April 6th 2026

I could hear your voice in my headphones

from this, this car thing I'm editing.

So, it was like,

I thought I got to a part in the take where you just said hello.

Like what?

What does anyone watching?

Am I famous now?

How are you doing?

How's your flight back?

Oh, it was fine.

It was, that's a really easy flight.

Yeah. I'm good.

I got you there way too early.

Yeah, but, I mean, you know, it's.

You knew.

You know it, right?

But, I've experienced nothing but quick,

you know, it's, egress is in out grasses,

in grasses and and grasses.

Yeah. Yeah.

According to, the world at large,

it's mass panic and everything's on fire, so I'll just.

I'll go with that. I.

I think you're just lying.

And that there's no way we could be going around the moon

right now again, because we never did in the first place.

Oh, shit.

They're supposed to get there today, right?

Yeah.

Apparently they fixed their toilet issue, and, you know, they're

they did that thing that all astronauts do when they

see the Earth from afar and they go, man, this is really special.

We should probably start blowing it up.

And then people go, that's that's great.

That's great.

You think that and then they just keep dropping bombs on each other.

So then they're reminded

that their toilets run by Microsoft, so they can't fucking log in to flush it.

Clippy says in know.

It's like you're trying to take a dump.

You want me to help with that?

Yeah.

Starts hallucinating.

I ejected the airlock.

Oops. My bad.

It looked like you were a little too cold in here.

Want me to warm you up?

I watched this other video about, like, the actual base.

They're.

They're trying to build and all this other stuff, and.

But at the same time, you're watching these videos

that are giving me, like, all this hope for the future of like, oh my God, like,

well, actually have people living on the moon within our lifetime.

And they're like, government smashes the budget of NASA's.

So they're going to be like, we have a prefab.

We can send that to you.

And this old World War Two plane.

That's that's all you have to take to the moon.

So good luck.

They should do like, almost like a, a study abroad program

or like a, a Peace Corps type thing where they send legislators from both

sides of the aisle in a capsule into space so they can see things from above.

And so they come back, they

they spout the hippie dippy shit that astronauts do, or they're like,

I've seen what it looks like when a world is united and all this stuff.

So it's just at least there's some people who have experience that

and aren't just like, you know, we should

we should cut funding for children and puppies.

Would it be.

Cheaper just to legalize psilocybin?

Yeah, but.

I mean, maybe just both to be safe.

I mean, just to have them do what mushrooms and spacey say.

Yeah.

Even if it's that.

Like what? That Felix guy did for Redbull.

Just jam full of mushrooms and a little bit of MDMA.

That's the guy that jumped off at the edge of space.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, that's the thing is, like, we could

we can save a little bit of money. We don't have to use the rocket.

We just send them up on that little, you know, hot air balloon.

I'm just saying, if you're already like,

you know, you're already launching some communication satellite

or some other, you know, dome system,

of weapons of mass destruction, you just

you send up some legislators up there, you send up

Ben Shapiro or whoever and trying, you know, change their mind about things.

Right?

But then, you know, within three hours of them

hanging out at a Raising cane's, they're going to be miserable and hate everybody.

Yeah. So, yeah, that's true.

Not much you can do about that.

Hate them from ground level.

Yeah, I saw funny articles just, you know, going through my,

my regular newsfeed as I do.

And The Verge wrote a thing about how, you know, is this a copyright nightmare

which, like you know, I've messed with it and tried uploading stuff and it's like,

no, you can't do that.

And it gets, it, you know, slaps your hand if you try to upload like a copyright

and song and try to cover it or whatever, which is like, I asked for.

But the whole article

talking about how it's a copyright nightmare to run this thing,

and then they give you all these tips on how to get around the copyright.

But it was coming from like a finger waving place,

but I don't know, it felt almost more like The Anarchist Cookbook of yeah.

Don't do this, but here's how. This is illegal.

You you should know how to do this so that no one ever does it.

I was like,

I don't know if that was their intention because I just I have the feelings.

The verge is a very anti I everything, no matter what.

But it was just strange.

They went into so much detail about how to rip artists off, so I don't know.

Anyway, don't do that.

Don't learn from them and don't upload,

Black Sabbath's Paranoid or Aquas Barbie girl.

That's what the article says. Don't do that.

It's an anarchist cookbook.

Even like that revolutionary anymore.

Is it like The Catcher in the Rye, where it's just this thing?

It's like,

here's how to kill someone's grass permanently, you know, that kind of stuff?

Or is it actually like,

I know there's some stuff about Molotov cocktails and things in there, but.

It's one of those things I've never actually read.

I know. I haven't. Either.

I've probably read more of, The Unabomber Manifesto than I have of

The Anarchist Cookbook, and I read.

More Minecraft than The Anarchist Cookbook.

You know, welcome to another episode of things I Shouldn't Admit on a podcast.

But yeah, it's.

Like I'm adhering to the ideologies.

Why were you nodding your head in agreement for half of it?

That's the weird I.

Released my thing in writing on a new day.

Why did you gift it to the office last year?

I have the version that was translated from German to Japanese to English.

So it's it's much angrier.

Yeah, there's a lot of things going on there.

A lot, a lot more, I guess it would be

it would go from really interesting

metaphors, you know, certain special German words.

And then it would be directly to Japanese, which would just be very

matter of the fact.

And then the English, where it's somewhere in between.

So actually I might that might end up becoming like, beautiful poetry.

Yeah.

Maybe, maybe that's how it should have been released.

The Japanese person in my household

laughs at the fact that, like, there, they're these like words in Japanese

that mean, like, you know, the perfect apple

during a spring day and you're like, what is the English word for that?

It's like, there is no English word for that.

That's gay.

Yeah. It's like.

This thing keeps doctor away.

That's what we have.

That's it. And it's the same.

No, if it's not, that's the same.

It's not a single word.

In in Japanese, it's a single word for, you know,

your socks being perfect.

The perfect thickness within your shoe.

You know, you like we we have those.

We just take them from other languages.

So, you know, we still rendezvous and, vis-a-vis.

We don't have English.

English is too straightforward.

Which is weird because it can't, you know,

English and German have some overlap in terms of, like, structure and stuff.

It's not like, you know, it doesn't

it's not similar to, like, Latin or any of the romantic languages.

It's like it's kind of more structurally the same.

But even, you know, Germans have schadenfreude, fun words.

And we just have.

That's dope.

English can't be that hard.

I just saw Glen Powell wrote a new script.

It's gotta be pretty easy.

Yeah, with the help of Grammarly, I can get anything done.

Looking to make your next movie?

Grammarly checks everything.

Even gives you ideas for acts I structure.

I was listening to some tech podcasts, and they were talking about how Grammarly

is on its deathbed, and then it was followed up by an ad for Grammarly.

Like someone's getting a phone call after that one.

I imagine.

Who knows?

Or maybe.

Maybe that was planned.

I don't know any who.

Well, we have a lot

to do that's unrelated to the website.

It's more about

jobs stuff.

Yeah, business propositions, things.

So I know we're working on that.

I don't know what kind of

writing you want to

do this week, I think because also we recorded the Blood Boy thing.

We're going to start editing that.

So that's going to take up a little bit of time.

But I'm just trying to think this is the this is the treadmill.

We're on it. You can't stop.

You got to write stuff. And I have no ideas this week.

I don't know if I'm going to write about.

I mean, I have my second and some of the common gear thing

that I have outlined out that is needs, right?

I just,

you know, I was reading about this guy

that is companies a year old, and he just created this.

It's just one guy, and he created this, basically this.

He's a middleman for the fat loss drugs thing.

And he is in the New York Times, but he used I everything to do it.

ARM marketing basically started with 20 grand.

It sounds like you put it a lot towards marketing.

And in his first full year, now he's a 400 million revenue.

It's just him and

his brother is just no good fucking brother.

And, And then there's also these exact same tools and.

Yeah, no, they're all like, man,

yeah, treadmill

better. Right?

About my car. Yeah.

My car that I rebuilt.

No I don't do that.

Yeah I and there's, there's things to be written

but holy fuck is time a precious commodity.

You would think so.

I mean I do think so.

That's why I just said it's precious.

Come on. It's it's like, hey, stop it. I stop listening to you.

Once you said man made the thing with AI because it's all just.

I'm. I'm in that camp where

I'm not a fan of people trying to use AI as a shortcut

to be like, I'm going to run a business and I'm going to have these agents and,

you know, the whole thing.

I'm like, we can just fire 30,000 people and replace them with AI.

Like, I think that's shortsighted and silly and stupid.

And yes, it's entrepreneurial to

if you're doing anything like, you know, we're doing we do.

We lean on AI for help with certain things,

but to like go in with that mindset of I'm going to get rich off of this.

I just I feel is, I don't know, I don't I don't align with that mindset.

And I know that you do.

Or a. Person would say.

It is a poor person with values.

It's like those writers.

It's like they're struggling.

They're like, you know, well,

that book was a hit, but like, it wasn't really that good.

It's like, yeah, Yeah.

And then the three guys trying to get out.

Of mama's house. Yeah.

I mean, so like, I mean, you and I are working on a pitch

deck this week and it started out as a a boring one pager.

You know, we're talking to this this. Guy writing was good.

Fuck you.

The writing was great. But it's a it's a boring piece of paper.

Boring.

It's presentation, it's bold and it's presentation.

And even doing a PowerPoint or something like that is pretty lame.

And it was just it was a cool moment where we're like, hey, this

this thing is lacking any sort of character.

Let's throw through Claude and say, make this into,

like an F1 inspired black and white but very clean website.

And then you can send a web link to someone as opposed

to like going through Squarespace and building.

It's like it's being self-hosted on my own server.

Create a Cloudflare tunnel.

And I since I, you know, we just use a random domain

and a subdomain and it's like that to me is cool.

That's great. That speeds things up.

It's pretty.

Nuts.

It's I would have taken a couple weeks before.

Yeah.

And a week we'd have to hire someone off of Upwork.

They would be three people, and we would be lucky

if we talk to the same guy twice.

So you know how that goes.

Anyway, but the fact like that was, again,

I was like, that's someone I would have never hired.

I would have never gone through that process.

So we would have just made a boring deck or, just a whatever thing.

But it allowed us to take the the writing was done.

The creative behind it was there.

It was like, here's the pitch, here's the thing that we want to do.

How can we just clean it up with AI?

That to me is fun.

That's cool.

Not to be like, how can I be the how can I be add more

layers of shit onto a world of shit.

And sell people drugs for their fat ass, right?

At the same price, but easier than others.

Who who is overweight?

Everyone who wants drugs? Most everyone.

How hard are they to get?

I don't know, but I think you have to go through discord.

I don't know what that is.

What if we made it easier for people?

I'm sure the guy in.

I'm pretty sure there has to be.

I don't know

what 5100 other people trying to do that exact same thing.

And this is the guy who just won the the lottery.

Well, the key difference with him, and it seems to be the case

with a lot of things, is he had the marketing background to know

how to properly buy ads and also seem bigger than he was like.

One of the things he did was he he bought ads in New York Times, Reddit, etc., etc.

and then put their logos on his site saying, as seen in blah blah blah, smart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's is kind of age

old tactics but pretty, pretty clutch.

If you designed a billboard and you put it up like, you know,

there's always those billboards in your town

that are sold advertising a movie that came out two years ago.

Yeah.

If you were to, I guess, basically do graffiti for another company.

So say like

just for funsies, we go out there and we graffiti

that Banksy style, but we do an Exxon Mobil ad.

Would they get in trouble?

Like, would

the Billboard company be like, hey, Exxon, you put up a billboard here?

And we didn't allow. And they were like, we didn't approve that.

And they can't prove it is that I think that's in the anarchist Cookbook.

And you.

Oh, well. Hold on.

You mean not purchasing the any billboard space, right?

You mean somehow putting up like a

I don't know, like a like a panel, like painting up panels of an ad.

Kind of thing. Like.

Well there's this story about, there's this freeway on ramp, so there's the,

it's like the 110 that goes through downtown LA.

And when you, you can take it all the way down to Pasadena.

But then there's this like last minute

turn off to the five, which it's a it's almost dangerous.

But there's two lanes.

I go there and for the longest time there was no indicator

or it wasn't very clear.

So a guy basically in a form of defiance and graffiti went out, like in a high

vis vest, got a ladder, went out there and they people thought he was a real,

you know, contractor or

like a city inspector or whatever to do this thing.

And he put it up because he was just tired of people cutting each other off

on the freeway, and eventually the city, like, found.

They didn't even know. They they didn't approve that.

They thought they had done it.

What did he do exactly?

He basically just made it.

He put a freeway sign.

Oh, a freeway sign. Yeah.

But he like, painted over it and made it clear that

on this,

this freeway stretch, the five is on the left hand side.

And it's, it's these two lanes and that was it was like a kind of a cool

form of like a public service in the form of graffiti.

Then technically what he did was illegal.

And then

eventually the city just did it themselves and like, well, we'll make it better.

But it was like,

I don't know, I was wondering if how could you

if someone I was going through this, this was my, my mind set was okay.

There's an ad out there for some Transylvania movie

that has been up for years and whatever, they just forgot

to take it down or whatever.

And you put up a null and void ad on there, but you made it

look professional, like it was paid for with the company,

sue you or come to you and go, hey, you put this up and you go, okay, well,

if their logic is, well,

whatever's being advertised on there, put it up.

Could you get someone else sued by advertising someone else

who didn't pay for it?

I mean, it's like a false flag thing. Yes.

I mean, who are you talking about?

They is coming after you to it like billboards are run by.

Clear. Channels on channel and things like that.

And they, they usually have stock or their inventory and they're not quite

they have so much inventory that if that billboard

hasn't moved in a while, which it's kind of weird that that would happen.

But if it hasn't, then it's not on their radar.

So you could do it and probably not be discovered.

But yeah, you're essentially doing like false flag advertising, you know,

making someone hate something else even though they didn't put it up.

I'm not I'm not saying you should do this.

I'm just telling you how to do it so that you don't do it.

Well, that's that's good information.

I'm currently on Clear Channel's website right now.

Looking at how much is it for a billboard?

I've always wondered, but it got to be like 10,000, right?

At the minimum.

You know, it can be cheaper than that.

I mean, it depends like where it's at is like, can you see it

just walking or you see it and during rush hour, blah, blah, blah, like a rush hour

billboard and Houston's for like 50 grand a month or something like that.

But you could get one for five grand if it's like a smaller.

Like a bus. Stop.

Yeah, maybe a bus stop or in a neighborhood,

but it's a smaller billboard tower, you know, like.

Yeah, something to consider in,

they've been revitalizing Inglewood

around here because of the, you know, the new stadiums,

for the Clippers and the Rams and Chargers now, but instead of billboards,

they just have it looks like Vegas where they just have a TV and it's just

cycling through ads, which I'm like, I agree, that shouldn't be legal.

Is it the size of a billboard or you talking about digital?

It's the size of a billboard.

It's also hovering right over the street.

So when you're in traffic, you're looking at the other those

yeah, they're terrible like that shouldn't really sit there.

Also, I saw them, they were running I ads on these like even

smaller billboards that it's split across like three, you know,

nine by 16 TVs that are just like along the side of the road.

That was like it was these, like, two guys would mash against each other

and then explode into a bunch of colorful balls and like, that's I, that's

that's absolutely. I like crap.

But it's not.

I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but as soon as they start

harnessing all of these, the whatever

mass it on cameras, whatever the cameras called the

the mass camera surveillance system is happening in cities.

Volunteer.

Well, it's powerless here, but there's kind of.

I can't remember the name of them right now.

But anyway, soon as they start harnessing that, because they can track your vehicle

and they track your vehicle, and as you're passing by the billboard, it's like,

hey, Aaron, your IDs are up and you need to go, you know?

And, telling me I need to, you know, get my boner pills

for next month as I'm driving, you know, in traffic or whatever.

Yeah, it's it's a really dumb version of Minority Report where.

It's. Just it's not

it's not directed at you.

It is directed at you.

But everyone can see it.

And it's just the most embarrassing thing of.

Yeah.

Are those anal words still bothering you?

Get checked out from this doctor.

He's good with anal warts.

I mean, even if it was just directed towards you, the fact that it was directed

towards someone would be great advertising in general anyway.

You know, I was like, Who's Aaron?

Why does he need this?

I mean, that's basically that's what TikTok and Instagram are, right?

It's just it's already kind of, but, I'm actually just,

I rewatch Minority Report because I think that part was they, like, scan his eyes.

Right. So that's how they're tracking him.

And he goes, hey, Ethan Hunt.

Hey, Ethan, I but I guess, could everyone hear that?

That was the that was the point, right?

Is he's like, he can't hide because they're scanning his eyeballs.

So, that Swedish dude's got to give them new ones.

It's a good movie.

Yeah, I just took a bath tub scene.

Gives me anxiety.

It's. That's the way it's supposed to it.

That's one of the weirdest scenes here, because there's so much anxiety.

The added layer of like, he's like, you don't remember me, but

you put me a well far away for burning people.

And he's like, oh yeah, you're a monster.

And he's like, you're going to get these new eyes.

You think he's going to do something

weird, do him, and he just does a good job.

Yeah.

But I mean, I think purposely leaves that rotting sandwich in the fridge,

but whatever.

No, there was a there's a good one and a bad one.

They're right next to each other. Oh I see what you're saying. But yeah.

Yeah.

He was like, why?

Why do that. Just, you know.

Yeah. Dark Swedish humor.

Let's just I guess.

But anyway, well, I need help coming up with something

to write this week.

I had a thought on something with emulation,

but I don't know if I want to go down that path.

You could do the spotlight if you want it.

That's still up for grabs. Oh, yeah.

We got a couple people I should.

Okay. Yeah, I can work on that. And just.

We have so much to do,

so many things to make, so many people to talk to.

Well,

you know, there's,

Yes, for sure.

I can find some sort of some light in the in the clouds, like.

No, that's, You just have to do it all.

That's just how it is.

Yeah.

And I can't stop looking at these houses.

You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah. In that city.

Yeah, that city, that magical city which.

It's lovely,

but the more I'm looking at it, it's.

You're not gonna be able to walk anywhere.

That's the thing I'm realizing.

In the South.

Oh, yeah? Places.

Yeah. The southeast.

I don't know, it's

because there's places we've been to like Savannah that was it

felt pretty walkable. But I guess the same sort of thing.

The homes are

there just a little too spread out.

It's a little too suburban, almost rural like

I don't know.

But then

the price though,

the price is ridiculous.

Or which? Savannah.

The new place. The other place. Yeah.

Which I, I mean, and I also have some.

You remember how I was making

the joke like, oh, I'm talking about this city, and it's I'm.

I got the wrong city once we're all said and done with it.

And. Well, Did that is that what happened?

No. I was

like, I

have 24 bookmarks of this beautiful town.

No, but it was the wrong people who recommended it.

It wasn't the fancy architect, people who did it,

who recommended it, but it was a different fancy friend who was a man.

Yeah, I was, I was gonna say it was a drunk guy at a, at a rave.

But says an equally fancy friend who has architectural background.

That's why I got confused. Okay, I don't know.

That's one of those details that I just don't care about.

Well.

But if you were hanging around, like, well, these two are master architects

from London. Recommended this player. That's not true.

I completely made that up by accident.

I mean, that makes no difference to me anyways.

I don't know them.

It's basically you just saying

so-and-so blah told me about this place and I said okay.

And I started looking and going, this place is pretty nice.

Kind of checks off all the boxes of like, what I'm looking for. No.

And out of this, the selling to all the, or the the rhetoric.

I was using was introducing the credibility of this place,

which was these two renowned architects

from London with great taste who suggested this, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Like, that's, that's the the hook.

You know, if I didn't say that,

if I say, oh, is this bum in California, but she's smart,

you would be like, okay,

it would have been as

I don't think it would have grabbed you as much as what I'm saying.

Maybe. I mean, but also it was just a Google search way, so.

And okay, well let's just see what the the median home price here is.

And oh is this like an up and coming town.

That kind of feels like it.

And you know, you look at their past like Reddit threads and like

get kind of a vibe of how people are

in that a

city or adjacent land, you know, again, it's

it's those things when people tell a story and they go, I was talking to

this guy on Tuesday was a Tuesday and Thursday, and he's like, no one cares.

Those are details. I get that.

But if the entire story hinges on whether it was a Tuesday or a Thursday,

that's an important detail, is what I'm saying.

It could have been, you know, underwater basket weavers.

If I were saying, like, I went to this place for Taco Tuesday.

Oh, it was Wednesday.

And the talk was that good?

Maybe not again, unless it it

it means anything for the story.

And most stories are just made up anyway.

So embellish a little bit, maybe remove the details.

Self edit I don't know and it's. Not even listen.

I'm looking at houses in Savannah right now.

Yeah. How are those ones?

I know you didn't grab me member.

I they're like, you're either in the

the $200,000 old craftsman ones or you're in these like,

you know, Like in my search.

And these kind of estates that you can kind of guess the color

of the people in the neighborhood and the areas that they leave out.

It's it's weird that you give everyone a copy of Minecraft when you move in

just to prove what books you've read.

Hey, we're the you know, we're the hard edges and we just want to.

We got you this little, rosy

foot on my comp just for reading, you know, just somebody say,

hey, welcome to the neighborhood

monster.

But anyhow, you could have said the guy

changing my oil under my car to Valvoline.

Not that.

I mean, I know you just do it yourself anyway.

But even then, like, I someone jogging by shouted at you,

hey, check out this this place and you would like I did regardless,

I got the information, I don't,

I don't know if I'll ever meet these people because are you.

Definitely not going to be, Because they won't be there.

They're not going to move there.

No. There's a completely different people do recommend it.

I was wrong, and I actually knew I was

I could be wrong in some way, but luckily the city was correct.

That's all that matters.

There.

Or it again, it it might just be a total shit show. And

we'll hate it and we'll,

we'll just hate you for making us move there.

But it you'll never leave L.A..

I decided

there's a high chance of that.

Because L.A.

people are always like, we got to move from LA.

And then everywhere they go, they're looking for LA.

But cheaper and just cheaper.

And that's the only thing.

That's a that's a very good point.

Yeah. But.

You know, we went to, Nashville and, yeah, I just, you know,

the whole thing is it just wasn't, you went to Madison, Wisconsin.

It was good. But.

You know, there,

see, there's there's things I am looking for

and it's it's almost more of, like, a feeling and it's hard to describe.

And it's weird for me because I'm from L.A.,

lived here my entire life, which I guess makes it a little harder to leave.

And you're right. Yeah.

It is.

It's just weird driving home and seeing gas for $8 a gallon, like.

And it was six when I left.

You know, it's,

and you're, you're absolutely right.

We would move somewhere and go, oh, wow, it's so much cheaper.

Then you learn why really fast.

Yeah. Versus.

You know, like, what are all these bumps on my body?

Why am I miserable?

What is this white stuff falling from the sky?

What is these copies of this book my neighbor keeps giving me?

I don't know. Yeah.

What's a Hardy's?

Makes no sense.

It looks like a Carl's Jr, but it's not.

It's, you know,

it's the, the first,

the first time you interact with like a non la local

and you say some of that, that la talk that you do

and they immediately punch you for being gay.

Like that's, that's when you realize you made a mistake.

I maybe I don't know I, I don't, I don't talk to my current neighbors.

That's, that's the.

Thing in the South that everyone talks to everybody.

That's the thing. Yeah.

You know, it's not you don't people want to know

who they're living next to you because they want to know if they should,

you know, like arm themselves.

That's what the deal is.

I, I can be friendly.

I can be neighborly.

I just,

I don't know, I just I can't have the guy like, I can't

you see them in my backyard one day I'm like, what are you doing?

They're like, oh, I saw, I just saw there was, you had a leak.

Get out. Leave.

That that would never happen here because no one everyone in LA hates

each other or they don't hate each other, they just ignore each other.

Happens in their own little bubble.

But then again, like that can. Happen in L.A. because no one's armed.

That's true.

That keeps no one okay.

In Texas, no one wander up to your car window at like when you talk to them

in a red light and be like, what the fuck is your problem?

Because they know as soon as a is that the car and approach another vehicle,

they are putting their life in danger.

And whether you agree with that or not, I don't agree with it.

I don't think it's good to randomly shoot people.

It's just my opinion.

But but you can do it.

It's a possibility here,

am I right?

The thing they keep advertising, around

here is the the Byron, the

Byron.

So it is by RNA.

UI, RNA Verna. Verna I guess.

Yeah.

It's, it's a handgun, but it's basically,

it's like a B-B gun.

It uses CO2 and it shoots these pellets,

but they advertise it as like a gun alternative because they know

people like me are too afraid to own a gun, especially living in LA.

But, I mean, like, it's weird, like, shoots.

I'm guessing it shoots like,

like a mace type powder or something, and it just.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I'd want

yeah, I'd want to know if the gun alternative makes wound alternatives,

because if that's the case, it's not going to be very effective.

It just buys you time as you choose the house.

The person who invaded your home.

Yeah, well, I guess you're staying here,

but I'm going to eventually evict you somehow.

No, that's never gonna happen.

Yeah. Really happened.

No, I know we can own guns here.

There's that one.

I think it's a rhino.

Do they make, handguns?

Republican in name only?

It's this revolver that looks like it's something.

Yeah, it's the the, the cheaper Rhino.

Is that it has. Well, Yeah.

What is that? It's.

Look it up.

It's pretty cool.

It looks like a gun from Blade Runner.

Yeah. And it shoots bullets.

Not your alternative.

Bullets does use real bullets.

Yeah. Okay. It.

Yeah, it looks it's kind of cool.

It looks futuristic, but somehow timeless, I guess, because as a wood handle.

But it's also.

It's like a, I don't know, like a $3,000 revolver. So

what's the point?

You know, you don't get it from Walmart actually probably do.

Walmart.com not actual Walmart.

Yeah.

It's just. Com.

Who you know

go I'll go on there here and there once a week.

Yeah. They sell these

because they know

it's an American, you know audience who's buying this stuff.

They they have these gun holders that go in your car.

I just can't imagine how bad of an idea that is to buy a cheap piece of plastic

that you you bolt on into your car that has a loaded gun.

Yeah.

Usually don't want to skip out on the things that that hold your gun,

that clean your gun, or that fire from your gun.

I remember my dad

sometimes would be at the range and he'd be like,

I think sometimes he'd be dual wielding, but he just made

do you think you can do it?

And then you'd hear and he'd stop and go,

goddamn Chinese ammunition.

That was like

just microseconds away from having a backfire, you know?

And he just good. Just happened to stop.

He. I have some footage of him with his automatic shotgun

with the barrel magazine or the drum magazine,

and he's just firing into a I don't know what.

He's firing into a pond or something.

It's like at a gun range.

But he found the pond and.

It was it.

Was he doing it on kicked com?

No, it wasn't even Twitch stream it.

He just thinking my brother is filming it.

But my dad puts this I mean the the

the drum magazine to it looks like an oil drum.

It's that big. And he just goes boom!

And it's all 12 gauge shotgun shells.

Just like that one the Swat team has in video games.

They would never use it because they'd be like, why do we need 50 rounds?

That because you can empty the magazine, I think in four seconds

or something like that.

And the magazine to load it is, is $300.

So you just like you can see he shoots it and he's like kind of wowed by it.

And then he goes, oh wait, you realize he spent, you know,

you know, hundreds of dollars in about four seconds.

And he's not he's not a practical man.

No, it's I mean, that's you're you're right.

As an American, it shouldn't be.

But there you go.

Oh, I don't think it's his right.

I think I'm pretty sure my dad's not allowed to own guns.

But he has them.

Yeah.

That'll stop the government for sure.

If anything it's just, it makes it faster for you

to be killed by the people you're trying to overthrow.

Yeah.

That's, that's really a is like, oh, I have a shotgun that can fire whatever 15

it. But,

it's like, other than mass shootings.

I don't know what that could be used for because, like,

if you're going up against armed guards or a tank,

I don't know what you're going to accomplish with that thing.

I don't we're going into a we should be able to own nukes, is what I'm saying.

That would keep the government loyal and, honest.

I'm just imagining him.

Like, if my dad finally lost it and he was doing some mass

shooting with that thing, like, I think it would, it shoots round so fast

that his intention would be to

kill 50 people, but he'd just end up shooting one guy 50 times.

But because he couldn't change directions.

He's not a big man.

I mean, he's he's in barebow and stuff, but he's not like a big guy.

He just had one of the mannequins in the plus size aisle

and then just be escorted out.

Maybe, I don't know, they probably even give him a gift card saying,

you're such a hero. Reject it.

Yeah. You saved us.

Here's some Crocs.

Anyway, it's a beautiful country,

I love it.

Well, I gotta go meet,

There is lots of work to be done, and I'm actually.

I'm going to go to the.

You convinced me to get a gym membership again.

I wasn't trying to, I just I, I pay

for the exclusive Planet Fitness upsell,

and that allows me to bring a guest like you.

You're not allowed to use the massage chair.

You can only watch me use the massage chair.

But for whatever reason, you went with 24 Hour Fitness.

I don't I'll never understand.

Well, it's close and if I want to grunt, I can grunt.

If I want a massage, I go to the Thai lady down the street.

Yeah, closes at 11. Right,

11:00. Pm.

Yeah.

Typically I think that's they don't stay open 24 hours.

And every day is a closed 11 p.m.

weekends. One.

And just see that's interesting is mine closes

earlier on weekends, which seems counterintuitive but yeah.

Well if you got the attention

to detail and service that I did, you'd know why.

Actually, it's not really the one two blocks away from me.

It's always the same 70 year old woman.

And, I think she takes out her frustration in life.

On my back.

When I go there, she's always walking on my back

and using the bars on the ceiling.

And all this. This is your neighbor. What is this?

This is this tile. It's called Thai.

Almost a Thai passion massage.

I think it's called Thai.

Thai healing Center. That's what it's called.

And it's not far from me.

I missed the part where, as a masseuse, I thought, this is the one.

I thought, oh, you were just describing your neighbor.

And then. Then you said Thai. So I thought of food.

And that's just tells you where my mind that, it's almost noon here, and I have.

Nothing to say, I have it.

It's not interesting unless.

I sell some of that leftover pizza that you got

with the hollow pinholes on it that, I'm guessing you felt what I felt so.

Yeah. Yes.

That's that's how we got here.

I felt that on a plane. There's

we we give our politicians

a bunch of psilocybin in that jalapeno pizza.

We put them up in the Artemis 3 or 4, whatever.

And this is how we solve all global problems.

And the toilet doesn't work.

So the fact.

Not only does it hurt, it smells really bad.

Yeah.

You just see them come on the screen at NASA

and they're like dancing around that, desperately

trying to distract themselves from what's happening.

They're like, look, you got to do something about this thing.

It's like not venting or whatever, and I can't.

I do this.

I, I should have looked more at what you were ordering because also,

you know, it's a New York pizzeria as they, they claimed to be.

I don't know what about anything about halal opinions.

That's New York.

Well, that. Wasn't New York style pizza. It wasn't.

It was more like Chicago style, but it's called like, you know, New York pizzeria.

So, so much for that. And they just

you just

had, whatever Ubisoft's Raving Rabbids

playing on the screen while we waited for your garlic knots.

It's madness anyway.

Well, have a good Jim.

I'll send you these clips. They're they're coming along.

You need to help.

Help me understand the difference between the one video I sent you

and then the other one's supposed to be a, product.

It's just close ups of engines and stuff.

Yeah, I think that.

Do you want to vote for it or.

No, it's just it's just. No, it's just beauty shots, okay?

It's beauty shots, okay?

It's just it's just a paint, a picture.

Okay?

I mean, the realm is, is,

the narrative version of what we're pitching.

It's it's not.

It starts with some beauty shots that don't quite make sense.

Yeah, because you haven't been like, you haven't seen the car.

So I, I don't,

I have to explain it to you but I it's mostly right.

Okay.

Well I'll send you these throughout the day and you just

shout at me when I get it wrong. Okay.

All righty.

All right I'll talk to you later. All right. Bye bye.