Adam K: I am recording the microphone.
Adam K: How are you?
Aaron: Good.
Adam K: Good. Grizzly man.
Aaron: I'm alive.
Adam K: Yeah. How was Yellowstone?
Aaron: Um, it was good.
Aaron: It was, uh.
Aaron: I learned a lot, mostly about
Aaron: the Chinese, which I didn't
Aaron: know.
Aaron: That's what you learn about Yellowstone, but that is.
Adam K: Everyone knows that.
Aaron: Yeah. Um, there we encountered this herd of bison.
Aaron: There are a lot of herds of bison, but this one was in the
Aaron: middle of the road.
Aaron: And whenever there are any animal sightings in Yellowstone,
Aaron: you know it because people pull off the shoulder and they like,
Aaron: you know, little crowd forms.
Aaron: And so a lot of times how you kind of find the animals.
Aaron: Well, this one, the Bisons were just in the middle of the road.
Aaron: So you had no, you know, thing you could only stop.
Aaron: So anyway, stop there and admiring this bison.
Aaron: It's majestic.
Aaron: Everyone's oohing and aahing and
Aaron: all of a sudden, this Chinese
Aaron: man with his phone walks into
Aaron: the middle of the herd and he's
Aaron: recording with his phone like in
Aaron: front of his face, like you
Aaron: would imagine.
Aaron: And everyone was just like, oh my God, like, you know, and they
Aaron: were like little baby bisons around and the big, you know,
Aaron: like bull bisons.
Aaron: So they start surrounding him
Aaron: and huffing and he's just
Aaron: recording.
Aaron: And every time one of them
Aaron: huffs, he spins to the one
Aaron: that's huffing and records that
Aaron: one like, like it's a cop or
Aaron: something.
Aaron: And he's about to get taken down.
Aaron: So there's this, uh, some guy in a huge lifted Chevy.
Aaron: He yells out to the Chinese guy.
Aaron: He goes, hey, I don't think he likes you doing that.
Aaron: And the Chinese guy just looked at him like, and he didn't know
Aaron: what he was saying.
Aaron: And so he just kept filming.
Aaron: And so everyone starts filming
Aaron: the Chinese guy because they're
Aaron: like, oh, we're gonna see
Aaron: someone get launched into the
Aaron: air.
Aaron: And he just kept filming and filming and, and the bison kept
Aaron: moving closer and closer and huffing and like, moving their
Aaron: stomping their paws and stuff.
Aaron: And then because he was so still and was filming the entire time,
Aaron: the bison just gave up and the whole herd moved off the road
Aaron: and left, and he stayed in the middle of the road filming them
Aaron: as they left.
Adam K: Wow.
Aaron: And so I was like, all right.
Aaron: And then traffic kept moving.
Aaron: But, um,
Adam K: Do
Aaron: very
Adam K: you
Aaron: impressed.
Adam K: think that's a that's just a symptom of social media.
Adam K: And like, life doesn't feel real anymore because we're just
Adam K: viewing it through our phones.
Adam K: So we just feel safe when
Adam K: insane, dangerous moments like
Adam K: that happen?
Adam K: Or have we just always been like that as humans?
Aaron: No, I well, maybe both, but I imagine it's, it's like the same
Aaron: thing with a concert.
Aaron: You know, it's like he's like
Aaron: looking at this bison through
Aaron: his phone.
Aaron: He's like, oh man, I can't wait to see a bison in real life.
Aaron: And,
Adam K: Right.
Aaron: and it's right there.
Aaron: And, uh, he didn't, I guess,
Aaron: read the signs about like
Aaron: probably every ten feet in
Aaron: Yellowstone.
Aaron: It says people were killed by bison last year.
Aaron: Do not approach.
Aaron: And it says to keep a distance of at least fifty to seventy
Aaron: five yards from a bison.
Aaron: And I'll I'll get this video to you.
Aaron: He is five feet from these bison.
Aaron: And they surround him and he.
Aaron: And like his family, was
Aaron: watching him and I, as soon as
Aaron: his family.
Aaron: There's like a a woman with a child looking at him concerned.
Aaron: But they were like she was
Aaron: yelling something at him in, in
Aaron: Mandarin.
Aaron: And he was like using his other
Aaron: hand to kind of like wave her
Aaron: off, be like, stop interrupting
Aaron: the filming.
Adam K: Don't
Aaron: It was.
Adam K: take this moment from me, woman.
Aaron: Yeah. And she's like, about to watch her husband be killed.
Aaron: And he's like, this is going to be great for weeaboo, you know?
Aaron: Um, but
Adam K: The government's
Aaron: yeah,
Adam K: going to love this footage.
Aaron: and then I had my own encounter with a moose, which.
Adam K: Oh, yeah.
Adam K: Was it a moose?
Adam K: Bull Moose.
Adam K: Would you say it was?
Aaron: So we were going up the trail.
Aaron: This is like a fifteen mile hike
Aaron: into the mountains, the Grand
Aaron: Tetons, Tetons.
Aaron: And, uh, as we're going up,
Aaron: we're probably about a half a
Aaron: mile from the this place called
Aaron: Lake Solitude.
Aaron: And we see probably three or four people and they're peering
Aaron: into this little clearing.
Aaron: And I was like, oh, what are y'all looking at?
Aaron: And probably about forty feet away, uh, is this mama moose and
Aaron: a baby moose?
Aaron: And they're just like in the grass having a good time.
Aaron: Enormous.
Aaron: And I was like, ah.
Aaron: And I look and I'm like, oh, wait, that's the baby.
Aaron: And mama.
Aaron: And I asked them, where's Papa?
Aaron: And they're just kind of like, they're still there filming with
Aaron: their phones too.
Aaron: And they just kind of like shrug.
Aaron: And I'm like, I tell Mika, I'm like, let's get out of here.
Aaron: So I go up to Lake Solitude.
Aaron: Uh, eat there as we're coming back.
Aaron: You know, this is like late afternoon sunsets and forty and
Aaron: about an hour, and we've got to get off this trail.
Aaron: We got a, you know, a lot of
Aaron: miles to cover through
Aaron: wilderness.
Aaron: So but as we're coming back to that spot where the moose were,
Aaron: I'm like keeping my eyes open because I'm like, any time you
Aaron: see where an animal was, they probably will be around there
Aaron: later in the day.
Aaron: It's just how it is.
Aaron: So we're coming down the path
Aaron: and as we turn this corner, the
Aaron: mama and baby moose are on the
Aaron: path.
Aaron: And it's not like it's just
Aaron: woods and you can go around or
Aaron: whatever.
Aaron: It's like we had a mountain behind us, and then we had just
Aaron: dense forest or off the trail.
Aaron: So we're like, fuck.
Aaron: So I'm like, okay, let's go up a
Aaron: little bit into the into the
Aaron: rough stuff, you know, like
Aaron: twenty feet or so and try and
Aaron: get around them as I move closer
Aaron: to them and try to go around the
Aaron: rough stuff.
Aaron: The baby moose looks up at me and they're probably about ten
Aaron: or fifteen feet away.
Aaron: The baby moose looks up and goes, ah!
Aaron: And then the momma goes, ooh!
Aaron: And I was like, huh?
Aaron: And forty feet away, the bull comes up out of the grass.
Adam K: Uh.
Aaron: And I don't know if you've ever
Aaron: seen a bull moose in real life,
Aaron: I hadn't.
Aaron: They are very tall
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: and they're huge.
Adam K: They make horses look small.
Aaron: They make horses look very small.
Aaron: This bull stands up and he looks
Aaron: at me and he starts hitting his
Aaron: antlers against the tree and
Aaron: huffing.
Aaron: And the baby starts crying more.
Aaron: And so the bull charges forward.
Aaron: And so I me, Mika, we haul ass backwards.
Aaron: I had my bear spray out and we
Aaron: run, you know, thirty or forty
Aaron: feet backwards and hide behind a
Aaron: tree.
Aaron: And the bull just stands in the middle of the trail waiting for
Aaron: us while the mama and baby moved up the embankment a little bit
Aaron: into the foliage.
Aaron: So he's standing there for like,
Aaron: I don't know, it's five or ten
Aaron: minutes.
Aaron: We're trying to figure out what
Aaron: to do because the sun's going to
Aaron: set.
Aaron: We need to get out of there and there's no other path.
Aaron: So some, some, uh, two or three
Aaron: people come up from behind us
Aaron: and they're, they're like from,
Aaron: I don't know, it's like Irish
Aaron: type people.
Aaron: Um, and they're like, what's going on?
Aaron: I'm like, well, there's a bull in the path up there and he's
Aaron: protecting his mom and baby.
Aaron: And they're like, let's go around.
Aaron: And I'm like, well, the way to go around is in their little
Aaron: nesting area over there.
Aaron: And that's what I'm trying to figure out if we should do that.
Aaron: And they're like, yeah, that'll be fine.
Adam K: Oh, boy.
Aaron: And so I'm like, I let them go a
Aaron: little bit, maybe twenty feet
Aaron: away.
Aaron: And I was like, if the bull comes, they'll get it first.
Aaron: I'll save them.
Aaron: You know, obviously I'll drag
Aaron: their what I can of what's left
Aaron: of them back, but let them go
Aaron: forward.
Aaron: So we charge through this like foliage and stuff and the bulls
Aaron: huffing and puffing and we go this long way around And then
Aaron: we're like, oh, we cleared it.
Aaron: And then we're like, where the fuck is the path?
Aaron: And so we start trying to figure out, you know, by like the sun
Aaron: and the river, how to get back onto this trail.
Aaron: And, uh, yeah, it was, uh, it was a lively.
Adam K: So the story ends with you trying to find
Aaron: I
Adam K: your
Aaron: was
Adam K: way
Aaron: killed.
Adam K: back.
Adam K: You, the Irish people were gone.
Adam K: Just potatoes and Jameson leftover.
Aaron: The story ends with me trying to
Aaron: clean out my shorts later that
Aaron: night.
Aaron: But
Adam K: It's.
Aaron: yeah, it.
Adam K: So you found your way back, I assume.
Aaron: He did,
Adam K: Okay.
Aaron: and, uh, had to rush.
Aaron: And now my calf is very beat up and my foot is very beat up and
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: feeling old.
Aaron: But it was good.
Aaron: I saw a grizzly bear.
Adam K: Damn. Wow.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: You. You are making me want to go to Wyoming and never go to
Adam K: Wyoming or go to Yellowstone.
Aaron: Oh, no. We gotta go.
Aaron: I already figured out the
Aaron: motorcycle trip and where we're
Aaron: going to stay and all this
Aaron: stuff.
Aaron: I'll have to share
Adam K: Are
Aaron: that
Adam K: we?
Aaron: with
Adam K: Are we
Aaron: you.
Adam K: doing this for your fortieth instead of mine?
Aaron: Uh, well, unless you have a time
Aaron: machine, we're not doing it for
Aaron: yours, so.
Adam K: It
Aaron: Piece of shit.
Adam K: I can I can live in different like I in my head.
Adam K: I'm still forty.
Aaron: You sound like a drunk like LA housewife.
Adam K: I think I think I'm getting sick, but yes.
Adam K: Uh.
Aaron: You know, in my head, I'm still forty.
Adam K: You know.
Aaron: And really, if you count the
Aaron: average of my different body
Aaron: parts.
Aaron: Uh, my tits are ten years old.
Adam K: Look.
Aaron: My face is five.
Aaron: So really, I'm twenty one.
Adam K: Physically, I'm an even forty seven, but mentally I'm still
Adam K: like twenty five.
Aaron: That's generous.
Adam K: Um, I'm
Aaron: Anyway,
Adam K: like a.
Aaron: the motorcycle trip.
Aaron: I know we're going to stay.
Aaron: It's going to be Yellowstone, uh, in for part of it.
Aaron: Jackson Lake in for part of it.
Aaron: And, uh, yeah, we're going to go
Aaron: between Yellowstone and the
Aaron: Grand Tetons.
Aaron: And the roads are nice and it's, uh, beautiful.
Aaron: And because when there is
Aaron: traffic that backs up because
Aaron: they're like looking at things,
Aaron: we can lane split and go around
Aaron: it.
Adam K: It's. It's allowed there.
Aaron: I don't know, but that's
Adam K: Oh,
Aaron: what we'll do.
Adam K: I know that's something you have to be on the lookout for when
Adam K: doing road trips.
Adam K: When crossing state lines, people will go from LA to Vegas,
Adam K: and as soon as you cross the line, they'll lane split and
Adam K: they'll get pulled over because I can't do that here.
Adam K: Um,
Aaron: Oh, yeah.
Adam K: which is such a stupid way to get pulled over, uh, especially
Adam K: to get pulled over by a car because theoretically you should
Adam K: be able to get away.
Aaron: Yeah, yeah.
Aaron: I've seen a lot of good chases
Aaron: with motorcycles and cars that
Aaron: end well.
Adam K: They always end well.
Adam K: And what's great is they have no way of recording you or tracking
Adam K: your license plate or finding out who you are.
Aaron: Yeah, right.
Aaron: I told you before, but my
Aaron: motorcycle instructor, you know,
Aaron: he'd start every lesson with,
Aaron: like, a hip story from his
Aaron: rebellious youth.
Aaron: And it always started with him running from the police and how
Aaron: he would how he'd juke them and go, you know, and hide under
Aaron: some overpass or in some neighborhood while the
Aaron: helicopter came out and stuff.
Aaron: And he's like, all right, now
Aaron: we're going to talk about
Aaron: signaling.
Aaron: You're like, okay.
Adam K: Can't do that anymore.
Adam K: I mean, they caught Luigi with a McDonald's kiosk camera.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: You know, that's plugged into
Adam K: Palantir's flock network or
Adam K: whatever.
Adam K: Just it's just not worth it to break the law anymore.
Adam K: Big brother one just watch TikTok and call it a day.
Aaron: Now
Adam K: So.
Aaron: I always see, I see it from like the past is prologue Right now,
Aaron: we can break laws in ways that you won't be able to in twenty
Aaron: years, and people in twenty years will be like God.
Aaron: You remember when you could just like go across a state line and
Aaron: you, you know, and no one would know and blah, blah, blah.
Aaron: Like that's what you'll be
Aaron: yearning for the crimes we can
Aaron: commit now.
Aaron: So do
Adam K: What
Aaron: it while
Adam K: what
Aaron: you can.
Adam K: what crime can you commit?
Adam K: I mean, you can't even like, you know, do the play dumb and be
Adam K: like, oh, I didn't know.
Adam K: I didn't scan the avocados when I was doing self-checkout.
Adam K: Oops.
Adam K: They like a camera replay shows you not scanning it.
Aaron: I'd say probably, you know, if
Aaron: you're having a, you know, a
Aaron: nice, a little beer and driving
Aaron: around, I think eventually, uh,
Aaron: with cameras and cars, you're
Aaron: not even going to be able to do
Aaron: that.
Aaron: Hello?
Adam K: You're talking about driving drunk.
Aaron: Uh, no. I say in theory,
Adam K: Oh,
Aaron: you couldn't do that.
Aaron: Um,
Adam K: I
Aaron: but
Adam K: don't know.
Aaron: that's not a good example.
Aaron: Uh, there, uh, I'll think of some examples later because you
Aaron: don't, you know, you don't obviously want to give up the
Aaron: farm and, and say what crimes you can commit, um, in
Adam K: I guess
Aaron: a recording.
Adam K: I still do.
Aaron: But
Adam K: Thought crime for now.
Aaron: yeah, that's another thing.
Aaron: Yeah. You can think about committing crimes.
Adam K: MM. I can just go into my my little mind palace and think of
Adam K: all the the buildings I want to spray paint and, uh, all the
Adam K: parking I don't want to pay for.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: I mean, yeah, you're just it's was it the the USPS trucks now
Adam K: have cameras on it.
Adam K: There's going to be Amazon drones everywhere.
Adam K: There's a flock camera in your toilet.
Adam K: Like you just you can't
Aaron: It'll
Adam K: do
Aaron: be
Adam K: anything.
Aaron: harder to cheat on your taxes.
Aaron: I that's in one
Adam K: That's
Aaron: like.
Adam K: always been like impossible though.
Adam K: They know.
Adam K: They know everything.
Aaron: No, no, they don't,
Adam K: Okay.
Aaron: they don't.
Aaron: Um, and ignore my dad's arrests.
Aaron: I'm talking about myself here.
Adam K: I mean, you just.
Adam K: The best way to cheat on your taxes is to be rich.
Aaron: Yeah. Well,
Adam K: That's
Aaron: yes.
Adam K: really it.
Adam K: Yeah, that's that's the cheat code.
Adam K: It's.
Adam K: I make so much money I don't have to pay anymore,
Aaron: My
Adam K: I.
Aaron: buddy Andrew is a a a IRS marshal.
Aaron: He,
Adam K: MM.
Aaron: like, carries a gun and stuff, and
Adam K: Okay.
Aaron: he always like he's he.
Aaron: His division is for white collar tax evaders and stuff.
Aaron: And he's always like, yeah, it's funny whenever, you know,
Aaron: conservatives rail against funding for the IRS because when
Aaron: they cut IRS funding, it means we just have to focus on non
Aaron: white collar people.
Aaron: And we just have to focus on the, on auditing the, the types
Aaron: of people who want IRS defunded.
Aaron: So.
Adam K: Right.
Adam K: The guy making thirty thousand dollars a year.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: Who, who claims his bathroom as an office.
Aaron: He's
Adam K: I
Aaron: like,
Adam K: guess
Aaron: I spend
Adam K: I could.
Aaron: two hours in there a day thinking.
Adam K: Yeah. Well, I'm working on my my tax write off right now.
Adam K: I'm building a little home theater PC.
Adam K: And because usually they always ask like, did you, you know, buy
Adam K: a new computer this year?
Adam K: And it's like, technically yes.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: Uh, the
Aaron: See,
Adam K: part.
Aaron: look,
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: it'll be harder to do what you're.
Aaron: I assume what you're doing in the future.
Adam K: Uh, I'm just trying to I've, I've had an Xbox in my living
Adam K: room since pre pandemic and it's been turned on three times.
Adam K: It's basically a glorified Blu ray player, except.
Aaron: It's the original or three sixty or something.
Adam K: Uh, it's a one.
Adam K: I mean, tell me if this makes
Adam K: any if this means anything to
Adam K: you.
Adam K: It's an Xbox One Series S.
Aaron: Uh, was there a series A through R?
Adam K: Wait, is that right?
Adam K: I don't know, maybe it's a series X, not an S because
Aaron: Okay.
Adam K: I forget.
Adam K: I I.
Aaron: Is that the one that came with Mountain Dew?
Adam K: They all come with Mountain Dew.
Adam K: This
Aaron: Oh.
Adam K: one has a Gears of War logo on it.
Adam K: It's very heavy and it's fallen a couple times, but it makes a
Adam K: dumb noise when you turn it on.
Adam K: Uh, I just, I haven't.
Aaron: I bet if you open that thing up, there's just some weight in it.
Adam K: MM. It might just be a. Actually, that's not a bad idea.
Adam K: I can maybe shuck the hard drive
Adam K: out of it, get some use out of
Adam K: it.
Aaron: Yeah. Isn't it just a regular hard drive?
Adam K: Might be a terabyte, but yeah.
Adam K: Yeah.
Adam K: It's probably like a three point five like standard.
Adam K: I don't know.
Adam K: Unnecessary for what I'm doing.
Adam K: I'm just I gutted my my Johns bonus, which is this you you saw
Adam K: it at one time.
Adam K: Just this giant computer with like a wood plate on the side.
Aaron: Uh. Huh.
Adam K: And I'm putting it into a mini PC.
Adam K: Except I'm using parts from twenty twenty, essentially.
Adam K: So I have to buy a mini motherboard that fits with that
Adam K: Intel chip, and the only place I can really find them is China.
Adam K: And I got a message from them
Adam K: this morning being like, it
Adam K: works.
Adam K: We're sending it to you.
Adam K: It'll be here in a month.
Aaron: Uh,
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: if it gets here.
Adam K: Uh it should.
Adam K: I've gotten a plenty of TMU orders.
Adam K: Either way, that's going to be
Adam K: my tax write off, and I hope I
Adam K: can also say the time lost that
Adam K: I've had for a computer I don't
Adam K: really need.
Aaron: Yeah. No, it should be fine.
Adam K: HMM.
Aaron: Um. Uh, yeah.
Aaron: You'll be seeing my friend Andrew soon.
Adam K: Let's see that.
Adam K: PC no, no, no, this doesn't qualify.
Adam K: This is far too sad to be a new PC.
Aaron: They just shoot it.
Aaron: That's what they do.
Adam K: Let's put this Frankenstein garbage out of its misery.
Adam K: You should have been here last
Adam K: week, Duff and I, all we talked
Adam K: about was Linux, and it was
Adam K: enthralling.
Aaron: God, he's done that to me.
Aaron: And I just walk out of the room and
Adam K: Mentally
Aaron: I'm like, I gotta
Adam K: and
Aaron: go to
Adam K: physically.
Aaron: the bathroom.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: And then I my start my car and I drive off.
Adam K: How did you guys become friends?
Adam K: You're so different.
Aaron: But that's, there's bonding in the differences.
Aaron: To be fair, I think Duff, his,
Aaron: um, his brain chemistry has
Aaron: changed over the last twenty
Aaron: years.
Aaron: Like, you know, he's, he's got into Linux and libertarianism
Aaron: and all these things.
Aaron: I assume it's from living in
Aaron: Houston too long and, and
Aaron: chemicals.
Aaron: Um, but he's got a heart of gold and he's a good man.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: And, uh, you know, I can call on him and he'll show up every time
Aaron: like he did last week.
Aaron: Except I didn't call him.
Aaron: You called him?
Adam K: That's true.
Adam K: And he, we we learned a valuable
Adam K: lesson about time zones and
Adam K: Microphones and everything in
Adam K: between.
Adam K: And fatherhood.
Aaron: Oh, yeah.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: Yeah. He's got a baby that, um.
Aaron: Yeah, it'll respect him now, but, you know, in twelve years I
Aaron: can just, uh.
Aaron: And his wife is is going is
Aaron: great, but she's going to make
Aaron: sure that that baby has like
Aaron: solid fundamentals and all these
Aaron: things.
Aaron: So I told Duff was like, be prepared in about twelve years
Aaron: for a child to look at you and go, who are you?
Aaron: You're not my father.
Aaron: And, uh, you know, and don't
Aaron: take it personally, is what I
Aaron: told him.
Adam K: Every father's dream.
Adam K: Um, so this motorcycle trip, because
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: I, I talked to him about that.
Adam K: How?
Adam K: Because he was on it was my, my short list, which was actually
Adam K: just you and dove because you had told me he had ridden bikes
Adam K: of the past.
Adam K: Um, for this Wyoming trip you want to do?
Adam K: How?
Adam K: How many people deep do you want this?
Adam K: You want
Aaron: I
Adam K: a
Aaron: mean,
Adam K: gang or you
Aaron: a
Adam K: want to keep
Aaron: gang
Adam K: it to.
Aaron: would be amazing.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: The gangs I saw were fucking
Aaron: pussies when I was their leather
Aaron: jackets and big Harleys and
Aaron: stuff like.
Aaron: No, no, we'll be on ktms wearing thongs.
Aaron: We'll be a real gang.
Adam K: Cfmoto is the hot one right now.
Adam K: That's
Aaron: We'll
Adam K: the.
Aaron: be on Moto Guzzi with gimp suits.
Adam K: Going to be on my Royal Enfield.
Adam K: Uh,
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: well, because my thought was, of course, trying to be practical.
Adam K: It's like, well, yeah, I'll just ride a bike out there.
Adam K: That's stupid.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Uh, it makes more sense to fly in with the millions of dollars.
Adam K: I have
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: to buy a flight and then rent a motorcycle there.
Adam K: And so I looked around.
Adam K: There's only two places you could rent.
Adam K: So one place is all Harley's.
Adam K: That's all you can rent.
Adam K: Which is fine, if that's what you want to do.
Adam K: I support your decisions in life.
Adam K: And the other one only has like, it's not even an Africa twin.
Adam K: It's it, it was a I think it's
Adam K: like a KTM something or another
Adam K: cfmoto off road bike and then
Adam K: another adventure bike and that
Adam K: was it.
Adam K: They only have two.
Adam K: So that's kind of like what you're limited to.
Adam K: Unless I'm just I got to look beyond Google, maybe use their
Adam K: local yellow pages or something.
Aaron: There, there's a second option or third.
Aaron: I don't know what number we're
Aaron: on, but you could trailer a
Aaron: couple bikes, drive up to
Aaron: Wyoming.
Aaron: Takes two days, three days, however long it takes.
Aaron: Um, and you bring your own bikes.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: Not necessarily bikes you own,
Aaron: but you could rent the I mean,
Aaron: it's another four days of
Aaron: rental, but renting bikes isn't
Aaron: crazy expensive,
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: but that way you could open up your options and you could have
Aaron: a BMW with saddlebags, you
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: know, or something like that, as
Aaron: opposed to their fucking junk up
Aaron: there.
Aaron: But
Adam K: What is it like a GPS or whatever
Aaron: yeah,
Adam K: Something.
Aaron: I'm not riding a Harley, so.
Adam K: Nor should you.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah. Um, I told this to Duff
Adam K: last week, but I went to a
Adam K: Harley dealership to try to sell
Adam K: my bike, and they very, very low
Adam K: balled me as they do, um, citing
Adam K: that they would need to put new
Adam K: tires on.
Adam K: I was like, oh, shit, do I need new tires?
Adam K: And said, oh no, we would just put new ones on.
Adam K: But
Aaron: Okay.
Adam K: okay, so you
Aaron: They're
Adam K: don't.
Aaron: doing that too, because, like, they know they can't sell it.
Adam K: I look, I there's a guy who I
Adam K: think works for Ice who messaged
Adam K: me, I got one potential scammer
Adam K: on
Aaron: Oh, no, I'm
Adam K: on
Aaron: not saying
Adam K: cycle
Aaron: your bike
Adam K: trader.
Aaron: is bad.
Aaron: I'm saying Harley, they're.
Aaron: No one's going Harley dealership to go buy your bike.
Adam K: Potentially. Well, because I
Adam K: went there to test ride a
Adam K: Indian.
Adam K: FTR.
Aaron: Oh, they have other things besides Harley's.
Adam K: That's why I went there.
Adam K: Well,
Aaron: Okay.
Adam K: part first it was, well, it's a local dealer.
Adam K: Let's see what they'll they'll give me.
Adam K: They have to look at it.
Adam K: I'm like, well, while I'm here too, I'll, I'll test NFT and it
Adam K: is a fun bike.
Adam K: I if you are looking, I highly recommend you.
Adam K: You give it a test drive if you can.
Adam K: They're not making them anymore.
Adam K: Unfortunately, they discontinued in twenty twenty four, but it is
Adam K: a it's an Indian street bike
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: and it's so nice.
Adam K: It's so much more fun than a
Aaron: Isn't
Adam K: cruiser.
Aaron: it like twelve grand or how much is it?
Adam K: Uh, you can get a used one for like nine.
Aaron: See, I'm still can't wrap my head around.
Aaron: I'm feeling old.
Aaron: But to me, a motorcycle is
Adam K: Two thousand
Aaron: two
Adam K: dollars.
Aaron: thousand dollars.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: If you buy a motorcycle, it's two thousand dollars, and you
Aaron: drive it for five thousand or ten thousand miles and then
Aaron: throw it away, or you leave it in the yard.
Adam K: I feel you.
Adam K: I just those still exist in some places,
Aaron: But they're
Adam K: but
Aaron: not a bike I
Adam K: no,
Aaron: want.
Adam K: they're not.
Adam K: Uh, no, there's a cfmoto.
Adam K: I forget the number associated with it, but it is a street bike
Adam K: that's apparently, uh, taking over the world.
Adam K: It's, uh, just check out their website.
Adam K: They have like a actually, no, maybe it's like eight grand.
Adam K: Uh, but I know you're more into the, the ninjas and the.
Aaron: Now I'll write whatever.
Aaron: But I mean, yeah, I'm looking because I can't.
Aaron: I only have space to fit a new
Aaron: vehicle that is two wheels right
Aaron: now.
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: Uh, even though I am, I'm, I'm
Aaron: bidding on eBay on a, on a
Aaron: Porsche.
Aaron: But if I win, I wouldn't know what to do with it.
Aaron: So I am looking for a motorcycle.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: And I've told some, some very concerned parties about this.
Aaron: And they were like, you wouldn't really ride one.
Aaron: I'm like, I rode one for a long time.
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: Uh.
Adam K: It was a joke then that you were going to kill yourself.
Aaron: Yeah, it was a great
Adam K: Yeah,
Aaron: joke.
Adam K: yeah.
Aaron: Um, the only negative encounter I had was when that Papa John's
Aaron: pizza driver in a smart car tried to kill me.
Aaron: Uh, which is the.
Aaron: That would have been the saddest way to fucking die.
Aaron: It's like, oh, my God, what happens?
Aaron: Like, uh, pizza delivery guy and a toy car ran him over.
Adam K: Oh, wait, so a smart car, one of those little.
Aaron: Yeah, it's like a butt plug with wheels.
Adam K: Yeah, the little, uh, two door.
Adam K: Ooh.
Aaron: Yeah. He came zooming across a gas station parking lot.
Aaron: As I was pulling in.
Aaron: He was going full speed, and he slammed the brakes so hard
Aaron: because I glanced off the side of it, and he slammed the brakes
Aaron: so hard that the Papa John's thing flew off the roof.
Aaron: And then I. I went because he was in the wrong, obviously,
Adam K: Ah!
Aaron: because I'm talking to you.
Aaron: Uh, and I took my helmet and I
Aaron: hit it to the side glass and it
Aaron: didn't break, which I was
Aaron: disappointed.
Aaron: And I was like, good on smart car.
Aaron: But, uh, he was pretty disturbed.
Aaron: So I just, I just picked up the car and turned it around so it'd
Aaron: be a pain in the ass for him.
Aaron: And then I drove off.
Aaron: But.
Adam K: I feel like I don't see those cars that much anymore.
Aaron: They're really bad.
Adam K: They,
Aaron: That's
Adam K: they,
Aaron: why.
Adam K: so they I'm.
Adam K: I know nothing about them.
Adam K: Did they go out of business or.
Aaron: There may be, I think, a subsidiary of Mercedes there.
Aaron: The smart Fortwo.
Adam K: Okay.
Aaron: And, uh, they were just junk and bad.
Aaron: And they, you know, in America, you can't drive them because you
Aaron: will be killed like you, you know, there's going to be a
Aaron: Chevy lifted Chevy three thousand five hundred driven
Adam K: I won't see you.
Aaron: by like a Dallas, you know, housewife.
Aaron: And she's going to feel this
Aaron: little bump on her way home from
Aaron: the, you know, the cosmetic
Aaron: dermatologist.
Aaron: And she's going to pull in her garage and be like, oh, there's
Aaron: a car stuck in my grill.
Aaron: And what's this red streak that goes under me?
Aaron: Whatever.
Aaron: And
Adam K: What's.
Aaron: then
Adam K: What's
Aaron: that's
Adam K: this
Aaron: it.
Adam K: sexless creature,
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: this genderless
Aaron: Um,
Adam K: bag of flesh.
Aaron: so then they tried the thing
Aaron: that the, the Jaguar route of
Aaron: like getting in with the Zipcar
Aaron: and stuff.
Adam K: Oh, yeah.
Aaron: And
Adam K: Zipcar.
Aaron: so you could rent them in Austin for a little bit, which was fun
Aaron: because you just get in them and tear ass around the city and
Aaron: leave them in lawns and stuff.
Aaron: But then they got smart and implementing, they implemented
Aaron: this like rating system.
Aaron: That's almost similar to how an
Aaron: insurance company can plug into
Aaron: your Obd2, Obd2 computer and
Aaron: know like your acceleration,
Aaron: you're breaking all this other
Aaron: stuff.
Aaron: So they implemented a system like that with a score rating of
Aaron: zero to one hundred.
Aaron: And, uh, I didn't know about it,
Aaron: so I hopped in the car and start
Aaron: terrorizing around like I
Aaron: normally do.
Aaron: I do a couple rides, and on the third ride, I try and get in the
Aaron: car and it goes, Aaron, your account has been suspended.
Aaron: I'm like, what the fuck?
Aaron: And it's like, you have a zero rating.
Aaron: And so I messaged them like,
Aaron: hey, what's the deal with this
Aaron: thing?
Aaron: You know, my accounts locked.
Aaron: And they're like, well, judge on
Aaron: your acceleration, your
Aaron: excessive speeding, how you
Aaron: brake, where you turn and where
Aaron: you've left the car multiple
Aaron: times, your account is
Aaron: suspended.
Aaron: I'm like, well, fuck this, I don't need this.
Aaron: And then I really wanted to have it for a while.
Aaron: And then it just
Adam K: Yeah,
Aaron: kind of was replaced by other stuff,
Adam K: I'm
Aaron: but.
Adam K: looking at it right now.
Adam K: So these, these smart EQS is, are the, the smart fortwo I
Adam K: guess they were called.
Aaron: Smart for two.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah. They're as of twenty twenty four still going.
Adam K: Um, but yeah, also known as a marquee.
Adam K: Funny enough.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: It's they're terrifying because if you go, I mean, any anything
Aaron: over twenty miles an hour is pretty scary then.
Aaron: But if like I took one on the, on the highway once on Austin
Aaron: and when you look behind you, there's nothing behind you.
Aaron: There's no car behind you.
Aaron: It's just a window.
Aaron: And you look and you go, oh, that's fucking scary.
Aaron: And then the wind pushes it around a bunch.
Aaron: And then the wheels are the size of like, uh, of an office chair.
Aaron: So any little bump throws it in between lanes.
Aaron: And so I, I went maybe a few
Aaron: miles in it and I was like, this
Aaron: is, this is I'm going to be
Aaron: killed.
Aaron: And so I turned
Adam K: There
Aaron: off
Adam K: was
Aaron: and.
Adam K: just like a hot minute where
Adam K: everything felt like it was a
Adam K: Mini Cooper.
Adam K: A smart car or a Fiat.
Adam K: And the only one I still see around are Mini
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Coopers, but they're
Aaron: Oh.
Adam K: bigger now.
Adam K: They're basically crossovers or like
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: they're tiny little minivans
Adam K: like the whatever it is, the,
Adam K: uh, what's it called, the Carmen
Adam K: or something.
Aaron: Oh.
Adam K: Yeah. It's the slightly, it's
Adam K: like the travel man or
Adam K: something, but it's at that
Adam K: point you just get a real car, I
Adam K: guess.
Adam K: I mean, minis are fun to drive.
Adam K: Like we had a, I forgot what it was, whatever.
Adam K: It's like a Mini Cooper S twenty
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: seventeen or something.
Adam K: I was like, these things zip put in sport mode.
Adam K: They're fun.
Adam K: Um, but long term driving.
Adam K: God, no. Especially in LA traffic where you're just.
Adam K: Yeah, you're going to be a stain under someone's tire
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: because everything's just getting bigger out here anyway.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Um.
Aaron: I mean, it's in Texas.
Aaron: It's even worse.
Aaron: I get scared driving the car, my gear around.
Aaron: I drive the Karmann Ghia with
Aaron: the same alertness that I do on
Aaron: a motorcycle.
Aaron: Like it's the same thing.
Aaron: Because if anything bigger than a child on a scooter hits me,
Aaron: I'm like, I'm a smear.
Aaron: That's just how it is.
Adam K: I was watching this video about Ducatis and it reminded me of
Adam K: your Karmann Ghia.
Adam K: And just the way that, like,
Adam K: Ducatis are not meant to be
Adam K: driven below eighty miles per
Adam K: hour.
Aaron: Yeah,
Adam K: It's
Aaron: yeah.
Adam K: like anything below that.
Adam K: It fights you and it's like it
Adam K: doesn't like whatever you're
Adam K: doing.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: Uh, and they're talking about this race that they do.
Adam K: I think it's in the UK or Ireland or something like that,
Adam K: but it's like, uh, three people die every year doing it because
Adam K: they're just, they're going two hundred miles per hour around
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: this island.
Adam K: Uh, and that like Ducati built a bike specifically for it where
Adam K: people are killing themselves.
Aaron: But that's great marketing.
Adam K: It is, it's, it's not that you might die.
Adam K: It's you will die.
Aaron: You will die.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: Like, that's how I mean, the
Aaron: Porsche five hundred fifty
Aaron: spiders, where it's like this
Aaron: killed James Dean and it will
Aaron: kill you.
Aaron: It's
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: like now they're worth millions of dollars.
Aaron: It's like I want to be killed.
Adam K: I did watch a video about the
Adam K: autobahn just because I've heard
Adam K: of it.
Adam K: Never been on it.
Adam K: And it's a little disappointing when you look at it and it's
Adam K: just a freeway.
Aaron: I've driven it.
Aaron: It's, uh, it can be intense
Adam K: Yeah, it's.
Aaron: because you have to keep in mind
Aaron: it's a, it's a roadway with no,
Aaron: no
Adam K: Speed
Aaron: speed limits.
Adam K: limit.
Aaron: But there are even though the Germans are, you know, quite
Aaron: orderly and all this stuff, they're still are slower cars on
Aaron: there who, you know, and, and they'll get kind of where
Aaron: they're not paying attention.
Aaron: So you're doing one hundred and fifty miles an hour.
Aaron: And if there's a car only doing one hundred and twenty, you come
Aaron: up on them really fast.
Aaron: And if they don't aren't paying attention the entire time, then
Aaron: you have to get on the brakes and then you're then you're
Aaron: right behind someone at one hundred and twenty miles an
Aaron: hour, and you have to hope they move over and all this stuff.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: It's kind of like in LA or most of California.
Adam K: The speed limit says sixty five, but everyone goes eighty.
Aaron: Right.
Adam K: That's just sort of what we have collectively decided.
Adam K: This is the better way to go.
Adam K: And if you go above that, you're kind of an asshole.
Adam K: And if you go below that, you're a real asshole.
Adam K: Um, but at least it's understood
Adam K: like sometimes, you know, if
Adam K: someone's going sixty five, it's
Adam K: like, well, I can understand why
Adam K: you're doing that, but it's
Adam K: unsafe.
Adam K: Um, so I don't know.
Adam K: I'm I'm rooting for the self-driving cars because
Adam K: they've killed so far less people than normal cars have
Aaron: That we know of.
Adam K: that we know of.
Adam K: I don't know what they do in the middle of the night.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: Gather blood.
Aaron: I wrote in a memo just once when I was in Austin a couple weeks
Aaron: ago, a week and a half ago,
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: and I was like, it's treaded
Aaron: ground, but I enjoy not talking
Aaron: to anyone.
Aaron: That's always a bonus.
Aaron: And, uh, but also, I couldn't help but go, well, someone
Aaron: should have this job if
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: they, if they want it.
Aaron: And, uh.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: So my my Uber profile, this is
Adam K: such a champagne problem, but,
Adam K: um,
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: it says no conversation.
Adam K: I don't want to talk.
Adam K: I'm.
Adam K: This is a short term moment.
Adam K: Like I might not be in the best mood or.
Adam K: I don't know, just I don't I don't know if this is this is
Adam K: going to become a, you know, a relationship down the line.
Adam K: So
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: is it worth my time?
Adam K: I will wait the extra ten
Adam K: minutes for a Waymo to not talk
Adam K: to somebody.
Adam K: And I did that recently.
Adam K: So.
Aaron: It'd be awesome if Waymo does this thing where for the people
Aaron: who miss that kind of nonsense chit chat, you can talk.
Aaron: You can.
Aaron: It has an AI algorithm that'll be like, uh, you can select if
Aaron: you want to hear about the Waymo like newest business idea.
Aaron: It's going to be doing or like the Waymo asks if it's okay, if
Aaron: it smokes weed while it takes you to wherever it does like
Aaron: you, you can choose your your Uber or Lyft conversation
Adam K: Persona.
Aaron: you want to have.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: Um, and you know, the Waymo can tell you like this is just a
Aaron: part time thing.
Aaron: It's actually a, you know, Musician, you know, like
Adam K: Here's
Aaron: a
Adam K: a link to my podcast.
Aaron: yeah, here's a, I actually, I
Aaron: actually am a rapper and it will
Aaron: like just shoot out an album at
Aaron: you.
Adam K: That it makes during the drive.
Aaron: Yeah. And it'll, it will write
Aaron: it on Sharpie and with Sharpie
Aaron: and everything.
Aaron: So I think that's probably in the future.
Adam K: Yeah. I mean, I just, I like
Adam K: that I can, you know, connect to
Adam K: my Spotify,
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: listen to my music and that the
Adam K: driver isn't turning around
Adam K: going sixty miles per hour,
Adam K: showing us the new kombucha they
Adam K: just bought and having it spill
Adam K: everywhere and just have a very
Adam K: long conversation with the
Adam K: people in the back of the car
Adam K: when they should be looking at
Adam K: the road.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: Not to be specific or anything,
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: but who knows?
Adam K: I don't know.
Adam K: AI is going to kill us.
Adam K: That's what they say.
Aaron: S I.
Adam K: Oh yeah. It's super.
Adam K: Again, I talked to Duff about this.
Adam K: I watched some PBS documentary
Adam K: about it and all the
Adam K: intelligence stuff.
Adam K: It's all just rooted in eugenics and white supremacy.
Aaron: Yeah,
Adam K: I didn't know that.
Aaron: yeah.
Adam K: Why?
Adam K: Why are all the things I like
Adam K: always infested by the white
Adam K: supremacists?
Adam K: I'm
Aaron: I
Adam K: realizing
Aaron: don't know.
Adam K: there's a correlation here.
Adam K: Um.
Aaron: The white supremacists, they just have a great work ethic.
Adam K: Well, I'm just saying like, as a
Adam K: as a young boy, I always like
Adam K: video games.
Adam K: And it was sort of like co-opted by the
Aaron: In cells.
Aaron: White supremacists.
Adam K: white supremacist type people,
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: which I'm like, well, I want nothing to do with these folks.
Adam K: I'm this is not, you know, I don't know if I associate here.
Adam K: So I was like, I'll get into motorcycles, God damn it.
Aaron: I get in the helmets with pointy spears on top of them.
Adam K: I thought they were lightning bolts.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: Uh, and then I'm like, you know what?
Adam K: AI seems pretty interesting.
Adam K: I'll look into this crap.
Adam K: It's all based in eugenics.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: So I'm running out of things to like because apparently it's all
Adam K: just been muddied by the worst people in history.
Aaron: You're talking to someone who,
Aaron: like, enjoys Porsches and VW and
Aaron: stuff.
Aaron: And like, I
Adam K: Lives
Aaron: would never.
Adam K: in Texas.
Aaron: Yeah,
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: yeah.
Adam K: Took me to Oktoberfest.
Adam K: I still have the little fedora in my closet.
Adam K: I haven't worn it since.
Aaron: Uh, and do you have the the Luger and the lightning bolts?
Adam K: I kept the little.
Adam K: The diary that you said to read in case of emergencies, which I
Aaron: No.
Adam K: still don't
Aaron: I told
Adam K: understand.
Aaron: you to burn that with all the other books.
Adam K: Oh, well, your German's rusty, so it didn't make sense.
Aaron: Uh, the, uh, I was talking with
Aaron: someone about, like, singing
Aaron: songs in different languages,
Aaron: and, um, she was like, well,
Aaron: you, you know, you wouldn't
Aaron: understand the, you know, the
Aaron: love song because, you know, be
Aaron: in Japanese.
Aaron: I'm like, look, love transcends
Aaron: all language barriers except
Aaron: German.
Aaron: Uh, because that just it sounds like you're threatening someone
Aaron: no matter what you're saying.
Adam K: Yeah. Or you're sad.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: I don't know.
Adam K: Yeah. When when your song feels
Adam K: like Berlin, you're doing
Adam K: something
Aaron: But
Adam K: right.
Aaron: did I tell you in the Porsche Museum, like it was this?
Aaron: You know, it's this beautiful museum.
Aaron: Like, it's almost like a laboratory.
Aaron: White floors and light and a very crisp.
Aaron: And.
Aaron: And you go through and it's all
Aaron: these beautiful Porsches through
Aaron: history.
Aaron: And it actually goes from like
Aaron: the early days through to the
Aaron: present, like any kind of one of
Aaron: those museums.
Aaron: So, you know, you end with these
Aaron: two thousand and twenty six cars
Aaron: or nine elevens and stuff and
Aaron: you're like, oh, very
Aaron: impressive.
Aaron: And then there's this small display case.
Aaron: It's about the size of like a,
Aaron: maybe a little desk and it's
Aaron: clear glass on top with writing
Aaron: on top.
Aaron: So it's hard to read the writing.
Aaron: and it says, oh, by the way, during World War Two, Ferdinand
Aaron: had Jewish, uh, people from the concentration camp doing some
Aaron: work on, uh, the v w s and it was free labor.
Aaron: And we regret that.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: And that's it.
Aaron: There's no like, it's just some it's a little text.
Aaron: It's really hard to read.
Aaron: And you go, wait, hold on.
Aaron: That should have been at the start.
Aaron: We went through the forties.
Adam K: Yeah. You
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: get to the court ordered part of the tour.
Aaron: Yeah. We
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: got to the social media, uh, provoked part.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah. Well, you know, with the history of the Audubon, they're
Adam K: like, yeah, it's really exciting that they they opened it up in
Adam K: nineteen thirty eight.
Adam K: It's like what happened that year?
Adam K: And they're
Aaron: I.
Adam K: like, yeah, who built it?
Adam K: Well, not the guys going to war.
Aaron: Know, and I
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: can just imagine the tour guide of the museum.
Aaron: Like when he starts the tour,
Aaron: he's talking to this group and
Aaron: he's leaning on the glass case
Aaron: with his hand covering the text
Aaron: and going like, we're going to
Aaron: see so many great things in
Aaron: here.
Aaron: And you're like, oh, all right.
Aaron: And then he's like, uh, and just walk on past and they all walk
Aaron: on past the thing and they.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: He. But he just scatters brochures over it and says,
Adam K: don't take too many.
Aaron: Well, he puts the, tell us how
Aaron: we're doing book on top of it,
Aaron: you know, so or the guest sign
Aaron: in book.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Uh, I mean, I've I've limited my time, uh, in foreign lands to
Adam K: mostly, you know, brew tours or,
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: or how they made Jameson tree
Aaron: Smart.
Adam K: times.
Adam K: I, I'm not a big alky.
Adam K: It's just when in Napa, you go to the Bud Light tour.
Aaron: You know, I've read all those vineyards are closing down
Aaron: because no one's drinking wine and the boomers are dying off.
Aaron: And, uh, you know, all that stuff.
Aaron: So you go to Napa, you probably.
Aaron: You go on a nice olive tasting tour.
Adam K: Well, I mean, there I forget what the stat was.
Adam K: Something like seventeen percent
Adam K: of all Americans are on GLP
Adam K: ones.
Aaron: Oh,
Adam K: And
Aaron: yeah.
Adam K: so yeah, so it's like.
Aaron: That can't be true.
Adam K: Why not?
Aaron: Because one, the drugs are still expensive, right?
Adam K: Yes. But the theory too, is that
Adam K: people who need it the most, the
Adam K: ones at risk of diabetes can get
Adam K: it much
Aaron: Through
Adam K: cheaper
Aaron: insurance.
Adam K: through insurance.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: Oh, really?
Adam K: Yeah. You got to jump through some hoops and stuff.
Adam K: Like you have to like go to a
Adam K: class to understand why you're
Adam K: taking GLP one and stuff like
Adam K: that.
Adam K: These are things that I've heard.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: Um, they said I wasn't
Adam K: overweight enough, so I've been
Adam K: trying.
Aaron: No. You could get.
Aaron: You just got to pay a grand a month or
Adam K: Right.
Aaron: whatever.
Adam K: Yeah. Um, but the, it's going to, it's going to go.
Adam K: What's it called.
Adam K: Generic soon enough.
Adam K: So if that number continues to climb, can it.
Adam K: It blocks the receptors of.
Adam K: It basically blocks food, noise
Adam K: and a lot of like addiction
Adam K: noise.
Adam K: So that's probably going to occur.
Adam K: Drinking and smoking a bit more.
Adam K: Not entirely.
Adam K: Uh, so yeah, you're gonna have a lot of people not eating, not
Adam K: drinking wine, not drinking alcohol, not smoking.
Adam K: Um.
Aaron: What are they going to do?
Adam K: I don't
Aaron: Go
Adam K: know.
Aaron: to work, I guess.
Adam K: Yeah. Work longer because we're gonna live longer.
Adam K: So retirement age is going to
Adam K: get bumped up to seventy five
Adam K: within our lifetime, I
Adam K: guarantee.
Adam K: That's the that's the trade off.
Adam K: You get to live longer, which means you get to work longer.
Aaron: I didn't know it craves addicting things like.
Aaron: Like
Adam K: It
Aaron: booze and stuff.
Adam K: supposedly.
Aaron: Supposedly.
Adam K: It's a problem.
Adam K: I
Aaron: Uh.
Adam K: got a I got a a thing in my my mouth.
Adam K: You
Aaron: Well,
Adam K: spit
Aaron: I don't
Adam K: it out.
Aaron: I don't like the sound of that because, well, you know, I love
Aaron: eating and drinking and smoking and other drugs.
Adam K: You can
Aaron: Does
Adam K: keep doing
Aaron: it,
Adam K: that.
Aaron: does it curb like, like, uh, do you get horny on the drug?
Adam K: That's
Aaron: You
Adam K: a great
Aaron: I'm
Adam K: question.
Aaron: asking you personally.
Adam K: Um, well, because I listen to
Adam K: the whole thing about Clavicular
Adam K: and
Aaron: Clavicular.
Adam K: Clavicular clavicle boy, and he,
Adam K: he lost his sex drive, but he
Adam K: was also injecting himself with
Adam K: all sorts of unknowns and
Adam K: probably mixing it with not only
Adam K: GOP ones, but peptides and other
Adam K: stuff.
Adam K: So it probably just ended up.
Adam K: Or maybe he was also just so in love with himself.
Adam K: That could have also been another thing.
Aaron: Well, also, he's gay and he's not admitting it.
Aaron: And he should, you know, come
Aaron: out and be embraced because
Aaron: he's,
Adam K: MM.
Aaron: he he's obviously when he has
Aaron: sex with a woman, he hates
Aaron: himself
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: and he hates her.
Aaron: And he hates, I think, most things, but besides himself.
Aaron: And if he would just like, I
Aaron: don't know, do some mushrooms
Aaron: and then realize all the truths
Aaron: about him, I think he'd have a.
Aaron: I'm not telling Clavicular what
Aaron: to do.
Aaron: Um,
Adam K: Well,
Aaron: I.
Adam K: he's in jail now for like
Adam K: statutory statutory rape or just
Adam K: regular rape.
Adam K: He's he's a rapist, apparently.
Aaron: Yeah. Well,
Adam K: So.
Aaron: and I, I thought he raped an alligator too, but whatever.
Aaron: Um.
Adam K: He took their life away.
Adam K: That's another.
Adam K: He robbed a family of their gators.
Aaron: He was also injecting something into his balls and I can't
Aaron: remember what it.
Aaron: I'm gonna look this up.
Adam K: More semen.
Aaron: Uh, this is why I need a VPN on this computer.
Aaron: Okay.
Aaron: What did.
Aaron: Clavicular.
Adam K: As soon as
Aaron: Bear
Adam K: you said
Aaron: with
Adam K: that, I
Aaron: me.
Adam K: got a notification on my computer.
Adam K: I don't know if this is related to.
Aaron: Uh, let's see.
Aaron: He, uh.
Aaron: What?
Aaron: No. Credible or factual.
Aaron: This is Google AI covering shit up.
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: Um, I see peptides.
Aaron: Yes. He's being charged with rape in Massachusetts.
Aaron: Uh, he made shocking admissions about his penis.
Aaron: And this is the New York Post.
Aaron: So this is pretty this is pretty real.
Aaron: Um, what a weird dude.
Aaron: I'm tired of talking about him.
Adam K: Yeah. Well, to answer your question.
Adam K: So even if sorry, it's the Rogaine problem.
Adam K: All the dudes are taking Rogaine and they lost their sex drive.
Adam K: So then they take Cialis or viagra or whatever to curb that.
Adam K: And then that, um, probably does something.
Adam K: You take another pill for that and you're in the system.
Adam K: You're good.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: You just, you take your pill for the pill, for the other pill for
Adam K: the pill, and then you got your hair, you want to have sex and
Adam K: you cry at night.
Aaron: Yeah. And
Adam K: That's
Aaron: you feel
Adam K: it.
Aaron: nothing?
Adam K: It's
Aaron: You're numb
Adam K: the
Aaron: everywhere.
Adam K: that's why this is the American
Adam K: dream happening right before our
Adam K: eyes, and we must fight to keep
Adam K: it going.
Aaron: I thought about making this machine, and I think about it
Aaron: probably once every six months.
Aaron: Uh, an automatic breakfast machine.
Aaron: You know, that's like a, it's kind of a back to the future
Aaron: esque type thing, but you can make it with
Adam K: Or
Aaron: smaller
Adam K: pee
Aaron: parts
Adam K: wee Herman?
Aaron: now,
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: but it's like it makes your coffee and your eggs and your
Aaron: toast and blah, blah, blah, and it's right there in bed.
Aaron: And I just want it to like, slingshot in front of me, you
Aaron: know, when it's done.
Aaron: So I don't, so I'm just like raring to go.
Aaron: And if you can just add the pills to that too, it just
Aaron: mushes them into the eggs.
Aaron: Your, you know, your weight loss and your erection drugs and your
Aaron: hair and, uh, you know, anti-anxiety your beta blockers,
Aaron: uh, just everything.
Aaron: It's basically, it's, it's a ten
Aaron: thousand milligram pill, uh,
Aaron: roughly the size of a
Aaron: suppository, but it mixes it
Aaron: into your food and you just get
Aaron: it first thing in the morning
Aaron: that way, like you're happy with
Aaron: an erection and a, you know,
Aaron: like a wavy long hair the entire
Aaron: day.
Aaron: That's the dream.
Adam K: I like that we're having this discussion thinking that we're
Adam K: the apex predator.
Aaron: I saw the apex predator.
Aaron: He was.
Adam K: That bull
Aaron: He.
Adam K: moose does not care about his erection.
Aaron: I'm talking about the grizzly bear.
Adam K: Oh.
Aaron: This grizzly bear.
Aaron: Everything you're told about grizzly bears, you know,
Aaron: terrifying aspects of blah blah, blah, blah, blah.
Aaron: You know what he was doing?
Aaron: And I'll show you the picture.
Aaron: He was by a steam pool.
Aaron: He was overlooking the steam that was coming out of it.
Aaron: It's, you know, it's like a little thermal pool.
Aaron: And he just had his head in the steam and that's what he did.
Aaron: And every now and then he'd get
Aaron: up and walk around and he'd
Aaron: sniff.
Aaron: And then he'd come back and look over the ledge again.
Aaron: And he's just getting a facial for about two hours.
Aaron: While all the Chinese tourists were taking pictures of him and
Aaron: trying to get as close as they possibly could to him.
Aaron: Um, yeah, that's the apex predator.
Aaron: He's doing fine.
Adam K: There's always a story in Yellowstone where it.
Adam K: It basically is written as, uh,
Adam K: you know, man wanders, uh, falls
Adam K: into whatever steamy water pit,
Adam K: like whatever this bears looking
Adam K: at,
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: except it's three hundred yards from the fence that he hopped
Aaron: Oh, yeah.
Adam K: and
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: they still jumped in and like,
Adam K: dropped his phone, went in after
Adam K: it.
Adam K: And then because it's two hundred and fifty degrees,
Adam K: passes out and dies,
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: and then it's just bones and,
Adam K: you know, little pieces of
Adam K: teeth.
Aaron: Yeah. And they're trying to, like, scoop him to the shore.
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: But he keeps falling apart as they, you know, they use the
Aaron: rake or whatever they're trying to get him.
Aaron: Yeah, yeah, I saw this.
Aaron: I saw these people.
Aaron: I saw all of them.
Adam K: Mhm.
Aaron: There was one.
Aaron: And I hate to keep saying Chinese guy.
Aaron: Uh, actually, no, that's stupid of me.
Aaron: Uh, I was it was pointed out at
Aaron: the time that this guy was
Aaron: Vietnamese, so he was Vietnamese
Aaron: guy.
Aaron: And he was like, I think he was drunk.
Aaron: And he was very loud and, you know, and and obviously his
Aaron: friends were trying to keep him under wraps or whatever, but he
Aaron: just couldn't be contained.
Aaron: And so they're walking along this wooden boardwalk around
Aaron: these hot spring geyser things that are like some of them are
Aaron: erupting and they're like bubbling acid and just all
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: this stuff.
Aaron: He gets down on his stomach on the boardwalk and makes this
Aaron: noise that I can only describe as ha ha.
Aaron: And he goes down with his hand to reach at the bubbling stuff.
Aaron: And they pull him back and he's like, ah!
Aaron: And his friends are like talking
Aaron: to him and like scolding him and
Aaron: stuff.
Aaron: And, uh, and he's like, he just
Aaron: thought that they were party
Aaron: poopers.
Aaron: And I was gonna, I was so excited because I thought I was
Aaron: going to see someone get like a hook for a hand, but yeah.
Adam K: It's. It's always everyone's.
Adam K: They all go through the same thing.
Adam K: They go, it's not going to be me.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: And then in the moment when it
Adam K: is them, I would I would like to
Adam K: just experience that where it
Adam K: goes, oh, shoot, I am the
Adam K: statistic.
Adam K: I am the guy who fell in the volcano.
Adam K: This could not have been avoided.
Adam K: Could it have?
Adam K: Wait, maybe I didn't need to walk on the volcano.
Aaron: You know, I laugh, and at the expense of my brothers abroad.
Aaron: But I came face to face with a moose that wanted to kill me.
Aaron: And I was like, is this how I died?
Aaron: The stupid way this bull moose
Aaron: is going to charge me and lift
Aaron: me in the air with his huge
Aaron: fuzzy?
Aaron: Like, I don't even know what they called antlers.
Aaron: I don't know, it's huge.
Aaron: He's rack his big rack like I was.
Aaron: That thought crossed my mind like, Holy fuck, I'm going to be
Aaron: killed here and no one's going to find me.
Aaron: Because I was way.
Aaron: We were way deep in the in the mountains.
Aaron: Like
Adam K: Oh yeah.
Aaron: it
Adam K: No loved
Aaron: wasn't
Adam K: ones would report this
Aaron: no, no one knew where we were at.
Adam K: missing
Aaron: I didn't even know
Adam K: man
Aaron: where I
Adam K: missing.
Aaron: was at.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: But, it worked out.
Aaron: So, you know, I can't fault
Aaron: anybody really, even though I
Aaron: have been for the last forty
Aaron: five minutes.
Aaron: But I'm gonna I'm gonna show you that video of the Chinese guy
Aaron: and the, and the bison.
Aaron: And you're gonna, it'll, it'll make you concerned for him and
Aaron: it'll make you concerned about me because I think you hear my
Aaron: voice going like, Phil, this guy's going to be killed.
Aaron: And I was told that that was a shocking new, uh, observation of
Aaron: my personality, and I wasn't.
Aaron: I told the person that you can both be afraid for someone and
Aaron: deeply curious about what's going to happen next.
Adam K: Doesn't make you a bad person, doesn't make you a great person.
Aaron: Doesn't make you a person.
Aaron: Really?
Adam K: You are a person.
Adam K: But the same way a prisoner is a person.
Aaron: Yeah. No humanity.
Aaron: Um, but yeah.
Adam K: The Zodiac Killer was a person.
Aaron: Was a person.
Aaron: Yes.
Adam K: It's a flawed person.
Adam K: He fucked up his own zodiac puzzle.
Aaron: And great at calligraphy, but.
Adam K: Yeah, no great penmanship, but, uh, couldn't count.
Adam K: Great.
Adam K: So
Aaron: No.
Adam K: he messed up his.
Adam K: That's.
Adam K: Everyone's like, this thing's just gibberish.
Adam K: He messed up his own cipher, which, at the time.
Adam K: Impressive, but kind of a sad
Adam K: little fact about the Zodiac
Adam K: Killer.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: I need to I need to add a
Adam K: post-credit scene to the David
Adam K: Fincher movie.
Aaron: Where?
Aaron: He's in community college and he's.
Aaron: And he's teaching like, uh, he's teaching his calligraphy and
Aaron: he's like, you know, and he's teaching, I don't know, puzzles.
Aaron: I don't know what he'd be teaching,
Adam K: Uh,
Aaron: but.
Adam K: I assume he's just laughing too
Adam K: hard at the Bob Newhart Show or
Adam K: something, and
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: he's just like, where was I?
Adam K: I just had one too many or whatever.
Aaron: Yeah. You know, I, I used to have a problem.
Aaron: I'd have three or four hams or Schlitz, and then I'd go
Aaron: wandering around, find hikers and making them and watching the
Aaron: each other shoot him or what?
Aaron: I forget what the picnickers or whatever he came on.
Aaron: And
Adam K: Stabbed him.
Aaron: yeah,
Adam K: Yeah,
Aaron: we
Adam K: I think they
Aaron: watched
Adam K: both
Aaron: that
Adam K: lived.
Aaron: scene.
Adam K: I forget.
Adam K: It's been a while since I seen the.
Aaron: I'm gonna watch that scene.
Adam K: It's on YouTube.
Adam K: It's always on YouTube.
Adam K: That's how people consume movies.
Adam K: That's how I've watched most of Margin Call.
Aaron: Yeah, yeah,
Adam K: Just.
Aaron: that's
Adam K: Just
Aaron: how I
Adam K: yeah.
Aaron: know because I here's what I did.
Aaron: I watched the, you know, one through ten numbers of whatever
Aaron: the, uh, however, what is the site that like, basically breaks
Aaron: down movies into like ten
Adam K: Whatever.
Aaron: movies?
Adam K: It's like movie clips, fun or whatever.
Aaron: I watched them all.
Aaron: And then I was like, I should really watch this movie.
Aaron: And what that meant was watching
Aaron: the six boring minutes that was
Aaron: cut out in between those ten
Aaron: clips.
Adam K: It's a good movie for over like a basically, you know, one of
Adam K: those like twelve Angry Men bottle type things.
Aaron: Yeah. No. It's good.
Adam K: Yeah. And you're like, I can't
Adam K: believe nothing happened to that
Adam K: fake company.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah. Well, Kevin Spacey got his.
Aaron: Yeah. He did.
Adam K: About another week would go by where I don't mention Kevin
Adam K: Spacey, but here we are.
Aaron: Mhm. It's a running thread.
Adam K: Mhm. He's the running thread.
Adam K: Uh, I started work on the Blood Boy video again.
Aaron: Oh, really?
Adam K: Yeah. So what I did was I transcribed the video thing.
Adam K: We shot the, the podcast style thing, which has some, some good
Adam K: bits in there, but it's mostly just a retelling of the blog
Adam K: post you wrote.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: And, you know, took that along with the blog post and I am
Adam K: crafting still working on it, but crafting a fern like, uh,
Adam K: script And working on my pseudo Eastern European voice.
Adam K: I
Aaron: Oh.
Adam K: might just I might just run it
Adam K: through eleven labs or
Adam K: something.
Adam K: But it's doing this all like.
Adam K: And Mackey is a man who lives in a small studio apartment, is.
Aaron: He throws the couch out the window when he's bored.
Adam K: He claims to be thirty seven years old.
Adam K: His blood says otherwise.
Adam K: Um, so.
Adam K: Well, the cool thing I sent you that screenshot.
Adam K: I was like putting your face on a 3D character in blender.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Um, what I was able to do.
Adam K: Claude can now work inside blender, so
Aaron: Oh, okay.
Adam K: I'm pulling models from like Sketchfab and other places.
Adam K: And I just gave it a still of your face and I said, put this
Adam K: face on this model.
Adam K: And after a little while it got there and it looks super derpy.
Adam K: I'm like, this is not bad.
Adam K: So I'm creating like a rig of you as a character.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: And I'm doing all the mapping
Adam K: out all the motion graphics and
Adam K: everything.
Adam K: But yeah, I think when this is all said and done, it's going to
Adam K: be more like a like one of those 3D motion graphics firm videos.
Adam K: So.
Aaron: Well, this is extremely exciting.
Aaron: Let
Adam K: Yeah.
Aaron: me know, like what I can do.
Aaron: And I'm looking at the at the version of me in blender and how
Aaron: drunk I look.
Aaron: And I like it.
Adam K: Yeah. It's whatever, you know, Google will provide.
Adam K: It is funny though, because Fern did just do a whole video about
Adam K: how people are copying their style and ripping them off and
Adam K: making videos about it.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: And I'm like, yes, but we're doing this for funny.
Adam K: I don't,
Aaron: No,
Adam K: I don't
Aaron: but but this is different.
Aaron: This
Adam K: yeah,
Aaron: is different.
Adam K: I mean, look, I did a whole section on, you know, slop and
Adam K: all this stuff where it's like, if you're just, you're just
Adam K: copying somebody's template and
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: making your channel about that, you're a scumbag.
Adam K: I think if you do a one off or you're having fun with it and
Adam K: it's, you know, at the end of the day, all the research and
Adam K: all the work you put into it was done by you.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: So it's, it's based on an original concept.
Adam K: Like I, I'm okay with doing this.
Adam K: Um, I just, I remember back where I had to message a guy
Adam K: where he was re-uploading.
Adam K: It was either inside gaming or fun house stuff.
Adam K: And I was like, dude, stop it.
Adam K: Like, please
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: stop.
Adam K: And he, his excuse was, yeah,
Adam K: but you've already made your
Adam K: money.
Adam K: Like, I should be able to do this.
Adam K: You've already made yours.
Adam K: So let me do it.
Adam K: And I was like, well, I can't argue with that sound logic.
Adam K: Um, but it's yeah, there's a weird human thing of like, you
Adam K: see someone making something, it's the whole, oh, well, I made
Adam K: this and it's like, well, you just copied it.
Adam K: Not that
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: what we were doing was anything
Adam K: original or, you know, unique
Adam K: really.
Adam K: It was just, it was in the sense that it was ours, you know.
Adam K: But, you
Aaron: Plus,
Adam K: know.
Aaron: they don't have things like what you're making in blender with
Aaron: the derpy face shit.
Aaron: I
Adam K: Oh
Aaron: don't
Adam K: yeah.
Aaron: think.
Adam K: No, no, I'm like, I'm going to
Adam K: try to animate it some of it
Adam K: myself so I can at least do
Adam K: that.
Adam K: Uh, my, my favorite lower third,
Adam K: which is, you know, animation by
Adam K: humans,
Aaron: Uh.
Adam K: you know, like animation by
Adam K: humans and the, the robot
Adam K: computer.
Adam K: Okay.
Adam K: Yes.
Adam K: Made by hand and mouse and lots of ones and zeros.
Adam K: But humans, you know, I don't know, I should, I should just
Adam K: put no AI in the.
Adam K: Seeing a lot of videos where it's just like, uh, you know,
Adam K: Marvel rivals animation, no AI.
Adam K: And it's like, okay, thank
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: you, I guess.
Adam K: Pat him on the back.
Adam K: And then I see other videos
Adam K: where they are very much clearly
Adam K: using AI and they say, I'm not
Adam K: using AI.
Aaron: And then you see video of Ben
Aaron: Affleck talking to a crowd,
Aaron: saying maybe it shouldn't take a
Aaron: thousand animators to render
Aaron: something.
Adam K: Yeah,
Aaron: Yeah,
Adam K: yeah.
Aaron: that's pretty much been the thought for the last twenty
Aaron: years, and that's why they didn't pay animators anything.
Adam K: It is playoff season right now for the MLB.
Adam K: I know you don't know that.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Uh, but I'm watching a lot of just regular TV now instead of
Adam K: just the, you know, the MLB stream or whatever.
Adam K: And my God, they're just, I don't know if these ads are made
Adam K: months or weeks ago, but like straight up bad AI ads.
Aaron: Yeah,
Adam K: Pretty wild.
Aaron: yeah.
Adam K: But yeah, um, even, uh, there was one where it was the voice
Adam K: was straight out of eleven labs.
Adam K: It was just one of the default voices.
Aaron: Right.
Adam K: It wasn't the, the Adam one, our
Adam K: favorite one, the one doing the,
Adam K: the Shrek commercial about
Adam K: concrete.
Aaron: Yeah,
Adam K: Uh, that was so good.
Aaron: yeah.
Aaron: They I've seen a few of them on regular TV.
Aaron: And the tears like those are bad.
Aaron: And then the ones, the pre-roll YouTube ones are like the bottom
Aaron: of the barrel, but.
Adam K: Yeah. Well, it's always a really
Adam K: fit, waxy man sitting in a chair
Adam K: talking
Aaron: The fit,
Adam K: about how
Aaron: waxy
Adam K: you can.
Aaron: like fifty year old man.
Aaron: Well, because I have mine set to.
Aaron: I'm sixty five years old on YouTube, so I'm always like, you
Aaron: need to be doing Chair Tai Tai Tai Chi yesterday.
Aaron: And I'm like, should I?
Aaron: And then I see this old man and he's just sitting in a chair.
Aaron: I just lifting his arms and he's
Aaron: like, in one month I went from
Aaron: this and it shows him with this
Aaron: like, you know, spare tire belly
Aaron: to this.
Aaron: And then it shows like an Asian guy with a six pack.
Aaron: Like,
Adam K: All
Aaron: wait,
Adam K: right.
Aaron: what?
Aaron: Hold
Adam K: But
Aaron: on.
Adam K: he's in the same room.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: The time of day is the same.
Adam K: They didn't.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: They didn't change much.
Adam K: No. And then the other one is just it's like Megan Fox in a
Adam K: like a speed suit, uh, just pushing dick pills.
Aaron: Mhm.
Adam K: And I'm like, well, that's real well, kind of.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah, well, it's come full circle.
Adam K: Embrace your destiny.
Aaron: Come full circle.
Aaron: That's that's the newest ad from Hims.
Adam K: If I were to name these episodes
Adam K: instead of just putting in
Adam K: dates, I would call this come
Adam K: full circle.
Aaron: Yeah.
Adam K: But I won't because I'm.
Adam K: We're better than that.
Aaron: I can already see the title wheels turning in your head.
Adam K: They have stopped.
Adam K: It's it's a tired hamster.
Aaron: Well, speaking
Adam K: Just.
Aaron: of that, I need to go to the bathroom, so.
Aaron: But not for that, I have to.
Aaron: I, uh, I'm drinking lots of water.
Aaron: I got Thai lady massage yesterday, and, uh, I woke up in
Aaron: a lot of pain, and she told me this would happen, and I didn't
Aaron: listen to her.
Aaron: So I'm gonna, I'm gonna get rid
Aaron: of all this water that I've been
Aaron: consuming.
Adam K: I appreciate you letting me into
Adam K: parts of your life that I didn't
Adam K: ask about.
Aaron: Yeah, well.
Aaron: Transparency.
Aaron: Hello?
Adam K: Yeah. I'm going.
Aaron: Oh. Okay. Bye.