AMarky: Oh.
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Adam K: I hear you.
AMarky: Is it just on my end, or is the font for this thing, like, wild
AMarky: and wacky font?
Adam K: That might be on you.
AMarky: So it doesn't look like, I don't
AMarky: know, like a nineteen sixties
AMarky: variety.
AMarky: Our font.
Adam K: I. You're talking about like the Adobe interface.
AMarky: Yeah. So it says like untitled in the top left, you know,
Adam K: I'll
AMarky: and.
Adam K: send you a screenshot of what I see.
AMarky: Okay.
Adam K: And you.
Adam K: You tell me if it's what you see.
Adam K: Uh, I also have a dark mode on, because otherwise it's just a
Adam K: giant spotlight in my face.
AMarky: Uh, no, mine looks like it's for for special needs people.
Adam K: That might be some sort of browser setting, I don't know.
AMarky: Yeah. I'm on the Linux computer, so I essentially am.
Adam K: Yeah. You need to sudo
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: install fonts or just, uh, do what I was doing this morning
Adam K: and install wind boat.
AMarky: No, I'd rather look at this and feel like I'm drunk.
Adam K: That's fine.
Adam K: Do you hear some buzzing on your end or is it my end?
Adam K: I don't know.
Adam K: It could be me.
AMarky: I don't hear any buzzing.
Adam K: Okay. That's fine.
Adam K: Live tech support, I think I. I yanked a cable too tight, so
Adam K: that may have been.
Adam K: May I
AMarky: MM.
Adam K: sound fine, though, right?
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: Okay. There you go.
Adam K: Yeah. So I don't know if you saw the news.
AMarky: What?
Adam K: Spencer Pratt did not win.
Adam K: So.
AMarky: Oh. They finally came to a conclusion for the race.
Adam K: Yeah, it it was, I guess, pretty neck and neck.
Adam K: But I guess, uh, he's he's
Adam K: coming to your neck of the woods
Adam K: now.
Adam K: So
AMarky: What?
Adam K: he said if he doesn't win, he's leaving.
Adam K: But again, that might just be in who knows how true that is.
Adam K: But Um.
AMarky: So it's
Adam K: This
AMarky: every
Adam K: man.
AMarky: Californian when they say
AMarky: they're going to come to Texas
AMarky: and then they come to Texas and
AMarky: they're like, why isn't this
AMarky: like California?
Adam K: Why is it hot and empty?
Adam K: And I have somehow less rights, but somehow more.
AMarky: Why would I yell at people in traffic?
AMarky: They point guns at me.
Adam K: Um.
AMarky: I guess
Adam K: Why
AMarky: they do that in LA, too.
AMarky: But whatever.
Adam K: not?
Adam K: Really?
Adam K: I've never had a gun pulled on me.
Adam K: Um, by someone who wasn't
AMarky: Was not
Adam K: a friend
AMarky: related
Adam K: of a
AMarky: to
Adam K: loved
AMarky: you?
Adam K: one.
AMarky: Yeah,
Adam K: It
AMarky: yeah.
Adam K: was, it was, uh, yeah, it was a a friend of my mom's.
Adam K: I remember we, we went on a trip to Catalina and, uh, they're
Adam K: like, oh, go, go wake up Liz.
Adam K: I'm like, okay.
Adam K: So I knock on the door and she's like half asleep, pointing a
Adam K: nine millimeter at me.
Adam K: And I'm like, okay, cool.
Adam K: Just pulled
AMarky: She's
Adam K: out from under
AMarky: like
Adam K: a bed.
AMarky: Martin Riggs.
AMarky: Before she goes to sleep, she
AMarky: just stares at a picture of
AMarky: another lesbian.
AMarky: And it's like, you
Adam K: You're.
AMarky: think a day goes by.
AMarky: I don't think about eating a bullet or some muff.
Adam K: When I said at the Subaru dealership thinking of what
Adam K: could have been.
Adam K: And
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: I'm moving you kids around in a Honda Odyssey.
Adam K: It just makes me want to blow someone's brain out.
Adam K: And it probably was an eleven year old me who just wanted to
Adam K: see Catalina Island.
AMarky: See the fake wine mixer?
Adam K: I've only been passively to that.
Adam K: That little place you get on a little boat down in, uh, uh,
Adam K: Long Beach, forty five minutes.
Adam K: You get a little seasick, then
Adam K: you show up on this little
Adam K: island that has, like, I don't
Adam K: know, two hundred people living
Adam K: on it.
AMarky: Are there a bunch of abandoned yachts on Catalina Island?
AMarky: Didn't I see some post about that somewhere?
Adam K: I wouldn't know.
Adam K: I don't.
AMarky: You're
Adam K: Most
AMarky: not part of
Adam K: likely.
AMarky: that.
AMarky: The abandoned yacht crowd.
AMarky: I saw
Adam K: I.
AMarky: something where it was all these
AMarky: boats just, you know, lazily
AMarky: hitting against the harbor and,
AMarky: uh.
AMarky: And, you know, half of them are
AMarky: sinking, and some are just like,
AMarky: you know, they're dirty from
AMarky: neglect.
AMarky: And they're like, this is the rising, you know, boat endemic,
AMarky: uh, you know, abandoned boat endemic of people.
AMarky: They can't service their boats and they get upside down on them
AMarky: and blah, blah, blah.
AMarky: I'm like, these yachts, these people are abandoning.
AMarky: This is what is.
AMarky: Are you sure this isn't like
AMarky: just their third yacht they
AMarky: forgot about,
Adam K: Right.
AMarky: but.
Adam K: I don't know if somewhere I. I always am interested in where
Adam K: you can squat.
Adam K: Like what what sort of abandoned
Adam K: place is somewhat livable, like
Adam K: obviously the abandoned Sizzler
Adam K: in Tujunga that's all boarded
Adam K: up.
Adam K: Probably don't want to, you
Adam K: know, be homeless and move in
Adam K: there, but probably not so bad
Adam K: to get out on someone's yacht
Adam K: that they probably not hard to
Adam K: break into.
AMarky: No,
Adam K: That
AMarky: but
Adam K: could
AMarky: you
Adam K: be.
AMarky: need power and you need water.
AMarky: Which
Adam K: You're
AMarky: those
Adam K: surrounded
AMarky: things.
Adam K: by water.
AMarky: Yeah. As soon as you start
AMarky: firing up that generator,
AMarky: they'll know someone's on board
AMarky: and.
AMarky: Yeah.
AMarky: No.
AMarky: Yeah.
AMarky: Well, I mean, I guess you could.
AMarky: And as soon as it sinks, you just hop to another one.
Adam K: Exactly. There's just so many I don't.
Adam K: Yeah, maybe.
Adam K: Maybe you invest in some minimal solar power.
Adam K: You don't need to use the generator just just to get some,
Adam K: you know, basic provisions going, just like a, I don't
Adam K: know, a hot plate.
Adam K: You can run for twenty five seconds just so your, your
Adam K: canned beans are not
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: that cold.
AMarky: I have
Adam K: There's
AMarky: a family
Adam K: options.
AMarky: member who's I think, about to
AMarky: move into an RV because he, uh,
AMarky: he just sold or he's selling his
AMarky: house right now, and he, uh, he
AMarky: has an awful relationship with
AMarky: his wife.
AMarky: And I don't know why they I don't know what the draw is for
AMarky: either of them.
AMarky: And now they're talking like
AMarky: before they travel, they're
AMarky: going to live in an RV before
AMarky: they go traveling, hopping
AMarky: around the world, like through
AMarky: Southeast Asia and Portugal and
AMarky: wherever else.
AMarky: And so these two people that basically they needed a house
AMarky: just to have enough separation from one another are going to
AMarky: live in an RV.
AMarky: And, uh, I'm like, yeah, that sounds sounds like a good idea.
AMarky: Why
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: don't you, uh.
Adam K: What what other bad decisions
Adam K: from twenty twenty do they want
Adam K: to make?
AMarky: Uh, I just before this call finished, dragging in the rest
AMarky: of my family members stuff that, uh, he would have put it in a
AMarky: storage, but he didn't want his wife to know that there was a
AMarky: storage unit filled with stuff.
AMarky: So I became the storage unit,
AMarky: which I'm not particularly happy
AMarky: about.
AMarky: And, uh, so I've been like essentially this entire weekend
AMarky: I've been moving, except I didn't go anywhere and I just
AMarky: got more shit.
AMarky: And yeah, it's, it's, uh, I
AMarky: think the big thing for me is
AMarky: some of this stuff is stuff when
AMarky: I was like ten years old and I
AMarky: said, why do you, why are you
AMarky: keeping this?
AMarky: I tell him that and, and my dad that I'd be like, why?
AMarky: Why this?
AMarky: Why keeping this?
AMarky: And they're like, well, because it's a rare, you know, drive
AMarky: shaft from a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
AMarky: And I'm like, okay, I just moved that drive drive shaft five
AMarky: minutes ago into my garage.
AMarky: And I was like, you know, let me just look this thing up.
AMarky: I looked it up.
AMarky: eBay came up with ten listing
AMarky: ten listings for three hundred
AMarky: bucks each.
AMarky: They
Adam K: Right.
AMarky: it's just, it's a three hundred dollars part.
AMarky: It's been moving for forty years.
AMarky: And I'm just like, look, I don't I don't like this because
AMarky: ultimately I'm going to give it to like my dad's going to get
AMarky: it, I guess this weekend or something like that.
AMarky: I'm going to have to end up throwing it away anyway.
AMarky: Throw it away now.
AMarky: Sell it now.
AMarky: You know, it's, it's all the stuff that I remember
Adam K: And then
AMarky: seeing
Adam K: buy
AMarky: as
Adam K: it when
AMarky: a kid.
Adam K: you need it, essentially.
AMarky: It's for a car that you.
AMarky: Well, first of all, he totaled my dad totaled the car that it
AMarky: that it went to forty years ago.
AMarky: He wrapped it around a tree.
AMarky: I pretty sure drunkenly and, uh, you know, he he scavenged what
AMarky: parts he could from it a hood, a drive shaft, I think, uh, a
AMarky: shifter knob, I don't know, it's just some random shit and has
AMarky: been storing it and lugging it around all the time.
AMarky: I want to say from storage costs of these parts that collectively
AMarky: maybe cost a grand, um, he's probably spent ten thousand
AMarky: dollars storing them and
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: you just.
AMarky: And their heavy shit.
AMarky: All this stuff is heavy
Adam K: Mhm.
AMarky: anyway.
Adam K: It's it's the hoarder's dilemma.
Adam K: And it's also you can't really
Adam K: call him a hoarder in that
Adam K: situation because it's like,
Adam K: well, no, I'm collecting or no,
Adam K: this is this is for a rainy day
Adam K: when the real healthy thing is
Adam K: that if I need one, I'll, I'll
Adam K: buy it because they're available
Adam K: instead
AMarky: Well,
Adam K: of
AMarky: I
Adam K: spending all
AMarky: mean,
Adam K: this money putting in a garage.
AMarky: is hoarding.
AMarky: I mean, does something have to
AMarky: have no value for it to be
AMarky: hoarding?
AMarky: Because this these things are like nearly no value.
AMarky: I mean, they have value, but they have no purpose.
AMarky: And so
Adam K: Hoarding
AMarky: I, you
Adam K: can
AMarky: know.
Adam K: be anything.
Adam K: I mean, even if you have, you know, Beanie Babies, which are
Adam K: arguably the, the most worthy of things to hold on to.
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: It's still, it doesn't matter if this physical thing, This,
Adam K: whatever the thing, this thing that's just made of stuff that's
Adam K: not serving you is taking up space in your life and draining
Adam K: your bank account at the same time, and also creating a rift
Adam K: between you and your loved ones.
Adam K: It's hoarding.
AMarky: Yeah. And I tried to explain this to the person last night
AMarky: and in front of his wife, and I wasn't going down very well
AMarky: because it was like I had made like three trips up there.
AMarky: It's like forty five minutes one way.
AMarky: So an hour and a half round trip.
AMarky: I made three of those trips yesterday.
AMarky: Um, coincidentally back into the
AMarky: city that I grew up in or for a
AMarky: few years.
AMarky: And, uh, so I'd been there more yesterday than I had been in
AMarky: like twenty years.
AMarky: And so I was a little tired at the end of the day.
AMarky: And, and I think his wife was saying something like, well,
AMarky: sure do appreciate, you know, you holding on to this stuff.
AMarky: And I just want to well, I wanted to kill her, but I at
AMarky: least yell, but I shouldn't.
AMarky: I was just like, you know, I feel like that's me.
AMarky: That would be me regressing into the type of life and world that
AMarky: enabled this hoarding.
AMarky: So I'm just going to get out of here with all this junk and
AMarky: throw it into some corner space.
AMarky: And then in a few months, when I get tired of it, I'll say it's
AMarky: either being sold or it's getting thrown away.
Adam K: I have a I have a business idea for you.
Adam K: So you
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: know, those those pods, the that people buy, like they just drop
Adam K: it off for like movers,
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: like you just, you just fill
Adam K: this small container full of
Adam K: shit.
Adam K: So it's a company that looks like that, but in reality, all
Adam K: that stuff's just going to the dump or being donated.
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: So the person thinks it's going somewhere.
Adam K: It's like, oh, it's going in your pod, but it's really called
Adam K: like, you know, pads.
Adam K: And
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: you get them to put all the old teddy bears and car parts and
Adam K: all this stuff in there.
Adam K: And then, you know, it's almost like a, like a heist movie.
Adam K: They they remove the.
Adam K: They don't have to do this, but it's just for comedic effect.
Adam K: They.
Adam K: They pull it off and instead of says pads, it says city dump.
AMarky: Yeah,
Adam K: And then
AMarky: the
Adam K: it just.
AMarky: logo rips away.
Adam K: It's, it's more just for you because you, you, you paid the
Adam K: three hundred dollars for this service or whatever.
Adam K: But yeah, you disguise a, a storage service as a, or a trash
Adam K: service, as a storing service.
Adam K: And you can most likely those
Adam K: people are like, oh, how do I
Adam K: go?
Adam K: Where's all my stuff?
Adam K: You go, oh, it's fine.
Adam K: It's at the, it's at the place, you know, and then maybe it just
Adam K: makes an AI generated image of their the room with all their
Adam K: shit in it.
Adam K: But in reality, it's with, uh, some small Puerto Rican family.
AMarky: No, there should be an option to where they video what happens to
AMarky: it and they after it's all done, they send a link to the person.
AMarky: And so the person can see their stuff going into an incinerator.
AMarky: And
Adam K: I
AMarky: then
Adam K: feel like I don't know if it's the
AMarky: it's
Adam K: energy.
AMarky: kind of like an e-card, you know?
Adam K: As long.
Adam K: Yeah. And it's all just very, uh, cartoony and happy.
Adam K: Like,
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: here's all your old magazines on fire.
Adam K: Yay!
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: And then
AMarky: You
Adam K: they
AMarky: didn't
Adam K: just.
AMarky: need this pilot's license you don't use anymore.
AMarky: I, I brought in a phone.
AMarky: It's a phone from, like the nineteen thirties or something.
AMarky: And I said, what's the deal with this?
AMarky: Is this like grandpa's or something?
AMarky: And he goes, no, this is just
AMarky: it's a it's a hotel rotary
AMarky: phone.
AMarky: But instead of ringing, it
AMarky: buzzes because it's a hotel
AMarky: phone.
AMarky: I go, okay, well, I
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: guess I'll put it in my living room.
Adam K: I, I restored a, I wouldn't even call it restoring, but basically
Adam K: there was this old record player, I think I was showing
Adam K: you photos of it.
AMarky: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: You
Adam K: And,
AMarky: change the internals, right?
Adam K: you know, so the internals were just rusted.
Adam K: And a lot of it was just diodes
Adam K: and bulbs and things that I
Adam K: couldn't even even fathom
Adam K: repairing or finding the pieces
Adam K: for it.
Adam K: And it was all just heavy old metal and all this stuff and it
Adam K: was just rusted.
Adam K: And I mean, yes, if I was a real
Adam K: like advocate of this sort of
Adam K: stuff, I would have probably
Adam K: gone through and tried to fix
Adam K: it.
Adam K: But instead, no, I just got it.
Adam K: And I put like a modern vinyl record player in there because
Adam K: the, the wood was, you know, I restained the wood and sanded
Adam K: everything down and everything and re-upholstered it and all
Adam K: that stuff, because it was more of like, it was just the look
Adam K: that they wanted for it.
Adam K: Um, and then I put all these modern components in it and like
Adam K: just whatever PC speakers.
Adam K: And, you know, the thing ended up weighing a fraction of what
Adam K: it did before, Ah, but there was that feeling of oh, but the
Adam K: stuff so old, and I should hold on to it.
Adam K: But then part of me is like, it's all just garbage.
Adam K: It's, I don't know, like, what would be the point of
Adam K: maintaining this old thing other than the, the, the forced
Adam K: nostalgia around it?
Adam K: I mean, if it was really that loved, it would have been taken
Adam K: care of in the first place.
Adam K: So I don't know.
Adam K: Might as well just treat it the way it is seen.
AMarky: I
Adam K: And
AMarky: was
Adam K: I
AMarky: reading
Adam K: did that.
AMarky: that because I was like, what is the main cause of hoarding?
AMarky: And it's not like there's some real like, I mean, it's like,
AMarky: it's can be a multitude of things or it could be one thing,
AMarky: but it's, you know, it could be anything from a, you know,
AMarky: someone has ADHD and they have inability to, you know, delegate
AMarky: or make decisions.
AMarky: So they just, they can't make the decision of throwing away.
AMarky: So they just keep or it's
AMarky: depression and assigning
AMarky: emotional importance to
AMarky: inanimate objects.
AMarky: so then you can't throw them away.
AMarky: Uh, sometimes it's, you know, a
AMarky: mental issue where, you know,
AMarky: again, it can lead to it's like
AMarky: a depression thing or emotional
AMarky: response to an inanimate object
AMarky: or, you know, you're like an
AMarky: alcoholic and there's a
AMarky: nostalgia thing and it's,
AMarky: there's a comfort in having
AMarky: familiarity around you, even if
AMarky: the object doesn't make any
AMarky: sense.
AMarky: And, you know, there's all this stuff.
AMarky: I'm like, yeah, all this checks out.
AMarky: This all makes sense.
Adam K: We. We as a human species, love our stuff.
Adam K: We love our things.
Adam K: So.
AMarky: It's just making me
AMarky: uncomfortable because now like,
AMarky: there's a bunch of stuff in my
AMarky: house, like I have five antique
AMarky: radios in my living room right
AMarky: now.
AMarky: And I look at, I'm like, this makes me uncomfortable.
Adam K: Let's get rid of them.
AMarky: I have fifteen guitars now, fifteen guitars.
Adam K: I would
AMarky: I
Adam K: argue
AMarky: have enough for four bands.
Adam K: I would argue you could get away
Adam K: with at most one acoustic, one
Adam K: electric.
Adam K: Two.
Adam K: Two is fine.
Adam K: You don't need the strata.
AMarky: That's
Adam K: You
AMarky: a
Adam K: don't
AMarky: great
Adam K: need
AMarky: idea.
Adam K: the.
AMarky: And that is what I had before yesterday.
AMarky: That's exactly.
Adam K: I mean, if anything, you might be able to make out pretty well
Adam K: at a pawnshop.
AMarky: Why?
AMarky: Why?
AMarky: Well, whatever.
AMarky: There's, uh, yeah, I, I it's making me it's making me antsy
AMarky: having all this.
AMarky: And there's like, um, what else
AMarky: is, what are the things that
AMarky: are.
AMarky: Yeah, there's kind of like old
AMarky: antique type furniture pieces,
AMarky: but, you know, like there's
AMarky: antique furniture that's like,
AMarky: oh my God, this is like solid
AMarky: mahogany.
AMarky: And it was this and this.
AMarky: But then there's, there's always been the Ikea furniture, even,
AMarky: you know, in the eighteen hundreds, there was the kind of,
AMarky: you know, cheap and some of this stuff is that.
AMarky: And I'm like, I don't need this.
AMarky: I don't need this in my house.
AMarky: And now I'm stacking things.
AMarky: I have two vintage RCA TVs.
AMarky: Now that.
Adam K: Oh.
AMarky: Yeah, it's that kind of thing.
AMarky: And I'm like, I'm feeling a
AMarky: little feeling a little anxious
AMarky: here.
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: Like I might need to get the sledgehammer out.
Adam K: Oh, yeah.
Adam K: Maybe you can make one of those.
Adam K: Uh, what do they call those things?
Adam K: Those like those anger rooms where people just break stuff.
Adam K: Maybe you can donate to that and
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: then.
Adam K: And then use it.
AMarky: And then film that and send it as a link to, uh.
Adam K: Just does Adam one of those
Adam K: little just just like a chibi
Adam K: sort of Japanese overlay of just
Adam K: like Yatta, we're so happy to
Adam K: inform you that your shit has
Adam K: been broken.
AMarky: There's a great money making
AMarky: opportunity if you play the
AMarky: first five seconds of the video,
AMarky: right?
AMarky: As they're raising the hammer and they go to unlock to see
AMarky: what happens, you know, fifty dollars or whatever, and then it
AMarky: unlocks the other five seconds of the video just smashing this
AMarky: antique phone or whatever it is.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: You get on that?
Adam K: You you draft the, uh, the LLC paperwork, and, um, I'll just
Adam K: give you my thumbs up.
AMarky: Yeah. I'm just in a mood.
AMarky: It's been a month, for
Adam K: It sounds
AMarky: sure.
Adam K: like
AMarky: Oh,
Adam K: it's
AMarky: yeah.
Adam K: been a
AMarky: The
Adam K: month.
AMarky: other thing.
AMarky: I might be moving in, like, three weeks.
AMarky: So now
Adam K: Mhm.
AMarky: I have all this extra shit that I don't, you know, I maybe I can
AMarky: just have the movers kind of accidentally smash some of the
AMarky: things like they did accidentally with my other stuff
AMarky: when I was moving.
Adam K: What if you put a posting out there and just say you're having
Adam K: an estate sale, and
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: you, you invite people over to take your stuff
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: and you're just like, everything with a Post-it note on it is,
Adam K: you know, for grabs, whatever, just color code it like
Adam K: everything that's green is two bucks and you figure it out, you
Adam K: go from there
AMarky: Oh,
Adam K: and.
AMarky: I, I remember the main thrust of why I brought this up besides
AMarky: all of my bitching and moaning that you would like.
AMarky: So one of the the the centerpieces of this entire
AMarky: weekend, besides, uh, one of the other big things was there was
AMarky: this piece of art that I got that I had to move, and it was
AMarky: wrapped in brown paper.
AMarky: And my family member gave me
AMarky: this box that was also wrapped
AMarky: and then a VHS that was not
AMarky: wrapped.
AMarky: And he said, uh, and he's kind of sheepish.
AMarky: He'd been explaining everything in detail that he was giving me.
AMarky: And then with this stuff, he was
AMarky: like, uh, yeah, and that's a
AMarky: print and that goes with the
AMarky: print.
AMarky: And then he kind of moved along.
AMarky: And so I, I filed this in the back of my brain.
AMarky: I was like, I need to, I need to know what this is.
AMarky: And so I get get back home.
AMarky: And the VHS was like, it didn't make any sense.
AMarky: It's from nineteen ninety.
AMarky: It's the copyright.
AMarky: It's never been opened.
AMarky: It's, you know, it's shrouded in plastic as VHS new VHS were.
AMarky: And it said it was the behind
AMarky: the scenes look at the artist
AMarky: creating her, her work, her
AMarky: masterpiece.
AMarky: I was like, what in the hell is this?
AMarky: And the artist's name is this woman named Bev Doolittle.
AMarky: And the little blurb on the VHS said, the premier painter of
AMarky: pinto ponies in the world.
AMarky: And I go, what?
AMarky: And so then I opened up this other thing, and it's this whole
AMarky: collector's booklet of her series called Hide and Seek.
AMarky: And what it is, is it's these pinto ponies painted against
AMarky: rocks to where the the pony blends in with the rock and it's
AMarky: brown and white.
AMarky: And then there's this collection of them.
AMarky: She made, I don't know, sixteen
AMarky: or twenty five of these
AMarky: paintings.
AMarky: And when you put them all in a
AMarky: grid, it spells out hide and
AMarky: seek.
Adam K: Oh,
AMarky: And,
Adam K: wow.
AMarky: and I was like, what the fuck?
AMarky: And so then I, I open up the,
AMarky: the paper, you know, covering
AMarky: this enormous.
AMarky: It's like four feet by three feet print.
AMarky: And it's the hide and seek print.
AMarky: And it was it was only number.
AMarky: It was numbered.
AMarky: It's a it's a rare thing.
AMarky: It's seventeen thousand two hundred and sixty four out of
AMarky: twenty five thousand, uh, of these, of these prints.
AMarky: And I found the receipts and all
AMarky: the things for it in nineteen
AMarky: ninety.
AMarky: How much do you think it was?
Adam K: Five hundred dollars.
AMarky: Six hundred and fifty dollars.
AMarky: And I
Adam K: I
AMarky: said,
Adam K: was I was aiming high.
AMarky: I was like, I wonder what this is worth.
AMarky: Now I find Bev Doolittle.
AMarky: She's
Adam K: Huh?
AMarky: still painting pinto ponies.
AMarky: She's got
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: a website.
AMarky: She's got she's still selling
AMarky: these limited edition of twenty
AMarky: five thousand.
AMarky: Guess how much they are now.
Adam K: Two hundred dollars.
AMarky: Six hundred and fifty dollars.
Adam K: It's. She's recession proof.
AMarky: What is it?
AMarky: It's lost.
AMarky: Two in six hundred and fifty dollars in nineteen nineties.
AMarky: Money would have been, uh, let's see, about
Adam K: It's like two
AMarky: two
Adam K: grand.
AMarky: grand or something
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: like that.
AMarky: So it is lost by staying the same price.
AMarky: It has lost most of its worth.
Adam K: She is the Costco hot dog of pinto pony hide and seek art.
Adam K: That's
AMarky: Now.
Adam K: impressive, though, that she's stuck with it that long.
AMarky: I say all this and it's, you know, it'd be little of me to
AMarky: belittle another artist.
AMarky: And she's been working on it and
AMarky: doing the things she obviously
AMarky: sold.
AMarky: Well, I don't know how many she's.
AMarky: Maybe she just picked a random number and said, this will be
AMarky: seventeen thousand or whatever, but I think I should contact her
AMarky: and just get an update and say, hey, I have a family member who.
AMarky: The only explanation for why you
AMarky: would have this is because he
AMarky: must have saw you at some
AMarky: convention or something, and
AMarky: fell in
Adam K: Bath
AMarky: love with
Adam K: salts.
AMarky: you and decided
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: I. That's what I was trying to tell me.
AMarky: I was like, the only reason a man.
AMarky: So my family member would have been how he would have been
AMarky: twenty seven or twenty eight at the time he bought this.
AMarky: And
Adam K: My
AMarky: like the
Adam K: God.
AMarky: only reason a man would buy
AMarky: something like this a a painting
AMarky: of pinto ponies spelling hide
AMarky: and seek is because he must have
AMarky: met this woman or gone on a date
AMarky: with this woman and was like,
AMarky: yeah, yeah, I gotta, I gotta buy
AMarky: this or, or had some crush or
AMarky: something.
AMarky: I want to prove myself wrong by talking to this lady.
AMarky: And one.
AMarky: Understanding your process because I find it fascinating.
Adam K: There
AMarky: And
Adam K: is
AMarky: two.
Adam K: a
AMarky: Well,
Adam K: go. I
AMarky: I'm
Adam K: was going to say
AMarky: just
Adam K: there.
AMarky: gonna say, did you ever meet my family member?
Adam K: Yeah. No. Go. Sorry.
Adam K: Finish your your thought.
AMarky: No, that was it.
Adam K: Okay. I was going to say maybe you can ask for a refund if
AMarky: Oh,
Adam K: you have the receipt.
AMarky: I have all the receipts.
Adam K: Yeah, but then technically, I mean, it doesn't matter because
Adam K: you didn't pay for it, but that would just be kind of funny and
Adam K: be like, hey, uh, I know you sold this in the early nineties,
Adam K: but, um, this
AMarky: Not
Adam K: just came
AMarky: the early
Adam K: to my
AMarky: nineties.
Adam K: fam.
AMarky: Nineteen ninety is practically
Adam K: Oh
AMarky: the eighties.
Adam K: yeah.
Adam K: The late eighties, early 90s when this thing was created.
Adam K: Um, I noticed your prices haven't changed.
Adam K: And I mean, you might be able to get yourself a quick six fifty
Adam K: and then you can invest that money into paying the movers to
Adam K: throw all the shit out that you're now hoarding.
AMarky: Actually. And I might have one hundred bucks left over.
Adam K: Go, go to the new family friendly Hooters.
AMarky: You know what would be great?
AMarky: So I put something in a similar
AMarky: size frame back in the
AMarky: packaging.
AMarky: And then if he ever opens it, it just spells out you have a
AMarky: problem in butt in pinto ponies.
AMarky: I gotta say, you gotta look this
AMarky: thing up, this hide and seek
AMarky: thing because
Adam K: I'll
AMarky: it's
Adam K: look.
AMarky: like.
Adam K: I'm kind of interested in what a pinto pony is because I know
Adam K: what a Clydesdale is.
Adam K: I know what a Shetland pony is, but I've never
AMarky: It just
Adam K: heard of
AMarky: looks
Adam K: a
AMarky: like
Adam K: Pinto.
AMarky: a horse.
AMarky: I, I don't know what the deal is either.
AMarky: Like it's
Adam K: Okay.
AMarky: a horse that's part rock, I don't know.
Adam K: Pinto. Because I think of the car, the pinto.
Adam K: And then I think of the
AMarky: Right.
Adam K: pinto bean.
Adam K: So now I'm thinking of Mexican food.
Adam K: So then, like, I guess dessert.
Adam K: But Pinto pony, I don't know.
Adam K: I don't know enough about horses.
Adam K: I'm not equestrian enough.
Adam K: But
AMarky: Yeah,
Adam K: anyway, well,
AMarky: I'm libertarian, so I don't know either.
Adam K: I.
AMarky: But.
Adam K: Speaking of restaurants, I saw this thing and so they, their
Adam K: Microsoft was saying their new AI data center uses as much
Adam K: water annually as a single restaurant, but they didn't
Adam K: specify which restaurant.
Adam K: So I was wondering if it's like, like, is it like a hometown
Adam K: buffet on a Friday?
Adam K: Like, come on, let's, let's be honest here.
Adam K: But I mean, that that did seem like some positive news that
Adam K: they're, uh, they're almost done taking all of the water away.
Adam K: Um, that they're using less of it.
Adam K: So.
AMarky: Again, I want to look back into that Erin Brockovich story where
AMarky: she's like, they're building a mall in drought stricken areas.
AMarky: And I'm like, is that just because everywhere is drought
AMarky: stricken now, or there's like a conscious strategy to, to it or,
AMarky: you know, I don't, I don't know.
Adam K: I
AMarky: So.
Adam K: also want to see like her.
Adam K: What conspiracy theory has she
Adam K: been a part of that we don't
Adam K: know about?
Adam K: Because the movie comes out and then you find out that, you
Adam K: know, when Major Taylor Greene's talking about Jewish space
Adam K: lasers, she's like, you know, there's some truth behind this.
Adam K: You go, oh, okay.
Adam K: Or, you know, she's when RFK is throwing out some random
Adam K: bullshit about, you know, Tylenol and autism, she's like,
Adam K: well, you know, we are taking this to the highest of courts
Adam K: and you're like, oh, you went insane, I see.
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: Cool.
AMarky: I don't know.
Adam K: So.
AMarky: I don't know if that's the case.
AMarky: I mean, again, that's a it's a it's something to dig into.
AMarky: I,
Adam K: Right.
AMarky: I want to do some Erin
AMarky: Brockovich work and some Bev
AMarky: Doolittle work and, you know,
AMarky: maybe just combine them into one
AMarky: piece.
AMarky: The
Adam K: What?
AMarky: where are they now?
AMarky: Of, of pony and environmental activists.
AMarky: But.
Adam K: What?
Adam K: What other great biopics would
Adam K: be ruined by social media having
Adam K: existed within, you know, like
Adam K: Rudy's lifetime?
Adam K: Like what, uh, what what swath of people would he constantly
Adam K: bitch about on his Twitter feed or Facebook page?
AMarky: I'd love to make a documentary like examining the life of Bev
AMarky: Doolittle and constantly like referencing like, you know,
AMarky: before she passed, she made all this stuff, blah, blah, blah.
AMarky: And then it comes out like she's still alive.
AMarky: And it just was too lazy to look it up.
AMarky: She she's still she's still painting and still has this
AMarky: series of horse stuff.
Adam K: I like that idea of making a documentary in one shot and
Adam K: doing no research whatsoever.
Adam K: So you just kind of have to flip the coin.
Adam K: She dead or alive?
Adam K: Let's just go with dead.
Adam K: You know, who
AMarky: Yeah,
Adam K: knows?
AMarky: it's
Adam K: And it's
AMarky: easier
Adam K: just
AMarky: to
Adam K: everything.
AMarky: write if she's dead.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: Yeah. Oh, it's it is almost like a low level.
Adam K: Lem wrote like the whole thing.
Adam K: You just you just go stream of consciousness and you're just
Adam K: you're just making up facts as you go along of like the Pinto
Adam K: pony, founded in eighteen forty nine by Pecos Bill.
Adam K: Uh, I don't
AMarky: And
Adam K: know.
AMarky: it's one
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: of those things, too, where the
AMarky: LM makes the script, you know,
AMarky: and produces this whole
AMarky: documentary, and then you just
AMarky: ask a simple question at the
AMarky: end.
AMarky: It's like, I think Bev Doolittle is still alive.
AMarky: And it goes, I that's my bad.
AMarky: I should have checked that
AMarky: before writing this entire
AMarky: documentary.
AMarky: You know what?
AMarky: You're right.
AMarky: I should be more factual, blah, blah, blah.
AMarky: And then it goes through and then it fucks it up again
AMarky: anyway, because that's
Adam K: Yeah,
AMarky: what happens.
AMarky: And.
Adam K: yeah.
Adam K: I don't know.
Adam K: We're we're getting close to the point where they'll they'll
Adam K: start pushing back and go, this is a bad idea.
Adam K: Just stop.
Adam K: So for
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: now, though, just enjoy the the sycophant.
Adam K: Uh.
AMarky: It won't it won't do that on the
AMarky: free tier though for the free
AMarky: tier.
AMarky: It'll just, it'll let whatever poor person go down a rabbit
AMarky: hole that they want.
AMarky: They'll tell them all sorts of misinformation.
AMarky: It won't care.
Adam K: I mean, you you know how this works in any other trade.
Adam K: You you pay more for the for the real talk, you know, you pay
Adam K: someone basically to tell you your crap and
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: then they, you
AMarky: And
Adam K: know.
AMarky: then you get to the level where you ignore even that person.
AMarky: That's the when you know, you've
AMarky: really made it where you're
AMarky: like, no, I think my gut is
AMarky: right.
Adam K: I will make that bad decision.
Adam K: I will
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: I'm gonna invest in a space X.
AMarky: I'm
Adam K: You
AMarky: going to
Adam K: can't
AMarky: spend six
Adam K: stop
AMarky: hundred
Adam K: me.
AMarky: and fifty dollars on a print, A limited edition pony print.
Adam K: What will do better for you.
Adam K: Some space X x AI Twitter stock
Adam K: or a Pinto pony painting from
Adam K: nineteen ninety.
AMarky: I think technically it's it's lost less money than what the
AMarky: stock market had.
AMarky: Like if like you're purchasing power, if you're using just
AMarky: Doolittle paintings, I think is more it's more powerful than
AMarky: just a dollar bill.
Adam K: Show up before the closing bell with that painting.
Adam K: Go!
Adam K: How many?
Adam K: How much I get for this sandwich?
Adam K: Soy stock options you can buy.
AMarky: It just spells recession in horses and rocks.
AMarky: You
Adam K: But
AMarky: should look it up whenever you get a chance and you
Adam K: that.
AMarky: see what I'm talking about.
Adam K: That's the thing though.
Adam K: Like you cut to the post-apocalyptic world and those
Adam K: paintings are still going for six hundred and fifty dollars or
AMarky: Man.
Adam K: I guess whatever sort of script, uh, exists in that world.
Adam K: It's all just sex favors.
Adam K: Uh, I don't know.
Adam K: I imagine razor blades or sheets
Adam K: of toilet paper will become our
Adam K: currency.
AMarky: Yeah, yeah.
AMarky: I think toilet paper, um, you know, water, obviously.
AMarky: And, and then if, if you just
AMarky: have a little pinto horse meat
AMarky: that people can eat just to get
AMarky: by.
Adam K: Um, so I'm going to put out this.
Adam K: Is it the future yet?
Adam K: Article.
Adam K: And I'm just going to call it part one.
AMarky: Okay.
Adam K: And then no rush on you to do yours.
Adam K: But I'm going to do self driving cars.
Adam K: Forget the other one and self driving cars.
Adam K: There's a basic rant about the internet from the cable guy.
Adam K: And then I think I'm going to do digital actors or.
Adam K: Oh no no. All mine are like Jim Carrey related basically, except
Adam K: for the self driving car.
Adam K: Um,
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: uh, and Batman Forever.
Adam K: They have that scene with basically AI video.
Adam K: I don't know if you remember the scene.
AMarky: Batman with AI video.
Adam K: It stood out to me as a because the Riddler is the bad guy.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: And so there's the whole scene
Adam K: where the Riddler kills whatever
Adam K: the, the, the head of the
Adam K: research wing of Wayne
Adam K: Enterprises, whatever.
Adam K: And then he like looks at the
Adam K: camera and he's like, I fucking
Adam K: did it.
Adam K: I killed the guy.
Adam K: And I remember as a kid being like, he's gonna get caught.
Adam K: That's not good.
Adam K: And then the police watch the evidence, and there's just the
Adam K: video of the guy running out of a window to his death.
Adam K: And they're like, well, there it is.
Adam K: He killed himself.
Adam K: And then when Batman's like, putting it all together, he's
Adam K: like, he must have digitally altered the footage.
Adam K: I'm like, how like, like that didn't make sense in, you know,
Adam K: around the time pinto ponies were a thing.
Adam K: So it was I mean, that was what, like ninety four, ninety five
Adam K: whenever that movie came out.
Adam K: And I
AMarky: Batman
Adam K: was like,
AMarky: Forever is ninety five, I think.
Adam K: Yeah. And like that felt just way too out there.
Adam K: But then I was like, well, you could kind of do that.
Adam K: Like you could.
Adam K: People are faking evidence today.
Adam K: They're doing it poorly.
Adam K: But like there was the Uber
Adam K: driver who took a photo of his
Adam K: car and said like, and then had,
Adam K: uh, Gemini basically screw it
Adam K: up, but he forgot to take the
Adam K: watermark off.
Adam K: Um, he was trying to get, he was trying to charge his drivers
Adam K: like an extra one hundred and fifty dollars for cleaning fees.
Adam K: Um,
AMarky: Are.
Adam K: so I'm like, okay, well, that's already kind of happening.
Adam K: I don't know, I mean, like, yes,
Adam K: obviously in propaganda and
Adam K: stuff, AI video has been, uh,
Adam K: taking over, but it's, you know,
Adam K: at no point the Batman forever
Adam K: thing was just just out there
Adam K: because they're just, they sort
Adam K: of just, yeah, he must have
Adam K: faked it or like, hold on,
Adam K: there's something really
Adam K: interesting here we're not
Adam K: talking about.
Adam K: So anyway, uh.
AMarky: Lazy writers is what we're not talking about.
AMarky: But.
Adam K: It is
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: lazy, but also it was a technology that was showcased in
Adam K: a movie that like, hey, this is like kind of a futuristic thing.
Adam K: Wouldn't say Batman Forever is
Adam K: really a sci fi movie, but
Adam K: there's a lot of sci fi aspects,
Adam K: so
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: I don't know.
Adam K: I'm not going to touch Batman and Robin with ice skates that
Adam K: can somehow come out of your feet and, uh, whatever else.
Adam K: Diamonds that can power your your frost armor.
AMarky: Is is that the costume with the nipples?
Adam K: Technically, Batman Forever had the nipples.
Adam K: They're just at the end.
Adam K: Um, and then Batman and Robin just
AMarky: And
Adam K: went
AMarky: Robin.
Adam K: full nipples.
AMarky: That's
Adam K: Yeah,
AMarky: right.
Adam K: they just went, oh, they like that stuff.
Adam K: They like the, the weird montage dress up ass shots.
Adam K: Let's do that with all the boys.
Adam K: So.
AMarky: I think there's some elements of Demolition Man that I would like
AMarky: to tackle that
Adam K: I
AMarky: I
Adam K: figured
AMarky: think would
Adam K: I
AMarky: be.
Adam K: figure you'd go with that one.
AMarky: Yeah,
Adam K: Yeah. Um.
AMarky: but I think we should have
AMarky: implemented already and haven't
AMarky: yet, but.
Adam K: I just like the idea of freezing people, taking
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: up eight times the amount of
Adam K: room and resources it would
Adam K: just.
Adam K: Rather than just killing them.
AMarky: That was I felt it unnecessary
AMarky: in Demolition Man for them to
AMarky: show Sylvester Stallone's frozen
AMarky: bush, as
Adam K: Mhm.
AMarky: they're like, as the camera's
AMarky: rotating around him as an ice
AMarky: cube.
AMarky: Like you see just this, like
AMarky: just this toupee over his
AMarky: crotch.
AMarky: And you're like, why?
AMarky: Why didn't
Adam K: Mhm.
AMarky: they just cover it up with some ice or something?
AMarky: You don't need to show that he
AMarky: they froze him with a bush, you
AMarky: know, there.
AMarky: But.
Adam K: He tries to hide it, but yeah,
Adam K: that's kind of a weird part of
Adam K: the movie where it starts off
Adam K: in, you know, the far off future
Adam K: of I think that one starts in
Adam K: like nineteen ninety seven or
Adam K: whatever.
AMarky: It Starts with ninety seven.
AMarky: Then he gets on the board in like twenty thirty six I
Adam K: But
AMarky: think.
Adam K: you would think it's a weird
Adam K: thing because it's a it's a
Adam K: futuristic punishment.
Adam K: But in the past, so like, I guess maybe they just started
Adam K: rolling this stuff out, but it seems like something they stuck
Adam K: with for the next thirty years or however long he's for twenty
Adam K: years, I forget how long and.
AMarky: He's he's frozen for like almost forty years I think.
Adam K: He's frozen in Detroit and he wakes up in San Diego.
AMarky: No, no. San Angeles you
Adam K: Right.
AMarky: Ukraine.
AMarky: It's a
Adam K: Oh,
AMarky: mixture
Adam K: I.
AMarky: of Los Angeles and San Diego.
Adam K: Yes, yes.
Adam K: But the movie set he's on looks like nineties Detroit.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: And then San Angeles itself was just.
Adam K: I mean, I think the police
Adam K: station was just the convention
Adam K: center.
AMarky: Actually, I mean, it looks like early nineties LA, to be honest,
Adam K: How
AMarky: you
Adam K: dare
AMarky: know?
Adam K: you?
Adam K: I know
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: it it actually I mean, because as a kid growing up in the
Adam K: nineties, you'd watch movies like predator two and, uh,
Adam K: Falling down and all this stuff when it's really smoggy.
Adam K: And it just when like sunset was kind of just a miserable time.
AMarky: Mhm.
Adam K: It just, it did feel kind of like that.
Adam K: It doesn't feel like that so much anymore just because it's
Adam K: not as smoggy.
Adam K: But man.
Adam K: Yeah.
Adam K: I remember just being depressed watching movies about the the
Adam K: city I lived in.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: Anyway. That's that.
Adam K: Um, but yeah, I'm gonna work on that this week.
Adam K: And then, um, I think I'm going to try to get a, a video out of
Adam K: that, uh, that ghost game I play just to, just to do it.
Adam K: Why the hell not?
Adam K: I don't know if you actually read my article about
AMarky: I did, they're very entertaining.
Adam K: I thought you would enjoy the reference to Michael Forsyth.
AMarky: I, I have been enjoying this series.
Adam K: Yeah. Thank you.
Adam K: Well, there's technically only one, but.
AMarky: Well, I know it'll be a series.
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: It better be a series.
Adam K: Well, I want to open it up with a video montage of me as a kid
Adam K: and all these game shows.
Adam K: As being accosted by weird Japanese men.
Adam K: Um uh.
Adam K: And then.
Adam K: I mean, whenever you got blood
Adam K: boy stuff, please send it my
Adam K: way.
AMarky: Yeah. It's the the issue.
AMarky: It doesn't, it doesn't.
AMarky: It's all in me anyway.
AMarky: But like it's my computer split into two.
AMarky: I'm doing work on the Linux side, but to do blood boy work I
AMarky: got to switch over to windows side and the.
AMarky: That means stopping all the stuff on the Linux side.
AMarky: And it's a pain in the ass and
AMarky: then going the windows side and
AMarky: it's yeah, it's it's, it's
AMarky: alternating between two pains in
AMarky: the asses that are of my own
AMarky: making.
Adam K: Linux. You're just.
Adam K: It's for that that thing you're building.
AMarky: Yeah. That's for, for coding things and for actually work
AMarky: things and all sorts
Adam K: Okay.
AMarky: of stuff like that.
AMarky: And then windows has none of that.
Adam K: That makes sense. No. Yeah.
Adam K: I mean, windows has Adobe, and that's it.
AMarky: That is it.
AMarky: That is absolutely
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: it. And if there was something
AMarky: better on Linux than I'd be
AMarky: using that.
Adam K: I mean, you could technically get DaVinci resolve working on
Adam K: there, but I've never had much luck of it
AMarky: I know
Adam K: being
AMarky: it gets
Adam K: sustainable.
AMarky: clunky.
Adam K: It's
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: pretty I, I saw a GIF of some
Adam K: guy getting a fingerprint reader
Adam K: working on Linux, and so I found
Adam K: one on eBay for thirty bucks,
Adam K: bought it, got all excited, and
Adam K: went through this whole
Adam K: troubleshooting process just
Adam K: because I was like, I just, I'm,
Adam K: who knows something down the
Adam K: line.
Adam K: I could do something with a fingerprint reader just for fun,
Adam K: whatever, I don't know.
Adam K: Um, who knows?
Adam K: Just, just building out some app just to have the option to like
Adam K: play with it because I know,
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: uh, you know, gyms use it and stuff like that and like, yeah,
Adam K: who knows, whatever, I'll just give it a try.
Adam K: And after multiple just
Adam K: failures, it was the one time
Adam K: where Claude was like, you know
Adam K: what?
Adam K: This isn't working.
Adam K: You need to just delete everything that you've done here
Adam K: and just use your password.
Adam K: And I was like, wow, it just gave up.
Adam K: And I called it out for giving up.
Adam K: And it just said, look, man, you've already wasted an entire
Adam K: morning on this stuff.
Adam K: Maybe, you know, maybe check back on this, this, uh, this
Adam K: open source app in a month.
Adam K: All right, all right.
Adam K: Fine.
Adam K: Claude.
AMarky: The
Adam K: You
AMarky: voice
Adam K: little.
AMarky: of reason.
Adam K: Yeah, you little bitch.
Adam K: Trying to.
AMarky: Giving up?
Adam K: Trying to tell me how to improve my life anyway.
Adam K: Well, alrighty.
Adam K: Uh, yeah, that's that's everything on my end.
AMarky: All right.
AMarky: Sounds
Adam K: Yeah.
AMarky: good. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
AMarky: I'm gonna make a good contribution to this.
AMarky: This future piece.
Adam K: I felt like
AMarky: I'm
Adam K: it would.
Adam K: It would speak to you.
AMarky: I, I have things to say.
AMarky: Well, I will have things to say.
AMarky: I don't have things to say right now.
Adam K: I'm.
Adam K: I'm going
AMarky: I
Adam K: to
AMarky: have
Adam K: try
AMarky: concepts
Adam K: to.
AMarky: of things.
Adam K: I'm going to try to recreate the Joker's, Uh, evidence tampering
Adam K: in real life.
Adam K: I want to see if I can.
Adam K: I can take a screenshot of the
Adam K: security footage of Edward
Adam K: Nygma.
Adam K: That's a terrible name.
Adam K: Um,
AMarky: Yeah,
Adam K: yeah.
AMarky: E Nygma.
Adam K: Uh,
AMarky: Yes.
Adam K: um.
AMarky: Oh, yeah.
AMarky: Like I said, lazy writing.
AMarky: Actually, that's probably fine
AMarky: for that kind of movie at the
AMarky: time.
Adam K: It's
AMarky: For
Adam K: also.
AMarky: that kind of comic book movie.
Adam K: Yeah,
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: pulpy from the thirties.
Adam K: Whatever.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: I mean, you get a pass.
AMarky: Yeah.
Adam K: Anyway, I'm gonna go watch Batman forever now.
AMarky: I'm going to, uh, go move a drive shaft into my garage and
AMarky: then stare at my new artwork.
Adam K: I know it's not a euphemism, but it should be.
AMarky: Yeah, it's all this is going to happen.
Adam K: All right.
Adam K: Uh, I'll get this thing up, and we'll talk later.
AMarky: Okay. Talk to you later.
Adam K: But.