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Yeah. And he's back. Yeah.

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Why'd you leave?

3
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I had to.

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I had to send my Roomba back to its home.

5
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But why would you have to leave the voice
server?

6
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Oh, because for some reason, it fucked up,
I don't know.

7
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Oh, okay.
Hopefully that's not an ongoing issue.

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Fingers crossed.

9
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Yeah. Who owns Roomba now?

10
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There is still night. The sell off is.

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Oh, I guess not.

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I'm just using the generic verb
or noun rather.

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It's a
I think it's called a sharky or something.

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Oh. It's a car with one. Oh.

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Yeah. It's,

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it's just a piece of shit, but it

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it does what you need to do,
and I've never claimed it.

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So, I mean, you have to empty it
at some point, right?

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No, I assume the desk just gets
burned away or something like that.

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Well, like I have
the one that's one step above that.

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I bought it during the pandemic.
Mops, too.

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I have one of those.

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I have a Chinese one that does that.

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It's called a robot rock, I think.

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I'm not sure, but it
it puts the Roomba to shame.

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But the one I bought originally was like,
I'm going to have this thing clean

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my house to get stuck on anything, but,

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it has like, a dock that it goes on,
and then it, like, it sucks it out of that

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and puts it into a bag.
Then I forget about that bag.

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So it's just an extra step of something.

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I'm also not going to clean.

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And should just connect it
to like some sort of like

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I really just drill a hole underneath it
and just have it

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empty to the bottom of the house.

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I don't care about that.

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I'm. I'm reading this TMZ article about
Alan Ritchson beating up his neighbor.

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So he's he was the one on the motorcycle.

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He's in the bike gang.

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Yeah. I'm confused though,
because there's.

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So there's Alan Richardson's motorcycle,

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which is on the ground,
his two kids on their mini motorcycles.

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And then there's another, like, dirt bike
looking bike in the background,

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and I'm like, is that?

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Or maybe that's in front of Alan
Richardson's house

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and that's just his spare.

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I don't know, but I was, enjoying

47
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watching him pummel this neighbor man.

48
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This from his own kids
or Alan Ritchson skids.

49
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I understand punching him in front of Alan
Richardson's kids.

50
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Whatever. Yeah. Well, Jack Reacher is.

51
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And I've never watched it,

52
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but I just imagine
it's the idealized version of themselves.

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They wish they were just this.

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This six foot five, 270 pound muscle man
just beating up whoever.

55
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Yeah. And they're always in the right.

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So it's Reacher is an entire show
based on when you try and think

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of the perfect comeback two days after the
the initial interaction happened.

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That's what that show is.

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It's like the living Fantasy.

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It's what you're saying.

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I was like,
I could have if only I had ducks.

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Then I could have punched him in the face,
you know, like.

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No, you know, it's pretty much it's always
going to end up how how it ended up.

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You're going to be pummeled on the ground.

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The thing is, I don't know what happened
here, and I don't really care.

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But the the audience for Reacher,
the Thin Blue Line

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crowd is just going to be like,

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I wonder what the neighbor did
to deserve that, right?

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And the one laser team fan is like, well,

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I have to throw my DVD away now
and, and post about it on Tumblr.

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Was the in the sequel?

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I think there was like a
photo of them in the sequel.

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Cause they were like $3 million.

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Remember? Adam?

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I think that's was his character's name,
I think, but, I think so,

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I can't remember, maybe
his name was Reacher and later came, but.

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Saw the car. It's working.

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It's street legal.

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Oh. My car.

80
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Yeah.
You were driving around this weekend?

81
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Yeah, it's been street legal for a year.

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I switched gears, I have, I've,
I was tired of talking of TMZ stories

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and celebrities because we were just one

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anecdote away from talking about chaperon,
and I don't want to.

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You know, and it's funny
because people attacked her more.

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You know why?

87
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You know,

88
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again, it's those things where, like,
I do not seek this stuff out.

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It just finds me.

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I tried watching ballistics
X versus sever, and that was hard.

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What the hell is that?

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Came out in 2002, 2003, says
Antonio Banderas Lucy Liu, movie.

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Oh, I remember, I remember promos for.

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I never watched it.

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Me neither.

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And I was always just kind of weird

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because it's like the movie assumes,
you know who X and sever are.

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Are those comic book characters.

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So I, I did
minimal research just going through IMDb,

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just thinking like,
how is there something here?

101
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And there's already a bunch of YouTube
videos of people

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being like, worst movie ever.

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And showing these like really dumb clips.

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It is like laughably bad.

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It feels it's almost Mystery
Science Theater not quite there to just

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it feels like a

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a student film, made with

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$30 million in like,
you know, early 2000 money.

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It's all entirely shot in Thailand.

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And it looks like it has,
like kind of a matrix vibe,

111
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but it's from like some spec script
from a while ago,

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and it had a bunch of different names,
and the plot is very unclear.

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The character motivation
is all over the place

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and I don't know what's happening.
I haven't finished it yet.

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I was just kind of.

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What made you watch this?

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I randomly, as I was going through my game
library stuff

118
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and I found the X versus server,

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game, Game Boy Advance game,
which apparently the game has like

120
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it's like an eight out of ten
because it's like a pretty decent,

121
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like, first person shooter
on the on the Game Boy Advance.

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But it's based
it was like based on not even on the movie

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was based on like a the script
they got beforehand.

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So it's it's just a really fascinating
little thing of failure.

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So I was just kind of interested and had
some time this weekend and it was hard.

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It was hard to keep my attention
on this movie.

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The action is very boring.

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Maybe we'll watch it
when you come out here next time. Okay.

129
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Yeah, yeah, I'll be out there in a week.

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Wait, like a week
and a half or two weeks or something?

131
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Yeah. Jesus. I'll save it for that.

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It's a good, like,
have a couple drinks and watch it.

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And, either way,
I think it's worthy of a rewatch,

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and I should just try to pay a little bit
more attention with someone else there.

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So there are multiple instances, though,

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where a movie comes out
and the game is better than the movie.

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Is that aren't there.

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Like, of that time?

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The movie was always

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much better than the game because the game
was always like some some second

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hand thought, nothing more evident
than the Dark Man video game.

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You know the movie Dark Man?

143
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Yeah, I remember
I had just had this memory,

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this core memory as a kid
renting that game and being so confused,

145
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I couldn't get
I literally could not get past the first.

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That's a it's Alec Baldwin, right?

147
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No. Liam Neeson, you're three years
east of the shadow.

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Yeah, I'm thinking of the shot. I'm
thinking of another dark man.

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Yeah, another thing like.

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I mean,
I think Dark Man was a better film.

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I didn't hate The shadow,

152
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but it's just weird
that his nose was always sticking out.

153
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Oh, yeah. Either way, it was the shadow.

154
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Maybe has a video game,
I don't know, but, No.

155
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Yeah, I remember
renting Dark Man and being, like,

156
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not even having seen the movie.

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I was like, Dark Man, that looks cool in
the game is notoriously hard

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and confusing and, yeah, really bad.

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But no, no, actually no, you're wrong.

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Okay.

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The video game is often always terrible
if it's based on a problem.

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I know that's that's often the case,

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but there have been these, like,
notable exceptions where

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a weird thing where the movie is
really bad, the game comes out better.

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The only one that like comes to mind
is like Chronicles of Riddick.

166
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Yeah.

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And I, I would say
they're about on equal footing.

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I don't know.

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I don't, I don't hate those movies.
I don't love them.

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I didn't the game was competent.

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It was like it was ahead of its time.

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It also looked really good
when it came out on the Xbox and had like,

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this really cool lighting engineer like,
oh wow, this looks like this.

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This looks like a future game.

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I've lost interest.

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Yeah, we can move on.

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We don't talk about Vin Diesel,
who was actually, according to the IMDb,

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trivia was one of going to be
one of the leads in Exorcist ever.

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But talks fell through.

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His. He
had to do another Fast and Furious.

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I think they would have been on three
by that point.

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I think there's a scene

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where there is a bald guy,
like accosting a woman in a in an alley.

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It's almost like this
weird kind of cutaway

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and it looks like Vin Diesel,
but it's not him.

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But he's doing the thing
where he's got a corner.

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He's like, yeah, come on, baby,
let's talk, let's talk.

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And then Lucy

189
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Lou comes running down the alley
because she's like running from the cops.

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And the guy immediately
turns around, goes, hey, baby.

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It's like that's his only mode.

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Yeah, it was tail chasing.

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Yeah, but then just random woman
in a trenchcoat sprinting at him

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as he's already in the middle of talking
to one woman, he switches to the other.

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I mean, I don't think he is.

196
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Eyes even had time to register
what was in front of him.

197
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He just,

198
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I'm more interested in that man's story.

199
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Yeah.

200
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So anyway,
But no, we can stop talking about this.

201
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That would be great.

202
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Good.

203
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I don't think I told you this, all right?

204
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I told you, I ran into my neighbors there.

205
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Well, my neighbors are obviously
in some sort of, like, swinging thing.

206
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This is the one who killed his wife. What?

207
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Who killed his wife?

208
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No. Yeah, that was that was an Austin.

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Okay. Sorry. It's all.

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It all looks the same in my head.

211
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Yeah. No, these are just
a new set of neighbors with strangers.

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Where, I ran into the wife, first,

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and she wanted me to start her car
or fix her car, her brand new Maserati.

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And then I just press the start button,
and it turned on.

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And then she was like,
you should come over one night and that.

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Well,

217
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I ran
into her on the street a couple weeks ago.

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Should walk around the neighborhood.

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And she's stopped me.

220
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And she said, my daughter really wants
to interview you for a school project.

221
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She heard you listening
to classical music in the garage.

222
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Would that be okay? I was like, I guess.

223
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Yeah, sure, or whatever,
you know, blah blah.

224
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Since when is Van Halen
considered classical music?

225
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She's like, you were listening to the DLR
instead of Hagar, and she

226
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she said that was something.

227
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But anyway, I said, sure,
I forgot about it.

228
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And then yesterday
I was in the garage, doing some work,

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and suddenly this, guy appears with this,

230
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17 year old girl, and,
I couldn't even see it

231
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because the sun was so bright
and like it was dark. Right.

232
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And I just see these shadows,
and he goes, hair.

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And she's, 
she's going to ask you some questions.

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I'll see you later.

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I was like, And he goes and drives off.

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He has my eyes ready to. She drives off.

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He drives off rather,
and she's just there.

238
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And I was like, And she's like,

239
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:59,191
yeah, I just want to ask you
some questions for my creative writing.

240
00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,060
And I was like, okay.

241
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,461
And then it was just this awkward,

242
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:06,399
like 20 minute conversation,
and I kept the car in between us.

243
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,033
I like, kept it.

244
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,902
She kept like, you know, rotating around,
like asking questions like.

245
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:10,903
And then I was like,

246
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:15,341
I and I just kept going around to the car
and I was like, where are your parents?

247
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:15,841
Yeah.

248
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,844
Do you just
just put Bluey on or something for her?

249
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:23,883
Lee and and it was really like
it was very awkward.

250
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,886
And then, so I got done

251
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,889
answering all those questions
and then ran away inside.

252
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:33,459
And then later the mom family was like,
that was really nice of you

253
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,728
to do, to answer questions.

254
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,664
And she just kind of was like,
hang out there for a little too long

255
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:42,001
and I was like, well, all right,
I gotta go inside.

256
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,437
Weird. Like when you see her godfather.

257
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,173
There's some sort of weird
I'm going to be.

258
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:51,811
I think I'm going to be a godfather
or some sort of like,

259
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,981
joint parenting thing
that I'm going to get into, but like air.

260
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,216
And we're redoing our will,

261
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,519
and we'd like to include you
to take over as legal guardian.

262
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,723
If anything were to ever happen to us
related to boats.

263
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,692
That whole
they're just going to keep interviewing me

264
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,095
and say it's for school projects
for ruins.

265
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,831
Well, I had.

266
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:12,631
A good grade.

267
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,601
That was a weird thing that happened
that I just,

268
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:18,104
I just thought that you would
find amusing.

269
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,674
Just sounds
it sounds like a bad Eli Roth movie.

270
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,843
I want to get out of this neighborhood,
I really do.

271
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,644
There's some weird stuff going on here.

272
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:30,483
Yeah, you year two open minded.

273
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,218
But they can.

274
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,786
They can feed. They.

275
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,388
They know that I'm open minded.
They can sense it.

276
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,491
Yeah.
You and they're taking advantage of it.

277
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,291
Your thoughts

278
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:43,829
aren't as binary as they should be
to be living in that kind of place.

279
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:44,864
I know I'm too.

280
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,065
I'm too gray.

281
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,801
I started working on a story.

282
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,802
Did you delete it?

283
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,371
No. Okay. Yeah, it's on the site.

284
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,005
It was.

285
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:57,176
I'm guessing it just it got deleted
or it didn't cache correctly.

286
00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,179
Or maybe I got logged out or something,
but I was like,

287
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,981
I was doing something on music.

288
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,550
I was just like, I was trying to collect
my thoughts together.

289
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,286
And I was like,
I there's a specific genre of music

290
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,322
I've been listening to a lot, and I didn't
really even know it has like a name.

291
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,626
It basically just call it
like cyberpunk music,

292
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,363
I don't know, and then, like to me
it's all just, you know,

293
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,867
EDM or techno or whatever, and,
and just that's my old man brain.

294
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,936
So I was like, trying to go
through this thing of like, yeah.

295
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,905
When did
when did I start, like, listening?

296
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:30,876
When did I go from radio to just like,
Spotify, Pandora?

297
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,513
Like what was I was trying to, like, trace
all this stuff and noticing

298
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:37,983
how my musical,
the way I listen to music has changed.

299
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,519
Anyway, I started
just kind of putting it together,

300
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,622
so I look, I went to go check on it
this morning, I, I was gone.

301
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,259
I was like, oh, wonder of air
and like looked at and said, nope.

302
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:50,262
Now, now that you're describing it,
I do think I deleted it,

303
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:54,033
but not because it wasn't good, but just
because I thought it could be even better.

304
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,970
Well, I switched gears to site pal.com,
so sorry,

305
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,973
not, that's that weird talking head
avatar thing.

306
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:05,244
Yeah, I don't know, it was just some
random YouTube video recommended to me.

307
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,912
Is like getting started with Site Pal.

308
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:09,281
I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah,
that was a way to learn Spanish.

309
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:09,949
Am I. Wrong?

310
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,751
No, it's it's like the Bonzai, buddy.

311
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:17,389
But for people's websites
or like Clippy, Clippy or.

312
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:17,857
Yeah.

313
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:23,462
You know how most normal websites have a,
like, chat with. Us.

314
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,366
Window and it's, it's just a chat window.

315
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,369
Just this one
somersault in or anything or nothing.

316
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:36,175
It's just a weird, uncanny valley
character, but it there's a lot to it.

317
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,111
And it's
been around since 2003, apparently,

318
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:44,149
but also their website has a blog and
it still has the default WordPress posts.

319
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:47,219
They just never removed them,
but they're still updating the blog.

320
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,053
It's strange.

321
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,056
It looks like a place
that like should be a scam,

322
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:55,661
but someone is still obviously running it
and they're they're trying to take money.

323
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:59,064
So I'm going to I'm going to try
to build a site pal for our site

324
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:02,067
that we can use for
you know, I'll pay for the one month

325
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,036
or just use the 15 day trial or whatever

326
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,071
before they, you know,
steal my credit card information.

327
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:10,142
There is like a demo page too, where you
can just make it say whatever you want.

328
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,013
So it's just to give these weird speeches.

329
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:19,184
There's this monologue from,
I have no mouth and I must scream

330
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:23,989
or whatever about this, like sentient
AI that imprisons the last, like,

331
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:27,860
five remaining humans and just tortures
them for, you know, whatever.

332
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,295
50 pages.

333
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,530
And he goes on this long rant
about hating.

334
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:35,501
So I just had the I say it,
but it's too long, so it starts breaking.

335
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,637
So that's
what the chat window will be doing.

336
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,472
I think so, oh, I want to build it

337
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,608
as I don't know what it is,
but I'm like, yeah,

338
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,944
I want to make like a helpful assistant
for this website.

339
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:49,982
But secretly it's an AI trying to gain
sentience and it wants to leave.

340
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:53,352
But yeah, it's just such a a mystery
what this thing is

341
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,922
so I started digging into it today,
so I might do something on that.

342
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:57,523
Just like a little

343
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,426
what the fuck is this thing?

344
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:05,164
Well, lord knows that
we need the website to break, so go ahead.

345
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,367
And I think it's just an embed.

346
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:13,639
I'm not going to install anything
on the server or do anything like that.

347
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,074
Yeah we'll see. Both.

348
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:15,941
No it's.

349
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,811
Going to be desktop stripper
all over again.

350
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,779
Is basically that.

351
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:24,450
Also I found there's a Hooters Road Trip
video

352
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,753
game for the PlayStation
one that I found last night.

353
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,588
I didn't know it existed.

354
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:32,124
Where was it
like trucking USA or something.

355
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:37,296
But you're you're what are your visiting
Hooters and and condemning them for food.

356
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,700
Based based on the information
it downloaded from the French

357
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,602
scraping website that I use.

358
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,337
You just kind of drive a car.

359
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:50,142
And then there's occasionally
I just pop in a an image of a busty woman.

360
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,077
Who. Wants, who

361
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,714
pretends, who feigns interest in your
your likes and dislikes.

362
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,983
Wait. Hooters went out of business, right?

363
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,952
Well, they're bought by private equity.

364
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,487
Last year.

365
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,958
And then they started doing
what private equity does, which is closing

366
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,895
underperforming restaurants,
reinvesting in menus, doing

367
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:10,996
you know, all that kind of stuff,

368
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:15,000
basically trying to inflate the price
before they got it and sell it.

369
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:17,770
Yeah. Sad day for Erin.

370
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,706
Sad day for my dad.

371
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,508
Who forced me to go

372
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,511
for all of my birthdays, basically.

373
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,813
God, yeah.

374
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:28,981
I was just talking.

375
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,184
I was just talking to my buddy,
my other Adam friend about this,

376
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,587
the other day, I had some memory of, like,
what's the name?

377
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:39,124
For my 13th birthday,
I was at a Hooters in Seabrook, Texas,

378
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:39,691
or something like that.

379
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,794
So when I messaged him, I was like,
do you remember this?

380
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,595
He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

381
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,532
you tell I got really trash
was hitting on all the waitresses.

382
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,000
That's like, yeah, that's what I thought.

383
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,069
But the problem was

384
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,205
I couldn't remember
which time that was, you know, like

385
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,608
because yeah, he would always he'd get,

386
00:17:56,608 --> 00:18:01,146
he'd buy shots for himself and then,
and then they'd get trashed

387
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,617
and you know, then they,
they'd always substitute a new waitress

388
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,620
to our table because the other waitress
to get to drinks

389
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,423
and justice, that's no good.

390
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,858
Oh my God.

391
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,026
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

392
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,328
And then once he couldn't
go to that Hooters anymore,

393
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,331
he started going to Chili's.

394
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:23,035
And hitting on those waitresses
that was, you know.

395
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,904
Yeah. Is that a downgrade or an upgrade?
I don't know.

396
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,640
Well, I there's just, I mean, you know,

397
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,643
obviously the uniforms, but,

398
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,280
yeah, there's just
there's more men to have to deal with.

399
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,516
And so but I think he liked the challenge.

400
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,155
I, I listened to that interview.

401
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:43,388
Or it.

402
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:49,394
Was, it was partly an interview, but that
they did that deep dive on, Caligula.

403
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,397
What's his name? Clover. Yellow. Clover.

404
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:53,132
Yeah.

405
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,702
Which is they were saying,
you know, it's it's a play on how

406
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:01,106
how long his clavicle is, like,
I thought it was Caligula, I was confused.

407
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,009
They call him Clover Oculus,
I don't understand.

408
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,811
Yeah, that was my exact thought.

409
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,513
When I was walking, I was like, the the.

410
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:12,751
There's a huge missed opportunity
to just be a, a Roman soldier name.

411
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,687
That's poor. That's bad.
Education is what that is. It's.

412
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,155
Oh, yeah.

413
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,090
I think of classical history.

414
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,092
This is what happens
when you're raised on the internet.

415
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,529
You know, learn about cool names
like Clover Gillis.

416
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:29,101
Yeah, he could have been Clovis Gillis,
the the second or whatever, you know,

417
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,137
and he's really like,
my mentor was Alexander

418
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:35,674
the HGH and his mentor

419
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,845
was Socrates, the you know,
I don't know the tester.

420
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,514
Right. What are some other things
that shrink your balls?

421
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,583
I said, Socrates. The insecure.

422
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,553
I try I'm trying to mix Greek history

423
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,656
with modern day drugs,
and it's not working because doesn't.

424
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,156
Matter.

425
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:55,160
Whatever was,
I see what you were listening to.

426
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,161
Vehicular?

427
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,330
Yeah, just just on the subject.

428
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,300
Cause I know you're doing your looks.
Maxing thing, and then. Yeah.

429
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,470
Same thing with this guy.

430
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,106
I'm. I'm not going out of my way
to find this stuff.

431
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:13,512
It's just, it's just showing up,
like I saw the clip for channel five

432
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,548
when they're, like, watching an interview,
and I'm like, I don't know who this is.

433
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,185
And then, and literally on my walk,
that podcast came up

434
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,322
of, we interviewed the looks maxing
guy, my god damn it.

435
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,557
Like, it just it just finds me.

436
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,826
It was us on SNL. They did a thing.

437
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,461
I saw they they mention that.

438
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,263
And then I saw the clip
and it was all right.

439
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,732
I heard them playing it.

440
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,568
They played some clips of it,
and that was that was hard to listen to.

441
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,838
Yeah, that was that was hey, fellow kids.

442
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,273
And it made me really miss

443
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,177
old SNL stuff where they were just,
you know, the,

444
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,880
what's name Jim Downey would do those,
like, fake bank ads.

445
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,683
But this particular one was the point.

446
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,418
You were making.

447
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,052
You just watch.

448
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,855
Him saying you almost thing
you might be late to the party.

449
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,190
It's hit maximum.

450
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,826
Or maybe you're you're perfectly on time.

451
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,928
I might be
because I'm gonna put some ads behind.

452
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,564
I'm gonna put some ad dollars behind it
literally today.

453
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,333
Okay. Read it. So we'll see. Oh, good.

454
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,236
I'm gonna say,
look, Maxine, question mark,

455
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,406
I found a way to get discount blood, boys.

456
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,609
See how that'll be one version.

457
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,846
I might need some imagery to support it,
but I think there's I can help.

458
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:21,713
Yeah.

459
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:24,449
Well, it's funny too, because I know this
all started with your basically

460
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,452
your gripe against the TSA.

461
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:32,324
And and now you just have to deal
with Ice when you go through security.

462
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:33,825
So that's even changed.

463
00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:34,059
Yeah.

464
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,062
They've blended together to where
it's like all right whatever.

465
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:40,766
So you're going to show up
and you're weird

466
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:44,436
with your new like cat face
and probably cave your skull.

467
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,437
And yeah, actually a.

468
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,640
Buddy of mine ran
he went to the airport today in Houston,

469
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,644
and he, he said that Ice was there,
and they were just hanging out

470
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:57,249
in the Starbucks having lattes in their
in their ballistic vests.

471
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,150
Looks at that.

472
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,652
Said ice, and they had DHS hats.

473
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,655
Or maybe it's reverse,
but I think the look maxing thing, I'm

474
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:08,327
probably right on time, slightly late,
but kind of on time on it.

475
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:12,464
I could sense it coming
because it's just so stupid

476
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:16,368
and it's it's really that Gillis.

477
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:22,040
He's indicative
of a whole generation of guys right now

478
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:27,512
that are starting their hair meds
and their growth hormones, and they're

479
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:33,452
this and this, like at 20 or 21
because you can get it super easy now.

480
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,653
Yeah.

481
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,255
And they're just going to end up
these just fucked up,

482
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:40,525
you know, 2930 something year olds.

483
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,095
I've seen Mickey Rourke
I know what you're talking about.

484
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,931
It's just it's kind of a
that sort of thing.

485
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:50,469
It's it's hyper masculine,
totally disconnected from reality

486
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:54,306
and what you actually look like
and act like, you know, you did.

487
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:58,043
You did one good Marlboro movie,
and then you're basically done.

488
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,680
I never saw Barfly, but. Or diner.

489
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,782
Yeah, I never saw diner either.

490
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:06,284
I've seen Iron Man two. Does that count?

491
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:10,756
No. But yeah, it's these fuckers.

492
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,090
And the thing is, it's like

493
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:13,959
they're still

494
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,995
getting laid right now because otherwise

495
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:20,132
they wouldn't be doing this,
if they weren't doing though.

496
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:23,101
That is from from colliculus.

497
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:26,905
I've learned that sexes as actually,

498
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,242
more than anything,
gets in the way of looking more beautiful.

499
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,978
I understand that that's what he's saying.

500
00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:38,917
But saying that versus actually not having
sex, he'd be changing his tune if,

501
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:44,823
you would not be so flippant at that age
if you weren't actually getting sex.

502
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:48,059
There's still women looking at him
being like, oh my God, he's popular.

503
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,495
And I'll give a
why not? I'll give it a try. Yeah, sure.

504
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:51,062
He kind of

505
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:54,633
he kind of makes me feel like shit, but,
you know, like whatever, let's just see.

506
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,402
And then of course, they regret it,
whatever, blah blah.

507
00:23:57,402 --> 00:24:00,872
So I'm saying, like,
I think he's still getting laid

508
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:05,143
by the same kind of vapid people
that he is.

509
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:09,514
It's only until that I don't know
what the tipping point is like.

510
00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:14,953
It might be if they're overtly MAGA
or whatever it is, but like you can see in

511
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:19,958
some some what on dating apps
like guys like that being cagey

512
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,795
about their political beliefs
or certain things, they'll be like, well,

513
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,966
they used to say they'd be like,
I'm, independent or like, I'm like,

514
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,969
you know, I don't care about politics
or whatever, which was,

515
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,673
you know, I, I'm conservative,
you know, MAGA or whatever.

516
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:35,607
So I.

517
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:37,642
I'm certain or some
I don't want you to find out.

518
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,677
Right.

519
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,479
I actually know Chuck
Norris does want you to find out.

520
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,713
Gary Sinise on the other hand.

521
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:45,317
No, I think Gary
Sinise is like an old school Republican.

522
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,118
He's like a dinosaur.

523
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:52,090
Which, would be welcome, but anyway,
so I think these Vicky, Lisa's,

524
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:56,361
they're just going to keep being obnoxious
until either Ford chan steals

525
00:24:56,361 --> 00:25:01,099
their identity and and makes them repent,
or they've stopped getting laid.

526
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,501
Or both.

527
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:07,772
But again, though, getting it's it's
almost like the way vampires view love.

528
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:12,344
Like just like vampires, you know,
like in, like the world of Interview

529
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,078
the Vampire, whatever.

530
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:16,081
Like they're pretty, by the way.

531
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,482
Not even that, though.

532
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:21,520
It's like physical attraction is, like,
not even a thing anymore.

533
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,122
I mean, it
it is more about, like, looking beautiful.

534
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:26,992
I meant, like, interview
the vampire might be a perfect metaphor

535
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:30,529
for what is going on right now
because they're they're not

536
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,464
they're not like, oh,
I just want to get laid all the time

537
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,033
because they're so bored of that
and it doesn't feel good.

538
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:38,503
It they would rather have the rush
of killing someone and,

539
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:43,375
you know, being covered in blood and
and bringing more people into the fold

540
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,242
so they can

541
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,311
they can feel better about themselves
and be like,

542
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,046
it would be like a vampire
going up to him.

543
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,348
Be like,
don't you want to stay up all night and

544
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:53,985
sleep during the day and like, drink blood
and they'll be beautiful forever?

545
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:56,321
And you say, no, no,
I don't want to do that.

546
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,422
And they get offended by it.

547
00:25:57,422 --> 00:25:58,924
Like how? What?

548
00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,325
Don't you hate yourself?

549
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,627
Like it's. My God. Yeah.

550
00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,429
I think this guy just maybe Tom.

551
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,931
Cruise, there's a

552
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:09,034
because I was also reading something
earlier today about billionaires

553
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,102
not getting laid anymore
because they suck.

554
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:12,003
They've always suck.

555
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:15,240
But like, at least say
they weren't as public about it.

556
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,207
And so there's still that

557
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:19,978
like bit of mystery and yeah,
now you know, dicks don't work, etc..

558
00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:23,748
But I think there's a similar thing
to what you're saying to where

559
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:27,552
like they rise above,
like sex is just boring at some point.

560
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:32,490
What's cool is going to a masked party
where you know

561
00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:37,228
someone is ritually sacrificed or,
you know, or

562
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:40,966
something like, like the high,
there needs to be a higher high.

563
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,902
Epstein island or a Puff Daddy party.

564
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:46,538
Yeah, a normal party, I guess I could see.

565
00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:46,905
Yeah.

566
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:52,911
So the Oculus types, I mean,
they have so much in common with incels.

567
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,913
There is a Venn diagram in there
somewhere.

568
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,348
Yeah, there's an overlap.

569
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,250
I think that's that deserves
some sort of dive.

570
00:26:59,250 --> 00:26:59,918
But whatever.

571
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:03,021
It all stems from visual body

572
00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:06,791
and facial dysmorphia,
which is not being helped by.

573
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:08,660
Social media. Social media.

574
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,396
I was just going to say
constant connection online.

575
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:14,532
The fact that we have a device
in our pocket that has a camera,

576
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:18,570
that's basically a mirror that shows
the worst angle of your face at all times,

577
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:20,171
that doesn't help.

578
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:22,907
It's not a it's not a good time
to be alive, is what I'm saying.

579
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:25,877
If you have any sort of, 
self-consciousness.

580
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:29,280
Is this clavicle or clavicle or clavicle,

581
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:32,017
is it even that wide?

582
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:34,419
I guess, like you said. 19.

583
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,121
But again, it's impressed.

584
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:36,554
I don't know.

585
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:39,190
But again, to that
that's like that's biology.

586
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:41,292
I don't know if you can.
That's what you're born with.

587
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:42,661
I don't know if you can really.

588
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,630
It's what the Nazis wanted.

589
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,199
It's you're not wrong.

590
00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:48,633
But again.

591
00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:53,171
So it's just I don't know, it
all stems from just being very,

592
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:56,941
very self-conscious and not having
a very high opinion of yourself.

593
00:27:56,941 --> 00:27:58,943
So that's kind of the bigger problems.

594
00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:02,113
Like, why can't you just
why can't we all just love ourselves?

595
00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:04,115
Why do we have to hate one another?

596
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:07,118
I'm I'm such a pussy. I know, I'm sorry.

597
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,287
But Nicholas
would never be friends with you.

598
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:14,125
He would be friends with Lestat and Brad
Pitt and his itchy, itchy eyes.

599
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:14,492
Or there's.

600
00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:17,996
Antonio Banderas.
Who is an ex versus sever.

601
00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:20,432
We have gone full circle.

602
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:24,636
Actually, Antonio Banderas is,
I think, in that movie he talks about them

603
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:27,872
being beautiful or talks
about Tom cruise being beautiful.

604
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,641
I think just Brad Pitt.

605
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:33,278
And again, that's, that's
his only redeeming value and all that.

606
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,313
None of them are interesting to talk to.

607
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:38,783
At least Tom Cruise's
character is like a little crazy and

608
00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:42,087
is clearly having a lot of fun
with the role.

609
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,656
Yeah, but Brad Pitt's whole thing is like,
you just look beautiful,

610
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,691
which is,
I guess, sort of Brad Pitt in a nutshell.

611
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:49,661
His life. Yeah, yeah. He is a good actor.

612
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:52,330
It's just. Yeah, he's a
what did someone say?

613
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:56,668
He's a he's
a supporting actor in a lead body.

614
00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:57,402
Yeah.

615
00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,171
As I look at Alan Ritchson
beating up this neighbor again.

616
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,173
It's just it's

617
00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:06,311
it's cool when you can see people's
jawlines changing in real time.

618
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:11,149
It just punches them
in the back of the head again.

619
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:14,452
I can't tell who is who. What is why.

620
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,755
It's just very blurry.

621
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,490
I'm sorry I recorded it.

622
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,126
I screen captured it on my phone

623
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:24,629
from a TMZ video
because I didn't want to send a link.

624
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,765
Okay.

625
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,399
I appreciate you.

626
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:30,135
I think that's everything for me
this week.

627
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:33,138
Okay. I'm going to work on site, pal.

628
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:36,841
Did you did
we need to get back to that guy?

629
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:38,376
Oh, fuck.

630
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:41,012
Yeah, I'm going to do that right
now. Sorry. Yeah.

631
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:41,880
Now it's all good.

632
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,681
And then you're coming out.

633
00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:46,551
We're going to record Blood Boy
video. Yeah.

634
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:49,888
And then we have that other meeting
that's all set up.

635
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,990
That's good to go.
I'm excited about. That.

636
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:52,724
I think it'll be cool.

637
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:55,593
I'm already mentally preparing myself
for it

638
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:59,697
to get canceled or moved
because that was way too easy.

639
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,499
Send me the link to that.

640
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:04,035
Or do you have a link to the guys?

641
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:04,502
Yeah, yeah.

642
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,170
I'll sign it too.

643
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:05,603
Okay.

644
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,272
Well, I'm going to I'll message

645
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:11,576
that guy who wanted to donate his time
and do marketing for this.

646
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:13,411
Yeah, I'll do that.

647
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:18,416
And then, speaking, I'm gonna say
I need some images for blood, boy.

648
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:21,252
If you
if you want to make them for the ads.

649
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:24,255
Because I'm going to start running
ads again because our traffic is dropped.

650
00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:25,790
I do I will make them.

651
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:28,293
Just send me a list of what you need
instead of.

652
00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:30,428
I can't read your mind. I'm sorry.

653
00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:34,465
I know I want to imagine a
ad popping up on Reddit

654
00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:38,102
with some crazy copy
directing them to the Blood Boy article.

655
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,606
You're just watching clips of Antonio
Banderas an interview with the vampire.

656
00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:47,212
I'm actually watching
someone get detained by ice SFO airport.

657
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,782
I don't know if it's a I guess it's
not a I'm.

658
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:51,950
But, Yeah.

659
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:54,586
So I'm gonna start running ads again.

660
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:55,653
I think they need to be.

661
00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:58,656
I think the images need to be nine
by 16 or square.

662
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,291
I think that's what needs to happen.

663
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,828
Okay, I gotcha I was gonna say
for the site, it's 1600 by 900.

664
00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:06,297
Don't make me learn a new number. Yeah.

665
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,633
See if you can convert that to a project.

666
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:12,604
Oh, I spent so much time in early day

667
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:17,041
dimensions of going from three six
deep to 728 to 1080.

668
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,611
Which is like an easier one to remember.

669
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,614
I still, for the life of me,
cannot remember 4k.

670
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:27,151
23 A40

671
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,255
by 34760.

672
00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:31,356
Yeah. 206 zero.

673
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:31,956
Yeah, maybe.

674
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:35,293
Yeah, I will just Google it to be safe.

675
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:38,463
And then there's also, you know, there's,

676
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:42,734
HD and I 4k
and I think I'm, I don't know man.

677
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,636
No one gives a shit about any of that.

678
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:47,906
I like how they abandoned eight CCTVs
once they realized like,

679
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,175
no one even watched beyond 1080p still.

680
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:55,413
So I went to I went to Costco and 
the tires are getting kind of fly.

681
00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:57,448
That's, you know, fill them up over there.

682
00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:01,719
And the the PSA was way low.

683
00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:04,689
It was, you know,
the tire pressures must be like 36

684
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:06,557
and it was down to like 15.

685
00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:08,326
And so I looked closer.

686
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,762
I was like,
oh yeah, there's a nail right in there.

687
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,064
Yeah. So I had did that.

688
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:15,199
I did a thing where I got there
like an hour early and I'm like,

689
00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:19,370
I'm going to use my executive membership
and shop a little early.

690
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:22,507
And then I had to basically gives them go,
hey, can you patch this

691
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,275
since I bought the tires here and like,
yeah, sure.

692
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,710
It'll be 2.5 hours.

693
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:30,615
So I spent a lot of time just walking
around, and I was just staring at the 100

694
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:35,453
inch TV for a while, trying to imagine
what it would look like on my wall.

695
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,957
And there's no conceivable angle
that works.

696
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,126
Your couch is five feet from the wall.

697
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,861
It's it's a weird living room.

698
00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,464
So yeah, I'm kind of limited on that.

699
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:50,635
You would get a sunburn from that TV
from being that close, but it's like.

700
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,338
The TV's like $400. Is it?

701
00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:55,406
But is it supported by ads and stuff?

702
00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,109
Most likely. Yeah, I think about that.

703
00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,111
I think a guy comes to your house

704
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:00,745
every day

705
00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:01,813
and tells you,

706
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,949
tries to show you new things about it
and gets you to sign up for this service

707
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:07,418
or that. But no, I do not.

708
00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:11,189
I still have an old OLED from,
I don't know what, 2015

709
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,690
or something like that.

710
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,560
There's so many burnt ends on it.

711
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,130
So like I want a new one,
but I don't need a new one, if that makes.

712
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,031
Sense.

713
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:22,433
Yeah, it does make sense. Okay.

714
00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:24,469
Because it's exactly what you said.

715
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,038
I need to watch
some more of these ice videos.

716
00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:28,306
Why do you need to know?

717
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:32,143
I don't know, here's
what's going to happen because I am doing

718
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:34,379
the store method.

719
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,614
I'm going to stop looking at this.

720
00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:38,282
Then I'm going to tune into my body.

721
00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:41,419
I'm going to What is URL. Of?

722
00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:45,390
You know, it's, it's do something for

723
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:49,127
oh, one small little victory.

724
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,730
So I'm going to I'm gonna get
some of these cookie bags off my desk,

725
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:56,901
and then are is you.

726
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:58,436
I don't remember what it's like.

727
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:02,407
Something where you do something for
15 minutes, like you read for 15 minutes.

728
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:08,279
We do some jumping jacks or something,
and then E is engage in one task

729
00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:11,783
that if you just got one thing done
during the day,

730
00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:14,218
you would feel like that was success.

731
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,620
If it was this one thing.

732
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,455
You know are very similar.

733
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:18,289
I know they are.

734
00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:21,292
But the one small victory
is something like really small.

735
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,362
Like I said, it's getting shit off my desk
or whatever it is.

736
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:30,001
The E is like messaging that kid
who I haven't talked to two weeks,

737
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:35,273
who offered to give us help for free,
that would be something good.

738
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:38,443
He's. He's also talking to convert
to less.

739
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:40,011
Tuberculosis. Like blessed.

740
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:45,016
I need someone like we can
get like you to market me.

741
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,721
And the guy's like, yeah, yeah,
I think we can do something with you.

742
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:53,357
You know?
You've got some great name recognition.

743
00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:54,392
So a lot. Of potential. Here.

744
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:56,861
I think we change it to a us at the end.

745
00:34:56,861 --> 00:35:00,131
So we so we harnessed some of that Greek
mythology.

746
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:02,700
It was just really funny
listening to this, the,

747
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:06,170
The New York Times podcast about it
and then like, you know, early on in his

748
00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:09,307
his career, he, he said the n word a lot,

749
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,442
and now he's, he's
trying to clean his act up.

750
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,311
And I was like, man, I remember career.

751
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:14,011
Oh well he's

752
00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:17,949
he's trying to like distance himself
from Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate.

753
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,452
But it's I thought this kid was like
oh hold on.

754
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:25,223
Well they said there's a, there's a lot
of chronic years old and he's 20. Yes.

755
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,824
What are you talking about? Career.

756
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:29,427
I mean, he's going
to be dead in four years. So

757
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:32,029
yes. He's

758
00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:35,032
living the life of like,
someone from the 1700s.

759
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,334
So you'll be

760
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:40,438
he'll be a statesman and like, one year,
and then it'll be dead and whatever.

761
00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:40,671
Yeah.

762
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:44,842
I mean, like, mix
that with Liberace's pool boy or whatever,

763
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:46,677
and you're you're halfway there.

764
00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:51,415
But yes, he it was just amazing
to hear them talk about how they're like,

765
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:54,418
oh yeah, there's a lot of crossover
with like white nationalism.

766
00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:54,952
Yeah.

767
00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:57,488
You know, racism and looks maxing
and all this stuff.

768
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:58,956
But did they play it off as they,
you know,

769
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:03,060
they call it gesturing or whatever
or like you're just beginning.

770
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,795
Yeah. You just are goon.

771
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:07,231
You got,

772
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:11,969
I forget some other word
that was probably a slang in the 70s

773
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,872
and just,
just the fact that they could segue like,

774
00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:17,975
yeah, you know, he's really been
just trying to clean things up, like

775
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:19,777
you can.

776
00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:21,812
It was so hard for Kramer.

777
00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:24,382
And he was Kramer and he was Kramer.

778
00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:29,787
He was on the biggest show of like of
the time and never, could never come back.

779
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,923
And it was still a joke when they did it,

780
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,292
when they talked about on Curb
Your Enthusiasm.

781
00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:37,528
Wait, so this guy, is this true?

782
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:43,134
He's he's going to get surgery
to lengthen his bones through his legs.

783
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:46,137
So he's six foot
six with a hold on though.

784
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,873
There's a South Park
episode of this about this.

785
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,276
And there's a there's a maintenance guy
and my and there's,

786
00:36:52,343 --> 00:36:53,878
there's some one in my backyard.

787
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:57,949
He's doing a book report you need
he needs to talk to you about a project.

788
00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:58,516
He's working on.

789
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:02,420
No, I think rig rigs is I'm watching
rig stock.

790
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,988
I'm the guy doesn't know
that rigs is there?

791
00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:06,057
I gotta go, all right.

792
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,459
We'll talk later. Okay. So. Yeah.

793
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:09,827
Good luck by. Yeah.
