
I was presented with the tip
screen, I had this moment where

857
00:26:48,134 --> 00:26:53,993
Aaron:
I thought, I have done all this
via this, you know, this kiosk,

858
00:26:53,993 --> 00:26:57,173
Aaron:
who, who is this going towards
and blah, blah, blah, blah.

859
00:26:57,173 --> 00:26:58,054
Aaron:
And then I thought about it.

860
00:26:58,054 --> 00:26:59,453
Aaron:
I was like, it's probably a tip.

861
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:00,693
Aaron:
Share.

862
00:27:00,693 --> 00:27:03,334
Aaron:
These people are already not
making any money.

863
00:27:03,334 --> 00:27:06,693
Aaron:
Like the worst that could
happen.

864
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:07,574
Aaron:
That's the worst.

865
00:27:07,574 --> 00:27:08,713
Aaron:
The, the thing that could

866
00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:09,693
Aaron:
happen, it just goes to the

867
00:27:09,693 --> 00:27:10,538
Aaron:
kitchen staff, which they

868
00:27:10,538 --> 00:27:11,304
Aaron:
deserved anyway.

869
00:27:11,304 --> 00:27:13,743
Aaron:
So I was like, fuck it, I'll
just give it and

870
00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:13,789
Adam K:
Mhm.

871
00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:15,223
Aaron:
cut to the manager being like, I

872
00:27:15,223 --> 00:27:16,864
Aaron:
made twenty percent more than my

873
00:27:16,864 --> 00:27:18,023
Aaron:
salary today.

874
00:27:17,630 --> 00:27:19,910
Adam K:
Mhm. Yeah. That's always the fun

875
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:21,430
Adam K:
part when you assume you know

876
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:22,470
Adam K:
what's actually happening with

877
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:23,190
Adam K:
the money.

878
00:27:23,104 --> 00:27:23,824
Aaron:
Yeah.

879
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:26,950
Adam K:
Um. Um, I saw the channel five
thing though.

880
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:29,430
Adam K:
They raised, I stopped looking
at once.

881
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,789
Adam K:
They hit their, their goal.

882
00:27:30,789 --> 00:27:31,789
Adam K:
But

883
00:27:31,503 --> 00:27:33,104
Aaron:
Did he make his eight hundred
grand?

884
00:27:32,589 --> 00:27:35,869
Adam K:
I think, I mean, yeah, it was at
like seven hundred thousand an

885
00:27:35,869 --> 00:27:38,230
Adam K:
hour after the video went up and
I was like, they're, they're

886
00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:39,230
Adam K:
going to be fine.

887
00:27:39,384 --> 00:27:40,104
Aaron:
Yeah.

888
00:27:40,069 --> 00:27:41,269
Adam K:
God. Sweet.

889
00:27:41,269 --> 00:27:42,910
Adam K:
But that's, that's one of those

890
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:43,829
Adam K:
other things too, where I'm

891
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,269
Adam K:
like, why do you have to pay the

892
00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:46,509
Adam K:
lawyer eight hundred thousand

893
00:27:46,509 --> 00:27:47,829
Adam K:
dollars?

894
00:27:47,829 --> 00:27:49,069
Adam K:
This is ludicrous.

895
00:27:48,703 --> 00:27:50,544
Aaron:
It's probably multiple lawyers.

896
00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:51,390
Adam K:
That's true.

897
00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:56,690
Adam K:
Yeah. And then just that whole
scheme of you, the, the whole,

898
00:27:56,690 --> 00:28:02,190
Adam K:
like you can just sue someone
into oblivion without taking it

899
00:28:02,190 --> 00:28:03,890
Adam K:
ever taking it to court

900
00:28:03,423 --> 00:28:04,144
Aaron:
Mhm.

901
00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:05,710
Adam K:
is bury them under legal fees.

902
00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:06,309
Adam K:
Like.

903
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,029
Adam K:
Cool.

904
00:28:07,029 --> 00:28:08,710
Adam K:
That's that seems fair.

905
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,104
Aaron:
That's how it's been.

906
00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:13,503
Aaron:
And that's how like when the US,
like when people in politics

907
00:28:13,503 --> 00:28:18,104
Aaron:
talk about tort reform, tort
reform should be like, oh, it's

908
00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:21,884
Aaron:
easier for the little person to
be able to, you know, go toe to

909
00:28:21,884 --> 00:28:22,864
Aaron:
toe with a corporation.

910
00:28:22,864 --> 00:28:23,824
Aaron:
But whenever they talk about

911
00:28:23,824 --> 00:28:25,223
Aaron:
tort reform, they're talking

912
00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:27,304
Aaron:
about, uh, there needs to be

913
00:28:27,304 --> 00:28:28,723
Aaron:
more protections for companies

914
00:28:28,723 --> 00:28:31,183
Aaron:
against consumers who want to

915
00:28:31,183 --> 00:28:33,344
Aaron:
not be smothered by the legal

916
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:33,824
Aaron:
system.

917
00:28:33,824 --> 00:28:35,443
Aaron:
You know, so, and it's kind of,

918
00:28:35,443 --> 00:28:39,084
Aaron:
that's a, that's a, a case of

919
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,443
Aaron:
that, I guess, with what is it,

920
00:28:41,443 --> 00:28:41,824
Aaron:
Andrew?

921
00:28:41,824 --> 00:28:42,463
Aaron:
What's his face?

922
00:28:42,463 --> 00:28:43,223
Aaron:
What is his last name?

923
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,384
Aaron:
I forget his last

924
00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:44,930
Adam K:
Cal

925
00:28:44,183 --> 00:28:44,743
Aaron:
name.

926
00:28:44,730 --> 00:28:46,170
Adam K:
Callahan.

927
00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:47,390
Adam K:
Callahan

928
00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:47,263
Aaron:
Garfield.

929
00:28:47,263 --> 00:28:47,943
Aaron:
No.

930
00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:49,450
Adam K:
hates Mondays.

931
00:28:49,450 --> 00:28:49,809
Adam K:
It's

932
00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:50,423
Aaron:
Uh,

933
00:28:49,609 --> 00:28:50,369
Adam K:
all I know.

934
00:28:50,223 --> 00:28:56,104
Aaron:
yeah. But yeah, I, I, uh, I
guess regardless what you think

935
00:28:56,104 --> 00:28:59,584
Aaron:
of him or channel five, like
it's it's a scary.

936
00:28:59,584 --> 00:29:01,624
Aaron:
It's like the, uh, Gawker stuff.

937
00:29:01,624 --> 00:29:03,743
Aaron:
It's just scary when they just,

938
00:29:03,529 --> 00:29:04,190
Adam K:
Yes,

939
00:29:03,544 --> 00:29:04,503
Aaron:
just get.

940
00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:05,609
Adam K:
yes. But Gawker.

941
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,470
Adam K:
Arguably did something way
dumber.

942
00:29:10,824 --> 00:29:13,144
Aaron:
Well, they obviously did
something way dumber.

943
00:29:13,144 --> 00:29:15,304
Aaron:
And didn't you know it was
Gawker.

944
00:29:15,304 --> 00:29:18,903
Aaron:
But at the same time it was
like, oh, Peter Thiel, once you

945
00:29:18,903 --> 00:29:20,344
Aaron:
shut down and he

946
00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:20,670
Adam K:
Yeah.

947
00:29:20,144 --> 00:29:21,523
Aaron:
did it, you know, so it's

948
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:21,950
Adam K:
Right.

949
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:25,703
Aaron:
it's you get into a, a not

950
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:28,503
Aaron:
existential, but a, I guess you

951
00:29:28,503 --> 00:29:30,544
Aaron:
could it's not political or

952
00:29:30,544 --> 00:29:30,983
Aaron:
whatever.

953
00:29:30,983 --> 00:29:32,304
Aaron:
Maybe it is existential debate

954
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,903
Aaron:
of like, well, Gawker was a

955
00:29:35,903 --> 00:29:38,503
Aaron:
shitty publication that did

956
00:29:38,503 --> 00:29:40,463
Aaron:
nonsense that revealed Hulk

957
00:29:40,463 --> 00:29:43,223
Aaron:
Hogan unable to fuck after a

958
00:29:43,223 --> 00:29:44,463
Aaron:
burrito ING.

959
00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:48,144
Aaron:
But, you know, is that it?

960
00:29:48,144 --> 00:29:52,223
Aaron:
Should they have been smothered
by Peter Thiel and his evilness.

961
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,584
Aaron:
Maybe they were just both evil

962
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,824
Aaron:
and Peter Thiel just needs to

963
00:29:54,824 --> 00:29:55,223
Aaron:
get his.

964
00:29:55,223 --> 00:29:56,503
Aaron:
And then everything will be
balanced.

965
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,183
Aaron:
But.

966
00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:57,630
Adam K:
Well, yeah.

967
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:58,430
Adam K:
I mean, we're also we're

968
00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,410
Adam K:
conditioned right now to like,

969
00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:00,470
Adam K:
you always have to pick a side

970
00:30:00,470 --> 00:30:01,410
Adam K:
or be like, well, who am I

971
00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:01,829
Adam K:
rooting for?

972
00:30:01,829 --> 00:30:03,470
Adam K:
You can root for nobody.

973
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,930
Adam K:
You can say everyone involved in
this is terrible.

974
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,089
Adam K:
Everyone's a villain now.

975
00:30:08,713 --> 00:30:13,394
Aaron:
Yeah. But that's that's so, so
much harder to think about.

976
00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:14,993
Aaron:
And I don't like that.

977
00:30:14,890 --> 00:30:15,369
Adam K:
Right?

978
00:30:15,369 --> 00:30:18,529
Adam K:
No, I know we gotta play into
the tribalism of just like,

979
00:30:18,529 --> 00:30:24,009
Adam K:
well, look, this this politician
wants to just completely fuck me

980
00:30:24,009 --> 00:30:29,730
Adam K:
over, but I. I like the way he
looks, so I'm gonna I'm gonna go

981
00:30:29,730 --> 00:30:34,970
Adam K:
with this guy, even though it's
gonna ruin me financially.

982
00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:37,890
Adam K:
But whatever farmers are,
they've got it figured out.

983
00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:39,410
Adam K:
They're fine.

984
00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,210
Adam K:
Got soybeans.

985
00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:42,250
Adam K:
They're gonna be okay.

986
00:30:42,193 --> 00:30:42,913
Aaron:
Wait, what?

987
00:30:42,913 --> 00:30:43,794
Aaron:
What happened with.

988
00:30:43,794 --> 00:30:44,513
Aaron:
What are you talking about?

989
00:30:44,513 --> 00:30:45,394
Aaron:
Farmers now?

990
00:30:46,049 --> 00:30:47,569
Adam K:
Farmers voted for Trump.

991
00:30:47,569 --> 00:30:48,329
Adam K:
Trump was

992
00:30:48,074 --> 00:30:48,554
Aaron:
Oh.

993
00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:49,089
Adam K:
pro tariff.

994
00:30:49,089 --> 00:30:52,650
Adam K:
It's completely fucked them over
because it's just like you're

995
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,569
Adam K:
just going with the guy that
says the things.

996
00:30:54,569 --> 00:30:58,089
Adam K:
That sounds more like what you,
you know, works for you.

997
00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,210
Adam K:
Like, yeah, get rid of the
immigrants.

998
00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:00,890
Adam K:
You mean your workforce,
whatever.

999
00:31:01,913 --> 00:31:08,574
Aaron:
I think, Uh, so my family are
soybean farmers in Nebraska and

1000
00:31:08,574 --> 00:31:12,993
Aaron:
their, their way of like, they
always have a great way.

1001
00:31:12,993 --> 00:31:17,134
Aaron:
And I think this is how a lot of
the kind of Trump farmers think,

1002
00:31:17,134 --> 00:31:20,554
Aaron:
I'm assuming, but they have a
great way of twisting the

1003
00:31:20,554 --> 00:31:24,233
Aaron:
argument into forms that you you
can't even anticipate because we

1004
00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:28,074
Aaron:
talk about like, oh, you know,
can't you see that the that the

1005
00:31:28,074 --> 00:31:30,433
Aaron:
tariffs have done this and now
you're having to get a subsidy

1006
00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:31,794
Aaron:
and blah, blah, blah, blah.

1007
00:31:31,794 --> 00:31:34,094
Aaron:
And they'll be like, you know,

1008
00:31:34,094 --> 00:31:38,013
Aaron:
the Chinese have special, uh,

1009
00:31:38,013 --> 00:31:39,753
Aaron:
you know, they'll say like

1010
00:31:39,753 --> 00:31:41,074
Aaron:
witchcraft or whatever it is,

1011
00:31:41,074 --> 00:31:42,153
Aaron:
like some sort of thing where

1012
00:31:42,153 --> 00:31:43,473
Aaron:
you're like, it's a blend of

1013
00:31:43,473 --> 00:31:45,354
Aaron:
racism and nonsense that you're

1014
00:31:45,354 --> 00:31:47,794
Aaron:
like, oh, so yeah, we're not

1015
00:31:47,794 --> 00:31:49,094
Aaron:
even talking about like policy

1016
00:31:49,094 --> 00:31:50,153
Aaron:
things and you don't even care

1017
00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:50,953
Aaron:
about Biden.

1018
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:54,034
Aaron:
It's like a, it's like a racist
Chinese thing.

1019
00:31:53,990 --> 00:31:56,150
Adam K:
Yeah. And also like clarity
there.

1020
00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:58,630
Adam K:
I don't, I'm not like saying,

1021
00:31:58,630 --> 00:31:59,430
Adam K:
well, if you vote for the other

1022
00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:00,309
Adam K:
guy, they're going to magically

1023
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,349
Adam K:
make everything else go away

1024
00:32:01,349 --> 00:32:02,809
Adam K:
because like that never works

1025
00:32:02,809 --> 00:32:03,529
Adam K:
either.

1026
00:32:03,473 --> 00:32:04,193
Aaron:
Yeah.

1027
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,130
Adam K:
So I don't know.

1028
00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:08,849
Adam K:
Again, I'm I'm just going to
vote in a dog next time,

1029
00:32:08,849 --> 00:32:09,849
Adam K:
whatever runs next.

1030
00:32:09,849 --> 00:32:12,809
Adam K:
Whatever just has the purest of
heart.

1031
00:32:12,809 --> 00:32:14,210
Adam K:
I'm just I'm just going to go
with that.

1032
00:32:14,210 --> 00:32:14,569
Adam K:
It's

1033
00:32:14,314 --> 00:32:14,634
Aaron:
I'm

1034
00:32:14,369 --> 00:32:14,769
Adam K:
like

1035
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:14,814
Aaron:
going

1036
00:32:14,569 --> 00:32:15,089
Adam K:
a.

1037
00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:18,513
Aaron:
to vote for Vermin Supreme like
I do every election.

1038
00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:20,594
Aaron:
He's a guy that wears the boot
on his head.

1039
00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:22,930
Adam K:
Oh, it's a cool name.

1040
00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,753
Aaron:
Yeah. Vermin supreme.

1041
00:32:24,753 --> 00:32:26,673
Aaron:
I forget what his platform is.

1042
00:32:26,673 --> 00:32:28,513
Aaron:
I mostly just remember the boot.

1043
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:28,913
Aaron:
Oh, it's.

1044
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:29,713
Aaron:
It's not really a boot.

1045
00:32:29,713 --> 00:32:32,153
Aaron:
It's more of a a galosh.

1046
00:32:32,153 --> 00:32:32,834
Aaron:
It's a

1047
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:33,069
Adam K:
There,

1048
00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:33,913
Aaron:
it's a rain boot.

1049
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:36,210
Adam K:
there was a guy in Love Island
named sincere.

1050
00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:38,410
Adam K:
I only learned this last night,
I don't.

1051
00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:38,834
Aaron:
How is it spelled, though?

1052
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:41,794
Aaron:
Like s I n like Cyr.

1053
00:32:41,289 --> 00:32:42,089
Adam K:
I should

1054
00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:42,114
Aaron:
As in

1055
00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:42,369
Adam K:
be.

1056
00:32:41,913 --> 00:32:43,034
Aaron:
searing a steak.

1057
00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:48,990
Adam K:
I just I, I see a lot of gold
chains in that man's life,

1058
00:32:48,753 --> 00:32:49,433
Aaron:
Mhm.

1059
00:32:49,789 --> 00:32:54,410
Adam K:
but, um, no, I, I learned a lot
about Love Island last night

1060
00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:55,210
Adam K:
against my will.

1061
00:32:55,210 --> 00:32:56,170
Adam K:
So

1062
00:32:56,153 --> 00:32:57,233
Aaron:
Well, what?

1063
00:32:56,970 --> 00:32:58,609
Adam K:
I was out of like, a family

1064
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:01,069
Adam K:
dinner thing and, um, people are

1065
00:33:01,069 --> 00:33:01,869
Adam K:
getting excited

1066
00:33:01,483 --> 00:33:01,943
Aaron:
Oh,

1067
00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:02,390
Adam K:
about.

1068
00:33:01,743 --> 00:33:02,443
Aaron:
Love Island.

1069
00:33:02,443 --> 00:33:03,844
Aaron:
I thought you said Leviathan.

1070
00:33:03,844 --> 00:33:04,364
Aaron:
I was

1071
00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:04,630
Adam K:
Yeah.

1072
00:33:04,163 --> 00:33:04,604
Aaron:
like.

1073
00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:07,309
Adam K:
This new show where people fall

1074
00:33:07,309 --> 00:33:09,089
Adam K:
in love with a, uh, ancient sea

1075
00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:09,990
Adam K:
creature.

1076
00:33:09,844 --> 00:33:10,523
Aaron:
Yeah.

1077
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,109
Adam K:
It's pretty cool.

1078
00:33:12,470 --> 00:33:13,750
Adam K:
Next year is, uh, the spin off

1079
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:18,849
Adam K:
is Hydra, and then, um, cowl

1080
00:33:18,849 --> 00:33:19,950
Adam K:
calibration.

1081
00:33:22,349 --> 00:33:24,069
Adam K:
I think I just made those words
up.

1082
00:33:24,243 --> 00:33:26,163
Aaron:
I just let you keep going.

1083
00:33:26,470 --> 00:33:28,630
Adam K:
Yeah, no, I'm great at
improving.

1084
00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:33,190
Adam K:
I'll just watch me bomb here on
stage.

1085
00:33:33,190 --> 00:33:34,910
Adam K:
Uh, it's cool because, like,
you're.

1086
00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:36,269
Adam K:
I can't hear the boos.

1087
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:37,630
Adam K:
My hearing's so bad.

1088
00:33:38,324 --> 00:33:39,604
Aaron:
And you can't see the people

1089
00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:41,044
Aaron:
turning away and checking their

1090
00:33:41,044 --> 00:33:41,763
Aaron:
email.

1091
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,549
Adam K:
With all that said, I have no
idea what I'm working on this

1092
00:33:46,549 --> 00:33:49,829
Adam K:
week other than I'm going to be
just sitting in my garage trying

1093
00:33:49,829 --> 00:33:51,710
Adam K:
to build this mask.

1094
00:33:52,084 --> 00:33:52,844
Aaron:
Yeah.

1095
00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:53,750
Adam K:
Hopefully I get something out of

1096
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:56,609
Adam K:
it, but I don't know if kind of

1097
00:33:56,609 --> 00:33:58,150
Adam K:
kind of spinning a lot of plates

1098
00:33:58,150 --> 00:33:59,730
Adam K:
right now.

1099
00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:02,490
Adam K:
Other projects just fine.

1100
00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:04,243
Aaron:
I hear you, brother.

1101
00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:05,529
Adam K:
Yeah, I don't know.

1102
00:34:05,529 --> 00:34:08,050
Adam K:
I I'm in this weird.

1103
00:34:09,409 --> 00:34:11,889
Adam K:
I'm like, I don't pretend to be

1104
00:34:11,889 --> 00:34:13,809
Adam K:
an app builder, but somebody

1105
00:34:13,809 --> 00:34:14,809
Adam K:
asked me, hey, can you build me

1106
00:34:14,809 --> 00:34:15,969
Adam K:
an app for this business we're

1107
00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:16,289
Adam K:
starting?

1108
00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:17,170
Adam K:
I was like, sure, why not?

1109
00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,369
Adam K:
That could be fun.

1110
00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:21,090
Adam K:
And it's that magic where you

1111
00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,230
Adam K:
just, you know, copy paste

1112
00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:24,929
Adam K:
what's happening and it spits

1113
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,170
Adam K:
something out in your monkey

1114
00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:26,409
Adam K:
brain.

1115
00:34:26,409 --> 00:34:27,289
Adam K:
You're like, it works.

1116
00:34:27,289 --> 00:34:28,510
Adam K:
Even though

1117
00:34:28,284 --> 00:34:28,963
Aaron:
Mhm.

1118
00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:30,050
Adam K:
any actual coder would look at

1119
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:31,449
Adam K:
it and be like, this thing is a

1120
00:34:31,449 --> 00:34:32,170
Adam K:
broken mess.

1121
00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,969
Adam K:
I'm like, but like, I, I got
like, it has a built in

1122
00:34:34,969 --> 00:34:36,809
Adam K:
messaging system that works.

1123
00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:37,324
Aaron:
Yeah.

1124
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,989
Adam K:
I was like, oh, I was testing it

1125
00:34:39,989 --> 00:34:40,929
Adam K:
while in line for Space

1126
00:34:40,929 --> 00:34:41,210
Adam K:
Mountain.

1127
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,849
Adam K:
And I was like, this is, this is
crazy.

1128
00:34:42,849 --> 00:34:43,650
Adam K:
Like I'm in two different

1129
00:34:43,650 --> 00:34:45,489
Adam K:
browsers and I'm, I'm texting

1130
00:34:45,489 --> 00:34:46,289
Adam K:
myself.

1131
00:34:46,289 --> 00:34:47,210
Adam K:
I don't know how it did it.

1132
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,289
Adam K:
It's complete magic.

1133
00:34:48,289 --> 00:34:49,769
Adam K:
And again, too, like I'm not

1134
00:34:49,769 --> 00:34:51,329
Adam K:
selling myself and saying like,

1135
00:34:51,329 --> 00:34:52,489
Adam K:
oh, I'm, I'm great at this sort

1136
00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:52,809
Adam K:
of stuff.

1137
00:34:52,809 --> 00:34:54,969
Adam K:
It's just it's a friend.

1138
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:57,150
Adam K:
And they, they want this thing.

1139
00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:58,429
Adam K:
And I was like, I can try.

1140
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:02,070
Adam K:
I'm not going to promise
anything great here, but it's I

1141
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,090
Adam K:
don't know, I'm just going

1142
00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:03,244
Aaron:
There's

1143
00:35:02,889 --> 00:35:03,349
Adam K:
to keep

1144
00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:03,503
Aaron:
just

1145
00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:03,750
Adam K:
using.

1146
00:35:03,304 --> 00:35:05,764
Aaron:
like a, there's a rotating
banner at the top of it that

1147
00:35:05,764 --> 00:35:09,043
Aaron:
just shows their Social Security
number at all times.

1148
00:35:08,869 --> 00:35:12,750
Adam K:
Oh, believe me, I, I had that
thought, um, of like, okay,

1149
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:14,150
Adam K:
what's being leaked?

1150
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:17,630
Adam K:
What, what credentials did I, am

1151
00:35:17,630 --> 00:35:18,909
Adam K:
I asking the right questions

1152
00:35:18,909 --> 00:35:19,150
Adam K:
here?

1153
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:21,309
Adam K:
Because I mean, you know, this,
you, you've messed around with

1154
00:35:21,309 --> 00:35:22,969
Adam K:
these sorts of things like
because then you have to like,

1155
00:35:22,969 --> 00:35:26,269
Adam K:
it's on a staging server right
now, but then you got to move it

1156
00:35:26,269 --> 00:35:31,030
Adam K:
to like Vercel or, you know, uh,
qualify or one of these, you

1157
00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:35,130
Adam K:
know, active, like a server that
can scale with your, you know,

1158
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,429
Adam K:
whatever you're building.

1159
00:35:37,164 --> 00:35:37,563
Aaron:
I

1160
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:37,789
Adam K:
So.

1161
00:35:37,364 --> 00:35:42,884
Aaron:
think I know as soon as I hear,
uh, well, as soon as I get like

1162
00:35:42,884 --> 00:35:47,364
Aaron:
the random long phone call
number, phone number and hear

1163
00:35:47,364 --> 00:35:52,103
Aaron:
the Indian voice on the other
line, like telling me how I owe

1164
00:35:52,103 --> 00:35:55,454
Aaron:
money to, you know, for some
unpaid parking tickets or

1165
00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:56,293
Aaron:
whatever, blah, blah, blah.

1166
00:35:56,293 --> 00:35:58,773
Aaron:
I'll be like, okay, I fucked up
this app.

1167
00:35:58,773 --> 00:36:01,614
Aaron:
Obviously I have some
information.

1168
00:36:01,614 --> 00:36:07,094
Aaron:
Then that's like my, I wait for
that confirmation of some sort

1169
00:36:07,094 --> 00:36:10,893
Aaron:
of, uh, scam from abroad.

1170
00:36:10,893 --> 00:36:16,974
Aaron:
And then I know, um, and this is
not, and it's not, uh, racist

1171
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:18,173
Aaron:
because it's true.

1172
00:36:18,173 --> 00:36:21,733
Aaron:
So that's how I know that I
fucked up an app is I get some

1173
00:36:21,733 --> 00:36:28,173
Aaron:
sort of, you know, uh, I need to
go to the Bitcoin ATM and.

1174
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,519
Adam K:
I mean, that's just not from

1175
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,079
Adam K:
your information being leaked by

1176
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:31,719
Adam K:
every giant corporation in the

1177
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,440
Adam K:
world.

1178
00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:37,014
Aaron:
I mean, it could be that, but
it's more of a timing thing.

1179
00:36:37,014 --> 00:36:38,934
Aaron:
As soon as I launch, you know,

1180
00:36:38,934 --> 00:36:41,094
Aaron:
this thing I'm working on when

1181
00:36:41,094 --> 00:36:42,333
Aaron:
those when those phone calls

1182
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,554
Aaron:
start rolling in, I know that oh

1183
00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:46,293
Aaron:
fuck.

1184
00:36:46,293 --> 00:36:49,054
Aaron:
In my in my environment, my

1185
00:36:49,054 --> 00:36:51,494
Aaron:
environmental variables, I put

1186
00:36:51,494 --> 00:36:53,454
Aaron:
my phone number and my social

1187
00:36:53,454 --> 00:36:54,813
Aaron:
security number.

1188
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,260
Adam K:
When it said which ports to
open.

1189
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:57,579
Adam K:
You just said yes.

1190
00:36:57,373 --> 00:36:58,454
Aaron:
I said.

1191
00:36:58,454 --> 00:37:00,173
Aaron:
I said, my main port.

1192
00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:01,820
Adam K:
Yeah. All ports please.

1193
00:37:01,494 --> 00:37:02,853
Aaron:
Yeah, my.

1194
00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:02,900
Adam K:
And then.

1195
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,813
Aaron:
Yeah. Get into my dirty port and
look around.

1196
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,420
Adam K:
Dot com.

1197
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:16,139
Adam K:
Uh, anyway, no, the, um the the
new scam or the thing that's

1198
00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:19,500
Adam K:
been happening is I keep getting
like, I get notifications of

1199
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:23,099
Adam K:
people trying to sign up using
my email for like Tesla and

1200
00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:26,099
Adam K:
these other like random Bitcoin
wallets or whatever.

1201
00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:31,699
Adam K:
Like I have no Bitcoin, I don't
own a Tesla, but because I get

1202
00:37:31,699 --> 00:37:34,039
Adam K:
these notifications, I
immediately make an account to

1203
00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:35,900
Adam K:
try to lock the person out.

1204
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:39,420
Adam K:
Um, which I think I accidentally
did to some kid who shared my

1205
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:42,940
Adam K:
name, uh, who had a Roblox
account, but he was using my

1206
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:47,360
Adam K:
name, but he somehow he was
using my email, but it never

1207
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,300
Adam K:
like verified it.

1208
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,179
Adam K:
So I verified it and then locked
him out.

1209
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:51,159
Aaron:
That's kind

1210
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:51,340
Adam K:
So.

1211
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:54,704
Aaron:
of a cool marketing thing where
you think you make people sign

1212
00:37:54,704 --> 00:37:58,344
Aaron:
up for accounts just so they
don't get scammed.

1213
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,360
Adam K:
I was thinking that that I might
be falling for that too.

1214
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,619
Adam K:
But for everything I've checked,
it's just bots, you know,

1215
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:08,360
Adam K:
reading through a giant list.

1216
00:38:07,384 --> 00:38:08,583
Aaron:
They're scraping.

1217
00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:11,960
Adam K:
Yeah. And they're just I don't

1218
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,639
Adam K:
know what they're trying to

1219
00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:13,559
Adam K:
accomplish, but they're just

1220
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,440
Adam K:
trying.

1221
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,719
Adam K:
They're testing multiple sites
to see how easy can they get in

1222
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,760
Adam K:
with these leaked, uh, the
leaked credentials or whatever.

1223
00:38:21,224 --> 00:38:21,784
Aaron:
That's what

1224
00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:22,119
Adam K:
So.

1225
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,184
Aaron:
I'm worried about, is this thing

1226
00:38:23,184 --> 00:38:24,503
Aaron:
that I'm going to put it up

1227
00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:26,103
Aaron:
either this weekend or the next

1228
00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:27,423
Aaron:
weekend.

1229
00:38:27,423 --> 00:38:31,784
Aaron:
I, I know that you can hook up
Claude co to like Vercel and

1230
00:38:31,784 --> 00:38:32,664
Aaron:
things like that.

1231
00:38:32,664 --> 00:38:33,943
Aaron:
And I'm basically going to run

1232
00:38:33,943 --> 00:38:35,824
Aaron:
it on fable, even though I know

1233
00:38:35,824 --> 00:38:36,983
Aaron:
it burns like eight hundred

1234
00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:38,264
Aaron:
dollars a second or whatever it

1235
00:38:38,264 --> 00:38:39,623
Aaron:
is and be like, look for

1236
00:38:39,623 --> 00:38:42,824
Aaron:
anything that you know, someone

1237
00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:45,784
Aaron:
from, you know, a foreign actor

1238
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:46,304
Aaron:
could find.

1239
00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:49,824
Aaron:
It's not even like someone down
the street could.

1240
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,500
Adam K:
My brother.

1241
00:38:50,224 --> 00:38:52,664
Aaron:
Yeah, my, it would be my
brother.

1242
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,923
Aaron:
Like, look for these dirty

1243
00:38:55,923 --> 00:38:59,103
Aaron:
portholes and tell me what I'm

1244
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,184
Aaron:
exposing.

1245
00:39:00,139 --> 00:39:01,780
Adam K:
Find my ladybugs.

1246
00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:04,384
Aaron:
Yeah. And burn them off.

1247
00:39:06,983 --> 00:39:09,023
Aaron:
I'm sending you this torches
image.

1248
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,300
Adam K:
You already sent me one.

1249
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,500
Adam K:
You sent me another one.

1250
00:39:12,264 --> 00:39:13,583
Aaron:
Did I send it to you?

1251
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:13,739
Adam K:
You

1252
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:13,784
Aaron:
I

1253
00:39:13,539 --> 00:39:13,940
Adam K:
sent

1254
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:14,224
Aaron:
did.

1255
00:39:13,739 --> 00:39:17,340
Adam K:
me a. You texted me this morning
and it was like.

1256
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:19,579
Adam K:
Well, um, whenever

1257
00:39:19,103 --> 00:39:19,704
Aaron:
And I

1258
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:19,780
Adam K:
I get

1259
00:39:19,503 --> 00:39:19,903
Aaron:
meant

1260
00:39:19,579 --> 00:39:20,059
Adam K:
a text

1261
00:39:19,704 --> 00:39:20,063
Aaron:
to

1262
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:20,300
Adam K:
from

1263
00:39:19,864 --> 00:39:20,463
Aaron:
send you

1264
00:39:20,099 --> 00:39:20,579
Adam K:
you.

1265
00:39:20,264 --> 00:39:21,784
Aaron:
the other one that I responded
to.

1266
00:39:21,784 --> 00:39:22,224
Aaron:
That's

1267
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:22,280
Adam K:
Oh,

1268
00:39:22,023 --> 00:39:22,344
Aaron:
what

1269
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:22,500
Adam K:
I

1270
00:39:22,143 --> 00:39:22,583
Aaron:
I'm going

1271
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:22,820
Adam K:
see.

1272
00:39:22,384 --> 00:39:23,023
Aaron:
to do.

1273
00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:23,579
Adam K:
Oh, yeah.

1274
00:39:23,579 --> 00:39:27,099
Adam K:
Because when you said when you
start a text with so something

1275
00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:30,019
Adam K:
weird is going on, I'm like, oh
man, like what happened?

1276
00:39:29,903 --> 00:39:30,384
Aaron:
Huh?

1277
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,019
Adam K:
What's going on?

1278
00:39:31,019 --> 00:39:31,900
Adam K:
Were you hacked?

1279
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:32,980
Adam K:
Was I hacked?

1280
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,300
Adam K:
What's happening?

1281
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,579
Adam K:
Um, but then you sent me that

1282
00:39:35,579 --> 00:39:37,340
Adam K:
and I was like, when did you

1283
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:37,980
Adam K:
send this?

1284
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:42,019
Adam K:
I was basically waking up and I
was like, what?

1285
00:39:42,019 --> 00:39:42,820
Adam K:
What happened?

1286
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:43,539
Adam K:
What torches?

1287
00:39:43,539 --> 00:39:44,099
Adam K:
Whose torch?

1288
00:39:44,099 --> 00:39:44,699
Adam K:
Torches.

1289
00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:46,059
Adam K:
What the fuck?

1290
00:39:46,059 --> 00:39:48,679
Adam K:
Why are you sending me this
shitty AI image.

1291
00:39:48,023 --> 00:39:49,103
Aaron:
Here's the other image.

1292
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:50,704
Aaron:
Okay, I just sent it to you.

1293
00:39:50,704 --> 00:39:52,304
Aaron:
So that's the one that was from

1294
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,400
Adam K:
That's

1295
00:39:52,103 --> 00:39:52,583
Aaron:
a couple

1296
00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:52,880
Adam K:
fake

1297
00:39:52,384 --> 00:39:52,864
Aaron:
weeks ago.

1298
00:39:52,864 --> 00:39:54,003
Aaron:
And that

1299
00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:54,340
Adam K:
is

1300
00:39:53,804 --> 00:39:54,963
Aaron:
it

1301
00:39:54,139 --> 00:39:55,320
Adam K:
absolutely fake.

1302
00:39:54,764 --> 00:39:59,103
Aaron:
it's so fake and so obviously
fake

1303
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:59,400
Adam K:
Um.

1304
00:39:58,903 --> 00:40:01,784
Aaron:
that it made me very sad.

1305
00:40:02,824 --> 00:40:03,423
Aaron:
And it's

1306
00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:03,639
Adam K:
Someone

1307
00:40:03,224 --> 00:40:04,023
Aaron:
got that.

1308
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:03,880
Adam K:
fell for it.

1309
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,239
Adam K:
People are falling for this.

1310
00:40:05,304 --> 00:40:06,103
Aaron:
Yeah.

1311
00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:08,440
Adam K:
I mean, it's on a circle jerk
subreddit, though,

1312
00:40:08,224 --> 00:40:08,704
Aaron:
I

1313
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:08,880
Adam K:
so.

1314
00:40:08,503 --> 00:40:09,704
Aaron:
know, but it's not.

1315
00:40:09,704 --> 00:40:14,063
Aaron:
But they, I don't think they're
it's not circle jerk in the way

1316
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,503
Aaron:
of like yeah.

1317
00:40:15,503 --> 00:40:20,623
Aaron:
Here let me show you how big
this um, subreddit was.

1318
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,199
Adam K:
I saw something this morning

1319
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:24,920
Adam K:
where they were talking about a

1320
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,400
Adam K:
quote from some CEO from twenty

1321
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,239
Adam K:
seven years ago, like Sun

1322
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,639
Adam K:
Microsystems saying, like, no

1323
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:33,440
Adam K:
one deserves privacy or anything

1324
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:33,679
Adam K:
like that.

1325
00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:34,400
Adam K:
And people are like, well, we

1326
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,000
Adam K:
should like reveal the info of

1327
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,239
Adam K:
this guy.

1328
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,079
Adam K:
And it's like, this is a fucking
thirty year old quote.

1329
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:40,039
Adam K:
Like he's probably dead.

1330
00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:42,599
Adam K:
I don't know what is.

1331
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:44,360
Adam K:
Again, I think it's just all AI

1332
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,760
Adam K:
talking to AI anyway, so it

1333
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,699
Adam K:
doesn't matter.

1334
00:40:46,634 --> 00:40:51,313
Aaron:
Is a circle jerk supposed to be
like, I thought it's supposed to

1335
00:40:51,313 --> 00:40:59,074
Aaron:
be like, uh, the people are
pointing in in the city.

1336
00:40:59,074 --> 00:41:02,434
Aaron:
How how ridiculously.

1337
00:41:02,434 --> 00:41:07,753
Aaron:
Like unaware that the, the
inhabitants of that city are.

1338
00:41:07,753 --> 00:41:12,114
Aaron:
And they, it's, I mean, it's a
circle.

1339
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:12,340
Adam K:
Are

1340
00:41:12,114 --> 00:41:12,574
Aaron:
They,

1341
00:41:12,139 --> 00:41:12,699
Adam K:
you are you

1342
00:41:12,373 --> 00:41:12,954
Aaron:
they're.

1343
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,099
Adam K:
asking me what?

1344
00:41:13,099 --> 00:41:13,739
Adam K:
What?

1345
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:16,219
Adam K:
What is the purpose of a circle
jerk subreddit?

1346
00:41:16,193 --> 00:41:18,313
Aaron:
Yeah. Not an actual circle jerk.

1347
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:22,440
Adam K:
It is a mock version of the

1348
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:22,534
Aaron:
Of a of

1349
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,780
Adam K:
real

1350
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,074
Aaron:
the pride

1351
00:41:22,579 --> 00:41:23,179
Adam K:
thing.

1352
00:41:22,873 --> 00:41:23,434
Aaron:
of a city.

1353
00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:24,153
Aaron:
Right.

1354
00:41:24,059 --> 00:41:30,000
Adam K:
Yeah. So you know, you do like I
always like the the movie trivia

1355
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,340
Adam K:
circle jerks because like the
subreddits at some point become

1356
00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:36,099
Adam K:
a parody of themselves,

1357
00:41:35,713 --> 00:41:36,514
Aaron:
Right.

1358
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,059
Adam K:
you know, where they're just,
you start to noticing.

1359
00:41:39,059 --> 00:41:43,699
Adam K:
So then you start to like be
snarky or try to say something.

1360
00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:44,800
Adam K:
People get banned or whatever.

1361
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,480
Adam K:
So they start their own
subreddit in protest and it's

1362
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,920
Adam K:
just them mocking it.

1363
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,800
Adam K:
And but sometimes it's like it
almost, you almost need like a

1364
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,280
Adam K:
circle jerk, circle jerk.

1365
00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:56,313
Aaron:
Well, that's what I'm saying.

1366
00:41:56,313 --> 00:42:00,813
Aaron:
It's like, so these the posts I
sent you with the first torches

1367
00:42:00,813 --> 00:42:04,233
Aaron:
thing that I responded to, like
all the comments, they they're

1368
00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,114
Aaron:
like, what the fuck is this?

1369
00:42:06,039 --> 00:42:06,719
Adam K:
Right

1370
00:42:06,074 --> 00:42:06,954
Aaron:
Like what?

1371
00:42:06,519 --> 00:42:07,079
Adam K:
there.

1372
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:07,800
Adam K:
It's

1373
00:42:07,554 --> 00:42:08,034
Aaron:
They're

1374
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:08,119
Adam K:
it

1375
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:08,353
Aaron:
pissed

1376
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,440
Adam K:
seems

1377
00:42:08,153 --> 00:42:08,713
Aaron:
off.

1378
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,039
Adam K:
sincere.

1379
00:42:08,954 --> 00:42:10,233
Aaron:
They're they're sincere.

1380
00:42:10,233 --> 00:42:11,434
Aaron:
It's genuine.

1381
00:42:11,434 --> 00:42:13,914
Aaron:
And that's why I was like, what
is this, the subreddit?

1382
00:42:13,914 --> 00:42:16,034
Aaron:
But it's, it's what you're
saying is, right.

1383
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,114
Aaron:
It's like you need a circle jerk
for the circle jerk.

1384
00:42:19,114 --> 00:42:20,494
Aaron:
You need

1385
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,679
Adam K:
Well, they call it being out
jerked.

1386
00:42:21,293 --> 00:42:22,594
Aaron:
out jerked.

1387
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:27,440
Adam K:
Yeah. Or it's when, like
something that almost is exactly

1388
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,280
Adam K:
parody shows up and they go,
well, you can't top that because

1389
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:35,440
Adam K:
now it's, it's the whole thing
of like SNL trying to do, you

1390
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,800
Adam K:
know, Trump parody things.

1391
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,559
Adam K:
It's like, well, you can't.

1392
00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:39,559
Adam K:
He's already a clown.

1393
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:41,880
Adam K:
You can't you can't make fun of
the clown.

1394
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,780
Adam K:
It's not going to work.

1395
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:43,940
Adam K:
It doesn't work for humor.

1396
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:48,179
Adam K:
So like you're just like, well,
fuck, I just get this is why The

1397
00:42:48,179 --> 00:42:50,059
Adam K:
Onion struggled for so long.

1398
00:42:50,313 --> 00:42:51,074
Aaron:
Yeah.

1399
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:51,460
Adam K:
They couldn't do it.

1400
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:52,820
Adam K:
They can't compete with reality.

1401
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,619
Adam K:
They have been out jerked.

1402
00:42:54,619 --> 00:42:58,179
Adam K:
So, um, but yeah, the idea too
is like a, you know, circle jerk

1403
00:42:58,179 --> 00:43:01,380
Adam K:
is everyone's congratulating
themselves like how, what a good

1404
00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:04,260
Adam K:
job they're doing, which is kind
of like internet echo chambers

1405
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:05,780
Adam K:
in a nutshell.

1406
00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:07,579
Adam K:
So, um, but people

1407
00:43:07,233 --> 00:43:08,074
Aaron:
Circle,

1408
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:08,219
Adam K:
need a place to

1409
00:43:07,873 --> 00:43:08,634
Aaron:
circle

1410
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:08,579
Adam K:
be.

1411
00:43:08,434 --> 00:43:10,233
Aaron:
jerk in a nutshell.

1412
00:43:11,099 --> 00:43:11,900
Adam K:
In a nut job.

1413
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:12,659
Adam K:
Yes.

1414
00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:14,333
Aaron:
I just want

1415
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:14,579
Adam K:
Now.

1416
00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:17,034
Aaron:
to be on a platform above the
circle jerk jerking.

1417
00:43:17,034 --> 00:43:20,833
Aaron:
And then while everyone's doing
their circle jerk below, I just.

1418
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:21,514
Aaron:
Yeah.

1419
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,079
Adam K:
What you do is I need you to

1420
00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:26,940
Adam K:
download the Tor browser and go

1421
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,960
Adam K:
go below the iceberg to the dark

1422
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,219
Adam K:
web.

1423
00:43:29,219 --> 00:43:31,380
Adam K:
And that's where you get the
real conversations.

1424
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:32,474
Aaron:
Sorry.

1425
00:43:32,474 --> 00:43:34,673
Aaron:
I learned to really cook the
crack rocks.

1426
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:35,980
Adam K:
Or just, you know, how to sign

1427
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,679
Adam K:
people up for Tesla accounts,

1428
00:43:38,679 --> 00:43:40,179
Adam K:
whatever you want, whatever you

1429
00:43:40,179 --> 00:43:40,780
Adam K:
need.

1430
00:43:41,164 --> 00:43:42,643
Aaron:
I gotta go to this meeting.

1431
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,840
Adam K:
I know you do.

1432
00:43:43,563 --> 00:43:44,923
Aaron:
I gotta meet this.

1433
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:50,563
Aaron:
I gotta meet a person in Poland
who is clearly very.

1434
00:43:50,563 --> 00:43:53,264
Aaron:
They're like twenty one, and,

1435
00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:54,963
Aaron:
uh, they've been thrown into a

1436
00:43:54,963 --> 00:43:57,844
Aaron:
job because they were there and

1437
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:58,523
Aaron:
available.

1438
00:43:58,523 --> 00:44:02,123
Aaron:
And I feel for them and I need
to talk to them

1439
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:02,480
Adam K:
Okay.

1440
00:44:01,923 --> 00:44:02,684
Aaron:
and

1441
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:02,719
Adam K:
Well,

1442
00:44:02,483 --> 00:44:02,884
Aaron:
tell

1443
00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:03,119
Adam K:
I hope

1444
00:44:02,684 --> 00:44:03,164
Aaron:
them it's

1445
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,280
Adam K:
the

1446
00:44:02,963 --> 00:44:03,324
Aaron:
going

1447
00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:03,719
Adam K:
adoption

1448
00:44:03,123 --> 00:44:03,963
Aaron:
to be okay.

1449
00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:05,800
Adam K:
process is easy and clean.

1450
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,159
Adam K:
And we don't get into a Sunni
situation here.

1451
00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:14,264
Aaron:
Well, I'm more going to just
say, you know, Russia is going

1452
00:44:14,264 --> 00:44:17,684
Aaron:
to be is going to is going to be
invading soon anyway.

1453
00:44:17,684 --> 00:44:20,804
Aaron:
So you won't have to worry about
any of this stuff.

1454
00:44:20,804 --> 00:44:23,804
Aaron:
It'll be fine, comrade.

1455
00:44:23,804 --> 00:44:24,643
Aaron:
And.

1456
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:27,000
Adam K:
Don't worry.

1457
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,780
Adam K:
The sweet release of death is

1458
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:30,880
Adam K:
coming via tank, most likely

1459
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,800
Adam K:
drone.

1460
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,719
Adam K:
That sounds nice.

1461
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:33,920
Adam K:
That's nice of you.

1462
00:44:33,603 --> 00:44:36,164
Aaron:
You know, that NATO thing you
heard about?

1463
00:44:36,164 --> 00:44:36,583
Aaron:
They

1464
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:36,960
Adam K:
Mhm.

1465
00:44:36,384 --> 00:44:37,844
Aaron:
are not helping you.

1466
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,900
Adam K:
By the way, I tipped fifty
percent during the pandemic.

1467
00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:45,900
Adam K:
So not a hero, but just

1468
00:44:45,643 --> 00:44:46,003
Aaron:
And

1469
00:44:45,699 --> 00:44:46,099
Adam K:
hear

1470
00:44:45,804 --> 00:44:46,224
Aaron:
they'll

1471
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:46,820
Adam K:
a warplane

1472
00:44:46,023 --> 00:44:47,164
Aaron:
be like, tip!

1473
00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:47,219
Adam K:
go.

1474
00:44:47,003 --> 00:44:47,523
Aaron:
What is it?

1475
00:44:47,523 --> 00:44:49,483
Aaron:
We take off the month of August.

1476
00:44:49,483 --> 00:44:50,204
Aaron:
What is.

1477
00:44:51,739 --> 00:44:55,179
Adam K:
My entire rent's four hundred
dollars.

1478
00:44:55,179 --> 00:44:57,699
Adam K:
Or I guess euros is probably
what they use there.

1479
00:44:59,003 --> 00:45:00,043
Aaron:
What did he say?

1480
00:45:00,043 --> 00:45:01,403
Aaron:
No, I thought they used.

1481
00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:02,380
Adam K:
The poll.

1482
00:45:03,324 --> 00:45:04,704
Aaron:
I thought they were just little,

1483
00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:06,403
Aaron:
little sausages that they just

1484
00:45:06,403 --> 00:45:07,003
Aaron:
passed around.

1485
00:45:07,003 --> 00:45:07,403
Aaron:
Let me see.

1486
00:45:07,403 --> 00:45:08,483
Aaron:
Polish money.

1487
00:45:11,403 --> 00:45:11,884
Aaron:
Yeah.

1488
00:45:11,884 --> 00:45:12,884
Aaron:
Let's see here.

1489
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:14,739
Adam K:
I like that we're learning new
things.

1490
00:45:14,483 --> 00:45:16,123
Aaron:
Yeah. It's the zloty.

1491
00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:19,019
Adam K:
Sounds like a made up word.

1492
00:45:19,204 --> 00:45:23,884
Aaron:
Yeah, it's a z l o t y. That's
what I was paying in.

1493
00:45:23,884 --> 00:45:27,083
Aaron:
And it was easy because it's,
uh.

1494
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,923
Aaron:
There's four of those to a US
dollar.

1495
00:45:29,923 --> 00:45:32,583
Aaron:
So, you know, when I get my my

1496
00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:36,083
Aaron:
jar of pickled, uh, you know,

1497
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:36,804
Aaron:
whatever

1498
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,079
Adam K:
Mhm.

1499
00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:37,603
Aaron:
the hell it was.

1500
00:45:37,519 --> 00:45:38,920
Adam K:
Your retirement fund.

1501
00:45:39,043 --> 00:45:42,043
Aaron:
They'd be like, this is four.

1502
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:43,724
Aaron:
And I was like, four.

1503
00:45:43,724 --> 00:45:46,983
Aaron:
And they're like, oh, okay, it's
a dollar for this huge mason jar

1504
00:45:46,983 --> 00:45:48,204
Aaron:
of pickled stuff.

1505
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:50,003
Aaron:
And so yeah.

1506
00:45:49,639 --> 00:45:52,440
Adam K:
Okay. Well, Godspeed I. I hope

1507
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,719
Adam K:
you you set him on the right

1508
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:54,599
Adam K:
path.

1509
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:57,679
Adam K:
Again, I don't really know what
I'm working on this week, am I?

1510
00:45:57,679 --> 00:45:59,480
Adam K:
But I look forward to your your
torches.

1511
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,920
Adam K:
Torch torches.

1512
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:01,760
Adam K:
Exposé.

1513
00:46:01,483 --> 00:46:05,043
Aaron:
Yeah. I gotta find out if this
is one person posting this and

1514
00:46:05,043 --> 00:46:08,443
Aaron:
then I gotta, I gotta ask them
what the deal is if they're

1515
00:46:08,443 --> 00:46:12,804
Aaron:
disgruntled or, you know, um.

1516
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,639
Adam K:
Just having a having a laugh.

1517
00:46:13,639 --> 00:46:15,000
Adam K:
They're just like the Joker.

1518
00:46:15,643 --> 00:46:16,204
Aaron:
Let's see.

1519
00:46:16,204 --> 00:46:19,963
Aaron:
So it was a person Doritos do it
right.

1520
00:46:19,963 --> 00:46:21,523
Aaron:
Who posted this?

1521
00:46:21,523 --> 00:46:27,204
Aaron:
And then for the newest one, it
was some other person.

1522
00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:28,443
Aaron:
And I'll see if they're related.

1523
00:46:28,443 --> 00:46:29,764
Aaron:
I'll cross.

1524
00:46:29,764 --> 00:46:33,844
Aaron:
Uh, I'll, I'll, I'll cross
investigate them

1525
00:46:33,559 --> 00:46:34,239
Adam K:
Mhm.

1526
00:46:33,643 --> 00:46:36,733
Aaron:
and try and find the
commonalities, and I'll message

1527
00:46:36,733 --> 00:46:39,853
Aaron:
them both and I'll see if their
responses seem the same.

1528
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:40,940
Adam K:
Man.

1529
00:46:40,534 --> 00:46:41,534
Aaron:
Yeah,

1530
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:41,699
Adam K:
This

1531
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,333
Aaron:
I'll

1532
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,119
Adam K:
is

1533
00:46:42,134 --> 00:46:43,094
Aaron:
fall asleep.

1534
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,579
Adam K:
CSI Houston.

1535
00:46:44,934 --> 00:46:48,393
Aaron:
Yeah. This is, uh, not a lot

1536
00:46:48,393 --> 00:46:50,213
Aaron:
gets solved in Houston murders

1537
00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:51,054
Aaron:
and such.

1538
00:46:51,054 --> 00:46:54,373
Aaron:
Uh, but I think I could crack
this case.

1539
00:46:54,420 --> 00:47:00,739
Adam K:
Sure. I look forward to your you
cracking this one wide open

1540
00:47:00,373 --> 00:47:00,773
Aaron:
I

1541
00:47:00,539 --> 00:47:01,019
Adam K:
and

1542
00:47:00,574 --> 00:47:01,414
Aaron:
have a racist

1543
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:01,380
Adam K:
other.

1544
00:47:01,213 --> 00:47:04,193
Aaron:
friend who works on the Houston
police force that once

1545
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:03,980
Adam K:
Yes.

1546
00:47:03,994 --> 00:47:06,134
Aaron:
created a crack rock for Coolio.

1547
00:47:06,134 --> 00:47:07,853
Aaron:
He can help me with this, I
think.

1548
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:12,800
Adam K:
Again, I was trying to be clever
by just saying crack, but, um,

1549
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,380
Adam K:
sometimes you got to just spell
it out for the people.

1550
00:47:15,134 --> 00:47:15,914
Aaron:
Yeah,

1551
00:47:15,179 --> 00:47:17,059
Adam K:
And that's why Netflix exists.

1552
00:47:16,713 --> 00:47:17,534
Aaron:
yeah.

1553
00:47:17,739 --> 00:47:18,340
Adam K:
Yeah.

1554
00:47:18,574 --> 00:47:19,094
Aaron:
Put it

1555
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:19,159
Adam K:
Tell

1556
00:47:18,893 --> 00:47:19,213
Aaron:
in

1557
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:19,300
Adam K:
me

1558
00:47:19,014 --> 00:47:19,733
Aaron:
the title.

1559
00:47:19,099 --> 00:47:20,179
Adam K:
how to feel.

1560
00:47:20,179 --> 00:47:22,420
Adam K:
Just. Just say how you feel.

1561
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:23,420
Adam K:
It's easier.

1562
00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:25,619
Adam K:
Show, don't tell or tell.

1563
00:47:25,619 --> 00:47:26,500
Adam K:
Don't show.

1564
00:47:27,619 --> 00:47:28,460
Adam K:
Whatever it is.

1565
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:28,860
Adam K:
Okay.

1566
00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:29,340
Adam K:
I'm done.

1567
00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,340
Adam K:
I'm gonna let you go.

1568
00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:31,233
Aaron:
Good

1569
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,500
Adam K:
Okay. I'll talk to you later.

1570
00:47:32,034 --> 00:47:33,054
Aaron:
bye.

1571
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:33,659
Adam K:
Bye.
