July 20, 2026
S01:E21

July 20, 2026

Episode description

One night in Bangkok, cop car roulette and that time Aaron made videos for Second Skin (not porn).

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Adam K: I was just about to send you a snarky message

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Aaron Marquis: It's

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Adam K: and

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Aaron Marquis: not

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Adam K: you

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Aaron Marquis: necessary.

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Adam K: are about to say today.

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Adam K: Or are you thinking another day because you

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Aaron Marquis: What?

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Adam K: weren't. You weren't.

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Adam K: Oh, because I asked that.

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Adam K: Are you?

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Adam K: You know, because I knew you were sick.

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Aaron Marquis: Uh.

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Adam K: So I was like, well, you don't want to force you to talk.

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Aaron Marquis: Oh, like you care.

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Adam K: I, I care about the show and

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

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Adam K: I hate calling it a show.

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Adam K: It's not a show.

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Aaron Marquis: The show.

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Adam K: It's probably on IMDb. Yeah.

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Adam K: You sound great.

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Aaron Marquis: Uh.

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Adam K: Jesus. What is it?

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Adam K: Laryngitis.

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Aaron Marquis: Um, I don't know.

0:39

Aaron Marquis: It was.

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Aaron Marquis: It was treated as both either bacterial or viral.

0:44

Aaron Marquis: I only went to my in-house doctor, so.

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Adam K: Okay. Yeah.

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Aaron Marquis: Who's not an expert either.

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Aaron Marquis: But I was just given a cocktail of drugs,

0:51

Adam K: Yeah.

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Aaron Marquis: and I seem.

0:52

Aaron Marquis: I'm on the mend.

0:53

Aaron Marquis: I feel good, I'm not biting my swollen cheek anymore.

0:58

Adam K: Do you guys have the plague doctor come around?

1:01

Adam K: He's got all the aromas in his little bird mask.

1:05

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. He comes with his bird

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Aaron Marquis: mask and he goes, you don't need

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Aaron Marquis: this medicine.

1:09

Aaron Marquis: It's not good for you.

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Adam K: Huh?

1:11

Aaron Marquis: And then,

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Adam K: They talked differently back

1:13

Aaron Marquis: yeah,

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Adam K: then.

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Aaron Marquis: um, but no, I'm feeling

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Adam K: Mhm.

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Aaron Marquis: good. I'm feeling great.

1:20

Aaron Marquis: I, I watched a little of the World Cup yesterday.

1:23

Aaron Marquis: This is the first game I watched of the whole series.

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Adam K: Mhm. Just. You wanted to see Madonna that badly?

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Aaron Marquis: What a confusing, tense game of

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Aaron Marquis: not in that the stakes were high

1:37

Aaron Marquis: or anything.

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Aaron Marquis: It was just there's tension everywhere and

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Adam K: Mhm.

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Aaron Marquis: well, I mean, eventually erupted after the game was over.

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Aaron Marquis: But there's just like everything was confusing and everything

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Aaron Marquis: felt off and not joyous.

1:52

Adam K: Mhm.

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Aaron Marquis: You know, it's.

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Adam K: I've only read about it.

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Adam K: I didn't actually catch any of it yesterday.

1:59

Adam K: But I go back to that, that

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Adam K: whole idea where they're saying

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Adam K: you we as a people cannot like

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Adam K: properly process more than a

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Adam K: thousand relationships.

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Adam K: And like the whole idea of the

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Adam K: world coming together in a

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Adam K: kumbaya moment will never

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Adam K: happen.

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Adam K: Because we're just, we're kind

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Adam K: of stuck in this tribal mindset,

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Adam K: which is it's a survival

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Adam K: mechanism that is still fairly

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Adam K: new in the grand scheme of

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Adam K: things.

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Adam K: But then we're we're forcing ourselves into these moments of

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Adam K: different cultures, having to kick a ball against each other

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Adam K: in new Jersey for some reason.

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Aaron Marquis: New Jersey with like, a forced half time show.

2:38

Aaron Marquis: And then

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Adam K: Mhm.

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Aaron Marquis: our national anthem first, for some reason, like it was so like

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Aaron Marquis: I the dripping of tension again, the T word.

2:52

Aaron Marquis: Um, yeah, I it I got done watching it and if I had the

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Aaron Marquis: same feeling I feel when, like you say something really stupid

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Aaron Marquis: in an interview that you would not normally say or, or just in

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Aaron Marquis: a crowd of people.

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Aaron Marquis: Like it's, it's that thing that you think about as you're trying

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Aaron Marquis: to go to sleep.

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Aaron Marquis: Like that's what that whole game was to me.

3:17

Aaron Marquis: It's just this, this sleep, shower regret.

3:22

Adam K: Didn't. They had to Photoshop

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Adam K: the current sitting U.S.

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Adam K: president out of all the shots

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Adam K: because he was like,

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Adam K: photobombing everything.

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Aaron Marquis: They should have put Mitch McConnell in instead of him.

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Adam K: That'd

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Aaron Marquis: Just

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Adam K: be

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Aaron Marquis: Photoshop

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Adam K: nice.

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Adam K: Just

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Aaron Marquis: him.

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Adam K: just similar to, uh, George Bush

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Adam K: Senior when he was in his

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Adam K: wheelchair.

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Adam K: And he's like, he's groping people.

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Adam K: It's like he doesn't know where he is.

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Adam K: I'm

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah,

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Adam K: sorry.

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Aaron Marquis: well, at least senior was like still jumping out of airplanes

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Aaron Marquis: at that point.

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Aaron Marquis: Like, well, I mean, Mitch

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Aaron Marquis: McConnell definitely can't now,

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Aaron Marquis: but like

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Adam K: Uh, you

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Aaron Marquis: you

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Adam K: can push him out.

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Aaron Marquis: might as well.

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Adam K: Yeah, just just let the ramp do the work.

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Aaron Marquis: Mhm.

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Adam K: Oh, that. Yeah. That could.

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Adam K: That's how they try to solve his death.

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Adam K: There's a there's an air show and they're like.

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Adam K: And parachuting in today's Mitch McConnell.

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Adam K: Oh his chute didn't open.

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Adam K: That's how he died in

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Aaron Marquis: There's a.

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Adam K: in twenty twenty seven.

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Aaron Marquis: There's a I mean, did that happen?

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Aaron Marquis: A Weekend at Bernie's?

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Aaron Marquis: Where was it with the person's already dead.

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Aaron Marquis: And they made it look like he got killed.

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Aaron Marquis: That's like we ain't that

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Aaron Marquis: Weekend at Bernie's two or

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Aaron Marquis: something.

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Adam K: We get to is the the voodoo thing.

4:32

Aaron Marquis: There's the voodoo thing.

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Adam K: They're not those movies are not fresh enough in my head for me

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Adam K: to give you a play by play I, I.

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Aaron Marquis: No. And I don't even think it's

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Aaron Marquis: Weekend at Bernie's thing, but

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Aaron Marquis: there's something.

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Aaron Marquis: Oh. Used cars.

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Aaron Marquis: That's the movie.

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Adam K: That

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Aaron Marquis: Where?

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Adam K: that's a deep cut because

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

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Adam K: I, I have never even heard of that.

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Adam K: What is this movie?

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Aaron Marquis: Robert Zemeckis, this is pre back to the future.

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Aaron Marquis: This is nineteen eighty.

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Aaron Marquis: It's.

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Aaron Marquis: Kurt Russell is in it.

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Aaron Marquis: And, uh, the they're the, they

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Aaron Marquis: have a car dealership and the

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Aaron Marquis: owner of the car dealership

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Aaron Marquis: dies.

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Aaron Marquis: Who's this great guy?

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Aaron Marquis: But he has this evil twin who

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Aaron Marquis: has a car dealership across the

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Aaron Marquis: street.

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Aaron Marquis: And the thing is, is if the evil twin finds out his brother is

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Aaron Marquis: dead, he's going to get ownership of the car dealership

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Aaron Marquis: and then fire all of these slack key used car salesmen, i.e. Kurt

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Aaron Marquis: Russell and others.

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Aaron Marquis: So anyway, they pretend like the

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Aaron Marquis: twin brother is still alive with

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Aaron Marquis: like wiring and all sorts of

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Aaron Marquis: stuff.

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Aaron Marquis: And then they find out is if he's killed in some sort of

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Aaron Marquis: freak accident or something, then his brother doesn't inherit

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Aaron Marquis: something like that.

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Aaron Marquis: So then they put the dead brother in a car and jam the

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Aaron Marquis: accelerator down and go, oh my God, look over there.

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Aaron Marquis: And they're like, that's your brother.

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Aaron Marquis: And it's this dead guy in this car.

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Aaron Marquis: And he goes towards like a tanker or something full of gas

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Aaron Marquis: and it explodes.

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Aaron Marquis: And they're like, well, I guess that he just wanted to end it.

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Aaron Marquis: Um, I'll have to look that up.

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Aaron Marquis: That's a good movie.

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Adam K: Well.

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Aaron Marquis: That's a good sick day movie.

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Aaron Marquis: I should have watched it three days ago.

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Adam K: You should go see the Odyssey

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Adam K: and clear out the theater with

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Adam K: your sickness.

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Aaron Marquis: No, I'd rather see used cars than Imax.

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Adam K: Yeah. Or what's the new one?

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Adam K: It's a fantasy division or something like that.

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Adam K: Or stretch division, I forget.

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Adam K: There's there's a new thing they're trying to sell Rondo

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Aaron Marquis: MM.

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Adam K: vision.

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Adam K: I'm not even sure what it is, but they're the new like

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Adam K: Avengers trailer came out today and like see it and stretch

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Adam K: Armstrong vision I don't.

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Adam K: What's wrong with Imax?

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Adam K: And I mean also Imax is twice as much.

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Adam K: That's what's wrong with it, but

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Aaron Marquis: There

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Adam K: I

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Aaron Marquis: was

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Adam K: digress.

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Aaron Marquis: they were doing all those trends in the sixties, but there was uh

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Aaron Marquis: what was the wide one?

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Aaron Marquis: It was like three screens at once.

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Aaron Marquis: And they projected it was three separate projectors projecting a

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Aaron Marquis: super wide screen image.

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Aaron Marquis: And it was called like.

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Adam K: Dramarama or something,

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Aaron Marquis: Maybe

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Adam K: because

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Aaron Marquis: VistaVision

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Adam K: I think you can still

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Aaron Marquis: or something

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Adam K: see

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Aaron Marquis: like

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Adam K: Martin

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Aaron Marquis: that.

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Adam K: Shaw at the Canadian Pavilion at Epcot in that style.

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Adam K: And it's it's not fun to keep turning around.

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Aaron Marquis: Well, the thing that would happen with the this tech is

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Aaron Marquis: that one of the projectors might get like a frame off.

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Aaron Marquis: And so then you, you know, the obvious things you have to deal

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Aaron Marquis: with with that.

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Aaron Marquis: And the audience would just be like, boo boo this.

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Aaron Marquis: You know, they'd spend their entire fortune of seventy five

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Aaron Marquis: cents to go see this movie

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Adam K: Right.

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Aaron Marquis: and then it wouldn't work.

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Aaron Marquis: Right?

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Aaron Marquis: So then the

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Adam K: Well,

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Aaron Marquis: whole

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Adam K: then they

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Aaron Marquis: family

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Adam K: have to make.

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Aaron Marquis: go home and smoke cigarettes and talk about it.

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Adam K: They make up for it by releasing more of the Smell-o-vision.

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Adam K: And then John Goodman pours cockroaches on people or

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Adam K: whatever he was doing to try to make movies arguably

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Aaron Marquis: Mhm.

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Adam K: more entertaining.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

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Adam K: I never saw that movie either.

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Adam K: That was probably Robert Zemeckis.

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Aaron Marquis: I don't know, man.

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Aaron Marquis: May have been Robert Rodriguez, for all I know.

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Adam K: He doesn't do things anymore

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Adam K: unless it's like, unless it's

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Adam K: exclusively on the El Rey

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Adam K: Channel and starring Danny

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Adam K: Trejo.

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Adam K: I don't think he makes things.

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Aaron Marquis: He's in the he's in the meeting phase of his career

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Adam K: Uh-uh.

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Aaron Marquis: where

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Adam K: Takes a lot

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Aaron Marquis: he

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Adam K: of

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Aaron Marquis: just

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Adam K: meetings.

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Aaron Marquis: just go into meetings.

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Aaron Marquis: It's that's the phase towards the end where you're like

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Aaron Marquis: meeting about this thing.

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Aaron Marquis: And fifteen years later you get

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Aaron Marquis: everything like together for a

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Aaron Marquis: film

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Adam K: I mean,

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Aaron Marquis: and

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Adam K: he he

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Aaron Marquis: then it

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Adam K: was

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Aaron Marquis: falls apart.

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Adam K: he was like my hero in college

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Adam K: when I was, you know, going to

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Adam K: film classes and stuff because

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Adam K: he had all his all his DVD, like

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Adam K: the making OFS and all that

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Adam K: stuff were more interesting than

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Adam K: the movies he was making at the

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Adam K: time.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

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Adam K: And I mean, it was basically Corridor Digital or Freddie W or

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Adam K: like any of the like YouTuber content of like, well, this is

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Adam K: how I make stuff because he was a DIY kind of do it himself.

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Adam K: Kind of like he just, he was

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Aaron Marquis: Right?

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Adam K: basically a YouTuber, action

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Adam K: filmmaker, ten, fifteen years

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Adam K: too early.

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Adam K: I mean, arguably pioneered a lot of it too.

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Adam K: And so it was just like, man, this guy would be the coolest

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Adam K: film teacher if you made movies with stories that were just kind

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Adam K: of, you know, background.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah. If the thing that people didn't pardon me, the thing that

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Aaron Marquis: people never realize from that is like the d I y like jack of

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Aaron Marquis: all trades, Jill of all trades approach is really how you

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Aaron Marquis: should do maybe like your first film or something.

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Aaron Marquis: All to get to the point where

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Aaron Marquis: ultimately films and TV are

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Aaron Marquis: better because they are a

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Aaron Marquis: collaboration.

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Aaron Marquis: That's just how it is.

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Aaron Marquis: Like you, you a writer, like if you try and run a writer's room

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Aaron Marquis: by yourself or TV, it will be a bad TV show because as a human

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Aaron Marquis: being, it's all time it takes.

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Aaron Marquis: A human being could come up with an entire clever season of a

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Aaron Marquis: show by themselves if they were given ten years or twenty years.

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Aaron Marquis: Well, they don't.

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Aaron Marquis: They have three months.

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Aaron Marquis: So

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Adam K: MM.

10:03

Aaron Marquis: that's why you have a writers room of eight people, you know,

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Aaron Marquis: or that's why you have a crew, you know, so you can shoot

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Aaron Marquis: something in a month instead of two years, you know?

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Aaron Marquis: So

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Adam K: MM.

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Aaron Marquis: it's like the whole Robert Rodriguez thing.

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Aaron Marquis: His trip was like, yeah, and this is all you need forever.

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Aaron Marquis: Just do it all yourself.

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Aaron Marquis: And even if other people help

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Aaron Marquis: you, when you become a

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Aaron Marquis: professional, just don't credit

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Aaron Marquis: them.

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Aaron Marquis: You know, it's like, fucking hell, man.

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Adam K: Quit the director's guild.

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Adam K: Be like your hero, George Lucas.

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Aaron Marquis: Man. His, his niece really hated me and was going to beat me up

10:39

Aaron Marquis: one time, I remember that.

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Adam K: Yeah, I feel like.

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Adam K: Yeah. You live or you work close enough to that studio long

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Adam K: enough, you're going to run into someone either Johnny Depp or

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Adam K: one of one of his regulars at

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Aaron Marquis: Well.

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Adam K: one point, Bill Paxton.

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Aaron Marquis: I, I briefly dated one of his other nieces and that was fine.

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Aaron Marquis: And then, but then I, I dated

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Aaron Marquis: someone who was best friends

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Aaron Marquis: with one of his other nieces,

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Aaron Marquis: and that relationship didn't end

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Aaron Marquis: well.

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Aaron Marquis: So the other niece who was built

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Aaron Marquis: like a linebacker, uh, and very

11:19

Aaron Marquis: tall, I

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Adam K: It's like the

11:20

Aaron Marquis: was

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Adam K: Khloe

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Aaron Marquis: at.

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Adam K: Kardashian of the Rodriguez clan.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah. If, if, but Khloe

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Aaron Marquis: Kardashian's like, it's like a

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Aaron Marquis: runt compared like this, this,

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Aaron Marquis: this woman

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Adam K: When

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Aaron Marquis: could

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Adam K: OJ's

11:31

Aaron Marquis: lift me

11:31

Adam K: your

11:31

Aaron Marquis: above

11:31

Adam K: dad,

11:32

Aaron Marquis: her head

11:32

Adam K: you're going to look like that.

11:33

Adam K: I'm sorry.

11:33

Aaron Marquis: and, uh, yeah.

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Aaron Marquis: So anyway, she, uh, you know, I

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Aaron Marquis: went into, like, I was at this

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Aaron Marquis: party and, and the party host,

11:42

Aaron Marquis: you know, was like, oh, there's

11:43

Aaron Marquis: other beer in the, in the back

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Aaron Marquis: storage room.

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Aaron Marquis: You know, I was like, okay, I'll go to that.

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Aaron Marquis: And I went to this back storage

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Aaron Marquis: room, which was dark, and it was

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Aaron Marquis: just lit by the door that I had

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Aaron Marquis: opened.

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Aaron Marquis: And I was digging through this cooler.

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Aaron Marquis: And suddenly there was this shadow behind me that took up

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Aaron Marquis: the entire door frame.

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Aaron Marquis: And, uh, it was a Rodriguez.

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Adam K: MM.

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Aaron Marquis: And she was not happy with me.

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Aaron Marquis: And, uh, basically lifted me my by my lapels and, uh, had some

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Aaron Marquis: stern words for me.

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Adam K: MM.

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Aaron Marquis: Uh, I think she lifted me off of

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Aaron Marquis: my off the ground, I can't

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Aaron Marquis: remember.

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Adam K: I know

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Aaron Marquis: That's

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Adam K: nothing

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Aaron Marquis: how I choose

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Adam K: else.

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Aaron Marquis: to remember it.

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Aaron Marquis: But.

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Adam K: I know nothing else about this situation, even though you may

12:28

Adam K: have told me.

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Adam K: But I'm on her side.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah. And I now I look back, I think she was in the right, but,

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Adam K: Yeah.

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Aaron Marquis: um. Yeah, no, it

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Adam K: Which?

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Aaron Marquis: was good.

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Adam K: Which

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Aaron Marquis: Good

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Adam K: character

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Aaron Marquis: times.

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Adam K: in battle Angel Alita was based on Aaron.

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Aaron Marquis: Uh. whichever one fell into a pit and was mauled by, I don't

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Aaron Marquis: know, I never

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Adam K: That's

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Aaron Marquis: saw

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Adam K: every

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Aaron Marquis: that.

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Adam K: character

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

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Adam K: you need.

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Adam K: You need to be more specific.

12:54

Aaron Marquis: I know.

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Adam K: I know it's not Christoph Waltz.

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Adam K: You're you got to be one of the cyberpunk rollerbladers.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah,

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Adam K: That's like

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Aaron Marquis: my

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Adam K: a good

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Aaron Marquis: ankles

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Adam K: chunk of

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Aaron Marquis: are

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Adam K: that

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Aaron Marquis: too

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Adam K: movie.

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Aaron Marquis: weak.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

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Adam K: Well, anywho, um, I spent my

13:08

Adam K: weekend trying out different

13:10

Adam K: homemade versions of my my

13:13

Adam K: horrific mask.

13:15

Aaron Marquis: Uh. Huh.

13:15

Adam K: Um, my neck really hurts.

13:18

Adam K: It's so heavy.

13:19

Aaron Marquis: Really?

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Adam K: Um. It's

13:21

Aaron Marquis: Oh,

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Adam K: not.

13:22

Aaron Marquis: because you put mass loaded vinyl in it.

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Adam K: Yes.

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Aaron Marquis: That

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Adam K: Uh,

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Aaron Marquis: shit's heavy,

13:26

Adam K: it's

13:26

Aaron Marquis: man.

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Adam K: very heavy, and I used it sparingly.

13:29

Adam K: Um, and I don't think it even muffles the sound that great.

13:33

Adam K: And so it was this weird mix of where my audio recording was

13:37

Adam K: completely blown out.

13:39

Adam K: Um, but also I had to drop it so

13:41

Adam K: low that you could barely hear

13:43

Adam K: it.

13:43

Adam K: so it wasn't serving.

13:44

Adam K: And I'm pretty sure you could hear me through the mask.

13:47

Adam K: Uh, it wasn't a, it was not a great experience this weekend.

13:50

Adam K: Um, but I was looking, I was just looking back at the

13:52

Adam K: recordings this morning.

13:54

Adam K: I'm like, I don't know if any of this is usable.

13:57

Aaron Marquis: That's pretty good.

13:58

Adam K: So I have to go back and I'm like, I'm only saying this

14:02

Adam K: because I look to my left real quick and I see the mask on the

14:04

Adam K: floor next to some weights.

14:07

Adam K: I'm like, no, I don't want

14:09

Aaron Marquis: You

14:09

Adam K: to do

14:10

Aaron Marquis: should

14:10

Adam K: that again.

14:10

Aaron Marquis: have for the video.

14:12

Aaron Marquis: You should have cut to me those videos I did for Second Skin,

14:16

Aaron Marquis: where I'm explaining what mass loaded vinyl is

14:19

Adam K: Sure.

14:20

Aaron Marquis: in my in my second skin polo, it's like it's.

14:24

Adam K: What is second skin?

14:26

Aaron Marquis: It's a. They make sound

14:28

Aaron Marquis: deadening materials for cars and

14:30

Aaron Marquis: for music studios and all this

14:32

Aaron Marquis: stuff.

14:32

Aaron Marquis: And, and I liked their product so much that I just, I just did

14:36

Aaron Marquis: this like stuff for them for free where I just did this

14:40

Aaron Marquis: talking head like I'm I think I'm on this website.

14:43

Aaron Marquis: It's probably still, I don't

14:44

Aaron Marquis: know, I haven't seen it in five

14:45

Aaron Marquis: years.

14:46

Aaron Marquis: But if you look at second skin and look at their tutorial

14:50

Aaron Marquis: videos, it's all me.

14:51

Adam K: Okay.

14:53

Aaron Marquis: Where's this?

14:53

Aaron Marquis: Let me look here.

14:54

Adam K: If you.

14:54

Adam K: Yeah, please find that for me.

14:57

Aaron Marquis: Um, second skin audio.

15:02

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, it's me in like an ill fitting polo.

15:05

Aaron Marquis: Polo explaining all these things that I don't understand.

15:09

Adam K: That does not narrow it down.

15:11

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. Oh, I guess not.

15:13

Adam K: When when I say second skin, that's a terrible name.

15:16

Aaron Marquis: I know it's really second skin audio is what it's called.

15:21

Aaron Marquis: And, uh, let's see if we can find this here.

15:24

Aaron Marquis: Let's find some mass loaded

15:25

Aaron Marquis: vinyl for, uh, there's some

15:27

Aaron Marquis: amplifier mats.

15:30

Aaron Marquis: Uh, there I am.

15:33

Adam K: Which page?

15:34

Adam K: How far do I have to go under?

15:36

Aaron Marquis: Uh, let me see if I can.

15:40

Adam K: Right here on the front page.

15:43

Aaron Marquis: I mean, I might be, but I'm definitely in all the products.

15:47

Aaron Marquis: So if you go, I mean,

15:49

Adam K: Just

15:49

Aaron Marquis: even.

15:49

Adam K: any product like soundproofing

15:50

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, yeah.

15:51

Adam K: or automotive.

15:51

Aaron Marquis: Any products and click into it

15:53

Aaron Marquis: and you go there, you see the

15:54

Aaron Marquis: video.

15:55

Adam K: I have ad block on.

15:56

Adam K: So.

15:58

Aaron Marquis: Well, it should still show you, but.

16:00

Adam K: I see a car.

16:01

Adam K: I see like a cobra, like looks like a model kit

16:04

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

16:05

Adam K: sort of thing.

16:06

Adam K: Let's face it.

16:10

Aaron Marquis: So you still don't see it.

16:11

Adam K: I'm watching it now.

16:13

Aaron Marquis: Oh.

16:15

Adam K: That is ill fitting.

16:16

Adam K: That's way too big.

16:17

Adam K: I thought you were going to say it was tight fitting.

16:19

Aaron Marquis: No, it's too big.

16:22

Adam K: You. You look like you're wearing your dad's polo.

16:25

Aaron Marquis: I know.

16:28

Aaron Marquis: I'd like for my dad to be shopping for sound deadening for

16:31

Aaron Marquis: his project truck and watching this video and not even

16:33

Aaron Marquis: realizing it's me just being like, this guy doesn't know what

16:37

Aaron Marquis: he's talking about.

16:38

Aaron Marquis: Just XZ out of it.

16:40

Adam K: So weird.

16:42

Adam K: Why?

16:42

Adam K: Why did you you

16:44

Aaron Marquis: Huh?

16:44

Adam K: did this in what, twenty twenty?

16:47

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, it must have been twenty twenty.

16:49

Adam K: So this was you were doing this during the pandemic.

16:52

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. Because, uh, what would I

16:55

Adam K: So

16:55

Aaron Marquis: have?

16:55

Adam K: you were doing this while we were writing a book together.

16:57

Aaron Marquis: Yes. I guess I never told

16:59

Adam K: This

16:59

Aaron Marquis: you.

16:59

Adam K: was your backup plan.

17:02

Aaron Marquis: I never told you I did this

17:03

Aaron Marquis: because I didn't think anything

17:05

Aaron Marquis: about it.

17:05

Aaron Marquis: There's all these things that

17:06

Aaron Marquis: I've done where I go, oh, yeah,

17:08

Aaron Marquis: I remember.

17:09

Aaron Marquis: Okay.

17:11

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, I just did this

17:11

Adam K: What

17:11

Aaron Marquis: for this,

17:12

Adam K: the fuck?

17:12

Aaron Marquis: this company.

17:14

Aaron Marquis: There's a lot of videos.

17:15

Aaron Marquis: It's probably, I probably did about twenty of them.

17:19

Aaron Marquis: Twenty

17:19

Adam K: Yeah.

17:19

Aaron Marquis: five of

17:19

Adam K: There's

17:19

Aaron Marquis: them.

17:19

Adam K: only one comment on this one.

17:21

Adam K: It says irony.

17:21

Adam K: I can't hear him over the music

17:24

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

17:25

Adam K: because they didn't they didn't EQ this at all.

17:29

Aaron Marquis: No, I mean, I didn't edit them or anything.

17:32

Aaron Marquis: I was just, I was just the eye candy.

17:34

Adam K: Was this before or after you got promoted to creative director at

17:39

Adam K: your last at bat.

17:40

Adam K: At the book club job.

17:43

Aaron Marquis: This might have been.

17:44

Aaron Marquis: At the same time, I don't think I told them about this.

17:47

Aaron Marquis: This is just something for me.

17:48

Adam K: Of course you didn't tell them.

17:52

Aaron Marquis: I

17:53

Adam K: Did

17:53

Aaron Marquis: wasn't

17:53

Adam K: they pay?

17:53

Aaron Marquis: being

17:53

Adam K: Did

17:53

Aaron Marquis: paid

17:53

Adam K: they pay you?

17:54

Adam K: Well, they didn't pay you.

17:55

Aaron Marquis: well.

17:56

Aaron Marquis: They gave me some product.

17:57

Adam K: Oh, I see.

17:58

Adam K: Okay. So it was.

17:59

Aaron Marquis: So I'd used some of the product.

18:01

Adam K: Pay for

18:02

Aaron Marquis: What

18:02

Adam K: play.

18:02

Aaron Marquis: was I?

18:03

Aaron Marquis: What car was that?

18:05

Aaron Marquis: That might have been the in the

18:06

Aaron Marquis: nine over eleven that I still

18:08

Aaron Marquis: had that.

18:09

Aaron Marquis: And I think I used some of their stuff.

18:10

Aaron Marquis: I was like, I like this stuff.

18:12

Adam K: MM.

18:12

Aaron Marquis: And then I, then I found out one

18:15

Aaron Marquis: of the, uh, people there knew me

18:17

Aaron Marquis: from, I guess rooster teeth or

18:19

Aaron Marquis: something.

18:20

Aaron Marquis: And they're like, I don't

18:21

Aaron Marquis: remember how I think they saw me

18:22

Aaron Marquis: on an order form or something

18:24

Aaron Marquis: like that.

18:24

Aaron Marquis: One of the, the owners of the company.

18:26

Aaron Marquis: And I was like, yeah, man, I really like this stuff.

18:27

Aaron Marquis: He's like, well, that's awesome.

18:29

Aaron Marquis: You know, we need you.

18:31

Aaron Marquis: We need some help, you know, with kind of explaining.

18:34

Aaron Marquis: And I was like, yeah, okay, I'll do it.

18:37

Adam K: Can

18:37

Aaron Marquis: So.

18:37

Adam K: you fit in this giant polo shirt?

18:40

Aaron Marquis: What's great?

18:40

Aaron Marquis: I like a polo where the sleeves

18:43

Aaron Marquis: come down past the elbow to

18:46

Aaron Marquis: where it's.

18:47

Aaron Marquis: You're like, it's not quite a

18:49

Aaron Marquis: long sleeve and it's not not a

18:52

Aaron Marquis: short sleeve.

18:52

Adam K: It looks like he got it from a men's big and tall.

18:56

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

18:56

Adam K: And you're not.

18:57

Adam K: But you as a like it makes you look small.

19:00

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

19:00

Adam K: It it makes you look like a small man.

19:02

Adam K: And you're not a small man, but you

19:04

Aaron Marquis: No.

19:04

Adam K: look like you're a

19:05

Aaron Marquis: On

19:05

Adam K: five

19:05

Aaron Marquis: the inside.

19:05

Adam K: three.

19:05

Aaron Marquis: I'm a small man,

19:06

Adam K: Yes,

19:07

Aaron Marquis: but not on the outside.

19:08

Adam K: yes.

19:08

Adam K: According to the.

19:09

Adam K: The woman who picked you up by your lapel

19:13

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

19:13

Adam K: and shoved you against a wall.

19:15

Aaron Marquis: Two hundred pounds.

19:16

Aaron Marquis: She picked me up like I was an appetizer.

19:19

Adam K: I mean, sounds kind of like a a steamy moment from a romance

19:24

Adam K: novel where, uh.

19:26

Aaron Marquis: She picked me up like I was a crab claw.

19:29

Adam K: There's an entire audience, like

19:31

Adam K: a vore type audience that wants

19:33

Adam K: to be devoured by this very tall

19:36

Adam K: woman that you could write to

19:38

Adam K: very easily.

19:39

Aaron Marquis: Well, I'm going to look in their YouTube channel here.

19:42

Adam K: Mhm.

19:43

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. Yeah. I'm in a lot of these videos.

19:47

Adam K: When was the last time they made a new one?

19:49

Aaron Marquis: Uh, I don't know.

19:51

Aaron Marquis: It looks like they updated

19:52

Aaron Marquis: their, their thumbnails though

19:54

Aaron Marquis: with AI versions of me that look

19:57

Aaron Marquis: insane.

19:58

Adam K: They AI you,

19:59

Aaron Marquis: I think so.

20:00

Adam K: I

20:01

Aaron Marquis: Let me

20:01

Adam K: mean,

20:01

Aaron Marquis: see.

20:01

Adam K: you you might just look like that.

20:04

Aaron Marquis: I

20:04

Adam K: Well,

20:04

Aaron Marquis: don't know.

20:05

Adam K: I'll I'll continue.

20:06

Adam K: I don't want to spend all morning.

20:09

Adam K: I know it's afternoon for you, but talking about your.

20:14

Aaron Marquis: My moonlighting.

20:17

Adam K: I almost called it a side hustle, but it's not.

20:21

Adam K: I remember when you were

20:22

Adam K: constantly buying used cars and

20:25

Adam K: selling them, and you were

20:26

Adam K: telling me about how, like, you

20:27

Adam K: basically commandeered an entire

20:30

Adam K: street and

20:31

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

20:31

Adam K: it was just filled with old Rundown use cop cars and.

20:36

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, well, they weren't run down.

20:38

Aaron Marquis: They were they were undercover cop cars.

20:40

Adam K: Right.

20:41

Adam K: And you were, you had this, like, musical chairs thing going

20:44

Adam K: on so they wouldn't get towed.

20:46

Adam K: And I remember asking you, like,

20:47

Adam K: is this like, do you find joy in

20:50

Adam K: this?

20:50

Adam K: And you're like, oh, no, this is like, I don't, I don't do this

20:52

Adam K: for the money.

20:54

Adam K: It just, I, this just makes me happy.

20:56

Adam K: Or yeah, because I was asking like, are you, are you making

20:58

Adam K: like crazy amounts of money off of this thing?

21:00

Adam K: And you're like, not really.

21:02

Adam K: This is just fun.

21:03

Adam K: This is

21:04

Aaron Marquis: Well,

21:04

Adam K: my joy.

21:04

Aaron Marquis: I think that's oversimplifying.

21:06

Aaron Marquis: I think I did, I was making I think from each car I'd make

21:11

Aaron Marquis: three or four grand.

21:13

Aaron Marquis: But I enjoyed the rush of the auction

21:17

Adam K: Yeah.

21:17

Aaron Marquis: and.

21:19

Aaron Marquis: And what happened with that?

21:20

Aaron Marquis: You know, I, I won four cars by accident at the same time

21:23

Aaron Marquis: because I was trying to win one.

21:26

Aaron Marquis: But you always, like you put a low bid just to kind of keep

21:31

Aaron Marquis: track of, you know what you're what you've bid on, you

21:34

Adam K: Yeah.

21:34

Aaron Marquis: know, and you know it's going to

21:35

Aaron Marquis: get superseded by some other bid

21:37

Aaron Marquis: and you get an alert when that

21:39

Aaron Marquis: happens.

21:39

Aaron Marquis: Well, and this was also this was

21:41

Aaron Marquis: when I was working at literati

21:42

Aaron Marquis: too.

21:42

Aaron Marquis: So not only was I shooting like

21:45

Aaron Marquis: videos at night for sound

21:47

Aaron Marquis: deadening, I was buying cop cars

21:49

Aaron Marquis: at auction.

21:49

Aaron Marquis: But anyway, so I was in one of these meetings for, for

21:53

Aaron Marquis: literati, and I was kind of half watching the auction, had, you

21:57

Aaron Marquis: know, thirty minutes left.

21:58

Aaron Marquis: It was going to end during the meeting.

21:59

Aaron Marquis: And so I was kind of like, uh, you know, I'll kind of half

22:02

Aaron Marquis: check on it.

22:04

Aaron Marquis: And towards the end of the

22:06

Aaron Marquis: meeting, I check on him like no

22:07

Aaron Marquis: one else has been on any of

22:08

Aaron Marquis: these cars.

22:09

Aaron Marquis: And I won all the cars and I was like, fuck.

22:13

Aaron Marquis: And I already had two cop cars because one was the one that I

22:17

Aaron Marquis: daily drove, and the other one was one that I was thinking

22:20

Aaron Marquis: about trading it out for.

22:22

Aaron Marquis: So I suddenly owned six police cars.

22:26

Adam K: These are all like Crown Vics or something.

22:28

Aaron Marquis: Two of them were, uh, three of them were Crown Vic's.

22:30

Aaron Marquis: Three of them were Dodge Chargers.

22:32

Adam K: Okay with

22:33

Aaron Marquis: And

22:33

Adam K: like

22:33

Aaron Marquis: so

22:33

Adam K: two

22:34

Aaron Marquis: what?

22:34

Adam K: hundred and fifty zero zero zero miles on them or something.

22:36

Aaron Marquis: No, I bid on the ones that were actually.

22:39

Aaron Marquis: They were like undercover cars.

22:40

Aaron Marquis: So they have less than one hundred thousand miles.

22:42

Adam K: Oh.

22:42

Aaron Marquis: They have like.

22:43

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, seventy or eighty.

22:44

Aaron Marquis: I know it was good buys.

22:45

Adam K: That's actually wise.

22:46

Adam K: Okay.

22:47

Aaron Marquis: And so anyway, I took delivery all these cars.

22:51

Aaron Marquis: And, uh, so I, and I was living in this condo at the time.

22:55

Aaron Marquis: And so I parked them all in the condo garage.

22:59

Aaron Marquis: But what I didn't know is that

23:01

Aaron Marquis: there was an actual used car

23:03

Aaron Marquis: dealer who was my neighbor, this

23:05

Aaron Marquis: guy that I, I had talked to a

23:06

Aaron Marquis: couple times.

23:07

Aaron Marquis: He had bought cars at the same auction, so he bought four cars.

23:13

Aaron Marquis: So in this garage, there were

23:15

Aaron Marquis: suddenly ten unmarked police

23:16

Aaron Marquis: cars.

23:18

Aaron Marquis: And the, the um, apartment place, they put out this email.

23:22

Aaron Marquis: They were like, we don't know

23:23

Aaron Marquis: what's going on because, you

23:24

Aaron Marquis: know, we had, we figured out a

23:26

Aaron Marquis: way you talk the front desk girl

23:28

Aaron Marquis: and they always change out the

23:30

Aaron Marquis: girls.

23:31

Aaron Marquis: So you'd get a new parking pass.

23:33

Aaron Marquis: I lost my parking pass.

23:34

Aaron Marquis: I have a parking pass.

23:35

Aaron Marquis: And she'd be like, okay.

23:36

Aaron Marquis: So she'd just write another one.

23:37

Aaron Marquis: So all these cars had parking passes but were not documented.

23:41

Aaron Marquis: And so the apartment complex is

23:43

Aaron Marquis: like, we don't know what's going

23:45

Aaron Marquis: on here.

23:46

Aaron Marquis: If these are owned by the city or what's up, if anyone can tell

23:50

Aaron Marquis: us what's going on.

23:51

Aaron Marquis: So we didn't say anything.

23:52

Aaron Marquis: We just moved them out one night and we put them on the street.

23:57

Aaron Marquis: But the street next to this apartment complex was actually

24:00

Aaron Marquis: like this rich neighborhood.

24:02

Aaron Marquis: And so suddenly, along this

24:03

Aaron Marquis: entire street, there was ten,

24:05

Aaron Marquis: ten unmarked police cars that,

24:08

Aaron Marquis: you know, and they had that

24:10

Aaron Marquis: rule.

24:10

Aaron Marquis: You needed to move them, you

24:11

Aaron Marquis: know, they would like you could

24:13

Aaron Marquis: see where they chalked the

24:14

Aaron Marquis: tires.

24:15

Aaron Marquis: So they kept moving them around.

24:16

Aaron Marquis: And so one day, this woman had obviously been waiting to see

24:20

Aaron Marquis: what was going on.

24:21

Aaron Marquis: And so I go to one of my cars to move it and she goes, hey, hey,

24:25

Aaron Marquis: hey, who are you?

24:26

Aaron Marquis: I was like, my name is Erin.

24:29

Aaron Marquis: And she's like, what?

24:30

Aaron Marquis: You own this car?

24:31

Aaron Marquis: I'm like, yeah.

24:32

Aaron Marquis: She's like.

24:32

Adam K: The second skin guy.

24:35

Aaron Marquis: The Erin from Second Skin.

24:38

Aaron Marquis: And she goes, what about that car?

24:39

Aaron Marquis: And I go, yeah, I own that one too.

24:41

Aaron Marquis: And she goes, well, what about that one?

24:43

Aaron Marquis: I go, yeah.

24:44

Aaron Marquis: And she kept pointing, pointing, and she goes, you can't.

24:48

Aaron Marquis: That's not legal.

24:49

Aaron Marquis: I'm like, yeah, it is.

24:51

Aaron Marquis: They're all under my name.

24:52

Aaron Marquis: And she's like, no, you can't.

24:55

Aaron Marquis: You can't have those cars and park them all on the street.

24:58

Aaron Marquis: I'm like, this is a public street, right?

25:00

Aaron Marquis: She's like, well, yeah, but it's, it's these are our homes.

25:04

Aaron Marquis: And I'm like, that doesn't matter.

25:05

Adam K: Yeah.

25:06

Aaron Marquis: And, and so she just kind of huffed and puffed.

25:09

Aaron Marquis: And then

25:10

Adam K: Yeah.

25:10

Aaron Marquis: that went on for two weeks of

25:12

Aaron Marquis: them like harassing me every

25:14

Aaron Marquis: time I went out to go move the

25:15

Aaron Marquis: cars.

25:16

Aaron Marquis: And then eventually I sold them off.

25:18

Aaron Marquis: But anyway, mistakes that I made in

25:23

Adam K: I,

25:23

Aaron Marquis: my life.

25:24

Adam K: I don't know.

25:24

Adam K: I mean, you, you walked away with thirty five extra dollars

25:27

Adam K: that week, so not bad.

25:30

Aaron Marquis: I think for all my trouble and and scheming, that particular

25:36

Aaron Marquis: venture netted about ten thousand dollars in profit.

25:40

Adam K: I mean, that's that's a nice chunk of money.

25:43

Adam K: But the I don't know what it's

25:45

Adam K: like in Texas, but the process

25:46

Adam K: of having to buy and sell

25:48

Adam K: vehicles is like to have to do

25:50

Adam K: all the paperwork and stuff

25:51

Adam K: yourself.

25:52

Adam K: Just seems like such a headache.

25:54

Aaron Marquis: Yes, it was a headache.

25:56

Aaron Marquis: And I will never do it again.

25:58

Aaron Marquis: That was the last time I bought a bunch of police cars and

26:01

Aaron Marquis: stored them out on the street.

26:04

Aaron Marquis: Um,

26:04

Adam K: Uh.

26:04

Aaron Marquis: yeah.

26:05

Aaron Marquis: And also, technically, Texas, uh, frowns upon people flipping

26:12

Aaron Marquis: more than five cars a year, and they want you to get something

26:15

Aaron Marquis: called a dealer license and all this other stuff, which I'm not

26:18

Aaron Marquis: going to do.

26:20

Aaron Marquis: Uh, because I remember how it

26:22

Aaron Marquis: panned out for my dad, so I just

26:25

Aaron Marquis: stopped.

26:25

Adam K: Okay. Just love your freedom over there in Texas.

26:28

Aaron Marquis: Now, whenever I bid in auctions, it's for cars that I actually

26:32

Aaron Marquis: want to keep.

26:34

Aaron Marquis: So.

26:34

Adam K: You're still bidding to this day.

26:38

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. I sent you a picture of one of the bids I made on

26:40

Adam K: I

26:40

Aaron Marquis: a.

26:41

Adam K: thought that was a joke.

26:42

Adam K: I thought that was you saying, like I. Ha, ha, look at me.

26:45

Adam K: I'm.

26:45

Adam K: I have a problem.

26:46

Aaron Marquis: No, I bid on that car.

26:48

Aaron Marquis: I bid a few times.

26:49

Aaron Marquis: I bid up to an amount beyond

26:52

Aaron Marquis: what I said I was going to bid

26:54

Aaron Marquis: to.

26:54

Aaron Marquis: And then

26:54

Adam K: Yeah,

26:54

Aaron Marquis: it sold

26:55

Adam K: your

26:55

Aaron Marquis: off.

26:55

Aaron Marquis: But.

26:56

Adam K: your Wall Street winnings.

26:58

Adam K: Your cash winnings.

26:59

Aaron Marquis: The issue was, is I started I. I was bidding on this car a few

27:03

Aaron Marquis: days after my uncle had already put the the Chevy in my garage,

27:07

Aaron Marquis: so I had no place to put this car if I want it.

27:10

Aaron Marquis: So I would have had to put it out on the street and would have

27:12

Aaron Marquis: had to move it up and down.

27:16

Aaron Marquis: Up.

27:17

Adam K: There was a similar moment.

27:19

Adam K: We were living in downtown LA.

27:21

Adam K: It's like a one bedroom apartment.

27:23

Adam K: Across from the convention center is a nice little place.

27:26

Adam K: Uh, but because it was a one bedroom apartment, they only

27:29

Adam K: gave us one parking spot.

27:30

Adam K: But the garage was huge.

27:32

Adam K: It was, you know, modern place.

27:33

Adam K: They had a lot of empty spaces.

27:35

Adam K: So I went to the front desk and

27:36

Adam K: said, you know, we have two

27:36

Adam K: cars.

27:37

Adam K: Can I, can I just pay for an extra spot?

27:39

Adam K: I'm like, no, you can't.

27:40

Adam K: Unfortunately can't do that.

27:41

Adam K: You got to go park like four blocks away at this other

27:44

Adam K: unguarded parking structure.

27:46

Adam K: That's still whatever it was like something like one hundred

27:49

Adam K: and fifty bucks a month.

27:50

Adam K: So similarly, like to what you were doing.

27:54

Adam K: I just looked, I noticed, you know, I saw the sticker that

27:56

Adam K: they gave us for the that you put on your window.

28:00

Adam K: I was like, well, you can just print this.

28:02

Adam K: This is not hard to just buy a sticker online these days.

28:06

Adam K: So I just photoshopped, scanned it, photoshopped it, cleaned it

28:08

Adam K: up, changed the number a little, like just changed the digit.

28:11

Adam K: Whatever the number they gave you, put it on the the car.

28:15

Adam K: And then for the, uh, the

28:17

Adam K: clicker to get in into the

28:19

Adam K: garage.

28:20

Adam K: I just took apart the one they gave us.

28:21

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. And so what

28:22

Adam K: Yeah.

28:23

Aaron Marquis: the flip switches were.

28:24

Adam K: Yeah. And they didn't change it.

28:25

Adam K: It was just all zeros.

28:28

Adam K: I was like, oh, okay.

28:30

Adam K: And then just googled the model

28:31

Adam K: number, found it on Amazon,

28:33

Adam K: bought it.

28:34

Adam K: And I'm like, I tried to give you money.

28:36

Adam K: I tried.

28:37

Aaron Marquis: You made me do this.

28:38

Adam K: You're making me do this to you.

28:40

Adam K: You're making me steal.

28:42

Aaron Marquis: Mhm.

28:42

Adam K: Anyway, I only stayed there for a year.

28:44

Adam K: But either way, this is this is like one of those stories you

28:48

Adam K: tell her this, like, happened at G4 or something, where someone

28:54

Adam K: told the story about how they went to like a Whole Foods and

28:57

Adam K: they, they, they bought a whole thing of, uh, of bacon bits from

29:02

Adam K: the salad bar and filled it up.

29:03

Adam K: And it was cheaper than actually buying like a giant bag of bacon

29:07

Adam K: bits and like, that's great.

29:08

Adam K: Make a segment out of it.

29:09

Adam K: And like, but that's all I have.

29:12

Adam K: It was just the bacon.

29:13

Adam K: Things like, no, it's called life hacks now do it.

29:15

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

29:16

Adam K: So, uh.

29:17

Aaron Marquis: Do what?

29:17

Aaron Marquis: We need to sell t shirts.

29:21

Adam K: I, they needed to sell a lot more.

29:23

Adam K: But no, I mean, that's like, I feel like that's the most I've

29:27

Adam K: been able to get away with.

29:29

Adam K: Everything else is just it

29:32

Adam K: teeters too close to criminal

29:34

Adam K: activity.

29:35

Aaron Marquis: Oh,

29:35

Adam K: I

29:35

Aaron Marquis: yeah.

29:35

Adam K: don't know what that one would

29:36

Adam K: because like that woman yelling

29:38

Adam K: at you, she's like, what she

29:39

Adam K: wanted to say was, this feels

29:40

Adam K: wrong.

29:41

Adam K: Or I don't think you should be able to do that.

29:44

Adam K: But that gets conflated with that's illegal.

29:48

Adam K: You know, like, no, no it's not.

29:51

Aaron Marquis: There's a mindset of if it's not stated in the law, it's illegal.

29:56

Aaron Marquis: Versus.

29:57

Adam K: That thing I'm I the thing I've read and n.

30:01

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

30:02

Adam K: Yeah.

30:03

Aaron Marquis: Versus, you know.

30:04

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. Versus it's not illegal stated in law.

30:09

Aaron Marquis: So it's legal.

30:10

Aaron Marquis: Like there are people that just want rules.

30:13

Aaron Marquis: They don't want a bunch of unmarked police cars making

30:17

Aaron Marquis: their neighborhoods safer, which I'm sure it did, if you like

30:21

Aaron Marquis: downtown Austin neighborhoods, no matter how nice they are,

30:24

Aaron Marquis: people are wandering through there, you know?

30:27

Aaron Marquis: But if some person's wandering through there and they see like

30:31

Aaron Marquis: what looks like a stake out, they're probably not going to

30:34

Aaron Marquis: mess with any of those houses.

30:38

Adam K: Uh, yeah, I don't know.

30:40

Adam K: I. I'm, I'm, we're looking at

30:46

Adam K: going out of the country, um,

30:49

Adam K: for our next vacation looking at

30:51

Adam K: Asia because, you know, we're

30:52

Adam K: talking about Shenzhen and stuff

30:53

Adam K: like that.

30:54

Adam K: Um, I was looking, I was like, I

30:56

Adam K: wonder where else we can go like

30:57

Adam K: Vietnam or Thailand or something

30:59

Adam K: like that.

31:00

Adam K: And everyone all the like the white people who move there, the

31:05

Adam K: first thing they all say is, oh, it's so much safer than America.

31:08

Adam K: And I'm like, I haven't.

31:09

Adam K: I mean, there's police

31:10

Adam K: helicopters over my house every

31:12

Adam K: couple of days, but I'm rarely

31:14

Adam K: in danger.

31:16

Adam K: Um, but I was like, yeah, maybe.

31:20

Adam K: AM I going to just still be on edge?

31:21

Adam K: Whatever, like whatever, even though there's, you know,

31:24

Adam K: Chinese police helicopter or drones following me everywhere,

31:27

Adam K: will I still feel safe?

31:28

Adam K: I don't know.

31:29

Aaron Marquis: In Thailand.

31:31

Adam K: Uh, they're probably not in Thailand.

31:33

Adam K: Well,

31:33

Aaron Marquis: Or

31:33

Adam K: because

31:33

Aaron Marquis: where did you say?

31:34

Adam K: the main trip is in China.

31:36

Aaron Marquis: Oh, China.

31:37

Adam K: Yeah. The dream was to go to

31:38

Adam K: China, Thailand, Vietnam,

31:40

Adam K: Singapore, Japan.

31:42

Adam K: Like those are all the places I want to visit.

31:45

Adam K: But for a trip like this, like we could probably do two, maybe

31:49

Adam K: three places in China.

31:51

Adam K: And so we're thinking like Thailand or Vietnam, you know,

31:55

Adam K: like, which one do we want to like leave out of?

31:58

Adam K: Um, probably leaning towards Vietnam.

32:00

Adam K: But so I was just watching a bunch of like videos over the

32:03

Adam K: weekend of like people who've moved here and, uh, the Thailand

32:07

Adam K: ones, you cannot find people who are just not creepy.

32:10

Adam K: Um, it.

32:12

Aaron Marquis: Is that because it's filled with expats like men in their sixties

32:16

Aaron Marquis: who are like, I can live here for five hundred dollars a month

32:18

Aaron Marquis: and harass all the women I want.

32:20

Adam K: I did make a broad statement that said all of them because I

32:24

Adam K: only really watched two.

32:25

Adam K: But yes, except instead of a

32:29

Adam K: sixty year old guy, think more

32:31

Adam K: like mid forties and from

32:33

Adam K: Florida.

32:34

Aaron Marquis: Oh,

32:35

Adam K: And

32:36

Aaron Marquis: yeah.

32:36

Aaron Marquis: Okay.

32:37

Adam K: yeah,

32:37

Aaron Marquis: I got

32:37

Adam K: and

32:37

Aaron Marquis: you.

32:38

Adam K: like he kept talking about like,

32:40

Adam K: oh, they got these cool vending

32:42

Adam K: machines here in Thailand and

32:44

Adam K: you get anything you want, you

32:45

Adam K: know?

32:46

Aaron Marquis: Panties.

32:47

Adam K: No, it's like aspirin, condoms, lube.

32:50

Adam K: And I was like, oh, okay.

32:52

Adam K: And then and then they go, they

32:54

Adam K: walk by and he goes, and there's

32:55

Adam K: the condoms.

32:56

Adam K: And he's like, I get it.

32:57

Adam K: You're buying a lot of condoms.

32:59

Adam K: And then they're the dudes interviewing him and he's like,

33:01

Adam K: so what's it like dating here?

33:03

Adam K: And it's like, men don't date in Thailand.

33:06

Adam K: They, they pay.

33:07

Aaron Marquis: They buy.

33:09

Adam K: Um,

33:10

Aaron Marquis: They rent.

33:10

Adam K: but the, the guy he, I feel like he was sort of trapped.

33:16

Adam K: But also this was just just it

33:20

Adam K: was sad to hear, but it was

33:22

Adam K: like, well, you know, I don't

33:23

Adam K: want to offend anyone, but

33:25

Adam K: American women like you have to

33:26

Adam K: go out of your way to like,

33:27

Adam K: prove to them you're not a

33:28

Adam K: creep.

33:29

Adam K: Like, uh, what?

33:32

Adam K: Um,

33:32

Aaron Marquis: It's like

33:32

Adam K: and

33:33

Aaron Marquis: you

33:33

Adam K: he's like,

33:33

Aaron Marquis: just

33:33

Adam K: he's like,

33:33

Aaron Marquis: have

33:33

Adam K: but

33:33

Aaron Marquis: to go

33:34

Adam K: here

33:34

Aaron Marquis: out

33:34

Adam K: they

33:34

Aaron Marquis: of your

33:34

Adam K: just

33:34

Aaron Marquis: way.

33:34

Adam K: trust you. It's like, Jesus Christ.

33:38

Aaron Marquis: This is on YouTube.

33:39

Adam K: Yeah. I'll send you the video.

33:41

Adam K: It's.

33:41

Adam K: I mean, it's way too long.

33:43

Adam K: I was because I was like, oh, I

33:44

Adam K: wonder like how much, you know,

33:46

Adam K: looking at the videos, I'm like,

33:47

Adam K: well, how much is like an Airbnb

33:48

Adam K: or something?

33:49

Adam K: And of course, you know, it's

33:50

Adam K: like you get these like

33:51

Adam K: skyscrapers for eight hundred

33:53

Adam K: dollars a month or something

33:54

Adam K: like that.

33:55

Aaron Marquis: Mhm.

33:55

Adam K: Um, which is insane.

33:56

Adam K: And then the more you watch it,

33:58

Adam K: you're like the guy being

33:58

Adam K: interviewed.

33:59

Adam K: You're like, this guy probably watches a lot of Andrew Tate

34:03

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

34:03

Adam K: is my guess, I don't know.

34:06

Adam K: And then they're like, yeah, what do you do for a job?

34:07

Adam K: And he's like, you know, I own a tech support company and you

34:11

Adam K: know, I play the stock market.

34:12

Adam K: It's of course you do.

34:13

Adam K: Of course you do.

34:15

Aaron Marquis: I traffic women.

34:19

Adam K: Sign up for my course.

34:21

Adam K: My

34:21

Aaron Marquis: Just

34:21

Adam K: tech

34:21

Aaron Marquis: some light

34:22

Adam K: support

34:22

Aaron Marquis: trafficking.

34:22

Adam K: course.

34:23

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

34:26

Adam K: Uh, yeah.

34:27

Adam K: No, it's, uh.

34:28

Adam K: So, yeah, I guess Thailand's, the Florida of Asia is what that

34:33

Adam K: guy was trying to say,

34:35

Aaron Marquis: MM.

34:35

Adam K: which is not

34:38

Aaron Marquis: Where

34:38

Adam K: great.

34:38

Aaron Marquis: was.

34:39

Aaron Marquis: Where was that guy?

34:41

Aaron Marquis: The Austin influencer when he died.

34:44

Adam K: I think

34:44

Aaron Marquis: Was

34:44

Adam K: it was

34:44

Aaron Marquis: he.

34:44

Adam K: maybe Thailand.

34:45

Adam K: Yeah.

34:46

Aaron Marquis: Was he in Thailand?

34:47

Adam K: Uh, some Asia Pacific, maybe the Philippines, I don't know.

34:54

Adam K: Did you type

34:54

Aaron Marquis: Uh.

34:55

Adam K: in loser guy dying?

34:57

Adam K: Is that what you just

34:57

Aaron Marquis: Thailand.

34:57

Adam K: said?

34:59

Aaron Marquis: I think his name was Cameron.

35:02

Adam K: I

35:03

Aaron Marquis: Looks.

35:03

Adam K: have already forgotten.

35:04

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. Dies in Thailand.

35:05

Adam K: Yeah.

35:06

Aaron Marquis: Connor. Murphy.

35:07

Aaron Marquis: That's right.

35:08

Adam K: Okay. Yeah. Okay, so maybe I

35:09

Adam K: don't go to Thailand, is what

35:10

Adam K: you're saying.

35:12

Aaron Marquis: No, you'll be fine.

35:13

Aaron Marquis: Just don't inject gold into your body.

35:16

Adam K: But I want to.

35:18

Adam K: I want to be the perfect man.

35:21

Aaron Marquis: Speaking of, if you look, if you

35:23

Aaron Marquis: want a a a a nice schadenfreude

35:27

Aaron Marquis: moment, you can look at his

35:28

Aaron Marquis: Instagram and see what his jaw

35:31

Aaron Marquis: and his hairline and turned

35:32

Aaron Marquis: into.

35:34

Aaron Marquis: Pretty crazy.

35:36

Adam K: I mean, I, I hear what you're saying, but the man is dead.

35:41

Adam K: I

35:41

Aaron Marquis: When

35:41

Adam K: just.

35:41

Aaron Marquis: you take a break from watching my videos on YouTube promoting

35:45

Aaron Marquis: sound deadening materials and go to this guy's institute.

35:50

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

35:50

Adam K: That leaves me very little time to do anything I want to do.

35:55

Aaron Marquis: Well.

35:55

Adam K: Yeah. Anyway, how's your weight?

35:58

Adam K: Oh, you're not writing anything.

35:59

Adam K: Never mind.

36:02

Aaron Marquis: I mean, I'm

36:02

Adam K: You already

36:02

Aaron Marquis: writing

36:02

Adam K: put it

36:03

Aaron Marquis: things.

36:03

Adam K: out. Never mind, I, I want you to give me blood.

36:07

Adam K: Boy footage.

36:08

Adam K: It's another week.

36:08

Adam K: I'm going to ask you for this, but.

36:10

Aaron Marquis: Yes. And, you know, I, I was

36:13

Aaron Marquis: reminded of it actually this

36:15

Aaron Marquis: morning because the guy who's in

36:18

Aaron Marquis: the video, Kenny, called me this

36:22

Aaron Marquis: morning and

36:23

Adam K: What do you want?

36:24

Aaron Marquis: he just wanted to talk

36:27

Adam K: That's nice.

36:27

Aaron Marquis: about,

36:28

Adam K: What's

36:28

Aaron Marquis: you

36:28

Adam K: that

36:28

Aaron Marquis: know,

36:28

Adam K: like?

36:29

Aaron Marquis: things are, you know, he's he hasn't been living in the city

36:34

Aaron Marquis: for, you know, maybe a few months or something like that.

36:38

Aaron Marquis: And it's hard to meet people.

36:40

Aaron Marquis: And he's expecting a baby in November and he's like figuring

36:45

Aaron Marquis: out all sorts of things.

36:46

Aaron Marquis: And he just wanted to like, talk

36:48

Aaron Marquis: and, and ask for advice on

36:50

Aaron Marquis: things.

36:51

Aaron Marquis: And I don't know.

36:52

Aaron Marquis: We talked for probably forty five minutes.

36:54

Adam K: Have you considered buying police cars?

36:56

Adam K: And moving to Thailand is what

36:58

Aaron Marquis: I,

36:58

Adam K: he'll

36:59

Aaron Marquis: I

36:59

Adam K: take away

36:59

Aaron Marquis: should

36:59

Adam K: from

36:59

Aaron Marquis: front

36:59

Adam K: this conversation.

37:00

Aaron Marquis: him the money for his police car buying, swapping business.

37:03

Adam K: Mhm.

37:04

Aaron Marquis: But, uh, yeah, he's a yeah.

37:06

Aaron Marquis: He's like,

37:08

Adam K: That's

37:08

Aaron Marquis: oh,

37:08

Adam K: nice.

37:09

Aaron Marquis: I forget, I think he's, I think he's twenty two or twenty three.

37:13

Adam K: MM.

37:13

Aaron Marquis: So he was asking me things.

37:15

Aaron Marquis: You know, I don't often hang out

37:17

Aaron Marquis: with twenty two year olds

37:18

Aaron Marquis: anymore.

37:19

Aaron Marquis: So you forget sometimes that, you know, if someone hasn't

37:23

Aaron Marquis: taught you something or you haven't experienced it, you

37:26

Aaron Marquis: don't know it.

37:26

Aaron Marquis: And so he was asking me these questions like, hey, you know,

37:31

Aaron Marquis: what's what's a great, you know, he's like, I don't think it's

37:36

Aaron Marquis: too much info, but he's like building up his, his credit as a

37:40

Aaron Marquis: young adult, you

37:41

Adam K: MM.

37:41

Aaron Marquis: know, and he's like, what do I, what's a good way to, to do that

37:46

Aaron Marquis: without like necessarily going into debt at first, you know,

37:49

Aaron Marquis: with a credit card or something.

37:51

Aaron Marquis: I'm like, well, you could link

37:53

Aaron Marquis: up, you pay bills and stuff,

37:54

Aaron Marquis: right?

37:55

Aaron Marquis: And he's like, yeah.

37:55

Aaron Marquis: And like, you can link that up to Credit Karma or something.

37:59

Aaron Marquis: And then you'll build credit from just making payments on the

38:02

Aaron Marquis: things that you would, you're already making payments on like

38:05

Aaron Marquis: water bills, utilities.

38:06

Aaron Marquis: He's like, that's a thing.

38:07

Aaron Marquis: And I was like, yeah.

38:09

Aaron Marquis: And he's like, okay, you know, just like I'm like, oh, I guess

38:13

Aaron Marquis: I'm passing on some.

38:14

Aaron Marquis: And you would think you'd be like, yeah, duh, it's a thing.

38:16

Aaron Marquis: But it's like, no, you, you can't go into that mindset, that

38:20

Aaron Marquis: boomer mindset of how do you not already know this thing?

38:23

Aaron Marquis: Why

38:23

Adam K: Right?

38:23

Aaron Marquis: aren't you already born with this knowledge?

38:25

Adam K: Yeah. Why?

38:26

Adam K: Don't you know what I know?

38:27

Adam K: Why don't you feel how I feel?

38:28

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

38:29

Adam K: MM.

38:30

Aaron Marquis: And, uh,

38:31

Adam K: Wow. You're someone's father now.

38:32

Aaron Marquis: yeah, I, I didn't realize I was going to be a father this early

38:37

Aaron Marquis: at thirty nine.

38:39

Adam K: Yeah,

38:40

Aaron Marquis: Um.

38:40

Adam K: well, I know this.

38:43

Adam K: You're probably not ready to talk about it, but this kind of

38:46

Adam K: leads into, like, the the thing you're building, right?

38:49

Aaron Marquis: It is,

38:50

Adam K: Yeah.

38:50

Aaron Marquis: it is, uh, it is in, in this, in the way of being able to get,

38:57

Aaron Marquis: uh, trusted knowledge from someone who, who's lived it

39:01

Adam K: Mhm.

39:02

Aaron Marquis: in a, in a way that's not, you know, I mean it if someone was

39:08

Aaron Marquis: telling me that, oh, this thing is almost like the answer to

39:11

Aaron Marquis: people who are sick of AI and don't want to go.

39:14

Aaron Marquis: And I was like, well, I think it's actually the middle ground.

39:16

Aaron Marquis: Like, because you shouldn't be a

39:18

Aaron Marquis: Luddite and be like, AI has no

39:19

Aaron Marquis: purpose.

39:20

Aaron Marquis: Like, no,

39:20

Adam K: MM.

39:21

Aaron Marquis: I think you should be able to have a more rounded view.

39:24

Aaron Marquis: You use AI, but you also use

39:25

Aaron Marquis: this thing and get some trusted

39:29

Aaron Marquis: thoughts from someone who might

39:30

Aaron Marquis: be actually in your community

39:32

Aaron Marquis: that you could actually meet up

39:33

Aaron Marquis: with.

39:33

Aaron Marquis: So yeah, it was it kind of it all tied together.

39:39

Adam K: MM. There's a YouTube channel of

39:43

Adam K: this guy who's, like, should be

39:44

Adam K: everyone's dad.

39:46

Adam K: Uh, I don't know if you've heard of him.

39:48

Adam K: Um. He's just.

39:49

Adam K: He just looks like a normal dude.

39:51

Adam K: Usually

39:52

Aaron Marquis: Is

39:52

Adam K: wears

39:52

Aaron Marquis: it the

39:52

Adam K: like,

39:52

Aaron Marquis: dude?

39:52

Adam K: a blazer.

39:54

Aaron Marquis: Oh, I thought it was the guy that's like, is the dad who

39:58

Aaron Marquis: explains dad things.

39:59

Adam K: No,

39:59

Aaron Marquis: Is that.

40:00

Aaron Marquis: No.

40:01

Adam K: I I'm not sure.

40:02

Adam K: Oh, wait, no, I, uh, dishwasher.

40:05

Adam K: Sorry.

40:06

Adam K: I was asking I was asking the wrong question.

40:09

Adam K: Um, but like I just googled like, how do you, uh, like I, I

40:16

Adam K: was curious about that.

40:17

Adam K: Like in a dishwasher, there's that like part that dips and I

40:20

Adam K: was like, what is this for?

40:21

Adam K: And then I found this video channel and the guy was like,

40:23

Adam K: yeah, you know, you're supposed to put like a little bit of

40:25

Adam K: detergent on there or, you know, some whatever, uh, baking soda

40:29

Adam K: or something like that.

40:29

Adam K: And I was like, oh, I didn't know that.

40:32

Adam K: I mean, he could be wrong.

40:33

Adam K: I probably shouldn't be getting my information from, uh, social

40:37

Adam K: media, but, you know, I can't find the guy.

40:41

Adam K: Maybe his channel got deleted.

40:45

Aaron Marquis: Too bad.

40:46

Aaron Marquis: But yeah, I

40:47

Adam K: Oh,

40:47

Aaron Marquis: mean,

40:47

Adam K: no,

40:47

Aaron Marquis: there

40:47

Adam K: I found

40:47

Aaron Marquis: is

40:47

Adam K: him.

40:47

Aaron Marquis: that.

40:47

Adam K: Okay. It's technology connections.

40:51

Aaron Marquis: All right.

40:52

Adam K: Uh, he's just.

40:53

Adam K: He looks like he looks like your stepdad.

40:57

Adam K: That upon, like, first inspection when your your mom

41:00

Adam K: brings him home, you're like, not this guy, but when you you

41:04

Adam K: sit down and listen to him.

41:05

Adam K: He has a heart of gold and you realize

41:06

Aaron Marquis: Uh.

41:07

Adam K: like he has good intentions.

41:08

Adam K: It's just probably not the best.

41:09

Adam K: Like fashion sense.

41:10

Adam K: And like the the used car carpet

41:14

Adam K: salesman, like slicked back hair

41:15

Adam K: is just like a little off

41:16

Adam K: putting.

41:17

Adam K: But again, you should not judge a book by its cover.

41:20

Adam K: It's what I'm saying.

41:22

Adam K: I mean, you you will.

41:24

Aaron Marquis: My mom mostly was in relationships with Bandidos, so

41:28

Adam K: Okay. Not your mom.

41:29

Aaron Marquis: yeah, they wouldn't, they

41:31

Adam K: The royal

41:31

Aaron Marquis: didn't

41:31

Adam K: mom.

41:32

Aaron Marquis: they wouldn't explain technology to me.

41:34

Aaron Marquis: They'd explain,

41:35

Adam K: Well,

41:35

Aaron Marquis: well,

41:35

Adam K: like how the meth

41:36

Aaron Marquis: human

41:36

Adam K: pipe

41:36

Aaron Marquis: trafficking

41:36

Adam K: works.

41:37

Adam K: Yeah,

41:38

Aaron Marquis: and drugs.

41:39

Adam K: yeah.

41:40

Adam K: You see, you need you need a good BIC lighter.

41:43

Aaron Marquis: And then they usually try in a like reason with me about why

41:49

Aaron Marquis: they had to kill my father

41:51

Adam K: Mhm.

41:52

Aaron Marquis: and how they were going to do it, and that it ultimately, I'd

41:56

Aaron Marquis: be upset at first, but it was for the best.

41:59

Adam K: Aaron,

41:59

Aaron Marquis: Like.

41:59

Adam K: I want to teach you an important lesson on snitching.

42:04

Adam K: Come to the backyard.

42:05

Adam K: I want to show you something.

42:06

Aaron Marquis: Well, the best was when I would tell my dad, like, yeah, there's

42:10

Aaron Marquis: this band, he's gonna kill you.

42:12

Aaron Marquis: He's like, who?

42:14

Aaron Marquis: Who?

42:14

Adam K: Which?

42:14

Aaron Marquis: What's he look like?

42:15

Adam K: Which one of

42:15

Aaron Marquis: You know?

42:15

Adam K: the bandidos.

42:18

Aaron Marquis: And my dad would be like, he wanted Intel on the.

42:23

Adam K: I mean, I would

42:24

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

42:24

Adam K: too, if there was someone putting a hit out on me.

42:27

Adam K: I want to at least know what they look like.

42:29

Adam K: So I could just, you know, be a

42:31

Adam K: little more on edge than I

42:33

Adam K: already am.

42:34

Aaron Marquis: Well, the best is he'd be watching like, you know, I don't

42:37

Aaron Marquis: know, Seinfeld or something.

42:39

Aaron Marquis: And during commercial break, this would come up and he'd ask

42:43

Aaron Marquis: all these, like, pointed questions like preparation.

42:46

Aaron Marquis: And as soon as the show came on, he'd be like, all right.

42:48

Aaron Marquis: Then he'd go back to the show

42:50

Aaron Marquis: like someone threatened his

42:53

Aaron Marquis: life.

42:53

Aaron Marquis: And he's like, I'm gonna get as

42:55

Aaron Marquis: much information about this as I

42:56

Aaron Marquis: can

42:57

Adam K: And

42:57

Aaron Marquis: on

42:57

Adam K: forget

42:58

Aaron Marquis: a

42:58

Adam K: about

42:58

Aaron Marquis: commercial

42:58

Adam K: it.

42:58

Aaron Marquis: break.

43:01

Adam K: Uh, I was thinking of your dad yesterday.

43:04

Adam K: Uh, I was watching the, the

43:08

Adam K: Tucson, Arizona NBC affiliate

43:10

Adam K: station because that was the

43:11

Adam K: only one that was playing the

43:12

Adam K: Dodger game I wanted to watch

43:14

Adam K: yesterday.

43:14

Adam K: And so I had to watch their commercials and their, uh, I

43:18

Adam K: think it was Chili's had an ad like the Dollar Rita is back.

43:22

Adam K: And I was like, yeah, I'm sure

43:24

Adam K: Aaron knows about the dollar

43:25

Adam K: Rita's.

43:26

Aaron Marquis: I think they run different ads in Kyle, Texas.

43:29

Aaron Marquis: It's

43:29

Adam K: Oh.

43:30

Aaron Marquis: the dollar.

43:30

Aaron Marquis: Rita is banned.

43:34

Aaron Marquis: And

43:34

Adam K: Stop

43:34

Aaron Marquis: it's just

43:34

Adam K: asking.

43:34

Aaron Marquis: this it's

43:35

Adam K: Stop eating

43:36

Aaron Marquis: this

43:36

Adam K: all

43:36

Aaron Marquis: CCTV.

43:36

Adam K: this iceberg lettuce.

43:39

Aaron Marquis: It's a CCTV still of of my dad and Hawaiian shirt like.

43:43

Aaron Marquis: And even in the still you can

43:44

Aaron Marquis: tell he's harassing the

43:45

Aaron Marquis: bartender.

43:50

Adam K: I like that it's like a court ordered PSA instead of an ad.

43:53

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

43:54

Adam K: Yeah.

43:55

Aaron Marquis: It's actually the city.

43:56

Aaron Marquis: It's it's clips of the city council making a motion to ban

44:00

Aaron Marquis: Dollar Rita's in the city.

44:04

Adam K: Man. Um, well, this has gone on long enough.

44:10

Adam K: Too long, some would say.

44:12

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

44:13

Adam K: Yeah. Um,

44:14

Aaron Marquis: I'm gonna go do some work.

44:15

Adam K: yeah, I need to, I don't, I, my goal was to have this video.

44:21

Adam K: I'll, I'll, I'll try it.

44:24

Adam K: My, my,

44:24

Aaron Marquis: The mask.

44:25

Adam K: the Mars thing.

44:26

Adam K: Yeah. I get in my own head and I want to just like make it too

44:30

Adam K: long and I shouldn't do that.

44:33

Aaron Marquis: I mean, now you have some

44:34

Aaron Marquis: footage to cut to of mass loaded

44:35

Aaron Marquis: vinyl.

44:36

Adam K: Yeah. That's what I was waiting for

44:38

Aaron Marquis: Yeah,

44:39

Adam K: actually,

44:39

Aaron Marquis: I was,

44:40

Adam K: I.

44:40

Aaron Marquis: I was holding it back until you were almost finished with the

44:44

Aaron Marquis: edit, and then I was gonna show you all of my work.

44:50

Adam K: I just love that you were doing

44:52

Adam K: that while we were writing a

44:53

Adam K: book together and I didn't know

44:54

Adam K: about it.

44:55

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. And I didn't I didn't think to mention it.

44:59

Adam K: I mean, I feel like it could have served as inspiration.

45:04

Adam K: Maybe, but.

45:07

Aaron Marquis: The things that I do that I

45:10

Aaron Marquis: haven't that have no importance

45:11

Aaron Marquis: to me in afterwards like that,

45:14

Aaron Marquis: that other people would might be

45:16

Aaron Marquis: curious.

45:17

Aaron Marquis: Like I, I just have no, I have such an inability to look

45:22

Aaron Marquis: backwards that it sometimes hinders actually, it, it hinders

45:27

Aaron Marquis: what I could do moving forward.

45:29

Aaron Marquis: Like I'm so I have no sense of

45:30

Aaron Marquis: nostalgia or any sort of

45:32

Aaron Marquis: anything.

45:33

Aaron Marquis: And then.

45:34

Adam K: That's not true.

45:34

Adam K: You're just talking about this

45:35

Adam K: weird Weekend at Bernie's car

45:37

Adam K: movie.

45:38

Aaron Marquis: That's different.

45:39

Aaron Marquis: That's history.

45:40

Adam K: Okay.

45:41

Aaron Marquis: Uh, history and nostalgia are separate.

45:44

Aaron Marquis: And I, I think I'm gonna, I

45:45

Aaron Marquis: think I'm gonna watch used cars

45:46

Aaron Marquis: tonight.

45:47

Aaron Marquis: I'll probably eat a weed gummy and get my last bit of rest, uh,

45:52

Aaron Marquis: kill this illness.

45:55

Aaron Marquis: But.

45:57

Adam K: Well, I hope

45:57

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

45:58

Adam K: you and Kurt have fun.

46:00

Aaron Marquis: Well, that's a it's a loaded cast.

46:02

Aaron Marquis: It's Kurt Russell and and, uh, it's mostly Kurt Russell,

46:08

Adam K: I'll.

46:08

Aaron Marquis: but.

46:09

Adam K: I'll watch it on my flight to Singapore.

46:12

Adam K: Uh, Bangkok.

46:14

Adam K: I need to go find the guy who, uh.

46:16

Adam K: Oh, I could go find that place where you try to buy the blood.

46:20

Adam K: The

46:20

Aaron Marquis: Oh,

46:20

Adam K: baby blood?

46:22

Aaron Marquis: okay.

46:22

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

46:23

Adam K: I

46:23

Aaron Marquis: It's,

46:23

Adam K: won't,

46:24

Aaron Marquis: uh,

46:24

Adam K: but I could.

46:25

Aaron Marquis: I think it's Ty rejuvenation clinic or something like that.

46:28

Adam K: I mean,

46:28

Aaron Marquis: I'm

46:28

Adam K: I might

46:28

Aaron Marquis: going

46:28

Adam K: just

46:29

Aaron Marquis: to find

46:29

Adam K: go.

46:29

Aaron Marquis: that they say you just walk in.

46:33

Adam K: You can just walk into whatever you want.

46:35

Aaron Marquis: I guess it is six grand, but

46:37

Adam K: Oh,

46:38

Aaron Marquis: whatever.

46:38

Adam K: six grand or six thousand bots.

46:42

Aaron Marquis: No, they were pretty specific.

46:44

Aaron Marquis: That was in USD that was not in box.

46:47

Adam K: Okay. Because I've been

46:48

Aaron Marquis: Their

46:48

Adam K: looking

46:48

Aaron Marquis: donations

46:48

Adam K: at these rentals.

46:49

Aaron Marquis: to the hospital were in box, but

46:51

Adam K: I

46:51

Aaron Marquis: not.

46:51

Adam K: was looking at these rentals and, you know, sixty zero zero

46:53

Adam K: zero bought a month, you know, to like live in somewhere like

46:57

Adam K: Thailand is like fairly affordable compared to, uh,

47:01

Adam K: anywhere else in the world.

47:02

Adam K: But then you have to live in

47:03

Adam K: Thailand, and you're surrounded

47:04

Adam K: by that weirdo who's constantly

47:07

Adam K: buying condoms from vending

47:09

Adam K: machines.

47:10

Adam K: Yeah.

47:11

Adam K: He's like, dude, you want to hang out?

47:12

Adam K: No, no I don't.

47:15

Adam K: Just let me eat my, uh, Panang curry MP, sir.

47:20

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, I kind of want to walk

47:23

Aaron Marquis: down that red light district

47:25

Aaron Marquis: just to, like, feel like a rock

47:28

Aaron Marquis: star.

47:29

Aaron Marquis: And then about halfway through,

47:30

Aaron Marquis: be like, okay, I'm tired of

47:31

Aaron Marquis: being grabbed.

47:32

Aaron Marquis: Time to walk.

47:33

Aaron Marquis: Walk.

47:34

Adam K: Yeah. I mean, that's like the Amsterdam thing.

47:36

Adam K: You're like, this is gonna be so much fun.

47:38

Adam K: You go there and just you see

47:40

Adam K: the second or third, like West

47:42

Adam K: Indian guy getting kicked out,

47:44

Adam K: being screamed at by, uh, a

47:47

Adam K: Dutch hooker.

47:47

Adam K: And you're just like, okay, well.

47:50

Aaron Marquis: Well, they're mostly Eastern European hookers, but yeah, they

47:53

Adam K: I

47:53

Aaron Marquis: don't

47:53

Adam K: guess,

47:53

Aaron Marquis: grab at you.

47:54

Adam K: no, no, no, I when we went, we

47:56

Adam K: literally saw like a group of

47:57

Adam K: Indian guys getting kicked out

47:59

Adam K: and

47:59

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

48:00

Adam K: they were like, just screaming because I guess the guy wouldn't

48:02

Adam K: pay or I don't know, it was just it felt gross.

48:06

Adam K: Um, and then it rained.

48:08

Adam K: And then it was like, well, time to go, time to go wait this out

48:12

Adam K: inside of a cafe that smells like cigarette smoke.

48:15

Aaron Marquis: I've only seen.

48:16

Aaron Marquis: The funniest thing I saw was just salary men in the most

48:20

Aaron Marquis: like, trope ish moment ever.

48:23

Aaron Marquis: Just giggling in front of a

48:25

Aaron Marquis: window as this woman was just

48:28

Aaron Marquis: like, uh, you know, and it was

48:32

Aaron Marquis: just these salarymen going, oh,

48:34

Aaron Marquis: oh.

48:38

Aaron Marquis: And then they

48:38

Adam K: I'm

48:38

Aaron Marquis: were

48:38

Adam K: not

48:38

Aaron Marquis: there

48:38

Adam K: offended,

48:39

Aaron Marquis: again

48:39

Adam K: but

48:39

Aaron Marquis: at.

48:39

Adam K: I should be

48:40

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

48:40

Adam K: okay.

48:41

Aaron Marquis: And then the same, it must have

48:43

Aaron Marquis: been the same group of

48:43

Aaron Marquis: Salarymen.

48:44

Aaron Marquis: When I was at the Moulin Rouge,

48:46

Aaron Marquis: they just followed me to, to

48:47

Aaron Marquis: France.

48:48

Aaron Marquis: And every woman that walked up the steps as we were waiting in

48:51

Aaron Marquis: line, they assumed with the show just any woman.

48:54

Aaron Marquis: And every time a woman would walk up, they go, oh, yes.

48:59

Aaron Marquis: And the woman would just be like, who are they?

49:01

Aaron Marquis: Like, who are they talking to?

49:03

Adam K: We went to the Moulin Rouge and,

49:06

Adam K: you know, as adults just

49:08

Adam K: watched,

49:08

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

49:08

Adam K: it went okay.

49:09

Adam K: But the couple next to us, the

49:10

Adam K: wife kept, like yelling at her

49:14

Adam K: husband, like, stop looking,

49:15

Adam K: stop looking.

49:16

Aaron Marquis: Wow.

49:17

Adam K: Yeah, that was fun.

49:19

Adam K: And I was like, they're just on roller skates.

49:20

Adam K: Like, come on.

49:22

Adam K: There's nothing really going on here.

49:24

Adam K: It's nothing like the Nicole Kidman movie.

49:27

Aaron Marquis: No.

49:27

Adam K: No, not at all.

49:28

Adam K: It was it was more like a Eurovision than anything.

49:31

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. And. And gay too.

49:34

Aaron Marquis: There's quite a gay element to it in

49:36

Adam K: I said

49:36

Aaron Marquis: my

49:36

Adam K: Eurovision.

49:36

Aaron Marquis: like, yeah, Eurovision, like the lead man who was in it.

49:43

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

49:43

Aaron Marquis: Like opposite the lead woman

49:44

Aaron Marquis: throughout, you know, the

49:46

Aaron Marquis: whatever story they were

49:47

Aaron Marquis: telling.

49:48

Aaron Marquis: Loose semblance of a story throughout history.

49:51

Aaron Marquis: He was so like, you know, I

49:53

Aaron Marquis: mean, theatre, you kind of get

49:55

Aaron Marquis: it.

49:55

Aaron Marquis: You're like, all right, you know, this is where these guys

49:58

Aaron Marquis: land on the on the spectrum of desire and preference.

50:04

Aaron Marquis: But anyway, this guy was so obviously gay that the chemistry

50:08

Aaron Marquis: was so bad between him and this, this woman who I assumed he'd

50:12

Aaron Marquis: been doing the show with for years, you know?

50:15

Aaron Marquis: And it's just like they are not in the same space

50:20

Adam K: Mhm.

50:20

Aaron Marquis: whatsoever.

50:22

Aaron Marquis: He is not enjoying this.

50:23

Adam K: I love when things don't have chemistry.

50:26

Adam K: And

50:27

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

50:27

Adam K: I'm so glad.

50:27

Adam K: Especially when I paid for them.

50:29

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

50:30

Adam K: Yeah.

50:31

Aaron Marquis: It works.

50:31

Aaron Marquis: It was fine.

50:32

Adam K: Okay. Well, as long as it felt like a World Cup halftime show.

50:38

Aaron Marquis: As long as it made me go, oh.

50:42

Adam K: It's like you're not trying to go one hundred.

50:45

Adam K: Like you're.

50:45

Adam K: I can tell you're holding back, but the intention is there.

50:48

Aaron Marquis: No, I'm trying to be exactly

50:50

Adam K: Like you don't want to.

50:51

Aaron Marquis: how they acted.

50:52

Aaron Marquis: Which

50:52

Adam K: Okay.

50:52

Aaron Marquis: is not which is not Breakfast at Tiffany's.

50:55

Adam K: And

50:56

Aaron Marquis: It's

50:56

Adam K: I

50:56

Aaron Marquis: just

50:56

Adam K: could

50:56

Aaron Marquis: straight

50:56

Adam K: feel

50:57

Aaron Marquis: up

50:57

Adam K: you.

50:57

Aaron Marquis: excited.

50:58

Aaron Marquis: Salarymen.

50:59

Adam K: Right. I could just I could, I could hear your like, inner

51:02

Adam K: South Park wanting to come out.

51:03

Adam K: I'm like, we're not.

51:05

Adam K: That's not us.

51:06

Adam K: That's not you.

51:07

Adam K: I'm

51:07

Aaron Marquis: No.

51:07

Adam K: sorry.

51:08

Aaron Marquis: And it wouldn't be true to what I heard.

51:10

Aaron Marquis: What I, what I just what I just the noise I just made was

51:14

Aaron Marquis: exactly how it happened.

51:17

Adam K: And there it shall die.

51:19

Adam K: Well,

51:20

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

51:20

Adam K: thank you for your time today, I appreciate it.

51:22

Adam K: It's been a it's been a wonderful season.

51:25

Adam K: Um, we'll we'll see if the show gets renewed.

51:30

Aaron Marquis: Yeah. What a cliffhanger.

51:32

Aaron Marquis: I'm gonna I'm gonna go drink some honey.

51:37

Adam K: I know that's code for

51:38

Adam K: something, but I don't want to

51:39

Adam K: ask.

51:40

Aaron Marquis: I'm actually.

51:41

Aaron Marquis: I've just been on this car auction site the whole time

51:44

Aaron Marquis: we've been talking,

51:44

Adam K: I

51:44

Aaron Marquis: so

51:44

Adam K: know

51:44

Aaron Marquis: I gotta

51:44

Adam K: I can hear

51:45

Aaron Marquis: go.

51:45

Adam K: you clicking.

51:45

Adam K: I didn't want to say anything.

51:47

Aaron Marquis: I need to go.

51:48

Adam K: You there?

51:49

Adam K: I'm going to send this one

51:51

Adam K: hundred and twenty dollars

51:51

Adam K: mouse.

51:52

Adam K: I need you to buy that silences your clicks and you need that.

51:56

Aaron Marquis: No,

51:56

Adam K: Yes. Or use

51:57

Aaron Marquis: no.

51:58

Adam K: a trackpad or something that's not just the the con.

52:02

Adam K: You sound like an NPR anchor reading today's headlines.

52:06

Aaron Marquis: It's pretty crazy how loudly you can hear their clicks.

52:09

Adam K: Are

52:09

Aaron Marquis: Like,

52:09

Adam K: there

52:09

Aaron Marquis: what the

52:10

Adam K: chair

52:10

Aaron Marquis: fuck,

52:10

Adam K: roll?

52:10

Aaron Marquis: man?

52:11

Adam K: Yeah, because I think they're all work from home.

52:12

Adam K: Are there.

52:12

Aaron Marquis: Yeah, they're.

52:13

Aaron Marquis: Everyone's working from home.

52:14

Adam K: Yeah. And or sometimes like an ad read just starts playing in

52:18

Adam K: the middle of another ad read and like, whatever.

52:19

Adam K: It's publicly funded and we don't have any more money for

52:21

Adam K: Elmo, so fuck off.

52:23

Aaron Marquis: It really takes away from Lakshmi, like what she's saying

52:27

Aaron Marquis: when you just hear that.

52:29

Aaron Marquis: And and then Trump couldn't be, you know, reached for comment

52:33

Aaron Marquis: and then click click.

52:34

Aaron Marquis: And then he just goes like, God

52:36

Adam K: It's

52:36

Aaron Marquis: damn.

52:37

Adam K: almost like she's just.

52:37

Adam K: Yeah, she's reading the front page of Bing News or something.

52:41

Adam K: Like, I don't want to talk about today.

52:44

Adam K: And then, uh, and Giles Snyder sounds like what I imagine a

52:50

Adam K: Giles Snyder would sound like

52:51

Aaron Marquis: Yeah.

52:52

Adam K: I'm Giles Snyder.

52:56

Aaron Marquis: I think as we close out, my

52:59

Aaron Marquis: favorite NPR person is, uh, the

53:04

Aaron Marquis: guy that draws out his name so

53:07

Aaron Marquis: long.

53:08

Aaron Marquis: I'm

53:08

Adam K: Franco.

53:09

Aaron Marquis: Joe Ordonez.

53:11

Adam K: It's Franco. Click click.

53:12

Adam K: Scroll.

53:14

Adam K: Adonias.

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Aaron Marquis: NPR

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Adam K: Yeah,

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Aaron Marquis: news.

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Adam K: I like Rob Stein.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah,

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Adam K: That's my favorite.

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Aaron Marquis: yeah.

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Adam K: Anytime you want to hear about

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Adam K: the Covid vaccine, it's Rob

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Adam K: Stein.

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Adam K: Listen to a lot of NPR.

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Aaron Marquis: Yeah, yeah.

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Aaron Marquis: Let's shut this off.

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Adam K: This is for nobody went from the

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Adam K: World Cup to like the most

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Adam K: pretentious horrible.

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Adam K: I don't know.

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Aaron Marquis: I'm

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Adam K: And.

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Aaron Marquis: Aaron Marquis signing off.

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Aaron Marquis: Nolan.

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Aaron Marquis: Void.

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Adam K: Franco

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Aaron Marquis: Podcast

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Adam K: and

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Aaron Marquis: by.

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Adam K: I.