October 5 2026
S01:E32

October 5 2026

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Episode description

White moose knuckles, smart cars and blood bois.

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0:01

Adam K: I am recording the microphone.

0:03

Adam K: How are you?

0:04

Aaron: Good.

0:05

Adam K: Good. Grizzly man.

0:07

Aaron: I'm alive.

0:08

Adam K: Yeah. How was Yellowstone?

0:12

Aaron: Um, it was good.

0:13

Aaron: It was, uh.

0:15

Aaron: I learned a lot, mostly about

0:19

Aaron: the Chinese, which I didn't

0:21

Aaron: know.

0:21

Aaron: That's what you learn about Yellowstone, but that is.

0:24

Adam K: Everyone knows that.

0:25

Aaron: Yeah. Um, there we encountered this herd of bison.

0:31

Aaron: There are a lot of herds of bison, but this one was in the

0:33

Aaron: middle of the road.

0:34

Aaron: And whenever there are any animal sightings in Yellowstone,

0:37

Aaron: you know it because people pull off the shoulder and they like,

0:40

Aaron: you know, little crowd forms.

0:42

Aaron: And so a lot of times how you kind of find the animals.

0:45

Aaron: Well, this one, the Bisons were just in the middle of the road.

0:48

Aaron: So you had no, you know, thing you could only stop.

0:52

Aaron: So anyway, stop there and admiring this bison.

0:57

Aaron: It's majestic.

0:57

Aaron: Everyone's oohing and aahing and

0:59

Aaron: all of a sudden, this Chinese

1:01

Aaron: man with his phone walks into

1:03

Aaron: the middle of the herd and he's

1:05

Aaron: recording with his phone like in

1:08

Aaron: front of his face, like you

1:09

Aaron: would imagine.

1:10

Aaron: And everyone was just like, oh my God, like, you know, and they

1:14

Aaron: were like little baby bisons around and the big, you know,

1:17

Aaron: like bull bisons.

1:18

Aaron: So they start surrounding him

1:21

Aaron: and huffing and he's just

1:23

Aaron: recording.

1:23

Aaron: And every time one of them

1:24

Aaron: huffs, he spins to the one

1:26

Aaron: that's huffing and records that

1:27

Aaron: one like, like it's a cop or

1:30

Aaron: something.

1:30

Aaron: And he's about to get taken down.

1:32

Aaron: So there's this, uh, some guy in a huge lifted Chevy.

1:36

Aaron: He yells out to the Chinese guy.

1:38

Aaron: He goes, hey, I don't think he likes you doing that.

1:42

Aaron: And the Chinese guy just looked at him like, and he didn't know

1:45

Aaron: what he was saying.

1:46

Aaron: And so he just kept filming.

1:48

Aaron: And so everyone starts filming

1:49

Aaron: the Chinese guy because they're

1:51

Aaron: like, oh, we're gonna see

1:53

Aaron: someone get launched into the

1:54

Aaron: air.

1:55

Aaron: And he just kept filming and filming and, and the bison kept

1:59

Aaron: moving closer and closer and huffing and like, moving their

2:03

Aaron: stomping their paws and stuff.

2:05

Aaron: And then because he was so still and was filming the entire time,

2:08

Aaron: the bison just gave up and the whole herd moved off the road

2:12

Aaron: and left, and he stayed in the middle of the road filming them

2:15

Aaron: as they left.

2:16

Adam K: Wow.

2:16

Aaron: And so I was like, all right.

2:18

Aaron: And then traffic kept moving.

2:20

Aaron: But, um,

2:21

Adam K: Do

2:21

Aaron: very

2:22

Adam K: you

2:22

Aaron: impressed.

2:22

Adam K: think that's a that's just a symptom of social media.

2:26

Adam K: And like, life doesn't feel real anymore because we're just

2:29

Adam K: viewing it through our phones.

2:30

Adam K: So we just feel safe when

2:32

Adam K: insane, dangerous moments like

2:34

Adam K: that happen?

2:34

Adam K: Or have we just always been like that as humans?

2:38

Aaron: No, I well, maybe both, but I imagine it's, it's like the same

2:42

Aaron: thing with a concert.

2:43

Aaron: You know, it's like he's like

2:44

Aaron: looking at this bison through

2:45

Aaron: his phone.

2:46

Aaron: He's like, oh man, I can't wait to see a bison in real life.

2:50

Aaron: And,

2:50

Adam K: Right.

2:51

Aaron: and it's right there.

2:52

Aaron: And, uh, he didn't, I guess,

2:54

Aaron: read the signs about like

2:56

Aaron: probably every ten feet in

2:59

Aaron: Yellowstone.

3:00

Aaron: It says people were killed by bison last year.

3:03

Aaron: Do not approach.

3:04

Aaron: And it says to keep a distance of at least fifty to seventy

3:08

Aaron: five yards from a bison.

3:10

Aaron: And I'll I'll get this video to you.

3:13

Aaron: He is five feet from these bison.

3:16

Aaron: And they surround him and he.

3:19

Aaron: And like his family, was

3:21

Aaron: watching him and I, as soon as

3:22

Aaron: his family.

3:22

Aaron: There's like a a woman with a child looking at him concerned.

3:27

Aaron: But they were like she was

3:28

Aaron: yelling something at him in, in

3:30

Aaron: Mandarin.

3:31

Aaron: And he was like using his other

3:33

Aaron: hand to kind of like wave her

3:34

Aaron: off, be like, stop interrupting

3:35

Aaron: the filming.

3:38

Adam K: Don't

3:38

Aaron: It was.

3:39

Adam K: take this moment from me, woman.

3:40

Aaron: Yeah. And she's like, about to watch her husband be killed.

3:43

Aaron: And he's like, this is going to be great for weeaboo, you know?

3:48

Aaron: Um, but

3:49

Adam K: The government's

3:50

Aaron: yeah,

3:50

Adam K: going to love this footage.

3:51

Aaron: and then I had my own encounter with a moose, which.

3:55

Adam K: Oh, yeah.

3:55

Adam K: Was it a moose?

3:56

Adam K: Bull Moose.

3:56

Adam K: Would you say it was?

3:58

Aaron: So we were going up the trail.

4:01

Aaron: This is like a fifteen mile hike

4:02

Aaron: into the mountains, the Grand

4:03

Aaron: Tetons, Tetons.

4:05

Aaron: And, uh, as we're going up,

4:06

Aaron: we're probably about a half a

4:08

Aaron: mile from the this place called

4:11

Aaron: Lake Solitude.

4:12

Aaron: And we see probably three or four people and they're peering

4:15

Aaron: into this little clearing.

4:17

Aaron: And I was like, oh, what are y'all looking at?

4:19

Aaron: And probably about forty feet away, uh, is this mama moose and

4:24

Aaron: a baby moose?

4:25

Aaron: And they're just like in the grass having a good time.

4:29

Aaron: Enormous.

4:30

Aaron: And I was like, ah.

4:31

Aaron: And I look and I'm like, oh, wait, that's the baby.

4:33

Aaron: And mama.

4:34

Aaron: And I asked them, where's Papa?

4:36

Aaron: And they're just kind of like, they're still there filming with

4:38

Aaron: their phones too.

4:39

Aaron: And they just kind of like shrug.

4:40

Aaron: And I'm like, I tell Mika, I'm like, let's get out of here.

4:44

Aaron: So I go up to Lake Solitude.

4:47

Aaron: Uh, eat there as we're coming back.

4:49

Aaron: You know, this is like late afternoon sunsets and forty and

4:53

Aaron: about an hour, and we've got to get off this trail.

4:56

Aaron: We got a, you know, a lot of

4:58

Aaron: miles to cover through

4:59

Aaron: wilderness.

5:00

Aaron: So but as we're coming back to that spot where the moose were,

5:03

Aaron: I'm like keeping my eyes open because I'm like, any time you

5:07

Aaron: see where an animal was, they probably will be around there

5:11

Aaron: later in the day.

5:12

Aaron: It's just how it is.

5:13

Aaron: So we're coming down the path

5:15

Aaron: and as we turn this corner, the

5:18

Aaron: mama and baby moose are on the

5:20

Aaron: path.

5:21

Aaron: And it's not like it's just

5:23

Aaron: woods and you can go around or

5:25

Aaron: whatever.

5:25

Aaron: It's like we had a mountain behind us, and then we had just

5:29

Aaron: dense forest or off the trail.

5:33

Aaron: So we're like, fuck.

5:34

Aaron: So I'm like, okay, let's go up a

5:37

Aaron: little bit into the into the

5:39

Aaron: rough stuff, you know, like

5:40

Aaron: twenty feet or so and try and

5:42

Aaron: get around them as I move closer

5:45

Aaron: to them and try to go around the

5:47

Aaron: rough stuff.

5:47

Aaron: The baby moose looks up at me and they're probably about ten

5:51

Aaron: or fifteen feet away.

5:52

Aaron: The baby moose looks up and goes, ah!

5:55

Aaron: And then the momma goes, ooh!

5:58

Aaron: And I was like, huh?

5:59

Aaron: And forty feet away, the bull comes up out of the grass.

6:03

Adam K: Uh.

6:04

Aaron: And I don't know if you've ever

6:06

Aaron: seen a bull moose in real life,

6:08

Aaron: I hadn't.

6:09

Aaron: They are very tall

6:10

Adam K: Yeah.

6:10

Aaron: and they're huge.

6:12

Adam K: They make horses look small.

6:13

Aaron: They make horses look very small.

6:16

Aaron: This bull stands up and he looks

6:19

Aaron: at me and he starts hitting his

6:21

Aaron: antlers against the tree and

6:23

Aaron: huffing.

6:24

Aaron: And the baby starts crying more.

6:26

Aaron: And so the bull charges forward.

6:30

Aaron: And so I me, Mika, we haul ass backwards.

6:34

Aaron: I had my bear spray out and we

6:36

Aaron: run, you know, thirty or forty

6:37

Aaron: feet backwards and hide behind a

6:39

Aaron: tree.

6:40

Aaron: And the bull just stands in the middle of the trail waiting for

6:44

Aaron: us while the mama and baby moved up the embankment a little bit

6:48

Aaron: into the foliage.

6:50

Aaron: So he's standing there for like,

6:52

Aaron: I don't know, it's five or ten

6:54

Aaron: minutes.

6:54

Aaron: We're trying to figure out what

6:55

Aaron: to do because the sun's going to

6:56

Aaron: set.

6:57

Aaron: We need to get out of there and there's no other path.

7:00

Aaron: So some, some, uh, two or three

7:02

Aaron: people come up from behind us

7:04

Aaron: and they're, they're like from,

7:06

Aaron: I don't know, it's like Irish

7:08

Aaron: type people.

7:09

Aaron: Um, and they're like, what's going on?

7:12

Aaron: I'm like, well, there's a bull in the path up there and he's

7:15

Aaron: protecting his mom and baby.

7:16

Aaron: And they're like, let's go around.

7:18

Aaron: And I'm like, well, the way to go around is in their little

7:21

Aaron: nesting area over there.

7:23

Aaron: And that's what I'm trying to figure out if we should do that.

7:25

Aaron: And they're like, yeah, that'll be fine.

7:27

Adam K: Oh, boy.

7:28

Aaron: And so I'm like, I let them go a

7:29

Aaron: little bit, maybe twenty feet

7:31

Aaron: away.

7:31

Aaron: And I was like, if the bull comes, they'll get it first.

7:36

Aaron: I'll save them.

7:37

Aaron: You know, obviously I'll drag

7:38

Aaron: their what I can of what's left

7:40

Aaron: of them back, but let them go

7:42

Aaron: forward.

7:44

Aaron: So we charge through this like foliage and stuff and the bulls

7:47

Aaron: huffing and puffing and we go this long way around And then

7:51

Aaron: we're like, oh, we cleared it.

7:53

Aaron: And then we're like, where the fuck is the path?

7:55

Aaron: And so we start trying to figure out, you know, by like the sun

7:59

Aaron: and the river, how to get back onto this trail.

8:02

Aaron: And, uh, yeah, it was, uh, it was a lively.

8:08

Adam K: So the story ends with you trying to find

8:11

Aaron: I

8:11

Adam K: your

8:11

Aaron: was

8:11

Adam K: way

8:11

Aaron: killed.

8:11

Adam K: back.

8:13

Adam K: You, the Irish people were gone.

8:15

Adam K: Just potatoes and Jameson leftover.

8:19

Aaron: The story ends with me trying to

8:21

Aaron: clean out my shorts later that

8:22

Aaron: night.

8:23

Aaron: But

8:24

Adam K: It's.

8:24

Aaron: yeah, it.

8:25

Adam K: So you found your way back, I assume.

8:27

Aaron: He did,

8:28

Adam K: Okay.

8:28

Aaron: and, uh, had to rush.

8:30

Aaron: And now my calf is very beat up and my foot is very beat up and

8:36

Adam K: Yeah.

8:37

Aaron: feeling old.

8:38

Aaron: But it was good.

8:38

Aaron: I saw a grizzly bear.

8:40

Adam K: Damn. Wow.

8:41

Aaron: Yeah.

8:42

Adam K: You. You are making me want to go to Wyoming and never go to

8:45

Adam K: Wyoming or go to Yellowstone.

8:47

Aaron: Oh, no. We gotta go.

8:48

Aaron: I already figured out the

8:49

Aaron: motorcycle trip and where we're

8:50

Aaron: going to stay and all this

8:51

Aaron: stuff.

8:51

Aaron: I'll have to share

8:52

Adam K: Are

8:52

Aaron: that

8:52

Adam K: we?

8:52

Aaron: with

8:52

Adam K: Are we

8:52

Aaron: you.

8:52

Adam K: doing this for your fortieth instead of mine?

8:56

Aaron: Uh, well, unless you have a time

8:57

Aaron: machine, we're not doing it for

8:58

Aaron: yours, so.

9:00

Adam K: It

9:00

Aaron: Piece of shit.

9:01

Adam K: I can I can live in different like I in my head.

9:07

Adam K: I'm still forty.

9:09

Aaron: You sound like a drunk like LA housewife.

9:12

Adam K: I think I think I'm getting sick, but yes.

9:16

Adam K: Uh.

9:16

Aaron: You know, in my head, I'm still forty.

9:19

Adam K: You know.

9:19

Aaron: And really, if you count the

9:21

Aaron: average of my different body

9:23

Aaron: parts.

9:24

Aaron: Uh, my tits are ten years old.

9:28

Adam K: Look.

9:28

Aaron: My face is five.

9:30

Aaron: So really, I'm twenty one.

9:33

Adam K: Physically, I'm an even forty seven, but mentally I'm still

9:39

Adam K: like twenty five.

9:41

Aaron: That's generous.

9:43

Adam K: Um, I'm

9:43

Aaron: Anyway,

9:43

Adam K: like a.

9:44

Aaron: the motorcycle trip.

9:45

Aaron: I know we're going to stay.

9:47

Aaron: It's going to be Yellowstone, uh, in for part of it.

9:51

Aaron: Jackson Lake in for part of it.

9:54

Aaron: And, uh, yeah, we're going to go

9:56

Aaron: between Yellowstone and the

9:57

Aaron: Grand Tetons.

9:59

Aaron: And the roads are nice and it's, uh, beautiful.

10:02

Aaron: And because when there is

10:05

Aaron: traffic that backs up because

10:07

Aaron: they're like looking at things,

10:08

Aaron: we can lane split and go around

10:11

Aaron: it.

10:11

Adam K: It's. It's allowed there.

10:13

Aaron: I don't know, but that's

10:14

Adam K: Oh,

10:14

Aaron: what we'll do.

10:16

Adam K: I know that's something you have to be on the lookout for when

10:19

Adam K: doing road trips.

10:20

Adam K: When crossing state lines, people will go from LA to Vegas,

10:24

Adam K: and as soon as you cross the line, they'll lane split and

10:26

Adam K: they'll get pulled over because I can't do that here.

10:29

Adam K: Um,

10:29

Aaron: Oh, yeah.

10:29

Adam K: which is such a stupid way to get pulled over, uh, especially

10:33

Adam K: to get pulled over by a car because theoretically you should

10:37

Adam K: be able to get away.

10:38

Aaron: Yeah, yeah.

10:39

Aaron: I've seen a lot of good chases

10:41

Aaron: with motorcycles and cars that

10:42

Aaron: end well.

10:43

Adam K: They always end well.

10:44

Adam K: And what's great is they have no way of recording you or tracking

10:50

Adam K: your license plate or finding out who you are.

10:53

Aaron: Yeah, right.

10:54

Aaron: I told you before, but my

10:56

Aaron: motorcycle instructor, you know,

10:59

Aaron: he'd start every lesson with,

11:00

Aaron: like, a hip story from his

11:03

Aaron: rebellious youth.

11:04

Aaron: And it always started with him running from the police and how

11:08

Aaron: he would how he'd juke them and go, you know, and hide under

11:13

Aaron: some overpass or in some neighborhood while the

11:15

Aaron: helicopter came out and stuff.

11:16

Aaron: And he's like, all right, now

11:17

Aaron: we're going to talk about

11:18

Aaron: signaling.

11:20

Aaron: You're like, okay.

11:22

Adam K: Can't do that anymore.

11:23

Adam K: I mean, they caught Luigi with a McDonald's kiosk camera.

11:28

Aaron: Yeah.

11:28

Adam K: You know, that's plugged into

11:29

Adam K: Palantir's flock network or

11:32

Adam K: whatever.

11:33

Adam K: Just it's just not worth it to break the law anymore.

11:37

Adam K: Big brother one just watch TikTok and call it a day.

11:41

Aaron: Now

11:41

Adam K: So.

11:41

Aaron: I always see, I see it from like the past is prologue Right now,

11:47

Aaron: we can break laws in ways that you won't be able to in twenty

11:51

Aaron: years, and people in twenty years will be like God.

11:52

Aaron: You remember when you could just like go across a state line and

11:57

Aaron: you, you know, and no one would know and blah, blah, blah.

12:00

Aaron: Like that's what you'll be

12:01

Aaron: yearning for the crimes we can

12:03

Aaron: commit now.

12:03

Aaron: So do

12:04

Adam K: What

12:05

Aaron: it while

12:05

Adam K: what

12:05

Aaron: you can.

12:05

Adam K: what crime can you commit?

12:07

Adam K: I mean, you can't even like, you know, do the play dumb and be

12:11

Adam K: like, oh, I didn't know.

12:12

Adam K: I didn't scan the avocados when I was doing self-checkout.

12:17

Adam K: Oops.

12:17

Adam K: They like a camera replay shows you not scanning it.

12:21

Aaron: I'd say probably, you know, if

12:24

Aaron: you're having a, you know, a

12:25

Aaron: nice, a little beer and driving

12:27

Aaron: around, I think eventually, uh,

12:30

Aaron: with cameras and cars, you're

12:32

Aaron: not even going to be able to do

12:33

Aaron: that.

12:36

Aaron: Hello?

12:37

Adam K: You're talking about driving drunk.

12:39

Aaron: Uh, no. I say in theory,

12:41

Adam K: Oh,

12:41

Aaron: you couldn't do that.

12:42

Aaron: Um,

12:43

Adam K: I

12:43

Aaron: but

12:43

Adam K: don't know.

12:44

Aaron: that's not a good example.

12:45

Aaron: Uh, there, uh, I'll think of some examples later because you

12:49

Aaron: don't, you know, you don't obviously want to give up the

12:53

Aaron: farm and, and say what crimes you can commit, um, in

12:58

Adam K: I guess

12:59

Aaron: a recording.

12:59

Adam K: I still do.

12:59

Aaron: But

12:59

Adam K: Thought crime for now.

13:01

Aaron: yeah, that's another thing.

13:03

Aaron: Yeah. You can think about committing crimes.

13:04

Adam K: MM. I can just go into my my little mind palace and think of

13:08

Adam K: all the the buildings I want to spray paint and, uh, all the

13:13

Adam K: parking I don't want to pay for.

13:15

Aaron: Mhm.

13:16

Adam K: I mean, yeah, you're just it's was it the the USPS trucks now

13:20

Adam K: have cameras on it.

13:21

Adam K: There's going to be Amazon drones everywhere.

13:24

Adam K: There's a flock camera in your toilet.

13:26

Adam K: Like you just you can't

13:28

Aaron: It'll

13:28

Adam K: do

13:28

Aaron: be

13:28

Adam K: anything.

13:28

Aaron: harder to cheat on your taxes.

13:31

Aaron: I that's in one

13:32

Adam K: That's

13:32

Aaron: like.

13:33

Adam K: always been like impossible though.

13:35

Adam K: They know.

13:35

Adam K: They know everything.

13:36

Aaron: No, no, they don't,

13:39

Adam K: Okay.

13:39

Aaron: they don't.

13:41

Aaron: Um, and ignore my dad's arrests.

13:44

Aaron: I'm talking about myself here.

13:47

Adam K: I mean, you just.

13:48

Adam K: The best way to cheat on your taxes is to be rich.

13:53

Aaron: Yeah. Well,

13:54

Adam K: That's

13:54

Aaron: yes.

13:54

Adam K: really it.

13:55

Adam K: Yeah, that's that's the cheat code.

13:58

Adam K: It's.

13:59

Adam K: I make so much money I don't have to pay anymore,

14:02

Aaron: My

14:02

Adam K: I.

14:02

Aaron: buddy Andrew is a a a IRS marshal.

14:06

Aaron: He,

14:06

Adam K: MM.

14:06

Aaron: like, carries a gun and stuff, and

14:08

Adam K: Okay.

14:09

Aaron: he always like he's he.

14:12

Aaron: His division is for white collar tax evaders and stuff.

14:16

Aaron: And he's always like, yeah, it's funny whenever, you know,

14:20

Aaron: conservatives rail against funding for the IRS because when

14:24

Aaron: they cut IRS funding, it means we just have to focus on non

14:28

Aaron: white collar people.

14:30

Aaron: And we just have to focus on the, on auditing the, the types

14:33

Aaron: of people who want IRS defunded.

14:36

Aaron: So.

14:36

Adam K: Right.

14:37

Adam K: The guy making thirty thousand dollars a year.

14:39

Aaron: Yeah.

14:40

Adam K: Yeah.

14:40

Aaron: Who, who claims his bathroom as an office.

14:45

Aaron: He's

14:45

Adam K: I

14:45

Aaron: like,

14:45

Adam K: guess

14:45

Aaron: I spend

14:46

Adam K: I could.

14:46

Aaron: two hours in there a day thinking.

14:48

Adam K: Yeah. Well, I'm working on my my tax write off right now.

14:52

Adam K: I'm building a little home theater PC.

14:54

Adam K: And because usually they always ask like, did you, you know, buy

14:58

Adam K: a new computer this year?

14:59

Adam K: And it's like, technically yes.

15:01

Aaron: Mhm.

15:01

Adam K: Uh, the

15:02

Aaron: See,

15:02

Adam K: part.

15:02

Aaron: look,

15:03

Adam K: Yeah.

15:03

Aaron: it'll be harder to do what you're.

15:05

Aaron: I assume what you're doing in the future.

15:09

Adam K: Uh, I'm just trying to I've, I've had an Xbox in my living

15:13

Adam K: room since pre pandemic and it's been turned on three times.

15:17

Adam K: It's basically a glorified Blu ray player, except.

15:21

Aaron: It's the original or three sixty or something.

15:23

Adam K: Uh, it's a one.

15:25

Adam K: I mean, tell me if this makes

15:26

Adam K: any if this means anything to

15:27

Adam K: you.

15:28

Adam K: It's an Xbox One Series S.

15:32

Aaron: Uh, was there a series A through R?

15:35

Adam K: Wait, is that right?

15:37

Adam K: I don't know, maybe it's a series X, not an S because

15:42

Aaron: Okay.

15:43

Adam K: I forget.

15:44

Adam K: I I.

15:45

Aaron: Is that the one that came with Mountain Dew?

15:47

Adam K: They all come with Mountain Dew.

15:49

Adam K: This

15:49

Aaron: Oh.

15:49

Adam K: one has a Gears of War logo on it.

15:51

Adam K: It's very heavy and it's fallen a couple times, but it makes a

15:55

Adam K: dumb noise when you turn it on.

15:57

Adam K: Uh, I just, I haven't.

16:00

Aaron: I bet if you open that thing up, there's just some weight in it.

16:04

Adam K: MM. It might just be a. Actually, that's not a bad idea.

16:08

Adam K: I can maybe shuck the hard drive

16:09

Adam K: out of it, get some use out of

16:11

Adam K: it.

16:11

Aaron: Yeah. Isn't it just a regular hard drive?

16:13

Adam K: Might be a terabyte, but yeah.

16:15

Adam K: Yeah.

16:15

Adam K: It's probably like a three point five like standard.

16:17

Adam K: I don't know.

16:19

Adam K: Unnecessary for what I'm doing.

16:22

Adam K: I'm just I gutted my my Johns bonus, which is this you you saw

16:28

Adam K: it at one time.

16:29

Adam K: Just this giant computer with like a wood plate on the side.

16:32

Aaron: Uh. Huh.

16:33

Adam K: And I'm putting it into a mini PC.

16:35

Adam K: Except I'm using parts from twenty twenty, essentially.

16:39

Adam K: So I have to buy a mini motherboard that fits with that

16:44

Adam K: Intel chip, and the only place I can really find them is China.

16:48

Adam K: And I got a message from them

16:49

Adam K: this morning being like, it

16:50

Adam K: works.

16:50

Adam K: We're sending it to you.

16:51

Adam K: It'll be here in a month.

16:52

Aaron: Uh,

16:53

Adam K: Yeah.

16:53

Aaron: if it gets here.

16:55

Adam K: Uh it should.

16:58

Adam K: I've gotten a plenty of TMU orders.

17:01

Adam K: Either way, that's going to be

17:03

Adam K: my tax write off, and I hope I

17:04

Adam K: can also say the time lost that

17:07

Adam K: I've had for a computer I don't

17:09

Adam K: really need.

17:11

Aaron: Yeah. No, it should be fine.

17:13

Adam K: HMM.

17:13

Aaron: Um. Uh, yeah.

17:16

Aaron: You'll be seeing my friend Andrew soon.

17:20

Adam K: Let's see that.

17:21

Adam K: PC no, no, no, this doesn't qualify.

17:24

Adam K: This is far too sad to be a new PC.

17:27

Aaron: They just shoot it.

17:28

Aaron: That's what they do.

17:30

Adam K: Let's put this Frankenstein garbage out of its misery.

17:34

Adam K: You should have been here last

17:35

Adam K: week, Duff and I, all we talked

17:36

Adam K: about was Linux, and it was

17:38

Adam K: enthralling.

17:40

Aaron: God, he's done that to me.

17:42

Aaron: And I just walk out of the room and

17:46

Adam K: Mentally

17:47

Aaron: I'm like, I gotta

17:47

Adam K: and

17:47

Aaron: go to

17:47

Adam K: physically.

17:47

Aaron: the bathroom.

17:48

Adam K: Yeah.

17:48

Aaron: And then I my start my car and I drive off.

17:52

Adam K: How did you guys become friends?

17:54

Adam K: You're so different.

17:56

Aaron: But that's, there's bonding in the differences.

17:58

Aaron: To be fair, I think Duff, his,

18:02

Aaron: um, his brain chemistry has

18:04

Aaron: changed over the last twenty

18:05

Aaron: years.

18:06

Aaron: Like, you know, he's, he's got into Linux and libertarianism

18:11

Aaron: and all these things.

18:12

Aaron: I assume it's from living in

18:13

Aaron: Houston too long and, and

18:15

Aaron: chemicals.

18:16

Aaron: Um, but he's got a heart of gold and he's a good man.

18:21

Adam K: Yeah.

18:21

Aaron: And, uh, you know, I can call on him and he'll show up every time

18:27

Aaron: like he did last week.

18:28

Aaron: Except I didn't call him.

18:29

Aaron: You called him?

18:30

Adam K: That's true.

18:31

Adam K: And he, we we learned a valuable

18:33

Adam K: lesson about time zones and

18:36

Adam K: Microphones and everything in

18:38

Adam K: between.

18:39

Adam K: And fatherhood.

18:40

Aaron: Oh, yeah.

18:41

Adam K: Yeah.

18:41

Aaron: Yeah. He's got a baby that, um.

18:45

Aaron: Yeah, it'll respect him now, but, you know, in twelve years I

18:52

Aaron: can just, uh.

18:54

Aaron: And his wife is is going is

18:55

Aaron: great, but she's going to make

18:57

Aaron: sure that that baby has like

18:58

Aaron: solid fundamentals and all these

19:00

Aaron: things.

19:01

Aaron: So I told Duff was like, be prepared in about twelve years

19:05

Aaron: for a child to look at you and go, who are you?

19:09

Aaron: You're not my father.

19:12

Aaron: And, uh, you know, and don't

19:14

Aaron: take it personally, is what I

19:15

Aaron: told him.

19:16

Adam K: Every father's dream.

19:18

Adam K: Um, so this motorcycle trip, because

19:22

Aaron: Yeah.

19:23

Adam K: I, I talked to him about that.

19:24

Adam K: How?

19:24

Adam K: Because he was on it was my, my short list, which was actually

19:27

Adam K: just you and dove because you had told me he had ridden bikes

19:31

Adam K: of the past.

19:32

Adam K: Um, for this Wyoming trip you want to do?

19:38

Adam K: How?

19:38

Adam K: How many people deep do you want this?

19:41

Adam K: You want

19:41

Aaron: I

19:42

Adam K: a

19:42

Aaron: mean,

19:42

Adam K: gang or you

19:42

Aaron: a

19:42

Adam K: want to keep

19:43

Aaron: gang

19:43

Adam K: it to.

19:43

Aaron: would be amazing.

19:44

Adam K: Yeah.

19:44

Aaron: The gangs I saw were fucking

19:47

Aaron: pussies when I was their leather

19:50

Aaron: jackets and big Harleys and

19:52

Aaron: stuff like.

19:53

Aaron: No, no, we'll be on ktms wearing thongs.

19:57

Aaron: We'll be a real gang.

19:59

Adam K: Cfmoto is the hot one right now.

20:02

Adam K: That's

20:02

Aaron: We'll

20:02

Adam K: the.

20:02

Aaron: be on Moto Guzzi with gimp suits.

20:05

Adam K: Going to be on my Royal Enfield.

20:08

Adam K: Uh,

20:08

Aaron: Yeah.

20:08

Adam K: well, because my thought was, of course, trying to be practical.

20:12

Adam K: It's like, well, yeah, I'll just ride a bike out there.

20:14

Adam K: That's stupid.

20:16

Aaron: Yeah.

20:16

Adam K: Uh, it makes more sense to fly in with the millions of dollars.

20:20

Adam K: I have

20:20

Aaron: Yeah.

20:21

Adam K: to buy a flight and then rent a motorcycle there.

20:24

Adam K: And so I looked around.

20:26

Adam K: There's only two places you could rent.

20:27

Adam K: So one place is all Harley's.

20:31

Adam K: That's all you can rent.

20:32

Adam K: Which is fine, if that's what you want to do.

20:35

Adam K: I support your decisions in life.

20:37

Adam K: And the other one only has like, it's not even an Africa twin.

20:40

Adam K: It's it, it was a I think it's

20:42

Adam K: like a KTM something or another

20:44

Adam K: cfmoto off road bike and then

20:46

Adam K: another adventure bike and that

20:48

Adam K: was it.

20:48

Adam K: They only have two.

20:49

Adam K: So that's kind of like what you're limited to.

20:51

Adam K: Unless I'm just I got to look beyond Google, maybe use their

20:56

Adam K: local yellow pages or something.

20:57

Aaron: There, there's a second option or third.

21:01

Aaron: I don't know what number we're

21:02

Aaron: on, but you could trailer a

21:06

Aaron: couple bikes, drive up to

21:07

Aaron: Wyoming.

21:08

Aaron: Takes two days, three days, however long it takes.

21:11

Aaron: Um, and you bring your own bikes.

21:13

Adam K: Yeah.

21:13

Aaron: Not necessarily bikes you own,

21:15

Aaron: but you could rent the I mean,

21:16

Aaron: it's another four days of

21:18

Aaron: rental, but renting bikes isn't

21:19

Aaron: crazy expensive,

21:21

Adam K: Yeah.

21:21

Aaron: but that way you could open up your options and you could have

21:25

Aaron: a BMW with saddlebags, you

21:27

Adam K: Mhm.

21:27

Aaron: know, or something like that, as

21:28

Aaron: opposed to their fucking junk up

21:30

Aaron: there.

21:30

Aaron: But

21:30

Adam K: What is it like a GPS or whatever

21:32

Aaron: yeah,

21:32

Adam K: Something.

21:32

Aaron: I'm not riding a Harley, so.

21:35

Adam K: Nor should you.

21:36

Aaron: Yeah.

21:36

Adam K: Yeah. Um, I told this to Duff

21:38

Adam K: last week, but I went to a

21:39

Adam K: Harley dealership to try to sell

21:42

Adam K: my bike, and they very, very low

21:45

Adam K: balled me as they do, um, citing

21:49

Adam K: that they would need to put new

21:50

Adam K: tires on.

21:50

Adam K: I was like, oh, shit, do I need new tires?

21:52

Adam K: And said, oh no, we would just put new ones on.

21:55

Adam K: But

21:55

Aaron: Okay.

21:56

Adam K: okay, so you

21:57

Aaron: They're

21:58

Adam K: don't.

21:58

Aaron: doing that too, because, like, they know they can't sell it.

22:03

Adam K: I look, I there's a guy who I

22:05

Adam K: think works for Ice who messaged

22:07

Adam K: me, I got one potential scammer

22:09

Adam K: on

22:10

Aaron: Oh, no, I'm

22:10

Adam K: on

22:10

Aaron: not saying

22:10

Adam K: cycle

22:10

Aaron: your bike

22:11

Adam K: trader.

22:11

Aaron: is bad.

22:11

Aaron: I'm saying Harley, they're.

22:13

Aaron: No one's going Harley dealership to go buy your bike.

22:17

Adam K: Potentially. Well, because I

22:18

Adam K: went there to test ride a

22:19

Adam K: Indian.

22:20

Adam K: FTR.

22:21

Aaron: Oh, they have other things besides Harley's.

22:23

Adam K: That's why I went there.

22:24

Adam K: Well,

22:24

Aaron: Okay.

22:25

Adam K: part first it was, well, it's a local dealer.

22:27

Adam K: Let's see what they'll they'll give me.

22:29

Adam K: They have to look at it.

22:29

Adam K: I'm like, well, while I'm here too, I'll, I'll test NFT and it

22:33

Adam K: is a fun bike.

22:34

Adam K: I if you are looking, I highly recommend you.

22:39

Adam K: You give it a test drive if you can.

22:41

Adam K: They're not making them anymore.

22:43

Adam K: Unfortunately, they discontinued in twenty twenty four, but it is

22:47

Adam K: a it's an Indian street bike

22:50

Aaron: Yeah.

22:51

Adam K: and it's so nice.

22:53

Adam K: It's so much more fun than a

22:54

Aaron: Isn't

22:54

Adam K: cruiser.

22:54

Aaron: it like twelve grand or how much is it?

22:57

Adam K: Uh, you can get a used one for like nine.

23:00

Aaron: See, I'm still can't wrap my head around.

23:02

Aaron: I'm feeling old.

23:03

Aaron: But to me, a motorcycle is

23:05

Adam K: Two thousand

23:06

Aaron: two

23:06

Adam K: dollars.

23:06

Aaron: thousand dollars.

23:07

Adam K: Yeah.

23:08

Aaron: If you buy a motorcycle, it's two thousand dollars, and you

23:11

Aaron: drive it for five thousand or ten thousand miles and then

23:13

Aaron: throw it away, or you leave it in the yard.

23:17

Adam K: I feel you.

23:18

Adam K: I just those still exist in some places,

23:23

Aaron: But they're

23:23

Adam K: but

23:23

Aaron: not a bike I

23:24

Adam K: no,

23:24

Aaron: want.

23:25

Adam K: they're not.

23:26

Adam K: Uh, no, there's a cfmoto.

23:27

Adam K: I forget the number associated with it, but it is a street bike

23:31

Adam K: that's apparently, uh, taking over the world.

23:36

Adam K: It's, uh, just check out their website.

23:38

Adam K: They have like a actually, no, maybe it's like eight grand.

23:43

Adam K: Uh, but I know you're more into the, the ninjas and the.

23:48

Aaron: Now I'll write whatever.

23:49

Aaron: But I mean, yeah, I'm looking because I can't.

23:53

Aaron: I only have space to fit a new

23:55

Aaron: vehicle that is two wheels right

23:57

Aaron: now.

23:57

Adam K: Mhm.

23:58

Aaron: Uh, even though I am, I'm, I'm

23:59

Aaron: bidding on eBay on a, on a

24:01

Aaron: Porsche.

24:02

Aaron: But if I win, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

24:05

Aaron: So I am looking for a motorcycle.

24:07

Adam K: Yeah.

24:07

Aaron: And I've told some, some very concerned parties about this.

24:12

Aaron: And they were like, you wouldn't really ride one.

24:14

Aaron: I'm like, I rode one for a long time.

24:16

Adam K: Mhm.

24:16

Aaron: Uh.

24:17

Adam K: It was a joke then that you were going to kill yourself.

24:20

Aaron: Yeah, it was a great

24:21

Adam K: Yeah,

24:21

Aaron: joke.

24:21

Adam K: yeah.

24:22

Aaron: Um, the only negative encounter I had was when that Papa John's

24:26

Aaron: pizza driver in a smart car tried to kill me.

24:29

Aaron: Uh, which is the.

24:31

Aaron: That would have been the saddest way to fucking die.

24:33

Aaron: It's like, oh, my God, what happens?

24:35

Aaron: Like, uh, pizza delivery guy and a toy car ran him over.

24:42

Adam K: Oh, wait, so a smart car, one of those little.

24:46

Aaron: Yeah, it's like a butt plug with wheels.

24:47

Adam K: Yeah, the little, uh, two door.

24:50

Adam K: Ooh.

24:51

Aaron: Yeah. He came zooming across a gas station parking lot.

24:56

Aaron: As I was pulling in.

24:57

Aaron: He was going full speed, and he slammed the brakes so hard

25:01

Aaron: because I glanced off the side of it, and he slammed the brakes

25:04

Aaron: so hard that the Papa John's thing flew off the roof.

25:09

Aaron: And then I. I went because he was in the wrong, obviously,

25:13

Adam K: Ah!

25:13

Aaron: because I'm talking to you.

25:15

Aaron: Uh, and I took my helmet and I

25:17

Aaron: hit it to the side glass and it

25:20

Aaron: didn't break, which I was

25:21

Aaron: disappointed.

25:22

Aaron: And I was like, good on smart car.

25:24

Aaron: But, uh, he was pretty disturbed.

25:26

Aaron: So I just, I just picked up the car and turned it around so it'd

25:30

Aaron: be a pain in the ass for him.

25:31

Aaron: And then I drove off.

25:32

Aaron: But.

25:34

Adam K: I feel like I don't see those cars that much anymore.

25:37

Aaron: They're really bad.

25:38

Adam K: They,

25:39

Aaron: That's

25:39

Adam K: they,

25:39

Aaron: why.

25:39

Adam K: so they I'm.

25:41

Adam K: I know nothing about them.

25:42

Adam K: Did they go out of business or.

25:43

Aaron: There may be, I think, a subsidiary of Mercedes there.

25:46

Aaron: The smart Fortwo.

25:48

Adam K: Okay.

25:48

Aaron: And, uh, they were just junk and bad.

25:53

Aaron: And they, you know, in America, you can't drive them because you

25:58

Aaron: will be killed like you, you know, there's going to be a

26:02

Aaron: Chevy lifted Chevy three thousand five hundred driven

26:05

Adam K: I won't see you.

26:05

Aaron: by like a Dallas, you know, housewife.

26:08

Aaron: And she's going to feel this

26:09

Aaron: little bump on her way home from

26:11

Aaron: the, you know, the cosmetic

26:13

Aaron: dermatologist.

26:14

Aaron: And she's going to pull in her garage and be like, oh, there's

26:18

Aaron: a car stuck in my grill.

26:20

Aaron: And what's this red streak that goes under me?

26:23

Aaron: Whatever.

26:23

Aaron: And

26:23

Adam K: What's.

26:23

Aaron: then

26:24

Adam K: What's

26:24

Aaron: that's

26:24

Adam K: this

26:24

Aaron: it.

26:24

Adam K: sexless creature,

26:26

Aaron: Yeah.

26:27

Adam K: this genderless

26:27

Aaron: Um,

26:28

Adam K: bag of flesh.

26:29

Aaron: so then they tried the thing

26:31

Aaron: that the, the Jaguar route of

26:33

Aaron: like getting in with the Zipcar

26:35

Aaron: and stuff.

26:36

Adam K: Oh, yeah.

26:37

Aaron: And

26:37

Adam K: Zipcar.

26:37

Aaron: so you could rent them in Austin for a little bit, which was fun

26:41

Aaron: because you just get in them and tear ass around the city and

26:44

Aaron: leave them in lawns and stuff.

26:46

Aaron: But then they got smart and implementing, they implemented

26:50

Aaron: this like rating system.

26:52

Aaron: That's almost similar to how an

26:54

Aaron: insurance company can plug into

26:55

Aaron: your Obd2, Obd2 computer and

26:58

Aaron: know like your acceleration,

26:59

Aaron: you're breaking all this other

27:00

Aaron: stuff.

27:01

Aaron: So they implemented a system like that with a score rating of

27:04

Aaron: zero to one hundred.

27:06

Aaron: And, uh, I didn't know about it,

27:07

Aaron: so I hopped in the car and start

27:09

Aaron: terrorizing around like I

27:10

Aaron: normally do.

27:10

Aaron: I do a couple rides, and on the third ride, I try and get in the

27:14

Aaron: car and it goes, Aaron, your account has been suspended.

27:17

Aaron: I'm like, what the fuck?

27:18

Aaron: And it's like, you have a zero rating.

27:21

Aaron: And so I messaged them like,

27:22

Aaron: hey, what's the deal with this

27:23

Aaron: thing?

27:23

Aaron: You know, my accounts locked.

27:25

Aaron: And they're like, well, judge on

27:27

Aaron: your acceleration, your

27:28

Aaron: excessive speeding, how you

27:30

Aaron: brake, where you turn and where

27:32

Aaron: you've left the car multiple

27:34

Aaron: times, your account is

27:35

Aaron: suspended.

27:36

Aaron: I'm like, well, fuck this, I don't need this.

27:38

Aaron: And then I really wanted to have it for a while.

27:41

Aaron: And then it just

27:42

Adam K: Yeah,

27:42

Aaron: kind of was replaced by other stuff,

27:43

Adam K: I'm

27:43

Aaron: but.

27:44

Adam K: looking at it right now.

27:45

Adam K: So these, these smart EQS is, are the, the smart fortwo I

27:49

Adam K: guess they were called.

27:50

Aaron: Smart for two.

27:51

Aaron: Yeah.

27:51

Adam K: Yeah. They're as of twenty twenty four still going.

27:55

Adam K: Um, but yeah, also known as a marquee.

27:58

Adam K: Funny enough.

27:59

Aaron: Yeah.

28:00

Adam K: Yeah.

28:00

Aaron: It's they're terrifying because if you go, I mean, any anything

28:04

Aaron: over twenty miles an hour is pretty scary then.

28:05

Aaron: But if like I took one on the, on the highway once on Austin

28:10

Aaron: and when you look behind you, there's nothing behind you.

28:13

Aaron: There's no car behind you.

28:15

Aaron: It's just a window.

28:17

Aaron: And you look and you go, oh, that's fucking scary.

28:20

Aaron: And then the wind pushes it around a bunch.

28:23

Aaron: And then the wheels are the size of like, uh, of an office chair.

28:27

Aaron: So any little bump throws it in between lanes.

28:32

Aaron: And so I, I went maybe a few

28:34

Aaron: miles in it and I was like, this

28:36

Aaron: is, this is I'm going to be

28:38

Aaron: killed.

28:38

Aaron: And so I turned

28:39

Adam K: There

28:39

Aaron: off

28:39

Adam K: was

28:39

Aaron: and.

28:39

Adam K: just like a hot minute where

28:41

Adam K: everything felt like it was a

28:43

Adam K: Mini Cooper.

28:43

Adam K: A smart car or a Fiat.

28:46

Adam K: And the only one I still see around are Mini

28:50

Aaron: Yeah.

28:50

Adam K: Coopers, but they're

28:51

Aaron: Oh.

28:51

Adam K: bigger now.

28:51

Adam K: They're basically crossovers or like

28:53

Aaron: Yeah.

28:54

Adam K: they're tiny little minivans

28:56

Adam K: like the whatever it is, the,

28:58

Adam K: uh, what's it called, the Carmen

29:00

Adam K: or something.

29:02

Aaron: Oh.

29:03

Adam K: Yeah. It's the slightly, it's

29:05

Adam K: like the travel man or

29:06

Adam K: something, but it's at that

29:08

Adam K: point you just get a real car, I

29:10

Adam K: guess.

29:10

Adam K: I mean, minis are fun to drive.

29:12

Adam K: Like we had a, I forgot what it was, whatever.

29:15

Adam K: It's like a Mini Cooper S twenty

29:17

Aaron: Yeah.

29:18

Adam K: seventeen or something.

29:19

Adam K: I was like, these things zip put in sport mode.

29:22

Adam K: They're fun.

29:23

Adam K: Um, but long term driving.

29:26

Adam K: God, no. Especially in LA traffic where you're just.

29:29

Adam K: Yeah, you're going to be a stain under someone's tire

29:32

Aaron: Yeah.

29:32

Adam K: because everything's just getting bigger out here anyway.

29:36

Aaron: Yeah.

29:36

Adam K: Um.

29:36

Aaron: I mean, it's in Texas.

29:37

Aaron: It's even worse.

29:38

Aaron: I get scared driving the car, my gear around.

29:40

Aaron: I drive the Karmann Ghia with

29:42

Aaron: the same alertness that I do on

29:43

Aaron: a motorcycle.

29:44

Aaron: Like it's the same thing.

29:45

Aaron: Because if anything bigger than a child on a scooter hits me,

29:51

Aaron: I'm like, I'm a smear.

29:54

Aaron: That's just how it is.

29:55

Adam K: I was watching this video about Ducatis and it reminded me of

29:59

Adam K: your Karmann Ghia.

30:01

Adam K: And just the way that, like,

30:03

Adam K: Ducatis are not meant to be

30:04

Adam K: driven below eighty miles per

30:07

Adam K: hour.

30:08

Aaron: Yeah,

30:08

Adam K: It's

30:08

Aaron: yeah.

30:09

Adam K: like anything below that.

30:11

Adam K: It fights you and it's like it

30:13

Adam K: doesn't like whatever you're

30:14

Adam K: doing.

30:15

Aaron: Mhm.

30:15

Adam K: Uh, and they're talking about this race that they do.

30:18

Adam K: I think it's in the UK or Ireland or something like that,

30:20

Adam K: but it's like, uh, three people die every year doing it because

30:25

Adam K: they're just, they're going two hundred miles per hour around

30:29

Aaron: Mhm.

30:29

Adam K: this island.

30:30

Adam K: Uh, and that like Ducati built a bike specifically for it where

30:35

Adam K: people are killing themselves.

30:37

Aaron: But that's great marketing.

30:38

Adam K: It is, it's, it's not that you might die.

30:42

Adam K: It's you will die.

30:43

Aaron: You will die.

30:44

Adam K: Yeah.

30:44

Aaron: Like, that's how I mean, the

30:47

Aaron: Porsche five hundred fifty

30:48

Aaron: spiders, where it's like this

30:49

Aaron: killed James Dean and it will

30:50

Aaron: kill you.

30:51

Aaron: It's

30:51

Adam K: Mhm.

30:51

Aaron: like now they're worth millions of dollars.

30:53

Aaron: It's like I want to be killed.

30:56

Adam K: I did watch a video about the

30:57

Adam K: autobahn just because I've heard

31:01

Adam K: of it.

31:02

Adam K: Never been on it.

31:03

Adam K: And it's a little disappointing when you look at it and it's

31:05

Adam K: just a freeway.

31:07

Aaron: I've driven it.

31:08

Aaron: It's, uh, it can be intense

31:11

Adam K: Yeah, it's.

31:12

Aaron: because you have to keep in mind

31:14

Aaron: it's a, it's a roadway with no,

31:16

Aaron: no

31:16

Adam K: Speed

31:16

Aaron: speed limits.

31:17

Adam K: limit.

31:17

Aaron: But there are even though the Germans are, you know, quite

31:22

Aaron: orderly and all this stuff, they're still are slower cars on

31:25

Aaron: there who, you know, and, and they'll get kind of where

31:27

Aaron: they're not paying attention.

31:29

Aaron: So you're doing one hundred and fifty miles an hour.

31:31

Aaron: And if there's a car only doing one hundred and twenty, you come

31:35

Aaron: up on them really fast.

31:36

Aaron: And if they don't aren't paying attention the entire time, then

31:39

Aaron: you have to get on the brakes and then you're then you're

31:42

Aaron: right behind someone at one hundred and twenty miles an

31:44

Aaron: hour, and you have to hope they move over and all this stuff.

31:47

Aaron: Yeah.

31:48

Adam K: It's kind of like in LA or most of California.

31:52

Adam K: The speed limit says sixty five, but everyone goes eighty.

31:55

Aaron: Right.

31:55

Adam K: That's just sort of what we have collectively decided.

31:59

Adam K: This is the better way to go.

32:02

Adam K: And if you go above that, you're kind of an asshole.

32:04

Adam K: And if you go below that, you're a real asshole.

32:07

Adam K: Um, but at least it's understood

32:09

Adam K: like sometimes, you know, if

32:12

Adam K: someone's going sixty five, it's

32:13

Adam K: like, well, I can understand why

32:15

Adam K: you're doing that, but it's

32:16

Adam K: unsafe.

32:17

Adam K: Um, so I don't know.

32:19

Adam K: I'm I'm rooting for the self-driving cars because

32:22

Adam K: they've killed so far less people than normal cars have

32:26

Aaron: That we know of.

32:27

Adam K: that we know of.

32:28

Adam K: I don't know what they do in the middle of the night.

32:31

Aaron: Mhm.

32:32

Adam K: Gather blood.

32:35

Aaron: I wrote in a memo just once when I was in Austin a couple weeks

32:39

Aaron: ago, a week and a half ago,

32:40

Adam K: Mhm.

32:40

Aaron: and I was like, it's treaded

32:44

Aaron: ground, but I enjoy not talking

32:46

Aaron: to anyone.

32:46

Aaron: That's always a bonus.

32:48

Aaron: And, uh, but also, I couldn't help but go, well, someone

32:55

Aaron: should have this job if

32:57

Adam K: Yeah.

32:57

Aaron: they, if they want it.

32:59

Aaron: And, uh.

33:00

Aaron: Yeah.

33:00

Adam K: So my my Uber profile, this is

33:03

Adam K: such a champagne problem, but,

33:05

Adam K: um,

33:06

Aaron: Mhm.

33:06

Adam K: it says no conversation.

33:09

Adam K: I don't want to talk.

33:10

Adam K: I'm.

33:11

Adam K: This is a short term moment.

33:13

Adam K: Like I might not be in the best mood or.

33:16

Adam K: I don't know, just I don't I don't know if this is this is

33:21

Adam K: going to become a, you know, a relationship down the line.

33:24

Adam K: So

33:24

Aaron: Yeah.

33:24

Adam K: is it worth my time?

33:26

Adam K: I will wait the extra ten

33:27

Adam K: minutes for a Waymo to not talk

33:30

Adam K: to somebody.

33:31

Adam K: And I did that recently.

33:34

Adam K: So.

33:35

Aaron: It'd be awesome if Waymo does this thing where for the people

33:40

Aaron: who miss that kind of nonsense chit chat, you can talk.

33:43

Aaron: You can.

33:44

Aaron: It has an AI algorithm that'll be like, uh, you can select if

33:48

Aaron: you want to hear about the Waymo like newest business idea.

33:52

Aaron: It's going to be doing or like the Waymo asks if it's okay, if

33:57

Aaron: it smokes weed while it takes you to wherever it does like

34:01

Aaron: you, you can choose your your Uber or Lyft conversation

34:06

Adam K: Persona.

34:06

Aaron: you want to have.

34:07

Adam K: Yeah.

34:08

Aaron: Um, and you know, the Waymo can tell you like this is just a

34:12

Aaron: part time thing.

34:13

Aaron: It's actually a, you know, Musician, you know, like

34:17

Adam K: Here's

34:17

Aaron: a

34:18

Adam K: a link to my podcast.

34:19

Aaron: yeah, here's a, I actually, I

34:21

Aaron: actually am a rapper and it will

34:24

Aaron: like just shoot out an album at

34:26

Aaron: you.

34:27

Adam K: That it makes during the drive.

34:29

Aaron: Yeah. And it'll, it will write

34:30

Aaron: it on Sharpie and with Sharpie

34:32

Aaron: and everything.

34:33

Aaron: So I think that's probably in the future.

34:36

Adam K: Yeah. I mean, I just, I like

34:38

Adam K: that I can, you know, connect to

34:40

Adam K: my Spotify,

34:42

Aaron: Mhm.

34:42

Adam K: listen to my music and that the

34:44

Adam K: driver isn't turning around

34:45

Adam K: going sixty miles per hour,

34:46

Adam K: showing us the new kombucha they

34:50

Adam K: just bought and having it spill

34:52

Adam K: everywhere and just have a very

34:55

Adam K: long conversation with the

34:56

Adam K: people in the back of the car

34:57

Adam K: when they should be looking at

34:58

Adam K: the road.

34:58

Aaron: Mhm.

34:59

Adam K: Not to be specific or anything,

35:01

Aaron: Yeah.

35:01

Adam K: but who knows?

35:05

Adam K: I don't know.

35:07

Adam K: AI is going to kill us.

35:08

Adam K: That's what they say.

35:10

Aaron: S I.

35:12

Adam K: Oh yeah. It's super.

35:14

Adam K: Again, I talked to Duff about this.

35:17

Adam K: I watched some PBS documentary

35:19

Adam K: about it and all the

35:20

Adam K: intelligence stuff.

35:21

Adam K: It's all just rooted in eugenics and white supremacy.

35:24

Aaron: Yeah,

35:25

Adam K: I didn't know that.

35:26

Aaron: yeah.

35:26

Adam K: Why?

35:27

Adam K: Why are all the things I like

35:29

Adam K: always infested by the white

35:30

Adam K: supremacists?

35:32

Adam K: I'm

35:32

Aaron: I

35:32

Adam K: realizing

35:32

Aaron: don't know.

35:33

Adam K: there's a correlation here.

35:36

Adam K: Um.

35:36

Aaron: The white supremacists, they just have a great work ethic.

35:40

Adam K: Well, I'm just saying like, as a

35:42

Adam K: as a young boy, I always like

35:44

Adam K: video games.

35:44

Adam K: And it was sort of like co-opted by the

35:48

Aaron: In cells.

35:49

Aaron: White supremacists.

35:49

Adam K: white supremacist type people,

35:51

Aaron: Yeah.

35:51

Adam K: which I'm like, well, I want nothing to do with these folks.

35:54

Adam K: I'm this is not, you know, I don't know if I associate here.

35:59

Adam K: So I was like, I'll get into motorcycles, God damn it.

36:03

Aaron: I get in the helmets with pointy spears on top of them.

36:06

Adam K: I thought they were lightning bolts.

36:08

Aaron: Mhm.

36:08

Adam K: Uh, and then I'm like, you know what?

36:10

Adam K: AI seems pretty interesting.

36:12

Adam K: I'll look into this crap.

36:13

Adam K: It's all based in eugenics.

36:14

Aaron: Yeah.

36:15

Adam K: So I'm running out of things to like because apparently it's all

36:20

Adam K: just been muddied by the worst people in history.

36:24

Aaron: You're talking to someone who,

36:25

Aaron: like, enjoys Porsches and VW and

36:29

Aaron: stuff.

36:29

Aaron: And like, I

36:30

Adam K: Lives

36:30

Aaron: would never.

36:30

Adam K: in Texas.

36:31

Aaron: Yeah,

36:32

Adam K: Yeah.

36:32

Aaron: yeah.

36:33

Adam K: Took me to Oktoberfest.

36:34

Adam K: I still have the little fedora in my closet.

36:36

Adam K: I haven't worn it since.

36:38

Aaron: Uh, and do you have the the Luger and the lightning bolts?

36:44

Adam K: I kept the little.

36:45

Adam K: The diary that you said to read in case of emergencies, which I

36:50

Aaron: No.

36:50

Adam K: still don't

36:50

Aaron: I told

36:50

Adam K: understand.

36:50

Aaron: you to burn that with all the other books.

36:52

Adam K: Oh, well, your German's rusty, so it didn't make sense.

36:57

Aaron: Uh, the, uh, I was talking with

37:02

Aaron: someone about, like, singing

37:04

Aaron: songs in different languages,

37:05

Aaron: and, um, she was like, well,

37:09

Aaron: you, you know, you wouldn't

37:10

Aaron: understand the, you know, the

37:12

Aaron: love song because, you know, be

37:14

Aaron: in Japanese.

37:14

Aaron: I'm like, look, love transcends

37:16

Aaron: all language barriers except

37:18

Aaron: German.

37:19

Aaron: Uh, because that just it sounds like you're threatening someone

37:23

Aaron: no matter what you're saying.

37:25

Adam K: Yeah. Or you're sad.

37:28

Aaron: Mhm.

37:28

Adam K: I don't know.

37:29

Adam K: Yeah. When when your song feels

37:31

Adam K: like Berlin, you're doing

37:33

Adam K: something

37:33

Aaron: But

37:33

Adam K: right.

37:34

Aaron: did I tell you in the Porsche Museum, like it was this?

37:37

Aaron: You know, it's this beautiful museum.

37:39

Aaron: Like, it's almost like a laboratory.

37:41

Aaron: White floors and light and a very crisp.

37:44

Aaron: And.

37:45

Aaron: And you go through and it's all

37:46

Aaron: these beautiful Porsches through

37:47

Aaron: history.

37:47

Aaron: And it actually goes from like

37:49

Aaron: the early days through to the

37:51

Aaron: present, like any kind of one of

37:52

Aaron: those museums.

37:53

Aaron: So, you know, you end with these

37:55

Aaron: two thousand and twenty six cars

37:57

Aaron: or nine elevens and stuff and

37:58

Aaron: you're like, oh, very

37:59

Aaron: impressive.

38:00

Aaron: And then there's this small display case.

38:02

Aaron: It's about the size of like a,

38:04

Aaron: maybe a little desk and it's

38:06

Aaron: clear glass on top with writing

38:09

Aaron: on top.

38:09

Aaron: So it's hard to read the writing.

38:11

Aaron: and it says, oh, by the way, during World War Two, Ferdinand

38:17

Aaron: had Jewish, uh, people from the concentration camp doing some

38:22

Aaron: work on, uh, the v w s and it was free labor.

38:27

Aaron: And we regret that.

38:29

Adam K: Yeah.

38:29

Aaron: And that's it.

38:30

Aaron: There's no like, it's just some it's a little text.

38:32

Aaron: It's really hard to read.

38:33

Aaron: And you go, wait, hold on.

38:35

Aaron: That should have been at the start.

38:38

Aaron: We went through the forties.

38:40

Adam K: Yeah. You

38:41

Aaron: Yeah.

38:41

Adam K: get to the court ordered part of the tour.

38:43

Aaron: Yeah. We

38:44

Adam K: Yeah.

38:44

Aaron: got to the social media, uh, provoked part.

38:48

Aaron: Yeah.

38:48

Adam K: Yeah. Well, you know, with the history of the Audubon, they're

38:51

Adam K: like, yeah, it's really exciting that they they opened it up in

38:55

Adam K: nineteen thirty eight.

38:55

Adam K: It's like what happened that year?

38:57

Adam K: And they're

38:58

Aaron: I.

38:58

Adam K: like, yeah, who built it?

38:59

Adam K: Well, not the guys going to war.

39:01

Aaron: Know, and I

39:02

Adam K: Yeah.

39:02

Aaron: can just imagine the tour guide of the museum.

39:05

Aaron: Like when he starts the tour,

39:06

Aaron: he's talking to this group and

39:08

Aaron: he's leaning on the glass case

39:09

Aaron: with his hand covering the text

39:11

Aaron: and going like, we're going to

39:12

Aaron: see so many great things in

39:13

Aaron: here.

39:14

Aaron: And you're like, oh, all right.

39:15

Aaron: And then he's like, uh, and just walk on past and they all walk

39:18

Aaron: on past the thing and they.

39:20

Aaron: Yeah.

39:20

Adam K: He. But he just scatters brochures over it and says,

39:24

Adam K: don't take too many.

39:25

Aaron: Well, he puts the, tell us how

39:26

Aaron: we're doing book on top of it,

39:28

Aaron: you know, so or the guest sign

39:31

Aaron: in book.

39:31

Aaron: Yeah.

39:33

Adam K: Uh, I mean, I've I've limited my time, uh, in foreign lands to

39:38

Adam K: mostly, you know, brew tours or,

39:41

Aaron: Yeah.

39:42

Adam K: or how they made Jameson tree

39:44

Aaron: Smart.

39:44

Adam K: times.

39:46

Adam K: I, I'm not a big alky.

39:47

Adam K: It's just when in Napa, you go to the Bud Light tour.

39:55

Aaron: You know, I've read all those vineyards are closing down

39:58

Aaron: because no one's drinking wine and the boomers are dying off.

40:03

Aaron: And, uh, you know, all that stuff.

40:06

Aaron: So you go to Napa, you probably.

40:08

Aaron: You go on a nice olive tasting tour.

40:13

Adam K: Well, I mean, there I forget what the stat was.

40:15

Adam K: Something like seventeen percent

40:16

Adam K: of all Americans are on GLP

40:18

Adam K: ones.

40:19

Aaron: Oh,

40:19

Adam K: And

40:20

Aaron: yeah.

40:20

Adam K: so yeah, so it's like.

40:21

Aaron: That can't be true.

40:24

Adam K: Why not?

40:25

Aaron: Because one, the drugs are still expensive, right?

40:29

Adam K: Yes. But the theory too, is that

40:32

Adam K: people who need it the most, the

40:34

Adam K: ones at risk of diabetes can get

40:38

Adam K: it much

40:39

Aaron: Through

40:39

Adam K: cheaper

40:39

Aaron: insurance.

40:39

Adam K: through insurance.

40:40

Adam K: Yeah.

40:41

Aaron: Oh, really?

40:41

Adam K: Yeah. You got to jump through some hoops and stuff.

40:44

Adam K: Like you have to like go to a

40:46

Adam K: class to understand why you're

40:48

Adam K: taking GLP one and stuff like

40:50

Adam K: that.

40:50

Adam K: These are things that I've heard.

40:52

Aaron: Mhm.

40:52

Adam K: Um, they said I wasn't

40:54

Adam K: overweight enough, so I've been

40:57

Adam K: trying.

40:58

Aaron: No. You could get.

40:59

Aaron: You just got to pay a grand a month or

41:01

Adam K: Right.

41:01

Aaron: whatever.

41:02

Adam K: Yeah. Um, but the, it's going to, it's going to go.

41:05

Adam K: What's it called.

41:06

Adam K: Generic soon enough.

41:08

Adam K: So if that number continues to climb, can it.

41:12

Adam K: It blocks the receptors of.

41:14

Adam K: It basically blocks food, noise

41:15

Adam K: and a lot of like addiction

41:16

Adam K: noise.

41:17

Adam K: So that's probably going to occur.

41:19

Adam K: Drinking and smoking a bit more.

41:21

Adam K: Not entirely.

41:23

Adam K: Uh, so yeah, you're gonna have a lot of people not eating, not

41:26

Adam K: drinking wine, not drinking alcohol, not smoking.

41:30

Adam K: Um.

41:32

Aaron: What are they going to do?

41:33

Adam K: I don't

41:34

Aaron: Go

41:34

Adam K: know.

41:34

Aaron: to work, I guess.

41:35

Adam K: Yeah. Work longer because we're gonna live longer.

41:38

Adam K: So retirement age is going to

41:39

Adam K: get bumped up to seventy five

41:40

Adam K: within our lifetime, I

41:41

Adam K: guarantee.

41:43

Adam K: That's the that's the trade off.

41:44

Adam K: You get to live longer, which means you get to work longer.

41:47

Aaron: I didn't know it craves addicting things like.

41:50

Aaron: Like

41:51

Adam K: It

41:51

Aaron: booze and stuff.

41:52

Adam K: supposedly.

41:54

Aaron: Supposedly.

41:55

Adam K: It's a problem.

41:58

Adam K: I

41:58

Aaron: Uh.

41:58

Adam K: got a I got a a thing in my my mouth.

42:02

Adam K: You

42:02

Aaron: Well,

42:02

Adam K: spit

42:02

Aaron: I don't

42:02

Adam K: it out.

42:03

Aaron: I don't like the sound of that because, well, you know, I love

42:07

Aaron: eating and drinking and smoking and other drugs.

42:12

Adam K: You can

42:13

Aaron: Does

42:13

Adam K: keep doing

42:13

Aaron: it,

42:13

Adam K: that.

42:14

Aaron: does it curb like, like, uh, do you get horny on the drug?

42:22

Adam K: That's

42:22

Aaron: You

42:22

Adam K: a great

42:22

Aaron: I'm

42:22

Adam K: question.

42:23

Aaron: asking you personally.

42:24

Adam K: Um, well, because I listen to

42:26

Adam K: the whole thing about Clavicular

42:28

Adam K: and

42:28

Aaron: Clavicular.

42:30

Adam K: Clavicular clavicle boy, and he,

42:33

Adam K: he lost his sex drive, but he

42:35

Adam K: was also injecting himself with

42:36

Adam K: all sorts of unknowns and

42:38

Adam K: probably mixing it with not only

42:40

Adam K: GOP ones, but peptides and other

42:42

Adam K: stuff.

42:43

Adam K: So it probably just ended up.

42:45

Adam K: Or maybe he was also just so in love with himself.

42:47

Adam K: That could have also been another thing.

42:49

Aaron: Well, also, he's gay and he's not admitting it.

42:53

Aaron: And he should, you know, come

42:54

Aaron: out and be embraced because

42:56

Aaron: he's,

42:56

Adam K: MM.

42:57

Aaron: he he's obviously when he has

43:00

Aaron: sex with a woman, he hates

43:02

Aaron: himself

43:03

Adam K: Mhm.

43:03

Aaron: and he hates her.

43:05

Aaron: And he hates, I think, most things, but besides himself.

43:09

Aaron: And if he would just like, I

43:12

Aaron: don't know, do some mushrooms

43:14

Aaron: and then realize all the truths

43:16

Aaron: about him, I think he'd have a.

43:18

Aaron: I'm not telling Clavicular what

43:20

Aaron: to do.

43:21

Aaron: Um,

43:21

Adam K: Well,

43:21

Aaron: I.

43:21

Adam K: he's in jail now for like

43:22

Adam K: statutory statutory rape or just

43:25

Adam K: regular rape.

43:25

Adam K: He's he's a rapist, apparently.

43:27

Aaron: Yeah. Well,

43:28

Adam K: So.

43:28

Aaron: and I, I thought he raped an alligator too, but whatever.

43:32

Aaron: Um.

43:32

Adam K: He took their life away.

43:33

Adam K: That's another.

43:34

Adam K: He robbed a family of their gators.

43:36

Aaron: He was also injecting something into his balls and I can't

43:39

Aaron: remember what it.

43:40

Aaron: I'm gonna look this up.

43:41

Adam K: More semen.

43:42

Aaron: Uh, this is why I need a VPN on this computer.

43:46

Aaron: Okay.

43:46

Aaron: What did.

43:49

Aaron: Clavicular.

43:53

Adam K: As soon as

43:54

Aaron: Bear

43:54

Adam K: you said

43:54

Aaron: with

43:54

Adam K: that, I

43:54

Aaron: me.

43:54

Adam K: got a notification on my computer.

43:56

Adam K: I don't know if this is related to.

43:59

Aaron: Uh, let's see.

44:00

Aaron: He, uh.

44:02

Aaron: What?

44:03

Aaron: No. Credible or factual.

44:04

Aaron: This is Google AI covering shit up.

44:06

Adam K: Mhm.

44:07

Aaron: Um, I see peptides.

44:11

Aaron: Yes. He's being charged with rape in Massachusetts.

44:15

Aaron: Uh, he made shocking admissions about his penis.

44:19

Aaron: And this is the New York Post.

44:21

Aaron: So this is pretty this is pretty real.

44:23

Aaron: Um, what a weird dude.

44:26

Aaron: I'm tired of talking about him.

44:28

Adam K: Yeah. Well, to answer your question.

44:30

Adam K: So even if sorry, it's the Rogaine problem.

44:34

Adam K: All the dudes are taking Rogaine and they lost their sex drive.

44:36

Adam K: So then they take Cialis or viagra or whatever to curb that.

44:40

Adam K: And then that, um, probably does something.

44:43

Adam K: You take another pill for that and you're in the system.

44:45

Adam K: You're good.

44:46

Aaron: Yeah.

44:46

Adam K: You just, you take your pill for the pill, for the other pill for

44:49

Adam K: the pill, and then you got your hair, you want to have sex and

44:52

Adam K: you cry at night.

44:54

Aaron: Yeah. And

44:55

Adam K: That's

44:55

Aaron: you feel

44:55

Adam K: it.

44:56

Aaron: nothing?

44:57

Adam K: It's

44:57

Aaron: You're numb

44:57

Adam K: the

44:57

Aaron: everywhere.

44:58

Adam K: that's why this is the American

45:00

Adam K: dream happening right before our

45:02

Adam K: eyes, and we must fight to keep

45:06

Adam K: it going.

45:07

Aaron: I thought about making this machine, and I think about it

45:10

Aaron: probably once every six months.

45:12

Aaron: Uh, an automatic breakfast machine.

45:14

Aaron: You know, that's like a, it's kind of a back to the future

45:17

Aaron: esque type thing, but you can make it with

45:19

Adam K: Or

45:19

Aaron: smaller

45:19

Adam K: pee

45:19

Aaron: parts

45:19

Adam K: wee Herman?

45:19

Aaron: now,

45:20

Adam K: Yeah.

45:20

Aaron: but it's like it makes your coffee and your eggs and your

45:22

Aaron: toast and blah, blah, blah, and it's right there in bed.

45:24

Aaron: And I just want it to like, slingshot in front of me, you

45:28

Aaron: know, when it's done.

45:30

Aaron: So I don't, so I'm just like raring to go.

45:32

Aaron: And if you can just add the pills to that too, it just

45:35

Aaron: mushes them into the eggs.

45:37

Aaron: Your, you know, your weight loss and your erection drugs and your

45:41

Aaron: hair and, uh, you know, anti-anxiety your beta blockers,

45:46

Aaron: uh, just everything.

45:47

Aaron: It's basically, it's, it's a ten

45:49

Aaron: thousand milligram pill, uh,

45:52

Aaron: roughly the size of a

45:53

Aaron: suppository, but it mixes it

45:55

Aaron: into your food and you just get

45:56

Aaron: it first thing in the morning

45:58

Aaron: that way, like you're happy with

46:00

Aaron: an erection and a, you know,

46:02

Aaron: like a wavy long hair the entire

46:04

Aaron: day.

46:06

Aaron: That's the dream.

46:08

Adam K: I like that we're having this discussion thinking that we're

46:11

Adam K: the apex predator.

46:14

Aaron: I saw the apex predator.

46:16

Aaron: He was.

46:17

Adam K: That bull

46:17

Aaron: He.

46:17

Adam K: moose does not care about his erection.

46:19

Aaron: I'm talking about the grizzly bear.

46:21

Adam K: Oh.

46:21

Aaron: This grizzly bear.

46:22

Aaron: Everything you're told about grizzly bears, you know,

46:25

Aaron: terrifying aspects of blah blah, blah, blah, blah.

46:27

Aaron: You know what he was doing?

46:28

Aaron: And I'll show you the picture.

46:29

Aaron: He was by a steam pool.

46:32

Aaron: He was overlooking the steam that was coming out of it.

46:35

Aaron: It's, you know, it's like a little thermal pool.

46:37

Aaron: And he just had his head in the steam and that's what he did.

46:40

Aaron: And every now and then he'd get

46:41

Aaron: up and walk around and he'd

46:44

Aaron: sniff.

46:44

Aaron: And then he'd come back and look over the ledge again.

46:46

Aaron: And he's just getting a facial for about two hours.

46:50

Aaron: While all the Chinese tourists were taking pictures of him and

46:53

Aaron: trying to get as close as they possibly could to him.

46:56

Aaron: Um, yeah, that's the apex predator.

46:59

Aaron: He's doing fine.

47:00

Adam K: There's always a story in Yellowstone where it.

47:03

Adam K: It basically is written as, uh,

47:06

Adam K: you know, man wanders, uh, falls

47:09

Adam K: into whatever steamy water pit,

47:13

Adam K: like whatever this bears looking

47:14

Adam K: at,

47:15

Aaron: Mhm.

47:15

Adam K: except it's three hundred yards from the fence that he hopped

47:20

Aaron: Oh, yeah.

47:20

Adam K: and

47:20

Aaron: Yeah.

47:20

Adam K: they still jumped in and like,

47:23

Adam K: dropped his phone, went in after

47:24

Adam K: it.

47:24

Adam K: And then because it's two hundred and fifty degrees,

47:27

Adam K: passes out and dies,

47:28

Aaron: Yeah.

47:28

Adam K: and then it's just bones and,

47:31

Adam K: you know, little pieces of

47:32

Adam K: teeth.

47:33

Aaron: Yeah. And they're trying to, like, scoop him to the shore.

47:36

Adam K: Mhm.

47:37

Aaron: But he keeps falling apart as they, you know, they use the

47:40

Aaron: rake or whatever they're trying to get him.

47:42

Aaron: Yeah, yeah, I saw this.

47:43

Aaron: I saw these people.

47:44

Aaron: I saw all of them.

47:45

Adam K: Mhm.

47:46

Aaron: There was one.

47:47

Aaron: And I hate to keep saying Chinese guy.

47:50

Aaron: Uh, actually, no, that's stupid of me.

47:53

Aaron: Uh, I was it was pointed out at

47:54

Aaron: the time that this guy was

47:55

Aaron: Vietnamese, so he was Vietnamese

47:57

Aaron: guy.

47:58

Aaron: And he was like, I think he was drunk.

48:00

Aaron: And he was very loud and, you know, and and obviously his

48:04

Aaron: friends were trying to keep him under wraps or whatever, but he

48:06

Aaron: just couldn't be contained.

48:08

Aaron: And so they're walking along this wooden boardwalk around

48:10

Aaron: these hot spring geyser things that are like some of them are

48:14

Aaron: erupting and they're like bubbling acid and just all

48:16

Adam K: Yeah.

48:16

Aaron: this stuff.

48:17

Aaron: He gets down on his stomach on the boardwalk and makes this

48:21

Aaron: noise that I can only describe as ha ha.

48:24

Aaron: And he goes down with his hand to reach at the bubbling stuff.

48:28

Aaron: And they pull him back and he's like, ah!

48:32

Aaron: And his friends are like talking

48:34

Aaron: to him and like scolding him and

48:35

Aaron: stuff.

48:36

Aaron: And, uh, and he's like, he just

48:38

Aaron: thought that they were party

48:39

Aaron: poopers.

48:40

Aaron: And I was gonna, I was so excited because I thought I was

48:43

Aaron: going to see someone get like a hook for a hand, but yeah.

48:48

Adam K: It's. It's always everyone's.

48:52

Adam K: They all go through the same thing.

48:53

Adam K: They go, it's not going to be me.

48:54

Aaron: Yeah.

48:55

Adam K: And then in the moment when it

48:56

Adam K: is them, I would I would like to

48:59

Adam K: just experience that where it

49:00

Adam K: goes, oh, shoot, I am the

49:02

Adam K: statistic.

49:03

Adam K: I am the guy who fell in the volcano.

49:05

Adam K: This could not have been avoided.

49:07

Adam K: Could it have?

49:07

Adam K: Wait, maybe I didn't need to walk on the volcano.

49:11

Aaron: You know, I laugh, and at the expense of my brothers abroad.

49:17

Aaron: But I came face to face with a moose that wanted to kill me.

49:22

Aaron: And I was like, is this how I died?

49:25

Aaron: The stupid way this bull moose

49:27

Aaron: is going to charge me and lift

49:29

Aaron: me in the air with his huge

49:32

Aaron: fuzzy?

49:33

Aaron: Like, I don't even know what they called antlers.

49:35

Aaron: I don't know, it's huge.

49:36

Aaron: He's rack his big rack like I was.

49:40

Aaron: That thought crossed my mind like, Holy fuck, I'm going to be

49:43

Aaron: killed here and no one's going to find me.

49:45

Aaron: Because I was way.

49:46

Aaron: We were way deep in the in the mountains.

49:48

Aaron: Like

49:48

Adam K: Oh yeah.

49:48

Aaron: it

49:48

Adam K: No loved

49:49

Aaron: wasn't

49:49

Adam K: ones would report this

49:50

Aaron: no, no one knew where we were at.

49:51

Adam K: missing

49:52

Aaron: I didn't even know

49:53

Adam K: man

49:53

Aaron: where I

49:53

Adam K: missing.

49:53

Aaron: was at.

49:54

Aaron: Yeah.

49:54

Adam K: Yeah.

49:56

Aaron: But, it worked out.

49:57

Aaron: So, you know, I can't fault

49:58

Aaron: anybody really, even though I

50:00

Aaron: have been for the last forty

50:02

Aaron: five minutes.

50:02

Aaron: But I'm gonna I'm gonna show you that video of the Chinese guy

50:07

Aaron: and the, and the bison.

50:08

Aaron: And you're gonna, it'll, it'll make you concerned for him and

50:13

Aaron: it'll make you concerned about me because I think you hear my

50:16

Aaron: voice going like, Phil, this guy's going to be killed.

50:21

Aaron: And I was told that that was a shocking new, uh, observation of

50:26

Aaron: my personality, and I wasn't.

50:28

Aaron: I told the person that you can both be afraid for someone and

50:34

Aaron: deeply curious about what's going to happen next.

50:38

Adam K: Doesn't make you a bad person, doesn't make you a great person.

50:41

Aaron: Doesn't make you a person.

50:43

Aaron: Really?

50:45

Adam K: You are a person.

50:47

Adam K: But the same way a prisoner is a person.

50:49

Aaron: Yeah. No humanity.

50:51

Aaron: Um, but yeah.

50:52

Adam K: The Zodiac Killer was a person.

50:55

Aaron: Was a person.

50:56

Aaron: Yes.

50:56

Adam K: It's a flawed person.

50:57

Adam K: He fucked up his own zodiac puzzle.

51:00

Aaron: And great at calligraphy, but.

51:02

Adam K: Yeah, no great penmanship, but, uh, couldn't count.

51:06

Adam K: Great.

51:07

Adam K: So

51:07

Aaron: No.

51:07

Adam K: he messed up his.

51:09

Adam K: That's.

51:09

Adam K: Everyone's like, this thing's just gibberish.

51:11

Adam K: He messed up his own cipher, which, at the time.

51:14

Adam K: Impressive, but kind of a sad

51:18

Adam K: little fact about the Zodiac

51:20

Adam K: Killer.

51:20

Aaron: Yeah.

51:20

Adam K: I need to I need to add a

51:22

Adam K: post-credit scene to the David

51:24

Adam K: Fincher movie.

51:26

Aaron: Where?

51:26

Aaron: He's in community college and he's.

51:29

Aaron: And he's teaching like, uh, he's teaching his calligraphy and

51:34

Aaron: he's like, you know, and he's teaching, I don't know, puzzles.

51:37

Aaron: I don't know what he'd be teaching,

51:38

Adam K: Uh,

51:38

Aaron: but.

51:39

Adam K: I assume he's just laughing too

51:40

Adam K: hard at the Bob Newhart Show or

51:42

Adam K: something, and

51:42

Aaron: Yeah.

51:43

Adam K: he's just like, where was I?

51:44

Adam K: I just had one too many or whatever.

51:49

Aaron: Yeah. You know, I, I used to have a problem.

51:52

Aaron: I'd have three or four hams or Schlitz, and then I'd go

51:57

Aaron: wandering around, find hikers and making them and watching the

52:04

Aaron: each other shoot him or what?

52:06

Aaron: I forget what the picnickers or whatever he came on.

52:11

Aaron: And

52:12

Adam K: Stabbed him.

52:12

Aaron: yeah,

52:14

Adam K: Yeah,

52:14

Aaron: we

52:14

Adam K: I think they

52:14

Aaron: watched

52:14

Adam K: both

52:15

Aaron: that

52:15

Adam K: lived.

52:15

Aaron: scene.

52:16

Adam K: I forget.

52:16

Adam K: It's been a while since I seen the.

52:18

Aaron: I'm gonna watch that scene.

52:20

Adam K: It's on YouTube.

52:21

Adam K: It's always on YouTube.

52:23

Adam K: That's how people consume movies.

52:24

Adam K: That's how I've watched most of Margin Call.

52:27

Aaron: Yeah, yeah,

52:29

Adam K: Just.

52:29

Aaron: that's

52:29

Adam K: Just

52:29

Aaron: how I

52:30

Adam K: yeah.

52:30

Aaron: know because I here's what I did.

52:32

Aaron: I watched the, you know, one through ten numbers of whatever

52:37

Aaron: the, uh, however, what is the site that like, basically breaks

52:41

Aaron: down movies into like ten

52:43

Adam K: Whatever.

52:43

Aaron: movies?

52:43

Adam K: It's like movie clips, fun or whatever.

52:45

Aaron: I watched them all.

52:47

Aaron: And then I was like, I should really watch this movie.

52:49

Aaron: And what that meant was watching

52:51

Aaron: the six boring minutes that was

52:53

Aaron: cut out in between those ten

52:55

Aaron: clips.

52:56

Adam K: It's a good movie for over like a basically, you know, one of

52:59

Adam K: those like twelve Angry Men bottle type things.

53:02

Aaron: Yeah. No. It's good.

53:03

Adam K: Yeah. And you're like, I can't

53:05

Adam K: believe nothing happened to that

53:06

Adam K: fake company.

53:09

Aaron: Yeah.

53:09

Adam K: Yeah. Well, Kevin Spacey got his.

53:12

Aaron: Yeah. He did.

53:14

Adam K: About another week would go by where I don't mention Kevin

53:16

Adam K: Spacey, but here we are.

53:17

Aaron: Mhm. It's a running thread.

53:20

Adam K: Mhm. He's the running thread.

53:22

Adam K: Uh, I started work on the Blood Boy video again.

53:24

Aaron: Oh, really?

53:26

Adam K: Yeah. So what I did was I transcribed the video thing.

53:30

Adam K: We shot the, the podcast style thing, which has some, some good

53:36

Adam K: bits in there, but it's mostly just a retelling of the blog

53:38

Adam K: post you wrote.

53:39

Aaron: Yeah.

53:40

Adam K: And, you know, took that along with the blog post and I am

53:44

Adam K: crafting still working on it, but crafting a fern like, uh,

53:49

Adam K: script And working on my pseudo Eastern European voice.

53:56

Adam K: I

53:56

Aaron: Oh.

53:56

Adam K: might just I might just run it

53:57

Adam K: through eleven labs or

53:59

Adam K: something.

53:59

Adam K: But it's doing this all like.

54:01

Adam K: And Mackey is a man who lives in a small studio apartment, is.

54:07

Aaron: He throws the couch out the window when he's bored.

54:09

Adam K: He claims to be thirty seven years old.

54:12

Adam K: His blood says otherwise.

54:14

Adam K: Um, so.

54:16

Adam K: Well, the cool thing I sent you that screenshot.

54:18

Adam K: I was like putting your face on a 3D character in blender.

54:21

Aaron: Yeah.

54:22

Adam K: Um, what I was able to do.

54:24

Adam K: Claude can now work inside blender, so

54:27

Aaron: Oh, okay.

54:28

Adam K: I'm pulling models from like Sketchfab and other places.

54:32

Adam K: And I just gave it a still of your face and I said, put this

54:36

Adam K: face on this model.

54:38

Adam K: And after a little while it got there and it looks super derpy.

54:42

Adam K: I'm like, this is not bad.

54:43

Adam K: So I'm creating like a rig of you as a character.

54:47

Aaron: Yeah.

54:47

Adam K: And I'm doing all the mapping

54:49

Adam K: out all the motion graphics and

54:51

Adam K: everything.

54:51

Adam K: But yeah, I think when this is all said and done, it's going to

54:54

Adam K: be more like a like one of those 3D motion graphics firm videos.

54:59

Adam K: So.

55:00

Aaron: Well, this is extremely exciting.

55:02

Aaron: Let

55:02

Adam K: Yeah.

55:02

Aaron: me know, like what I can do.

55:03

Aaron: And I'm looking at the at the version of me in blender and how

55:07

Aaron: drunk I look.

55:09

Aaron: And I like it.

55:09

Adam K: Yeah. It's whatever, you know, Google will provide.

55:12

Adam K: It is funny though, because Fern did just do a whole video about

55:15

Adam K: how people are copying their style and ripping them off and

55:18

Adam K: making videos about it.

55:19

Aaron: Mhm.

55:19

Adam K: And I'm like, yes, but we're doing this for funny.

55:26

Adam K: I don't,

55:26

Aaron: No,

55:26

Adam K: I don't

55:27

Aaron: but but this is different.

55:28

Aaron: This

55:28

Adam K: yeah,

55:28

Aaron: is different.

55:30

Adam K: I mean, look, I did a whole section on, you know, slop and

55:34

Adam K: all this stuff where it's like, if you're just, you're just

55:37

Adam K: copying somebody's template and

55:39

Aaron: Mhm.

55:40

Adam K: making your channel about that, you're a scumbag.

55:44

Adam K: I think if you do a one off or you're having fun with it and

55:47

Adam K: it's, you know, at the end of the day, all the research and

55:51

Adam K: all the work you put into it was done by you.

55:54

Aaron: Yeah.

55:54

Adam K: So it's, it's based on an original concept.

55:56

Adam K: Like I, I'm okay with doing this.

55:59

Adam K: Um, I just, I remember back where I had to message a guy

56:03

Adam K: where he was re-uploading.

56:05

Adam K: It was either inside gaming or fun house stuff.

56:07

Adam K: And I was like, dude, stop it.

56:10

Adam K: Like, please

56:10

Aaron: Mhm.

56:11

Adam K: stop.

56:11

Adam K: And he, his excuse was, yeah,

56:13

Adam K: but you've already made your

56:14

Adam K: money.

56:15

Adam K: Like, I should be able to do this.

56:17

Adam K: You've already made yours.

56:18

Adam K: So let me do it.

56:19

Adam K: And I was like, well, I can't argue with that sound logic.

56:23

Adam K: Um, but it's yeah, there's a weird human thing of like, you

56:30

Adam K: see someone making something, it's the whole, oh, well, I made

56:32

Adam K: this and it's like, well, you just copied it.

56:34

Adam K: Not that

56:35

Aaron: Mhm.

56:35

Adam K: what we were doing was anything

56:36

Adam K: original or, you know, unique

56:38

Adam K: really.

56:39

Adam K: It was just, it was in the sense that it was ours, you know.

56:44

Adam K: But, you

56:45

Aaron: Plus,

56:45

Adam K: know.

56:45

Aaron: they don't have things like what you're making in blender with

56:48

Aaron: the derpy face shit.

56:51

Aaron: I

56:51

Adam K: Oh

56:51

Aaron: don't

56:51

Adam K: yeah.

56:51

Aaron: think.

56:51

Adam K: No, no, I'm like, I'm going to

56:52

Adam K: try to animate it some of it

56:54

Adam K: myself so I can at least do

56:56

Adam K: that.

56:56

Adam K: Uh, my, my favorite lower third,

56:59

Adam K: which is, you know, animation by

57:00

Adam K: humans,

57:01

Aaron: Uh.

57:01

Adam K: you know, like animation by

57:03

Adam K: humans and the, the robot

57:05

Adam K: computer.

57:06

Adam K: Okay.

57:07

Adam K: Yes.

57:08

Adam K: Made by hand and mouse and lots of ones and zeros.

57:12

Adam K: But humans, you know, I don't know, I should, I should just

57:18

Adam K: put no AI in the.

57:22

Adam K: Seeing a lot of videos where it's just like, uh, you know,

57:25

Adam K: Marvel rivals animation, no AI.

57:26

Adam K: And it's like, okay, thank

57:29

Aaron: Yeah.

57:29

Adam K: you, I guess.

57:30

Adam K: Pat him on the back.

57:31

Adam K: And then I see other videos

57:32

Adam K: where they are very much clearly

57:33

Adam K: using AI and they say, I'm not

57:34

Adam K: using AI.

57:35

Aaron: And then you see video of Ben

57:37

Aaron: Affleck talking to a crowd,

57:39

Aaron: saying maybe it shouldn't take a

57:40

Aaron: thousand animators to render

57:42

Aaron: something.

57:42

Adam K: Yeah,

57:43

Aaron: Yeah,

57:43

Adam K: yeah.

57:43

Aaron: that's pretty much been the thought for the last twenty

57:46

Aaron: years, and that's why they didn't pay animators anything.

57:49

Adam K: It is playoff season right now for the MLB.

57:51

Adam K: I know you don't know that.

57:53

Aaron: Yeah.

57:53

Adam K: Uh, but I'm watching a lot of just regular TV now instead of

57:57

Adam K: just the, you know, the MLB stream or whatever.

58:00

Adam K: And my God, they're just, I don't know if these ads are made

58:06

Adam K: months or weeks ago, but like straight up bad AI ads.

58:11

Aaron: Yeah,

58:12

Adam K: Pretty wild.

58:13

Aaron: yeah.

58:13

Adam K: But yeah, um, even, uh, there was one where it was the voice

58:18

Adam K: was straight out of eleven labs.

58:19

Adam K: It was just one of the default voices.

58:21

Aaron: Right.

58:22

Adam K: It wasn't the, the Adam one, our

58:23

Adam K: favorite one, the one doing the,

58:26

Adam K: the Shrek commercial about

58:27

Adam K: concrete.

58:27

Aaron: Yeah,

58:29

Adam K: Uh, that was so good.

58:29

Aaron: yeah.

58:30

Aaron: They I've seen a few of them on regular TV.

58:33

Aaron: And the tears like those are bad.

58:35

Aaron: And then the ones, the pre-roll YouTube ones are like the bottom

58:39

Aaron: of the barrel, but.

58:40

Adam K: Yeah. Well, it's always a really

58:44

Adam K: fit, waxy man sitting in a chair

58:46

Adam K: talking

58:46

Aaron: The fit,

58:47

Adam K: about how

58:47

Aaron: waxy

58:47

Adam K: you can.

58:47

Aaron: like fifty year old man.

58:49

Aaron: Well, because I have mine set to.

58:51

Aaron: I'm sixty five years old on YouTube, so I'm always like, you

58:54

Aaron: need to be doing Chair Tai Tai Tai Chi yesterday.

58:58

Aaron: And I'm like, should I?

58:59

Aaron: And then I see this old man and he's just sitting in a chair.

59:03

Aaron: I just lifting his arms and he's

59:04

Aaron: like, in one month I went from

59:06

Aaron: this and it shows him with this

59:08

Aaron: like, you know, spare tire belly

59:10

Aaron: to this.

59:11

Aaron: And then it shows like an Asian guy with a six pack.

59:14

Aaron: Like,

59:14

Adam K: All

59:14

Aaron: wait,

59:14

Adam K: right.

59:14

Aaron: what?

59:14

Aaron: Hold

59:15

Adam K: But

59:15

Aaron: on.

59:15

Adam K: he's in the same room.

59:16

Aaron: Yeah.

59:17

Adam K: The time of day is the same.

59:18

Adam K: They didn't.

59:18

Aaron: Yeah.

59:19

Adam K: They didn't change much.

59:20

Adam K: No. And then the other one is just it's like Megan Fox in a

59:24

Adam K: like a speed suit, uh, just pushing dick pills.

59:29

Aaron: Mhm.

59:29

Adam K: And I'm like, well, that's real well, kind of.

59:32

Aaron: Yeah.

59:33

Adam K: Yeah, well, it's come full circle.

59:37

Adam K: Embrace your destiny.

59:39

Aaron: Come full circle.

59:40

Aaron: That's that's the newest ad from Hims.

59:44

Adam K: If I were to name these episodes

59:46

Adam K: instead of just putting in

59:47

Adam K: dates, I would call this come

59:49

Adam K: full circle.

59:50

Aaron: Yeah.

59:51

Adam K: But I won't because I'm.

59:53

Adam K: We're better than that.

59:55

Aaron: I can already see the title wheels turning in your head.

1:00:00

Adam K: They have stopped.

1:00:01

Adam K: It's it's a tired hamster.

1:00:04

Aaron: Well, speaking

1:00:04

Adam K: Just.

1:00:05

Aaron: of that, I need to go to the bathroom, so.

1:00:07

Aaron: But not for that, I have to.

1:00:09

Aaron: I, uh, I'm drinking lots of water.

1:00:11

Aaron: I got Thai lady massage yesterday, and, uh, I woke up in

1:00:14

Aaron: a lot of pain, and she told me this would happen, and I didn't

1:00:18

Aaron: listen to her.

1:00:20

Aaron: So I'm gonna, I'm gonna get rid

1:00:23

Aaron: of all this water that I've been

1:00:25

Aaron: consuming.

1:00:25

Adam K: I appreciate you letting me into

1:00:27

Adam K: parts of your life that I didn't

1:00:29

Adam K: ask about.

1:00:30

Aaron: Yeah, well.

1:00:32

Aaron: Transparency.

1:00:37

Aaron: Hello?

1:00:38

Adam K: Yeah. I'm going.

1:00:39

Aaron: Oh. Okay. Bye.