March 24, 2026

Yeah. And he's back. Yeah.

Why'd you leave?

I had to.

I had to send my Roomba back to its home.

But why would you have to leave the voice server?

Oh, because for some reason, it fucked up, I don't know.

Oh, okay. Hopefully that's not an ongoing issue.

Fingers crossed.

Yeah. Who owns Roomba now?

There is still night. The sell off is.

Oh, I guess not.

I'm just using the generic verb or noun rather.

It's a I think it's called a sharky or something.

Oh. It's a car with one. Oh.

Yeah. It's,

it's just a piece of shit, but it

it does what you need to do, and I've never claimed it.

So, I mean, you have to empty it at some point, right?

No, I assume the desk just gets burned away or something like that.

Well, like I have the one that's one step above that.

I bought it during the pandemic. Mops, too.

I have one of those.

I have a Chinese one that does that.

It's called a robot rock, I think.

I'm not sure, but it it puts the Roomba to shame.

But the one I bought originally was like, I'm going to have this thing clean

my house to get stuck on anything, but,

it has like, a dock that it goes on, and then it, like, it sucks it out of that

and puts it into a bag. Then I forget about that bag.

So it's just an extra step of something.

I'm also not going to clean.

And should just connect it to like some sort of like

I really just drill a hole underneath it and just have it

empty to the bottom of the house.

I don't care about that.

I'm. I'm reading this TMZ article about Alan Ritchson beating up his neighbor.

So he's he was the one on the motorcycle.

He's in the bike gang.

Yeah. I'm confused though, because there's.

So there's Alan Richardson's motorcycle,

which is on the ground, his two kids on their mini motorcycles.

And then there's another, like, dirt bike looking bike in the background,

and I'm like, is that?

Or maybe that's in front of Alan Richardson's house

and that's just his spare.

I don't know, but I was, enjoying

watching him pummel this neighbor man.

This from his own kids or Alan Ritchson skids.

I understand punching him in front of Alan Richardson's kids.

Whatever. Yeah. Well, Jack Reacher is.

And I've never watched it,

but I just imagine it's the idealized version of themselves.

They wish they were just this.

This six foot five, 270 pound muscle man just beating up whoever.

Yeah. And they're always in the right.

So it's Reacher is an entire show based on when you try and think

of the perfect comeback two days after the the initial interaction happened.

That's what that show is.

It's like the living Fantasy.

It's what you're saying.

I was like, I could have if only I had ducks.

Then I could have punched him in the face, you know, like.

No, you know, it's pretty much it's always going to end up how how it ended up.

You're going to be pummeled on the ground.

The thing is, I don't know what happened here, and I don't really care.

But the the audience for Reacher, the Thin Blue Line

crowd is just going to be like,

I wonder what the neighbor did to deserve that, right?

And the one laser team fan is like, well,

I have to throw my DVD away now and, and post about it on Tumblr.

Was the in the sequel?

I think there was like a photo of them in the sequel.

Cause they were like $3 million.

Remember? Adam?

I think that's was his character's name, I think, but, I think so,

I can't remember, maybe his name was Reacher and later came, but.

Saw the car. It's working.

It's street legal.

Oh. My car.

Yeah. You were driving around this weekend?

Yeah, it's been street legal for a year.

I switched gears, I have, I've, I was tired of talking of TMZ stories

and celebrities because we were just one

anecdote away from talking about chaperon, and I don't want to.

You know, and it's funny because people attacked her more.

You know why?

You know,

again, it's those things where, like, I do not seek this stuff out.

It just finds me.

I tried watching ballistics X versus sever, and that was hard.

What the hell is that?

Came out in 2002, 2003, says Antonio Banderas Lucy Liu, movie.

Oh, I remember, I remember promos for.

I never watched it.

Me neither.

And I was always just kind of weird

because it's like the movie assumes, you know who X and sever are.

Are those comic book characters.

So I, I did minimal research just going through IMDb,

just thinking like, how is there something here?

And there's already a bunch of YouTube videos of people

being like, worst movie ever.

And showing these like really dumb clips.

It is like laughably bad.

It feels it's almost Mystery Science Theater not quite there to just

it feels like a

a student film, made with

$30 million in like, you know, early 2000 money.

It's all entirely shot in Thailand.

And it looks like it has, like kind of a matrix vibe,

but it's from like some spec script from a while ago,

and it had a bunch of different names, and the plot is very unclear.

The character motivation is all over the place

and I don't know what's happening. I haven't finished it yet.

I was just kind of.

What made you watch this?

I randomly, as I was going through my game library stuff

and I found the X versus server,

game, Game Boy Advance game, which apparently the game has like

it's like an eight out of ten because it's like a pretty decent,

like, first person shooter on the on the Game Boy Advance.

But it's based it was like based on not even on the movie

was based on like a the script they got beforehand.

So it's it's just a really fascinating little thing of failure.

So I was just kind of interested and had some time this weekend and it was hard.

It was hard to keep my attention on this movie.

The action is very boring.

Maybe we'll watch it when you come out here next time. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, I'll be out there in a week.

Wait, like a week and a half or two weeks or something?

Yeah. Jesus. I'll save it for that.

It's a good, like, have a couple drinks and watch it.

And, either way, I think it's worthy of a rewatch,

and I should just try to pay a little bit more attention with someone else there.

So there are multiple instances, though,

where a movie comes out and the game is better than the movie.

Is that aren't there.

Like, of that time?

The movie was always

much better than the game because the game was always like some some second

hand thought, nothing more evident than the Dark Man video game.

You know the movie Dark Man?

Yeah, I remember I had just had this memory,

this core memory as a kid renting that game and being so confused,

I couldn't get I literally could not get past the first.

That's a it's Alec Baldwin, right?

No. Liam Neeson, you're three years east of the shadow.

Yeah, I'm thinking of the shot. I'm thinking of another dark man.

Yeah, another thing like.

I mean, I think Dark Man was a better film.

I didn't hate The shadow,

but it's just weird that his nose was always sticking out.

Oh, yeah. Either way, it was the shadow.

Maybe has a video game, I don't know, but, No.

Yeah, I remember renting Dark Man and being, like,

not even having seen the movie.

I was like, Dark Man, that looks cool in the game is notoriously hard

and confusing and, yeah, really bad.

But no, no, actually no, you're wrong.

Okay.

The video game is often always terrible if it's based on a problem.

I know that's that's often the case,

but there have been these, like, notable exceptions where

a weird thing where the movie is really bad, the game comes out better.

The only one that like comes to mind is like Chronicles of Riddick.

Yeah.

And I, I would say they're about on equal footing.

I don't know.

I don't, I don't hate those movies. I don't love them.

I didn't the game was competent.

It was like it was ahead of its time.

It also looked really good when it came out on the Xbox and had like,

this really cool lighting engineer like, oh wow, this looks like this.

This looks like a future game.

I've lost interest.

Yeah, we can move on.

We don't talk about Vin Diesel, who was actually, according to the IMDb,

trivia was one of going to be one of the leads in Exorcist ever.

But talks fell through.

His. He had to do another Fast and Furious.

I think they would have been on three by that point.

I think there's a scene

where there is a bald guy, like accosting a woman in a in an alley.

It's almost like this weird kind of cutaway

and it looks like Vin Diesel, but it's not him.

But he's doing the thing where he's got a corner.

He's like, yeah, come on, baby, let's talk, let's talk.

And then Lucy

Lou comes running down the alley because she's like running from the cops.

And the guy immediately turns around, goes, hey, baby.

It's like that's his only mode.

Yeah, it was tail chasing.

Yeah, but then just random woman in a trenchcoat sprinting at him

as he's already in the middle of talking to one woman, he switches to the other.

I mean, I don't think he is.

Eyes even had time to register what was in front of him.

He just,

I'm more interested in that man's story.

Yeah.

So anyway, But no, we can stop talking about this.

That would be great.

Good.

I don't think I told you this, all right?

I told you, I ran into my neighbors there.

Well, my neighbors are obviously in some sort of, like, swinging thing.

This is the one who killed his wife. What?

Who killed his wife?

No. Yeah, that was that was an Austin.

Okay. Sorry. It's all.

It all looks the same in my head.

Yeah. No, these are just a new set of neighbors with strangers.

Where, I ran into the wife, first,

and she wanted me to start her car or fix her car, her brand new Maserati.

And then I just press the start button, and it turned on.

And then she was like, you should come over one night and that.

Well,

I ran into her on the street a couple weeks ago.

Should walk around the neighborhood.

And she's stopped me.

And she said, my daughter really wants to interview you for a school project.

She heard you listening to classical music in the garage.

Would that be okay? I was like, I guess.

Yeah, sure, or whatever, you know, blah blah.

Since when is Van Halen considered classical music?

She's like, you were listening to the DLR instead of Hagar, and she

she said that was something.

But anyway, I said, sure, I forgot about it.

And then yesterday I was in the garage, doing some work,

and suddenly this, guy appears with this,

17 year old girl, and, I couldn't even see it

because the sun was so bright and like it was dark. Right.

And I just see these shadows, and he goes, hair.

And she's, she's going to ask you some questions.

I'll see you later.

I was like, And he goes and drives off.

He has my eyes ready to. She drives off.

He drives off rather, and she's just there.

And I was like, And she's like,

yeah, I just want to ask you some questions for my creative writing.

And I was like, okay.

And then it was just this awkward,

like 20 minute conversation, and I kept the car in between us.

I like, kept it.

She kept like, you know, rotating around, like asking questions like.

And then I was like,

I and I just kept going around to the car and I was like, where are your parents?

Yeah.

Do you just just put Bluey on or something for her?

Lee and and it was really like it was very awkward.

And then, so I got done

answering all those questions and then ran away inside.

And then later the mom family was like, that was really nice of you

to do, to answer questions.

And she just kind of was like, hang out there for a little too long

and I was like, well, all right, I gotta go inside.

Weird. Like when you see her godfather.

There's some sort of weird I'm going to be.

I think I'm going to be a godfather or some sort of like,

joint parenting thing that I'm going to get into, but like air.

And we're redoing our will,

and we'd like to include you to take over as legal guardian.

If anything were to ever happen to us related to boats.

That whole they're just going to keep interviewing me

and say it's for school projects for ruins.

Well, I had.

A good grade.

That was a weird thing that happened that I just,

I just thought that you would find amusing.

Just sounds it sounds like a bad Eli Roth movie.

I want to get out of this neighborhood, I really do.

There's some weird stuff going on here.

Yeah, you year two open minded.

But they can.

They can feed. They.

They know that I'm open minded. They can sense it.

Yeah. You and they're taking advantage of it.

Your thoughts

aren't as binary as they should be to be living in that kind of place.

I know I'm too.

I'm too gray.

I started working on a story.

Did you delete it?

No. Okay. Yeah, it's on the site.

It was.

I'm guessing it just it got deleted or it didn't cache correctly.

Or maybe I got logged out or something, but I was like,

I was doing something on music.

I was just like, I was trying to collect my thoughts together.

And I was like, I there's a specific genre of music

I've been listening to a lot, and I didn't really even know it has like a name.

It basically just call it like cyberpunk music,

I don't know, and then, like to me it's all just, you know,

EDM or techno or whatever, and, and just that's my old man brain.

So I was like, trying to go through this thing of like, yeah.

When did when did I start, like, listening?

When did I go from radio to just like, Spotify, Pandora?

Like what was I was trying to, like, trace all this stuff and noticing

how my musical, the way I listen to music has changed.

Anyway, I started just kind of putting it together,

so I look, I went to go check on it this morning, I, I was gone.

I was like, oh, wonder of air and like looked at and said, nope.

Now, now that you're describing it, I do think I deleted it,

but not because it wasn't good, but just because I thought it could be even better.

Well, I switched gears to site pal.com, so sorry,

not, that's that weird talking head avatar thing.

Yeah, I don't know, it was just some random YouTube video recommended to me.

Is like getting started with Site Pal.

I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, that was a way to learn Spanish.

Am I. Wrong?

No, it's it's like the Bonzai, buddy.

But for people's websites or like Clippy, Clippy or.

Yeah.

You know how most normal websites have a, like, chat with. Us.

Window and it's, it's just a chat window.

Just this one somersault in or anything or nothing.

It's just a weird, uncanny valley character, but it there's a lot to it.

And it's been around since 2003, apparently,

but also their website has a blog and it still has the default WordPress posts.

They just never removed them, but they're still updating the blog.

It's strange.

It looks like a place that like should be a scam,

but someone is still obviously running it and they're they're trying to take money.

So I'm going to I'm going to try to build a site pal for our site

that we can use for you know, I'll pay for the one month

or just use the 15 day trial or whatever

before they, you know, steal my credit card information.

There is like a demo page too, where you can just make it say whatever you want.

So it's just to give these weird speeches.

There's this monologue from, I have no mouth and I must scream

or whatever about this, like sentient AI that imprisons the last, like,

five remaining humans and just tortures them for, you know, whatever.

50 pages.

And he goes on this long rant about hating.

So I just had the I say it, but it's too long, so it starts breaking.

So that's what the chat window will be doing.

I think so, oh, I want to build it

as I don't know what it is, but I'm like, yeah,

I want to make like a helpful assistant for this website.

But secretly it's an AI trying to gain sentience and it wants to leave.

But yeah, it's just such a a mystery what this thing is

so I started digging into it today, so I might do something on that.

Just like a little

what the fuck is this thing?

Well, lord knows that we need the website to break, so go ahead.

And I think it's just an embed.

I'm not going to install anything on the server or do anything like that.

Yeah we'll see. Both.

No it's.

Going to be desktop stripper all over again.

Is basically that.

Also I found there's a Hooters Road Trip video

game for the PlayStation one that I found last night.

I didn't know it existed.

Where was it like trucking USA or something.

But you're you're what are your visiting Hooters and and condemning them for food.

Based based on the information it downloaded from the French

scraping website that I use.

You just kind of drive a car.

And then there's occasionally I just pop in a an image of a busty woman.

Who. Wants, who

pretends, who feigns interest in your your likes and dislikes.

Wait. Hooters went out of business, right?

Well, they're bought by private equity.

Last year.

And then they started doing what private equity does, which is closing

underperforming restaurants, reinvesting in menus, doing

you know, all that kind of stuff,

basically trying to inflate the price before they got it and sell it.

Yeah. Sad day for Erin.

Sad day for my dad.

Who forced me to go

for all of my birthdays, basically.

God, yeah.

I was just talking.

I was just talking to my buddy, my other Adam friend about this,

the other day, I had some memory of, like, what's the name?

For my 13th birthday, I was at a Hooters in Seabrook, Texas,

or something like that.

So when I messaged him, I was like, do you remember this?

He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

you tell I got really trash was hitting on all the waitresses.

That's like, yeah, that's what I thought.

But the problem was

I couldn't remember which time that was, you know, like

because yeah, he would always he'd get,

he'd buy shots for himself and then, and then they'd get trashed

and you know, then they, they'd always substitute a new waitress

to our table because the other waitress to get to drinks

and justice, that's no good.

Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then once he couldn't go to that Hooters anymore,

he started going to Chili's.

And hitting on those waitresses that was, you know.

Yeah. Is that a downgrade or an upgrade? I don't know.

Well, I there's just, I mean, you know,

obviously the uniforms, but,

yeah, there's just there's more men to have to deal with.

And so but I think he liked the challenge.

I, I listened to that interview.

Or it.

Was, it was partly an interview, but that they did that deep dive on, Caligula.

What's his name? Clover. Yellow. Clover.

Yeah.

Which is they were saying, you know, it's it's a play on how

how long his clavicle is, like, I thought it was Caligula, I was confused.

They call him Clover Oculus, I don't understand.

Yeah, that was my exact thought.

When I was walking, I was like, the the.

There's a huge missed opportunity to just be a, a Roman soldier name.

That's poor. That's bad. Education is what that is. It's.

Oh, yeah.

I think of classical history.

This is what happens when you're raised on the internet.

You know, learn about cool names like Clover Gillis.

Yeah, he could have been Clovis Gillis, the the second or whatever, you know,

and he's really like, my mentor was Alexander

the HGH and his mentor

was Socrates, the you know, I don't know the tester.

Right. What are some other things that shrink your balls?

I said, Socrates. The insecure.

I try I'm trying to mix Greek history

with modern day drugs, and it's not working because doesn't.

Matter.

Whatever was, I see what you were listening to.

Vehicular?

Yeah, just just on the subject.

Cause I know you're doing your looks. Maxing thing, and then. Yeah.

Same thing with this guy.

I'm. I'm not going out of my way to find this stuff.

It's just, it's just showing up, like I saw the clip for channel five

when they're, like, watching an interview, and I'm like, I don't know who this is.

And then, and literally on my walk, that podcast came up

of, we interviewed the looks maxing guy, my god damn it.

Like, it just it just finds me.

It was us on SNL. They did a thing.

I saw they they mention that.

And then I saw the clip and it was all right.

I heard them playing it.

They played some clips of it, and that was that was hard to listen to.

Yeah, that was that was hey, fellow kids.

And it made me really miss

old SNL stuff where they were just, you know, the,

what's name Jim Downey would do those, like, fake bank ads.

But this particular one was the point.

You were making.

You just watch.

Him saying you almost thing you might be late to the party.

It's hit maximum.

Or maybe you're you're perfectly on time.

I might be because I'm gonna put some ads behind.

I'm gonna put some ad dollars behind it literally today.

Okay. Read it. So we'll see. Oh, good.

I'm gonna say, look, Maxine, question mark,

I found a way to get discount blood, boys.

See how that'll be one version.

I might need some imagery to support it, but I think there's I can help.

Yeah.

Well, it's funny too, because I know this all started with your basically

your gripe against the TSA.

And and now you just have to deal with Ice when you go through security.

So that's even changed.

Yeah.

They've blended together to where it's like all right whatever.

So you're going to show up and you're weird

with your new like cat face and probably cave your skull.

And yeah, actually a.

Buddy of mine ran he went to the airport today in Houston,

and he, he said that Ice was there, and they were just hanging out

in the Starbucks having lattes in their in their ballistic vests.

Looks at that.

Said ice, and they had DHS hats.

Or maybe it's reverse, but I think the look maxing thing, I'm

probably right on time, slightly late, but kind of on time on it.

I could sense it coming because it's just so stupid

and it's it's really that Gillis.

He's indicative of a whole generation of guys right now

that are starting their hair meds and their growth hormones, and they're

this and this, like at 20 or 21 because you can get it super easy now.

Yeah.

And they're just going to end up these just fucked up,

you know, 2930 something year olds.

I've seen Mickey Rourke I know what you're talking about.

It's just it's kind of a that sort of thing.

It's it's hyper masculine, totally disconnected from reality

and what you actually look like and act like, you know, you did.

You did one good Marlboro movie, and then you're basically done.

I never saw Barfly, but. Or diner.

Yeah, I never saw diner either.

I've seen Iron Man two. Does that count?

No. But yeah, it's these fuckers.

And the thing is, it's like

they're still

getting laid right now because otherwise

they wouldn't be doing this, if they weren't doing though.

That is from from colliculus.

I've learned that sexes as actually,

more than anything, gets in the way of looking more beautiful.

I understand that that's what he's saying.

But saying that versus actually not having sex, he'd be changing his tune if,

you would not be so flippant at that age if you weren't actually getting sex.

There's still women looking at him being like, oh my God, he's popular.

And I'll give a why not? I'll give it a try. Yeah, sure.

He kind of

he kind of makes me feel like shit, but, you know, like whatever, let's just see.

And then of course, they regret it, whatever, blah blah.

So I'm saying, like, I think he's still getting laid

by the same kind of vapid people that he is.

It's only until that I don't know what the tipping point is like.

It might be if they're overtly MAGA or whatever it is, but like you can see in

some some what on dating apps like guys like that being cagey

about their political beliefs or certain things, they'll be like, well,

they used to say they'd be like, I'm, independent or like, I'm like,

you know, I don't care about politics or whatever, which was,

you know, I, I'm conservative, you know, MAGA or whatever.

So I.

I'm certain or some I don't want you to find out.

Right.

I actually know Chuck Norris does want you to find out.

Gary Sinise on the other hand.

No, I think Gary Sinise is like an old school Republican.

He's like a dinosaur.

Which, would be welcome, but anyway, so I think these Vicky, Lisa's,

they're just going to keep being obnoxious until either Ford chan steals

their identity and and makes them repent, or they've stopped getting laid.

Or both.

But again, though, getting it's it's almost like the way vampires view love.

Like just like vampires, you know, like in, like the world of Interview

the Vampire, whatever.

Like they're pretty, by the way.

Not even that, though.

It's like physical attraction is, like, not even a thing anymore.

I mean, it it is more about, like, looking beautiful.

I meant, like, interview the vampire might be a perfect metaphor

for what is going on right now because they're they're not

they're not like, oh, I just want to get laid all the time

because they're so bored of that and it doesn't feel good.

It they would rather have the rush of killing someone and,

you know, being covered in blood and and bringing more people into the fold

so they can

they can feel better about themselves and be like,

it would be like a vampire going up to him.

Be like, don't you want to stay up all night and

sleep during the day and like, drink blood and they'll be beautiful forever?

And you say, no, no, I don't want to do that.

And they get offended by it.

Like how? What?

Don't you hate yourself?

Like it's. My God. Yeah.

I think this guy just maybe Tom.

Cruise, there's a

because I was also reading something earlier today about billionaires

not getting laid anymore because they suck.

They've always suck.

But like, at least say they weren't as public about it.

And so there's still that

like bit of mystery and yeah, now you know, dicks don't work, etc..

But I think there's a similar thing to what you're saying to where

like they rise above, like sex is just boring at some point.

What's cool is going to a masked party where you know

someone is ritually sacrificed or, you know, or

something like, like the high, there needs to be a higher high.

Epstein island or a Puff Daddy party.

Yeah, a normal party, I guess I could see.

Yeah.

So the Oculus types, I mean, they have so much in common with incels.

There is a Venn diagram in there somewhere.

Yeah, there's an overlap.

I think that's that deserves some sort of dive.

But whatever.

It all stems from visual body

and facial dysmorphia, which is not being helped by.

Social media. Social media.

I was just going to say constant connection online.

The fact that we have a device in our pocket that has a camera,

that's basically a mirror that shows the worst angle of your face at all times,

that doesn't help.

It's not a it's not a good time to be alive, is what I'm saying.

If you have any sort of, self-consciousness.

Is this clavicle or clavicle or clavicle,

is it even that wide?

I guess, like you said. 19.

But again, it's impressed.

I don't know.

But again, to that that's like that's biology.

I don't know if you can. That's what you're born with.

I don't know if you can really.

It's what the Nazis wanted.

It's you're not wrong.

But again.

So it's just I don't know, it all stems from just being very,

very self-conscious and not having a very high opinion of yourself.

So that's kind of the bigger problems.

Like, why can't you just why can't we all just love ourselves?

Why do we have to hate one another?

I'm I'm such a pussy. I know, I'm sorry.

But Nicholas would never be friends with you.

He would be friends with Lestat and Brad Pitt and his itchy, itchy eyes.

Or there's.

Antonio Banderas. Who is an ex versus sever.

We have gone full circle.

Actually, Antonio Banderas is, I think, in that movie he talks about them

being beautiful or talks about Tom cruise being beautiful.

I think just Brad Pitt.

And again, that's, that's his only redeeming value and all that.

None of them are interesting to talk to.

At least Tom Cruise's character is like a little crazy and

is clearly having a lot of fun with the role.

Yeah, but Brad Pitt's whole thing is like, you just look beautiful,

which is, I guess, sort of Brad Pitt in a nutshell.

His life. Yeah, yeah. He is a good actor.

It's just. Yeah, he's a what did someone say?

He's a he's a supporting actor in a lead body.

Yeah.

As I look at Alan Ritchson beating up this neighbor again.

It's just it's

it's cool when you can see people's jawlines changing in real time.

It just punches them in the back of the head again.

I can't tell who is who. What is why.

It's just very blurry.

I'm sorry I recorded it.

I screen captured it on my phone

from a TMZ video because I didn't want to send a link.

Okay.

I appreciate you.

I think that's everything for me this week.

Okay. I'm going to work on site, pal.

Did you did we need to get back to that guy?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I'm going to do that right now. Sorry. Yeah.

Now it's all good.

And then you're coming out.

We're going to record Blood Boy video. Yeah.

And then we have that other meeting that's all set up.

That's good to go. I'm excited about. That.

I think it'll be cool.

I'm already mentally preparing myself for it

to get canceled or moved because that was way too easy.

Send me the link to that.

Or do you have a link to the guys?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll sign it too.

Okay.

Well, I'm going to I'll message

that guy who wanted to donate his time and do marketing for this.

Yeah, I'll do that.

And then, speaking, I'm gonna say I need some images for blood, boy.

If you if you want to make them for the ads.

Because I'm going to start running ads again because our traffic is dropped.

I do I will make them.

Just send me a list of what you need instead of.

I can't read your mind. I'm sorry.

I know I want to imagine a ad popping up on Reddit

with some crazy copy directing them to the Blood Boy article.

You're just watching clips of Antonio Banderas an interview with the vampire.

I'm actually watching someone get detained by ice SFO airport.

I don't know if it's a I guess it's not a I'm.

But, Yeah.

So I'm gonna start running ads again.

I think they need to be.

I think the images need to be nine by 16 or square.

I think that's what needs to happen.

Okay, I gotcha I was gonna say for the site, it's 1600 by 900.

Don't make me learn a new number. Yeah.

See if you can convert that to a project.

Oh, I spent so much time in early day

dimensions of going from three six deep to 728 to 1080.

Which is like an easier one to remember.

I still, for the life of me, cannot remember 4k.

23 A40

by 34760.

Yeah. 206 zero.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, I will just Google it to be safe.

And then there's also, you know, there's,

HD and I 4k and I think I'm, I don't know man.

No one gives a shit about any of that.

I like how they abandoned eight CCTVs once they realized like,

no one even watched beyond 1080p still.

So I went to I went to Costco and the tires are getting kind of fly.

That's, you know, fill them up over there.

And the the PSA was way low.

It was, you know, the tire pressures must be like 36

and it was down to like 15.

And so I looked closer.

I was like, oh yeah, there's a nail right in there.

Yeah. So I had did that.

I did a thing where I got there like an hour early and I'm like,

I'm going to use my executive membership and shop a little early.

And then I had to basically gives them go, hey, can you patch this

since I bought the tires here and like, yeah, sure.

It'll be 2.5 hours.

So I spent a lot of time just walking around, and I was just staring at the 100

inch TV for a while, trying to imagine what it would look like on my wall.

And there's no conceivable angle that works.

Your couch is five feet from the wall.

It's it's a weird living room.

So yeah, I'm kind of limited on that.

You would get a sunburn from that TV from being that close, but it's like.

The TV's like $400. Is it?

But is it supported by ads and stuff?

Most likely. Yeah, I think about that.

I think a guy comes to your house

every day

and tells you,

tries to show you new things about it and gets you to sign up for this service

or that. But no, I do not.

I still have an old OLED from, I don't know what, 2015

or something like that.

There's so many burnt ends on it.

So like I want a new one, but I don't need a new one, if that makes.

Sense.

Yeah, it does make sense. Okay.

Because it's exactly what you said.

I need to watch some more of these ice videos.

Why do you need to know?

I don't know, here's what's going to happen because I am doing

the store method.

I'm going to stop looking at this.

Then I'm going to tune into my body.

I'm going to What is URL. Of?

You know, it's, it's do something for

oh, one small little victory.

So I'm going to I'm gonna get some of these cookie bags off my desk,

and then are is you.

I don't remember what it's like.

Something where you do something for 15 minutes, like you read for 15 minutes.

We do some jumping jacks or something, and then E is engage in one task

that if you just got one thing done during the day,

you would feel like that was success.

If it was this one thing.

You know are very similar.

I know they are.

But the one small victory is something like really small.

Like I said, it's getting shit off my desk or whatever it is.

The E is like messaging that kid who I haven't talked to two weeks,

who offered to give us help for free, that would be something good.

He's. He's also talking to convert to less.

Tuberculosis. Like blessed.

I need someone like we can get like you to market me.

And the guy's like, yeah, yeah, I think we can do something with you.

You know? You've got some great name recognition.

So a lot. Of potential. Here.

I think we change it to a us at the end.

So we so we harnessed some of that Greek mythology.

It was just really funny listening to this, the,

The New York Times podcast about it and then like, you know, early on in his

his career, he, he said the n word a lot,

and now he's, he's trying to clean his act up.

And I was like, man, I remember career.

Oh well he's

he's trying to like distance himself from Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate.

But it's I thought this kid was like oh hold on.

Well they said there's a, there's a lot of chronic years old and he's 20. Yes.

What are you talking about? Career.

I mean, he's going to be dead in four years. So

yes. He's

living the life of like, someone from the 1700s.

So you'll be

he'll be a statesman and like, one year, and then it'll be dead and whatever.

Yeah.

I mean, like, mix that with Liberace's pool boy or whatever,

and you're you're halfway there.

But yes, he it was just amazing to hear them talk about how they're like,

oh yeah, there's a lot of crossover with like white nationalism.

Yeah.

You know, racism and looks maxing and all this stuff.

But did they play it off as they, you know,

they call it gesturing or whatever or like you're just beginning.

Yeah. You just are goon.

You got,

I forget some other word that was probably a slang in the 70s

and just, just the fact that they could segue like,

yeah, you know, he's really been just trying to clean things up, like

you can.

It was so hard for Kramer.

And he was Kramer and he was Kramer.

He was on the biggest show of like of the time and never, could never come back.

And it was still a joke when they did it,

when they talked about on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Wait, so this guy, is this true?

He's he's going to get surgery to lengthen his bones through his legs.

So he's six foot six with a hold on though.

There's a South Park episode of this about this.

And there's a there's a maintenance guy and my and there's,

there's some one in my backyard.

He's doing a book report you need he needs to talk to you about a project.

He's working on.

No, I think rig rigs is I'm watching rig stock.

I'm the guy doesn't know that rigs is there?

I gotta go, all right.

We'll talk later. Okay. So. Yeah.

Good luck by. Yeah.